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January 24 - 28 2005

 

Don't Look Now, It's Rodney Carrington
If you don’t watch TV or regularly listen to the BOB&TOM Show, then chances are you haven’t heard that good friend of the show Rodney Carrington has is own sitcom, Rodney. For everyone else, this is old news. And though Rodney’s now a big time TV star, he is still finding time to head out on the road and perform his standup comedy, which includes all the jokes and music he can’t get past the FCC. Along with making frequent stops to sold out comedy clubs, Carrington is also popping up all over the place on TV to promote his show which has seen a steady climb in the ratings. Rodney will be appearing on upcoming episodes of The View, ESPN2’s Cold Pizza, and Good Morning America.

FACTOID – An upcoming episode of Rodney, titled "Hell Week," was written by comedian Mark Gross, who also happens to be the opening act for all of Rodney’s live shows.

FACTOID – Rodney got his first record deal after he was heard performing the song Fred on the BOB&TOM Show

 

Steve 'Ain't' White
Don’t let the name fool you, comedian Steve White is actually an African American. This must confuse quite a few people because Steve picked SteveAintWhite.com as his web site domain name. Steve has been featured on The Oprah Winfrey Show and Evening at the Improv and has guest stared on ABC’s Hanging with Mr. Cooper and the film Coming To America with Eddy Murphy.

 

He's Gross
He may look more like a substitute teacher than a standup comedian, but when Mark Gross hits the stage you soon find out that when it comes to comedy nothing is off limits, and no one is safe. Gross has been seen on the Tonight Show and has been featured on Comedy Central’s Premium Blend, but Mark's been known to work behind the scenes in Hollywood too. He was a long time writer for the late night talk show Politically Incorrect, and is currently writing for the ABC sitcom Rodney, starring Rodney Carrington. If you live in the De Moines, IA area, make sure you catch Mark performing his standup this weekend because his Friday and Saturday shows are being taped for use on his next live comedy album which will be available in early May.

 

Lord of the Pompadour
The last few times comedian Lord Carrett has stopped by, he's brought a couple of unexpected visuals with him, which can still be seen on his pompadour page. First there was the Tompadour, which demonstrated what Tommy G. would look like with Lord's hair. This was soon followed by the equally exciting Bobpadour. Now, just when we thought we'd seen it all, Lord Carrett tells us that he's ready to unveil his latest creation, the Chickpadour. Though Lord spends hours working on his immaculately cared for hair, he does find time to write and perform standup comedy. He's also ready to release a brand new live comedy album, Lord Carrett: Unsweetened, which will be available in March.

FACTOID - Lord Carrett's new CD is truly a live recording. His album is a live performance with only one take and no editing.

 

Need a Gambling Buddy?
Singer/songwriter/loveable loser Henry Phillips is one of the cleverest comedians on the planet. His songs are often a tad out of the ordinary and tend to focus on the darker twisted side of life, but we find his soft-spoken self-deprecating personality quite adorable. His demeanor may not show it but he's actually a fun guy to be around, especially if you enjoy gambling. Henry got his start performing serious songs as a folk singer. However, he soon found out that the only way he could keep an audiences' attention was by turning his folk tunes into comedy songs. He wrote his first song by taking the depressing headlines from the daily news and turning them into a comedy ballad he called What Do You Want Me to Do About It? Henry has a pair of outstanding comedy albums, containing comedy classics like Gotta Get a Girlfriend, She’s Talkin' Again and The Roommate From Hell.

 

The BOB&TOM Monster Truck
Bob & Tom have had a lot of great honors bestowed upon them over the years, but nothing in the past could possibly compare with debut of the BOB&TOM Monster Truck. The truck, piloted by veteran driver Guy Wood, will make its first appearance this Saturday at the RCA Dome in Indianapolis during The USHRA Monster Jam. Wood has been racing Monster Trucks for over 15 years and is the creator and driver of two of the sport's most famous competitors, BULLDOZER and BEARFOOT.

FACTOID – At one point Guy Wood held the world record for longest Monster Truck jump.

 

From P.E. to Comedy
Reno Collier began his career headed down the same path that most standup comedians find themselves on, the road to becoming an elementary school PE teacher. That road took an interesting detour when Reno came to the realization that teachers aren't normally among the top wage earners in America. To supplement his meager income, Collier decided his best bet was to become a part-time bartender at the local comedy club. This move got him more than a little extra spending money when one fateful open mic night he took a chance and came out from behind the bar to try his hand at comedy. It didn’t take long for Reno to permanently hang up his whistle and retire his gym shorts. In just a short amount of time as a standup comedian, Reno has really elevated his career. He recently filmed a Comedy Central special with Henry Phillips and is currently touring with fellow comedian, Larry the Cable Guy.

 
 

Comedy Notes
From the Road

Comedian Mike Birbiglia quickly became one of our favorite new comedians when he made his rookie appearance on the show last year. Since then, he’s been featured on the new BOB&TOM album Sideshow and has been invited to join us on our annual Bahamas Super Bowl trip. Things couldn’t be going any better right? When Mike first found out he was one of the comics competing in Comedy Central’s Stand Up Showdown online poll, he’s noticed that he was ranked behind a man with a puppet. Luckily Birbig's fans got out the vote and helped him move into the top 10. Now that this ordeal has passed, Mike can get back to doing what he loves most, taking down the notes of his travels in his cheap little notebook, some of which we hope he'll share when he calls in.

FACTOID - According to the bobandtom.com web team, Mike Birbiglia has one of the best websites we've ever linked to.

 

Angry Jake
We don’t know much about standup comedian Jake Iannarino other than he looks really angry, and maybe even a little aggressive on the front page of his website. However, we’ve been assured that he’s actually a really funny guy, and that’s a good enough endorsement to get him on the show. Jake is a veteran of acting, improv and standup comedy. His act has been featured (and enjoyed) in comedy clubs across the country and he’s appeared in the Rob Schneider films The Animal and The Hot Chick. Jake also stays busy as a member of a nationally touring improvisational comedy troupe.

 

Well Thank You
Very Much

Tim Bedore has been on a hot streak lately with his weekly Vague But True editorials, which is why we're so eager to find out what his next installment will be about. Over the past year, these musings have helped us learn a lot about Tim, including his predictions on the upcoming year, the joy he finds in defacing SkyMall magazines, an odd dream he had about Bea Arthur and his theory on how animals are trying to wipe out our species. But no matter what the topic, we're sure he'll be seated comfortable in his squeaky chair, delivering his thoughts live from his dining room in LA.

 

The NFL Song -
Bye Week Edition

The stage is set for the final game of the season and it will be the NFC Champion Eagles squaring off against the AFC Champion Patriots in Super Bowl XXXIX. However, that won't be happening this weekend. The NFL has once again chosen to place an extra week before the big game which means the only football action we're going to get is Duke Tumatoe's weekly NFL Song. Not that this is a bad thing. Duke's got an entire season of information to put into this week's song, including two championship games that were decided in he first quarter. Big Ben earned his first loss after going head to head with Bill Belichick, and Donovan McNabb's Eagles have finally made it to the Super Bowl after three straight loses in the championship game. Now the big question is, can Philly turn their momentum (with or without T.O.) into one more victory, or will the defending champs get their third title in four years?

 

The World's Worst Traveler
After a couple of auto accidents, a speeding ticket and a plane ride from hell, our good buddy Pat Godwin is wondering what the rest of this year has in store for him. It’s been a rough five-week run on the road for Pat, who isn’t the world’s greatest traveler anyway. From losing his keys, phone and wallet (on more than one occasion), to his multiple trips to the emergency room, Godwin’s proven that sometimes you’d be better off by never leaving the house. It’s true that we feel bad for the guy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t find great pleasure in hearing about his misadventures when he stops by the studio. Godwin has been featured on the past four B&T albums and rumor has it that he may begin production on his next project very soon.

VIP SUBSCRIBERS! To hear some of Pat's classic tunes from previous visits, check out the Pat Godwin audio page.

 

Can He Do It Again?
It's time again for that fabulous feature, The Zany Report, as brought to you each week by Bob Zany. Last week, Bob put together a solid installment of the Zany Report, but the big question is can he follow it up with another A+ effort? Are two hysterical weeks in a row too much to ask? Even if the report does disappoint, America's Favorite game show "Fix the Joke Baby (Live)" will be able to turn that frown upside down. And once again some lucky fan will win a few T-shirts, Zany's chart topping CD, I Just Can't Win Baby, and a very valuable one year subscription to the BOB&TOM VIP site.

 

Remembering Johnny
Comedian Sean Morey's songs usually contain very heartfelt and well thought out messages. His tune Ghost Chickens in the Sky examines poultry's plight against the farmer's ax, his Man Song discusses the power struggle between men and women and On the Internet is all about how hard it is to find love in today's society. The messages may not sound as profound when accompanied by his banjo, but if you can get past that, these songs might possibly teach you a little about life, love and even yourself. Except for maybe that Hermaphrodite Song, it's just plain weird. Sean is among The Tonight Show veterans mourning the passing of longtime host Johnny Carson. Morey made several guest appearances while Johnny was still hosting.

If you'd like to sample some of these wonderful melodies, check out the Sean Morey Audio Page. VIP EXCLUSIVE!

Because He's Fast...
Since his first appearance on the show, Kevin Pollak has become a legend for his piece about interviewing Christopher Walken. There's not a day that goes by where we don't get an e-mail containing the phrase "because they're fast." Fortunately for fans everywhere, Kevin Pollak's popular impression is rumored to be on his upcoming live CD. Though Pollak has been rediscovering his comedy roots, he's probably most well known for acting gigs. Over the years he's starred in a number of hit films including The Usual Suspects, Grumpy Old Men, A Few Good Men and The Whole Nine Yards. At the age of 20, Kevin began performing on stage and made a name for himself with his dead-on impressions of William Shatner and Peter Faulk, both of which he used to impress Johnny Carson when he finally landed a guest appearance, on the couch.

 
 

Big Comedy
Rob Busboom chose a life of comedy after being fired from the Washington Times Herald for making up news. Since then, he’s become a touring headline comedian, and part time actor. Busboom’s landed gigs in a number of regional commercials as well as a role in the movie Rice Girl where he played a down and out pro wrestler. Recently Rob was featured on XM Radio’s premier comedy show, New Comic on he Block.

 

The Time is Now
One of the hardest parts about deciding to do anything is figuring out when to take action and actually do it. That’s why author Michael Kaplan has written a practical guide that completely eliminates this worry from everyday life. Whether you're looking for the right moment to pose nude for Playboy, buy fresh fish from the market, have your car repaired or take over a country, The Best Time to Do Everything lets you know exactly what the most opportune time to follow through with your objective is. In order to find these useful tidbits of information, Kaplan when straight to the experts, which is why inside these pages you’ll find everything from Bill Maher’s opinion on when to start discussing politics to Donald Trump’s advice on the proper time to haggle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


"The whore doesn't fall very far from the house."
- Tom Griswold discussing a contestant on American Idol

"Is there anything worse than a snotty homeless guy?"
- Chick McGee

"You don't get nice things by saying no."
- Kevin Downey Jr. on being on Queer Eye for the Straight Guys

" If ignorance is bliss, then why are you so miserable?"
- Tom Griswold to Chick

"Oprah says that you shouldn't eat two hours before you go to bed. I haven't slept in three days."
- Etta May

" You don't want to go in and get your sperm right off the rack. You want designer sperm."
- Kristi Lee on sperm banks

"There are millions of people tuned in and I'm doing a voice just to make Chick laugh."
- Frank Caliendo on doing an impression of Jeff Goldblum

"Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston supposedly split because Pitt was having an affair with Angelina Jolie. It's nice to see the triangle is still being used even though Phil Jackson has left town."
- Bill Scheft

" Oral sex and regular sex are not the same. That's why they've got different prices."
- Keith Alberstadt

"Dog unemployment is one of those things that's just swept under the carpet."
- Tom Griswold

"I bet a lot of things take these girls by surprise, like gravity and daylight."
- Chick McGee on the SI Model hopefuls surprised by a swimsuit competition

" I Live by a code, but we don't have time to review it."
- Tom Griswold