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January
10, 2003
Jackson Perdue is No Chicken
Though the name might be reminiscent of you
last trip to the grocery store,
Jackson Perdue is a comedian, not
a frozen chicken breast. And though we like both equally, Jackson
is probably just a little bit funnier. He is among the favorite
acts in Vegas, and you may have seen him on the Playboy
Channel as well as Entertainment
Tonight. But If you miss his appearance
on the BOB&TOM Show, cluck you.
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January 9, 2003
No
Trip for You Mon
Comedian Jimmy
Pardo commands respect, and maybe some day hell get
it. Even though hes a well accomplished comedian, with
a number of impressive credentials on his resume, the cast of
The BOB&TOM Show still love to give Pardo a hard time. That's
why we we're so upset to hear that Jimmy won't be able to make
the Bahamas trip this year. Looks like we'll have to resort
to making fun of Chick. The good news is that Pardo is missing
the trip because of his new job as host of Movies
At Our House where he and his co-host Rachel, show movie
favorites from their very own living room. Who wouldn't want
to spend an evening on the couch next to Pardo? Movies
At Our House airs every Monday
at 8pm on AMC.
Side Note
- If you love him or you just feel sorry for him, vote for Jimmy
Pardo in the Comedy
Central Standup Showdown. (Or, if you see someone else you
like better, vote for them)
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January 7, 2003
A
Little Bit of Everything
Pat Dixon has earned a reputation
as one of the funniest and most promising young comedians working
today. Dixons material is bold, creative, and filled with
hard punch lines that keep audiences laughing from beginning
to end, which is a trait 9 out of 10 audiences look for in a
comedian. He does this by moving seamlessly through an eclectic
range of topics while at the same time combining the classic
look of comedians of the 50s and 60s with an edgy
contemporary style and deliver, and thats no easy feat.
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January
7, 2003
Warm Up The Bus
The NCAA Men's Basketball season is in full swing, and conference
play is just around the corner. That means the PTPer of the
broadcast booth, Dick
Vitale, couldn't be happier. BOB & TOM's hoops expert
makes his weekly call to talk about life, basketball, and The
Broken Egg. Vitale has been commentating college basketball
for years, but he has recently turned author. In his book Campus
Chaos, Vitale shares his insights and personal views on
the game, as well as steps the NCAA needs to take to save the
sport he loves so much.
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January 7, 2003
The
Best Part of Waking Up
Bob Zany is very excited that it's finally Tuesday, and that
means he gets to share his Zany
Report with the world. Though Bob
has made it his personal mission to to deliver a
Zany Report that requires zero fixing...
there are always plenty of past fixer-uppers archived at BobZany.com
for you to enjoy. And if you are looking to do some early Christmas
shopping, you can purchase the always-popular "Eat Salmon
The Other Pink Meat," or the brand new "Papa Eat Now"
shirts which are perfect for the person who loves changing oil,
painting houses, and various types of yard work.
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January 7, 2003
Eradicating
Mis-, Mal-, and Over-Used Words
Tired of hearing phrases like "Weapons of Mass Destruction,"
and "Must See TV"? So are the folks at Lake
Superior State University. Since 1976, LSSU has been plucking
out overly uttered catch phrases from pop culture and compiling
a list of words that need to be banished
from our language. Check
out the list or submit your own entries and help make speaking
to others enjoyable again.
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"What do you mean I smell? You
are the fart king."
Tom Griswold to Chick McGee
"The most criminal thing about pot is how much people charge
for it."
- Jackson Perdue
"These competitors are gustatory gladiators."
- Rich Shea on the IFOCE competitors
"For being third banana on a radio show, you should be nicer
to people if you want to make it someday."
- Jimmy Pardo to Chick
"It takes Latinos nine hours to play golf. Four hours for
18 holes, and five hours to do the lawn.
- George Lopez
"I can't wait until I slip into dementia. I'm almost there."
- Chick McGee
"Some people like to beat there kids when they get in trouble.
I say... why wait?"
- Pat Dixon
"I have never met a guy whiter than me."
- Tom Griswold to Pat Dixon
"I tell you it's a long story because I don't want to talk
to you."
- Tom Griswold
"If your ass can dial the phone, I want to take a look at
you."
- Chick McGee
"I used to drive to all my gigs because when you are the
worlds greatest juggler, that's what happens."
- Chris Bliss
"I have enough deception in my personal life, I don't need
someone adding to it on stage."
- Chris Bliss on Magicians
"I have played a clarinet with my penis, but never a piano
with balls."
- Chick McGee on the Juggling piano player.
"I saw that there was a GMAC Bowl this year which is aptly
named because there is absolutely no interest."
- Bill Scheft
"That is going to be a turd on wheels."
- Tom Griswold on Lisa Marie Presley's debut album.
"You rarely find silicone and good food in the same building."
- Tim Wilson on Hooters restaurants
"If you can see me, you're in my way."
- Tom Griswold's new
T-shirt
"Churchill, MacArthur, and Roosevelt all smoked. Cigarettes
won World War II."
- Tim Wilson
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