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January 10, 2003
Taking "All You Can Eat" To the Extreme
According to the International Federation of Competitive Eating (IFOCE), competitive eating is the next big thing in sports. Anyone can put a ball in a hoop, or catch a 30 yard bullet pass, but it takes a real athlete to down 50 hot dogs in a single sitting. According to IFOCE President Richard Shea, the best part of competitive eating is that there is no off season. From the Glutton Bowl, to Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, the "athletes" of the IFOCE travel all over the country all year long, shoveling as much food in their mouth as is humanly possible. The next event on this leg of the tour is the Battle of the Buffets, which will be airing on The Travel Channel Jan 12th from Las Vegas

 

January 10, 2003
Jackson Perdue is No Chicken
Though the name might be reminiscent of you last trip to the grocery store, Jackson Perdue is a comedian, not a frozen chicken breast. And though we like both equally, Jackson is probably just a little bit funnier. He is among the favorite acts in Vegas, and you may have seen him on the Playboy Channel as well as Entertainment Tonight. But If you miss his appearance on the BOB&TOM Show, cluck you.

 

January 9, 2003
Leading the League in Laughs
Dan St. Paul is by far one of the most requested comedians ever to join Bob & Tom in the studio. His First Baseball Game bits have become classics, and are still among the most sought after pieces in the archives. Dan is one of the few comedians to appear on B&T’s Greatest Hits album, and his new bit, The Heaven & Hell All Star Game is featured on Gone Wild. Like the First Baseball Game by Dan St. Paul? Check out the Animated Version.

Side Note -
We don't know why Bob has a mullet in this cartoon.

 

January 9, 2003
No Trip for You Mon
Comedian Jimmy Pardo commands respect, and maybe some day he’ll get it. Even though he’s a well accomplished comedian, with a number of impressive credentials on his resume, the cast of The BOB&TOM Show still love to give Pardo a hard time. That's why we we're so upset to hear that Jimmy won't be able to make the Bahamas trip this year. Looks like we'll have to resort to making fun of Chick. The good news is that Pardo is missing the trip because of his new job as host of Movies At Our House where he and his co-host Rachel, show movie favorites from their very own living room. Who wouldn't want to spend an evening on the couch next to Pardo? Movies At Our House airs every Monday at 8pm on AMC.

Side Note - If you love him or you just feel sorry for him, vote for Jimmy Pardo in the Comedy Central Standup Showdown. (Or, if you see someone else you like better, vote for them)

 

January 8, 2003
George Lopez is Back!
George Lopez has his own sitcom, strategically titled, George Lopez, a hit comedy CD (Right Now, Right Now) and recently received a few bottles of Cabo Wabo Tequila from Sammy Hagar. Could things get any better? Before you know he'll even have his own bobble head doll created in his likeness. It's hard not to be happy for a guy that's been a good friend of the show for almost 20 years, but that doesn't mean we are going to quit asking for some free CDs, and guest role for Chick as the wacky neighbor on his show. George Lopez airs every Wednesday on ABC.

 

January 8, 2003
The NFL Song:
Wild Card Weekend

The first round of the playoffs is complete and what a wild weekend of games it was. Two absolute blow outs on Saturday, including an unlikely win by Mike Vick and the Falcons, followed up by two amazing come from behind victories by the Niners and Steelers. Only eight teams remain in this wacky NFL season, all of which are eyeing the Vince Lombardi Trophy. Duke Tumatoe will share his insights into the football world with the first NFL Song of the post season and try and figure out what the hell what the hell goin' on in the NFL. And lets not forget Bass Talk with Mark Christopher "Don't call me M.C." Rohrman

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January 7, 2003
A Little Bit of Everything
Pat Dixon has earned a reputation as one of the funniest and most promising young comedians working today. Dixon’s material is bold, creative, and filled with hard punch lines that keep audiences laughing from beginning to end, which is a trait 9 out of 10 audiences look for in a comedian. He does this by moving seamlessly through an eclectic range of topics while at the same time combining the classic look of comedians of the 50’s and 60’s with an edgy contemporary style and deliver, and that’s no easy feat.

 

January 7, 2003
Warm Up The Bus
The NCAA Men's Basketball season is in full swing, and conference play is just around the corner. That means the PTPer of the broadcast booth, Dick Vitale, couldn't be happier. BOB & TOM's hoops expert makes his weekly call to talk about life, basketball, and The Broken Egg. Vitale has been commentating college basketball for years, but he has recently turned author. In his book Campus Chaos, Vitale shares his insights and personal views on the game, as well as steps the NCAA needs to take to save the sport he loves so much.

 

January 7, 2003
The Best Part of Waking Up
Bob Zany is very excited that it's finally Tuesday, and that means he gets to share his
Zany Report with the world. Though Bob has made it his personal mission to to deliver a Zany Report that requires zero fixing... there are always plenty of past fixer-uppers archived at BobZany.com for you to enjoy. And if you are looking to do some early Christmas shopping, you can purchase the always-popular "Eat Salmon The Other Pink Meat," or the brand new "Papa Eat Now" shirts which are perfect for the person who loves changing oil, painting houses, and various types of yard work.

 

January 7, 2003
Eradicating Mis-, Mal-, and Over-Used Words
Tired of hearing phrases like "Weapons of Mass Destruction," and "Must See TV"? So are the folks at Lake Superior State University. Since 1976, LSSU has been plucking out overly uttered catch phrases from pop culture and compiling a list of words that need to be banished from our language. Check out the list or submit your own entries and help make speaking to others enjoyable again.

 

 

"What do you mean I smell? You are the fart king."
Tom Griswold to Chick McGee


"The most criminal thing about pot is how much people charge for it."
- Jackson Perdue

"These competitors are gustatory gladiators."
- Rich Shea on the IFOCE competitors

"For being third banana on a radio show, you should be nicer to people if you want to make it someday."
- Jimmy Pardo to Chick

"It takes Latinos nine hours to play golf. Four hours for 18 holes, and five hours to do the lawn.
- George Lopez

"I can't wait until I slip into dementia. I'm almost there."
- Chick McGee

"Some people like to beat there kids when they get in trouble. I say... why wait?"
- Pat Dixon

"I have never met a guy whiter than me."
- Tom Griswold to Pat Dixon

"I tell you it's a long story because I don't want to talk to you."
- Tom Griswold

"If your ass can dial the phone, I want to take a look at you."
- Chick McGee

"I used to drive to all my gigs because when you are the worlds greatest juggler, that's what happens."
- Chris Bliss

"I have enough deception in my personal life, I don't need someone adding to it on stage."
- Chris Bliss on Magicians

"I have played a clarinet with my penis, but never a piano with balls."
- Chick McGee on the Juggling piano player.

"I saw that there was a GMAC Bowl this year which is aptly named because there is absolutely no interest."
- Bill Scheft

"That is going to be a turd on wheels."
- Tom Griswold on Lisa Marie Presley's debut album.

"You rarely find silicone and good food in the same building."
- Tim Wilson on Hooters restaurants

"If you can see me, you're in my way."
- Tom Griswold's new
T-shirt

"Churchill, MacArthur, and Roosevelt all smoked. Cigarettes won World War II."
- Tim Wilson