Disc 1
1. Camel Toe - The Bob & Tom Band
2. My Big Fat Greek Style Sex Partner
3. Animal Conspiracy - Tim Bedore
4. I've Never Been Laid - Tommy G.
5. Real Girls Doing Real Things
6. Women and Points - Greg Hahn
7. Atta Girl Knee Pads
8. Larry & Richard
9. Ménage a Moi - Chick McGee
10. Spunk'd
11. Taint - Bob & Becky
12. Count Flatula
13. The Service Call - Mr. Obvious
14. Roe vs. Wade - Mike McCrea
15. C'est la Vie - Pat Godwin
16. Chick Millionaire
17. Bad Love Song - Sean Morey
18. Surrender Cologne
19. Fluffy - Heywood Banks
20. Acting and Directing - Jim Gaffigan
21. Phone Call #17
22. Title of the Song - Da Vinci's Notebook
23. Rush Rehab Diary
24. Romey - Frank Caliendo & Ron Sexton
25. The Princess Diary
26. We're Officially DoneDisc 2
Disc
2
1. The Scrotum
Song - Asylum Street Spankers
2. Joe Johnson Memory System
3. The Toy - Bob Kevoian
4. Roasting Jesus - Scott Dunn
5. It's a Great Day to Whup Somebody's Ass - Paul Thorn
6. Blow Java
7. A Few Thoughts - Daniel Tosh
8. The F.U. Song - Chick McGee
9. The Flashlight - Mr. Obvious
10. The New Americans - John Fox
11. 24 Seconds
12. Sweeney-san - Mark Sweeney
13. Memories of You - Heywood Banks
14. Chick's College Talk
15. Indiana Jones - Mike McCrea
16. Out Drinkin' - Pat Dailey
17. Fart-Rite Anal Strips
18. Pissin' Outside - Billy Jonas
19. Hunting for Marge
20. Dating - Greg Hahn
21. Rubitoften
22. The Hermaphrodite Song - Sean Morey
23. Survivor: Island of Queens
24. Larry King 2003
25. PMS for Christmas - Peter Kevoian
Produced by
Bob Kevoian & Tom Griswold
Steve Allee & Dean Metcalf
Music Director and Arrangements Steve Allee
Executive Producer Tom Griswold
Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Alan Johnson at The Static Shack
Additional Production by Chris Geisen, Alan
Johnson, Ricky Rydell & Charles Smith
Static Shack Tech Engineers Kevin Silva & Kevin Van Wyk
Additional Engineering Gary Mielke
Project Coordinator Joni Downing
Art Direction & Design P.J. Yinger
Graphics & Typesetting by Bethany Primrose & Edan
Bryant at Hatch Show Print, Nashville
Photography Scott "Cookie" Fenstermaker
Thanks to Jim Sherraden, Delaney Gill & Everyone at Hatch Show Print,
Nashville
The BOB & TOM Show (c)
Featuring Bob Kevoian & Tom Griswold
Program Director Marty Bender
Producer Dean Metcalf
The Sports Desk Chick McGee
The News Desk Kristi Lee
Our Man Backstage Ace Cosby
Vox Humoroso Mark Allison, Dean Metcalf, Mark Patrick & Steve
Salge
Understudies Dave Gunn & Laura Steele
The BOB & TOM Radio Network
Distributed by Premiere Radio Networks
Program Director Marty Bender
Director of Network Production Drew Carey
Director of Marketing & Promotion Helen Zimmerman
Director of Affiliate Sales & Marketing Laura Gonzo lgonzo@premiereradio.com
The Bob & Tom Office
Joni Downing jdowning@bobandtom.com
Webmaster Barry Kettery
Web Editor Matt Thompson
Production Staff Mark Allison, Jason Hoffsetz & Jim "Jimbo" Thomas
Staff Engineers
John Anderson, Scott Fenstermaker, Eddie Hazel & Dan Mettler
Contributing Writers
Steve Allee, Mark Allison, Kevin Arnold, Marty Bender, Ross Bergman,
Tim Cavanagh, Dave Dugan, Scott Fenstermaker, Barclay Grayson,
Whit Grayson, Tom Griswold, Rob Haney, J.J. Hill,
Jason Hoffsetz, Vern Howard, Alan Johnson, Bob
Kevoian, Rick Kirk, Kristi Lee, Jack Magiera,
Jimmy "Mad Dog" Matis, Chick McGee, Dean Metcalf, Stuart
Mitchell,
Randy Montgomery, Roger Naylor, Mark Patrick, Will Pfaffenberger,
Ricky Rydell, Dan St. Paul, Steve Salge, Todd Snider,
Matt Thompson & Duke TumatoeThe Bob & Tom Band / Static Shack
Studios
Vocals Doug Benge, Jessica Benge, Roman Broadus, Teresa Giles,Tom Griswold,
Bob Kevoian, Peter Kevoian, Bill Mallers, Becky Martin, Chick McGee,
Cozette Myers, Michael Read, Wendy Reed, Matt Roush, Ricky Rydell,
Ezra Todd Shelton & DáRon Washington
Piano & Keyboards Steve Allee
Guitars Michael Clark, Dean Metcalf, Charles Smith & Sandy Williams
Acoustic / Electric Bass Frank Smith
Drums Chris Pyle
Percussion Steve Hanna & Kevin Kaiser
Theramin Duke Tumatoe
Woodwinds Jim Farrelly, Stan Hillis,Tom Meyer, Michael Stricklin & Jay
Young
Trumpet / Flugelhorn Mark Buselli, Jeff Conrad & P.J. Yinger
Trombone Loy Hetrick, Dave Pavolka & Jared Rodin
Tuba Rex MartinViolins Phil Palermo & Larry Shapiro
Viola Nancy Agres
Cello Anne McCafferty
Harp Wendy Muston
The Official Bob & Tom Band Piano Technician Matt Dickerson
Thanks to...
Kraig Kitchin and Larry Morgan at Premiere Radio Networks
Brian Glicklich and Greg Waugh at Premiere Interactive Services
Lisa Miller at Miller Broadcast Management
Dwayne Issacs, Brian Daily and Sim 2K
Greg Fullhart at Fulltec.com
Dave and Adam Crockett, Robert Cooprider and Tina Nixon at DC Ventures
Answernet Network 1-800-BUY-THIS
Jack Carr, Duane Mercer and Richard Salewicz at I-Quest
Pat Maurer at CELA Company
Additional Material Written & Performed by
Heywood Banks, Tim Bedore, Frank Caliendo, Pat Dailey, Scott Dunn, John Fox,
Jim Gaffigan, Pat Godwin, Greg Hahn, Billy Jonas, Mike McCrea, Sean Morey,
Ron Sexton, Mark Sweeney, Paul Thorn & Daniel Tosh
Da Vinci's Notebook
Greg "Storm" DiCostanzo, Richard Hsu, Bernie Muller-Thym & Paul
Sabourin
Featured Performers
Sadie Allison, Marty Bender, Roman Broadus, Drew Carey,
Larry Crane, Joni Downing, Dave Dugan,
Scott Fenstermaker, Chris Geisen,
Christine Geisen, Teresa Giles,
Josh Gonia, Laura Gonzo,
Whit Grayson, Summer Hinkle,
Jason Hoffsetz, Peter Kevoian,
Becky Martin, Angie Mays,
Kathy Miller, Will Pfaffenberger,
Emily Pribble, Stephanie Quigley,
Ricky Rydell, Jennifer Shafer,
Laura Steele, Jim "Jimbo" Thomas,
& Jon Wainscott
Thanks to
Tim Denniston, Chris Dobbs,
Tom Doran, Cathi Hauck,
Jeff Kevoian, Shannon Ross, Mike Thomas, Chris Wheat
& Michael Young
Asylum Street Spankers
Christina Marrs, Wammo, Stanley Smith, Brent Martens, Guy Forsyth,
Korey Simeone, Matt Weiner, Paul Schlichting, Leroy Biller,
Django Porter & Mike HenryThe Bob & Tom Band "Live"
Bob Kevoian Guitar & Vocals
Tom Griswold Vocals
Chick McGee Vocals
Kristi Lee Vocals
Ricky Rydell Vocals
DáRon Washington Vocals
Roman Broadus Vocals
Jessica Benge Vocals
Becky Martin Vocals
Wendy Reed Vocals
Ezra Todd Shelton Vocals
Steve Allee Keyboards & Accordion
Frank Smith Bass
Chris Pyle Drums
P.J. Yinger Trumpet & Flugelhorn
Jay Young Saxes & Woodwinds
Stan Hillis Saxes & Flute
Charles Smith Guitar
Michael Clark Acoustic, Electric & Pedal Steel Guitars
Dean Metcalf Guitar
Alan Johnson Front of House Engineer
Doug Boodt Monitor Engineer
"
Camel Toe" is a parody of "Kokomo." Parody
lyrics by Tom Griswold and Ricky Rydell. (c) 2002
Tom Griswold and Ricky Rydell
"
Kokomo" written by Mike Love, Scott McKenzie,
Terry Melcher and John Phillips. (c) 1988 Honest
John Music / Touchstone Pictures Music, ASCAP
"
I've Never Been Laid" written by Steve Allee,
Tom Griswold and Ricky Rydell. (c) 2003
Friggemall Music, ASCAP
"
Atta Girl Kneepads" written by Steve Allee, Tom
Griswold, Dean Metcalf, Stuart Mitchell and Ricky
Rydell. (c) 2003 Friggemall Music, ASCAP
"
Ménage a Moi" is a parody of "Ménage a Trois."
Parody lyrics by Marty Bender, Tom Griswold, Dean
Metcalf and Ricky Rydell. (c) 2003 Friggemall
Music, ASCAP
"
Ménage a Trois" written by Robert Kevoian and
Whitney Grayson. (c) 2002 Toby John Music, ASCAP
"
Taint" written by Steve Allee, Tom Griswold and
Ricky Rydell. (c) 2003 Friggemall Music, ASCAP
"
Count Flatula" written by Steve Allee, Tom
Griswold, J.J. Hill, Dean Metcalf and Ricky
Rydell. (c) 2003 Friggemall Music, ASCAP
"
C'est la Vie" written by Pat Godwin. (c) 2003 Good 1 Music, ASCAP
"
Bad Love Song" and "The Hermaphrodite Song"
written by Sean Morey. (c) 2003 Sean Morey
Productions
"
Fluffy" and "Memories of You" written by Stuart
Mitchell. (c) 2003 South Hand Music, ASCAP
"
Title of the Song" written by Richard Greene and
Paul Sabourin. (c) 1999 C.K. Dexter Haven Music,
ASCAP / Best of Breed Music, ASCAP
"
The Scotum Song" conceived and arranged by Christina Marrs. Additional
lyrics by Wammo. (c) 2002 Christina Marrs Music,
B.Y.G.U.M., BMI
"
The Toy" written by Robert Kevoian and Whitney
Grayson. (c) 2003 Toby John Music, ASCAP
"
It's a Good Day to Whup Somebody's Ass" written
by Paul Thorn and Billy Maddox. (c) 2003 Yo Man
Music, BMI / lllegal Songs, Inc., BMI
"
Blow Java" written by Steve Allee, Tom Griswold,
Stuart Mitchell and Ricky Rydell. (c) 2003
Friggemall Music, ASCAP
"
The F.U. Song" is a tribute, of sorts, to the
great song, "Beer Run,"written by Todd Snider and
Keith Christopher. "The F.U. Song" lyrics written
by Chick McGee and Dean Metcalf. (c) 2003
"
Out Drinkin'" written by Pat Dailey. (c) 2002 Island House Music,
BMI
"
Pissin' Outside" written by Billy Jonas, Nance
Pettit, David Wilcox and Steven Heller. (c) 1998
Bang A Bucket Music, BMI
"
PMS for Christmas" written by Steve Allee, Tom
Griswold, Dean Metcalf, Ricky Rydell and Duke
Tumatoe. (c) 2003 Friggemall Music, ASCAP
(c) 2003 Friggemall Industries, LLC. All rights
reserved. Unauthorized duplication is a violation
of applicable laws.
All celebrity voices are parodies, presented with
satiric intent. Besides, they're not that good
anyway, so calm down.
