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January 24, 2003
Todd Yohn Returns

After three long years, Comedian Todd Yohn is back on the BOB&TOM show. At 6’4”, and with bright red hair, comedian Todd Yohn is a living cartoon character (just look at the provided photo). Though he has the ability to make an audience laugh with just a look, his talents as comic and a singer/songwriter have left people in stitches all over the country. He’s is one of the absolute favorite guests of BOB&TOM and is responsible for some of the most requested songs in our archives such as Red on the Head, Feminine Hygiene, and Daddy, Please Don’t Go.

January 24, 2003
Stage and Screen
Victor Garber has been a heavy hitter on Broadway for most of his career, playing lead roles in popular productions and earning Tony Award nominations in the process. Though Broadway is huge, he performs in front of an even bigger audience for his new gig, playing Agent Jack Bristow on ABC’s hit series Alias. Garber's no stranger to film either. He's portrayed memorable roles in Titanic, Legally Blonde and Sleepless in Seattle. Alias airs every Sunday on ABC.

 

January 24, 2003
Out of the Kitchen, and on the Road
Paul Gilmartin is known for his comedic poetry, but to television viewers, he's probably most well recognized for his hosting duties on the TBS program
Dinner and a Movie, but before landing that gig, Gilmartin was an accomplished stand up comedian. He's taking his act out of the kitchen and back on the road, so he can once again entertain audiences with his uncanny ability for rhyme that has spawned such classics as Sister Joan, Undignified Ways to Die, and Circus Love.

 

January 24, 2003
One Man Cast of Thousands
In what might be the biggest show of the year, John Madden, Ted Knight, Chris Farley, Robin Williams, Al Pacino and a host of other super stars will be joining Bob & Tom for a one day gala event. In person they are all going to look just like comedian Frank Caliendo, but by voice alone you’ll never know the difference. A master impressionist, Caliendo can be seen displaying his talents each week on the sketch comedy show MAD TV.

 


January 24, 2003
George Lopez: Live on CD
Comedian, and longtime friend of the show, George Lopez is returning to one of his true loves, standup comedy. Once his network television sitcom, George Lopez, was renewed for it's second season, George was able to get back to his roots, on the road, and on stage. Lopez is taking his act all over the US, but for those of you who won't get a chance to see Lopez live, his standup comedy CD, Right Now Right Now is now available in stores.

Side Bar - Make sure you keep your eyes peeled for George's Face during the big game this Sunday because G-Lo is going to the Super Bowl, thanks to ABC carrying the game.

 
January 23, 2003
Win Ben Stein's Vote
Lawyer, novelist, presidential speech writer, actor, and game show host are just a few of the professions Ben Stein has has in his well-rounded career. After graduating from Yale Law School, Stein went on to work for Presidents Nixon & Ford. But even more important than that, he became an actor, starring in one of the most memorable scenes in cinematic history (Ferris Bueler’s Day Off). Though he’s an established pop icon, Stein is taking time out to discover the next generation of super stars as a celebrity judge on the all-new Star Search, airing Wednesdays and Thursdays on CBS.
 

January 23, 2003
You Never Know Who You're Gonna Get
Though You may not recognize him without all the makeup Darrell Hammond has been a regular fixture on NBC’s Saturday Night Live, for nearly a decade as a repertory player. Having playing President Bill Clinton for most of his time in office, Hammond now uses his impersonation skills to mimic practically the entire Bush Administration, sometimes doing more than one in the same sketch. Also in his arsenal, he's got dead on impressions of Jesse Jackson, Dan Rather, Phil Donahue and many, many more. Aside from his work on SNL, Darrell is also an excellent standup comedian who's comedy specials are must-sees if you ever have the chance. For those who don't have that opportunity, here's a little taste of what you're missing.

 

January 23, 2003
Life After Punk
After the break up of Black Flag in the mid 80’s, Henry Rollins emerged as a post-punk renaissance man. He has kept himself busy, recording albums with the Rollins Band, writing books, poetry, and a column in Details magazine, as well as acting in several movies. Now in the middle of his Spoken Word Tour, Rollins gets a chance to show off his self-deprecating sense of humor that is rarely ever present in his music.

 
January 23, 2003
EXTRA! Super Bowl Coverage
Jon Kelly, EXTRA’s coolest correspondent, is a regular face on the daily shows, and serves as a co-anchor of EXTRA's one-hour weekend edition. But Jon is taking a break from his normal Hollywood reporting, as he gears up for the best assignment of the year, the Super Bowl. Kelly is more than qualified to handle this tough assignment being a former sports man himself. Pre-EXTRA, Jon was with the FOX Sports Network,
 

January 23, 2003
Dignity Under Duress
Maryellen Hooper is well equipped to provide nonstop laughter with her unique brand of storytelling and quirky physical humor. She describes her material as "just plain silly, fun stuff everybody can appreciate." Weather it’s dating disasters, workplace catastrophes, personal grooming problems or the challenges of home Hooper is the example of Dignity Under Duress… which coincidentally is title of her first comedy album.

January 22, 2003
A Race Against Time
Looking through the archives, it's obvious that comedian Tim Cavanagh can write a song on almost any topic. What's even more astounding is that he can perform it in under a minute. Tim's new album, The One Minute Song, Vol 2, features more of his comedic minute tributes that were debuted on the BOB&TOM Show. It's perfect for short drives in the car seeing as how a trip to the grocery gives you enough time to hear at least ten tunes. The album covers many subjects, including a song that lists the things that Cavanagh won't sing about. How ironic.

 
January 22, 2003
Jim Belushi is "Jim" in According to Jim
When Jim Belushi returned to network television, he did so in the heartwarming family comedy, According to Jim. On the show, Belushi plays “Jim,” an all-American guy's guy who’s never quick to admit fault, but who knows that the key to a good marriage is nodding in agreement when his wife (Courtney Thorne-Smith) talks. Fathers everywhere can relate to Belushi’s character who struggles with the same issues every other family man deals with; how to achieve the ideal picket-fence family life, yet keep a firm grip on your manhood at the same time. According to Jim airs Tuesdays on ABC.

January 22, 2003
A Language All His Own
College basketball powerhouse Duke lost it's first game of the season, and many other upsets dominated the weekend in NCAA Hoops. That means the most recognizable voice in basketball broadcast, Dick Vitale, was a very busy man. But he's never too busy to check in with his favorite diaper dandies, BOB & TOM. Vitale makes his weekly call to talk about life, basketball, and of course, The Broken Egg.

Side Note - Having trouble understanding What Dickie V. Is trying to say? Use the Dick Vitale Language Companion to translate.

January 22, 2003
Super Tuesday
The Zany Report is back and only the approaching Super Bowl could possibly compare to the excitement it brings. Bob Zany, legendary comic and all around great guy, has confirmed that there is a possibility that this could be his greatest edition of the Zany Report ever! If it's anything like last weeks, prepare to laugh... at least once.

 

January 21, 2003
Making Joe Millionaire
Paul Hogan (no, not that Paul Hogan) has been butlering in America for the past 4 years, and up until his engagement as Joe Millionaire's butler had no involvement in the entertainment industry, except for the roll of Mr. Fezzywig in an amateur Christmas play in 1992. Now he is responsible for transforming Evan from your everyday Joe Construction worker, into suave Joe Millionaire. It’s also his duty to keep track of all the young ladies, give them good and bad news, and play the role as host on FOX’s newest hit reality TV series which airs every Monday night.

 

 

"Since jumping in to that cold pool, I have yet to find my penis."
- Bob Kevoian

"You get an ore in the nuts, you know it."
- Chick McGee

"Why be somewhere that is sunny and 70, when you can be somewhere that is gray and 3."
- Paul Gilmartin

"I have been whoring myself out as John Madden all week."
- Frank Caliendo

"Win Ben Stein's money is a lot like a casino. I live in this nice house because I rarely lose."
- Ben Stein

"Normally win someone wins an award they stand up and hug people. When I won, I ran down that aisle like I was on the Price is Right."
- Maryellen Hooper

"I often cry after intercourse."
- Chick McGee

"If you don't like the smoke at bars, drink at home."
- Bob Kevoian

"I like the bus more when it's an elite crowd"
- Tom Griswold

"Tim Cavanagh is the cutting driving force in picnic comedy."
- Bob Zany

"Dr. Seuss' new book "Locked in a Box, There are Bones in my Socks," was not a big seller."
- Tim Cavanagh


"I can't wait for the day I roll over and don't recognize my wife anymore."
- Bobby Slayton

"I applied to work at the state fair once, but they told me my teeth weren't rotted out enough."
- Larry the Cable Guy

"What if you give up smoking and drinking and still felt like crap, what would you do then?"
- Pat Dailey

"Alarm clocks are like a guy standing over you with a fist saying you go on to sleep, I'll wake you when its time."
- Pat Dailey

"There is an all Latino reality television series. It's called COPS."
- George Lopez

"On my show, we are trying to do something that only Ray Lewis has done. Combine death, and the Super Bowl."
- George Lopez

"If all my jokes were funny I would have my own radio show."
- Dwight York