Chick's Daily Routine

MORNING
4:30 - Chick awakens and masturbates
4:33 - Chick falls back to sleep
5:00 - Chick awakens again and begins crying
5:06 - Chick pulls himself together and showers
5:58 - Arrives at the Friggemall complex
6:00 - Chick says hellooooooo to America and introduces the Bob & Tom Show
6:00 - 10:01 On-air
10:02 Chick leaves the Frigemall Building
10:30 - 11:30 Watch ESPN Sportcenter

AFTERNOON
11:45 - 12:30 - Lunch with Tom (Right... like that's gonna happen)
1:00 - 4:00 - TV Time
4:01 - 4:10 - Masturbate
4:11 - 5:00 - Nap Time