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January 3 -7 2005

 

Easy to Enjoy
Hey, I know This Guy
With a nicely pressed shirt and a sarcastic sense of humor, comedian Keith Alberstadt is becoming a popular act among club goers. Alberstadt’s brand of humor is laid back and easy to enjoy because his material is based on the kind of observations any audience can relate to including everything from fantasy football to being the whitest white guy you’ll ever meet. You may not know Keith personally, but he’ll remind you of your witty uncle, clueless bachelor friend and favorite drinking buddy all in one.


FACTOID – Chick McGee says that Keith Alberstadt looks like he could have been a member of the evil fraternity in the movie Animal House.

 

Watch It, Buster
Before landing the role of Buster Bluth on Arrested Development, Tony Hale had spent the majority of his career performing in theaters and appearing in television commercials. That’s all changed now that he’s on the cast of FOX’s Emmy Award winning sitcom. On the show, Hale portrays Buster, the youngest of the four Bluth siblings. And while none of the members of this dysfunctional family are anything close to being normal, Buster is most eccentric of them all. Though he’s a grown man, he still lives with his mother, is a professional graduate student and suffers from crippling panic attacks. Arrested Development, now in its second season, airs Sundays on FOX.

 

He's Lubasonic
Looking for a clean, intelligent comedy show full of observational humor? If so, comedian Randy Lubas is the guy for you. Lubas has performed over 5,000 shows in over forty of our great states. He's made dozens of television appearances and has worked at the most prestigious casinos in Las Vegas and Reno. Whether he is making fun of plutonic relationships, the Iowa sextuplets or himself Randy's full of witty observations that everyone can relate to.

FACTOID - Randy Lubas has developed his own game show called "Funny You Should Ask."

The Iowa Sextuplets - Randy Lubas
 
 

Bob & Tom Show 2005
After two long weeks away, Bob, Tom, Kristi, and Chick are returning from their well deserved holiday break and will be kicking off 2005 in their brand new state of the art studio. Tune in as the guys familiarize themselves with their new surroundings while at the same time get back to doing what they do best, entertaining America from coast to coast, one joke at a time.

 

The NFL Song -
Wildcard Edition

After 17 grueling weeks, the regular season has come to an end which means it's time for one of the greatest events in all of sports, the NFL playoffs. But don't worry if you missed any of the action over the course of the year because Duke Tumatoe's here with his NFL Song to catch you up on the season that was. Only 12 teams remain in the hunt for the Lombardi Trophy and eight of them are preparing to do battle this weekend. In the NFC, division rivals face off for third time this season as the Rams and Seahawks, and Packers and Vikings go head to head. While over in the AFC, the Colts take on the Broncos for the second time in two weeks and the Chargers and Jets square off in a rematch from week two. Each team has something to prove and a score to settle in this, the first step on the road to the Super Bowl, which means Duke's got more than enough material to cram into this week's song.

 

 

 

 

 


"Oral sex and regular sex are not the same. That's why they've got different prices."
- Keith Alberstadt

"Dog unemployment is one of those things that's just swept under the carpet."
- Tom Griswold

"I bet a lot of things take these girls by surprise, like gravity and daylight."
- Chick McGee on the SI Model hopefuls surprised by a swimsuit competition

" I Live by a code, but we don't have time to review it."
- Tom Griswold

" When a dog humps your leg, it's kind of an insult. Because out of everyone at the party, he looks at your and thinks 'I think I've got a shot with that guy'."
- Larry the Cable Guy

" When I smoked, I hated non smokers. Now that I've quite, I have balance. I hate everybody."
- Pat Dixon

"Singing is praying times two."
- Tim Cavanagh

"I don't know why people video tape sex because after I have sex, the only thing I can think of is that I'm glad nobody saw that."
- Mike Birbiglia

"I take it back, Kristi, the fez is a really stupid hat."
- Tom Griswold after stating that the fez might have some practical uses

"You just can't say no to Clint Black."
- Vic Henley

" Like Chick often tells me when I'm crying at the vending machine, don't take what Tom says seriously."
- Kristi Lee to Tammy Pescatelli after Tom said she looked like a truck driver

"I want to invent no-scent soap, for the woman who cares about the family of the guy she's messing around with."
- Corey Holcomb

"If you see a guy on pay phone, he's having an affair."
- Chick McGee

"I like to think of my body as a temple... or at least a nice prespaterian youth center."
- Emo Phillips

" Lawyers have ruined Christmas."
- Bob Kevoian

" If a bicycle can make a man important then how do you explain 1 billion Chinese people."
- Chris Speyrer on how you can't believe everything you read

" I don't know why I even turned your mic on today."
- Bob Kevoian to Chick McGee