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December 30 - January 4

Go For the Juggler
How many jugglers turned comedians do you know that have opened up for Michael Jackson (back when people still attended “Wacko Jacko’s” concerts)? Chris Bliss is the only name that comes to mind. Once known as the worlds most popular juggler, Bliss got tired of doing the same 15 minute routine night after night. He then tossed the balls, bowling pins, and knives out of the act, picked up a pen, and began writing comedy. Bliss is now a
Tonight Show regular, has his own one man show, and is considered to be the perfect intellectual comedian for the information age.

FACTOID– Once audiences found out about Bliss’ past and began demanding it, Chris began closing out his comedy shows with his world famous juggling act.

 

December 31, 2002
Tim Wilson - "The Sequel"
He's back for the second day in a row, and we couldn't be happier (insert sarcasm here). After mistakenly arriving at the Friggemall complex 24 hours early, Tim Wilson is back for his
scheduled guest slot. This will allow him to finally finish his story about the date with his infamous fur coat love interest, and hopefully treat us to a few more selections off his brand new album, Certified Aluminum: His Greatest Recycled Hits 1.

FACTOID – In a bizarre bit of irony, one of Tim Wilson's early hit songs was titled “Garth Brooks Ruined My Life.” This tune later helped him sign with Garth’s record label, Capitol Records Nashville, in 1998.

 

December 31, 2002
Win a Car For the Kids
The "Maestro Man" of the broadcast booth, Dick Vitale, has been commentating college basketball for years, but his charity work is almost as big as his love of hoops. Dickie V is a big supporter of the Boys and Girls Club of Sarasota, and in his hometown of Sarasota, he's hosting another edition of the annual Dick Vitale Sports Night. Even those of you not fortunate enough to live in Florida can still put in a bid for Sports Night charity auction. For $1000, you can enter your name to win a 2003 Mercedes-Benz. Entries are limited, so get your name in the drawing today, and help a good cause at the same time. To enter, call 941-928-1766

 

December 31, 2002
Zany Report: Year End Edition
The lovable Bob Zany is set to close out the year with his final Zany Report of 2002. This legendary comic and all around great guy, will be sure to bring his A-material for what is going to be the biggest, funniest, most spectacular report of year (no pressure, Bob). If you aren’t laughing when it’s all said and done, you can always go to BobZany.com and test your hand at punch line writing by playing Fix The Joke Baby. Pick up one of those "Papa Eat Now" T-shirts while you're at it.

Side Note – Bob was just informed about our expectations for this week's report. He quickly scrapped what he had already written, and began writing new material.

 

December 31, 2002
The Ringer Returns
Bill Scheft has spent the last 10 years writing monologues for David Letterman, and earning multiple Emmy nominations while doing so. He's been a big part of both Late Night, and The Late Show with David Letterman, but Scheft has recently enjoyed success writing comedy in a whole new way, this time as a novelist. His book, The Ringer, has been praised by many, including Letterman himself, and has been flying off of bookshelves. Since filling in for Bob as a guest host a few months back, we haven't seen much of Bill, but we hear he's got his version of the worlds funniest joke lined up, along with news concerning the return of his brother's obscure rock band.

 

December 30, 2002
Every Show is a Double Feature
Covering titillating topics like Barn Yard Bondage and Swingstock for Playboy TV’s Sexcetera, Scott Potasnik is no stranger to provocative programming. His most recent small-screen work includes stints on two of MTV's highest profile series: Jackass and Blame Game. Scott got his start on Real TV, where he honed his reporting skills on in-depth stories but is now enjoying the benefits of working for Playboy, including movie night at the Mansion.

 

December 30, 2002
A Surprise Visit From
Tim Wilson

So what if he shows up a day early? Few comedians cause more controversy when they enter the studio than the southern singer/songwriter, Tim Wilson. His brash outlook on everyday aspects of life, and the fact he has no problem speaking his mind, no matter how politically incorrect his views may be, have led to Bob & Tom to air a disclaimer almost every time Little Timmy Wilson opens his mouth. Not to say we don’t find him hysterically funny; we just do everything in our power to disassociated with him.

 

 

"If your ass can dial the phone, I want to take a look at you."
- Chick McGee

"I used to drive to all my gigs because when you are the worlds greatest juggler, that's what happens."
- Chris Bliss

"I have enough deception in my personal life, I don't need someone adding to it on stage."
- Chris Bliss on Magicians

"I have played a clarinet with my penis, but never a piano with balls."
- Chick McGee on the Juggling piano player.

"I saw that there was a GMAC Bowl this year which is aptly named because there is absolutely no interest."
- Bill Scheft

"That is going to be a turd on wheels."
- Tom Griswold on Lisa Marie Presley's debut album.

"You rarely find silicone and good food in the same building."
- Tim Wilson on Hooters restaurants

"If you can see me, you're in my way."
- Tom Griswold's new
T-shirt

"Churchill, MacArthur, and Roosevelt all smoked. Cigarettes won World War II."
- Tim Wilson

"You're surprised I know my porn? Come on, you are talking to daddy here."
- Bob Kevoian talking to Scott Potasnik from Playboy TV

"I am not a prude just because I don't like to flaunt my johnson around."
- Tom Griswold

"I've been listening to you guys since I was a kid, and you guys are pervs."
- Scott Potasnik from Playboy TV

"You don't finish a movie like 'Hot to Trot' and think, man, we're never going to get one better than that. "
- Bobcat Goldthwait

"Well there ya go."
- Bob Kevoian to a man who removed a tattoo after drinking a pint of Jim Beam

"I'm like Dennis Miller for dummies."
- Charlie Viricola

"You can't be a racist in LA. You'd be exhausted."
- Charlie woo