Procktober-fest
If you’re a man over 40, get ready to drop your drawers and assume the position. It’s everyone’s favorite part of the year, time for that always-exciting annual prostate exam. In celebration of “Procktober,” our very own Chick McGee will offer up his bum to the probing finger of a proctologist as an on-air reminder that men need to get that little gland you can only access through your anus checked every year. The National Prostate Cancer Coalition is making it even easier for guys to have this done with their purple and white “Colon Cruiser.” The Drive Against Prostate Cancer has given over 22 thousand free examinations to males across the country so far… meaning this vehicle has gotten more ass in the backseat than any other auto in history.

TIP – Don’t just have this procedure done in the back of any old white cargo van with tinted windows and carpet on the walls… make sure it’s the official “Drive Against Prostate Cancer” clinician who is performing the probing.

TIP - If you feel two hands on your shoulders during the exam you might want to change doctors.

Seriously. Get 'er done!