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January 26 - 30 2004

 

Another Round With Pat Dailey
Singer/Song writer Pat Dailey has been selling out shows from the Great Lakes to the Florida Keys for almost two decades. With humorous tunes, a sly wit, and a love for a good adult beverage, Dailey has built up a huge fan following among spring breakers and fellow party goers. He's become a favorite guest of Bob & Tom, and never fails to entertain with classics songs like The Oyster Song, Out Drinkin' (which appears on the new album Camel Toe), and most recently, Another Spring Break. You can here these and many of his other hits by going to the Pat Dailey Audio Page.

FACTOIDDailey teamed up with popular author, Shel Silverstein, to create an audio version of his book "Take a Deep Breath"

 

The Rant Master
Auggie Smith, a 12-year veteran of comedy stages, is lovingly referred to as "the rant master," and not just by close friends. How does one go about receiving a clever name such as this? In Auggie's case, it has to do with his enthusiastic, rapid-fire, seamless stream of manic rants in his comedy act. Tackling every thing from Barbie Dolls to serial killers, Auggie's act often slips over to the dark side of political incorrectness with ease. But it's all good… as long as his hysterical rants continue to leave audiences breathless with laughter, his career will continue to soar.

FACTOID - When Auggie Smith was invited to perform at the Montreal Comedy Festival, the organizers were so impressed they included him in 3 different showcases: New Faces, Dangerzone, And the Nasty Show.

 

January 29, 2004
Cheech Marin,
Art Collector

Best known as the first name of the hilarious comedy duo ‘Cheech and Chong,' Cheech Marin has done much more than marijuana jokes to keep gaining fans in each new generation. Movie goers may remember Cheech and Chong from their many movies, including the extremely popular (especially among pot heads) Up in Smoke, but he’s also been known to play a few child friendly roles such as Disney’s The Lion King and Oliver & Company. Over the years, Marin has expanded his career beyond acting to include director, writer, musician, and art collector. It’s this latter hobby that’s got Cheech appearing the news again. His Chicano art collection, one of the largest in the world, is being brought to life in a blockbuster museum exhibit collectively entitled Chicano. The exhibition will be featured in nine U.S. cities over the next three years. When not promoting his art, Cheech keeps busy with his acting career. This past summer, Cheech co-starred Spy Kids 3 and Once Upon a Time in Mexico and is currently working on an all-new Cheech and Chong film.

FACTOID – Cheech and Chong films are still the #1 weekend rentals in the US.

FACTOID – Cheech Marin also writes Children's books. Surprisingly he authored My Name is Cheech, the School Bus Driver.

Illustration by Jordan Ward

 

January 29, 2004
Good Friend and Grammy Nominee
Good friend of the show George Lopez just received the great honor of earning a Grammy nomination for his comedy album Team Leader. Not only will George be in attendance at the award ceremony as a nominee, hell also be presenting an little gold statue... we don't know which one as of yet, but we'll make sure to ask. The Grammy's air February 8th, but if you can't wait that long to see Mr. Lopez on television, you can tune into ABC every Friday and see him on his TGIF sitcom George Lopez. This week, George gets rid of some of his wife's cherished mementos as he prepares to give his ailing father one of his kidneys. But when he gets wind of Manny's death, he learns the hard way that the things left behind can be important — albeit painful — reminders of someone's life.

0January 29, 2004
Double Duty
Six time Tonight Show veteran, Emmy winner, and stand up comedian Anthony Griffith is a man with two distinct sides to his career, comedian and dramatic actor. On stage, Griffith presents his comedy with a style that’s clean without being too conservative. He’s not afraid to mix it up while covering everything from his brother’s hand-me-downs to learning how to apologize to his wife. As an actor Griffith prefers to be anything but funny, focusing his energy on dramatic roles. He’s co-starred in The Little Richard Story, and Our Father, and is currently featured in the Internet film The Hero.

 

January 29, 2004
Frank Caliendo
Frank Caliendo is one of the most impressive impressionist working today. What makes him such a coveted talent is that the range of characters he can imitate is so vast. Few if any comedians can match Caliendo's versatility when it comes to performing as John Madden, Ted Knight, Adam Sandler, Robin Williams, Al Pacino, Jim Rome and many more. He can pull these voices out in an instant and will often have the different characters speaking to one another in entire conversations. He seamlessly flows from one voice to he next, and all of his impressions are dead on accurate. When listening to him on the radio, you'd swear the studio was full of celebrities, and not just one talented comedian with split personalities. Caliendo can be seen showing off his talents each week on the sketch comedy show MAD TV, and he does sports picks on the FOX NFL Pregame Show but you never know who he'll be appearing as.

 

January 28, 2004
Todd Yohn, Todd Yohn
Standing 6’4”, with light blue eyes and bright red hair, comedian Todd Yohn is a living cartoon character (just take a look at the picture on the left). Though this gives him the ability to make an audience laugh with just a look, it's his unmatched talents as a stand up comedian/ singer/ songwriter that leave people in stitches all over the country. Yohn is a long time friend of the show and ranks among BOB&TOM's all-time favorite guests. In his many stops by the Friggemall building, Todd's provided us with some of the catchiest and most memorable songs in our audio bank including Red on the Head, Feminine Hygiene, Orange Barrels and Daddy, Please Don’t Go. And we're not kidding when we say memorable... just try getting Orange Barrels out of your head. Need proof? VIP members can check them all out on the Todd Yohn Audio Page.

 

January 28, 2004
The NFL Song:
Super Bowl Edition
Volume 2
The stage is set, the teams are ready, and the entire country is waiting in anticipation of the biggest game of the year! It's time for the Super Bowl (or "The Big Game" as the NFL makes us refer to it). The New England Patriots and Carolina Panthers will square off in hopes of winning one of the most prestigious prizes in sports, the Lombardi Trophy. The Pats are very familiar with this situation having been here two short years ago but this is all new territory for the relatively young Panthers franchise. In fact, this is only the second time in team history that the Panthers have made the post season. Both teams poses stellar D's which were able to shut down their competition's potent offenses in the Conference Championship games. Though this may turn out to be a low scoring snoozer, there's always the commercials to look forward too. So if you're one of those folks that only watches one game per season, you've got a lot of catching up to do if you want the big one to make any sense. And what better way to find out what happened in the season that was than with Duke Tumatoe's popular, bluesy musical review, The NFL Song.

 

January 27, 2004
It's Like the News, In 3-D
Anyone who sees a David Crowe comedy show will tell you, it's like getting a two for one. His wit hits points across the entire comedy spectrum. One minute he'll be talking about history or intellectualizing over current events, then the next thing you know he's telling personal stories about putting bumper stickers on other people's cars and slipping into outrageous physical buffoonery. David doesn't shy away from discussing politics either, describing himself as a 'mean streak liberal'... meaning his comedy often has a dark side that's been known to creep up and poison the room from time to time. Crowe's got three comedy albums to his credit, all of which can be purchased on his website. David and the rest of his family are really into soccer. His brother even owns multiple indoor soccer fields. Check out the website arenasports.net.

FACTOID - David Crowe is the only comedian in history to have won both the Seattle International Comedy Competition and the San Francisco International Comedy Competition. He won them back to back, within nine months of each other.


January 27, 2004
The Switch-Hitter of Political Comedy
In what could be considered ambidextrous comedy, political satirist Will Durst can take on both the right and left sides of the aisle with ease. An equal opportunity offender, nobody appearing in today’s headlines is safe from Durst’s keen wit and quick barbs... all tastefully delivered, of course. Aside from his standup forum, Durst also spouts his takes on America in a daily Internet column, was a contributing editor to both National Lampoon and George magazines, and continues to write for the likes of New York Times and the San Francisco Chronicle. Durst is a five-time Emmy nominee and host/co-producer of the award winning PBS series "Livelihood" and is a regular commentator on NPR and CNN. So where you're a Republican, Democrat or the last remaining member of the Whig Party.. you'll be able to appreciate and enjoy this Washington based comedy.

 
January 27, 2004
The Guitar Stylings
of Warren Haynes

You wouldn’t know it from listening to Warren Haynes play, but there was a time when he was much more into the Motown sound than guitar. It was only after being turned onto Eric Clapton by his older brothers that he picked up the six-string. Not long after discovering the pleasures of guitar playing, Warren found himself performing at local pizza parlors that had been converted into nightclubs. From these humble beginnings, Haynes went on to make a lot of friends in the industry, which led to him joining the Allman Brothers for eight very good years and five even better albums. Turns out that playing for just one band just isn’t enough for Mr. Haynes who went on to found the group Gov’t Mule, as well as release a few solo albums. You could call him a workaholic seeing as how Warren is currently a member of the Allman Brothers Band, Phil Lesh and Friends in addition to being the lead guitarist and vocalist for Gov’t Mule. Warren Haynes just released a brand new solo album titled The Lone EP which can be purchased on his website.
 

January 27, 2004
Hey Now,
You're an All-Star

CBS' smash hit reality show Survivor, is getting ready to do something for the very first time in its eight season history... have an all-star game. 18 of the shows most beloved (and detested) characters are returning for what should be an outrages, outlandish, and out of contral season of Survivor twists and turns. Competitors from all sever seasons of the reality show are back, including Rich, Colby, Tina, Big Tom, Lex, Jenna, Ethan, Rudy, Jerri, Boston Rob and of course Rupert. And what would Survivor be without host Jeff Probst. Will he be able to survive having to deal with all these past participants? Will the game have changed this time around, and what can we expect this season? These are just a few of the questions we hope he'll be allowed to answer. Survivor: All Stars will air every Thursday on CBS.

FACTOID - Jeff Probst recently wrote and directed the feature film Finder's Fee, for which he was named 'one of the top-10 directors to watch.'

 

January 27, 2004
Can Lightning
Strike Twice?
It's time again for that fabulous feature, The Zany Report, as brought to you each week by legendary comedic genius, Bob Zany. Last week, Bob put together such a good report that he even earned compliments from Tom, but the big question is, can he follow that performance up with another A+ effort? Are two hysterical weeks in a row too much to ask? What we do know is that the always popular "Bing Crosby Joke of the Week" will be back, and so will America's Favorite game show "Fix the Joke Baby (Live)." So once again some lucky fan will win a few T-shirts, Zany's chart topping CD, I Just Can't Win Baby, and a very valuable one year subscription to the BOB&TOM VIP site.

 

January 26, 2004
The Kulick Brothers

Bruce & Bob Kulick have both been performing as for well over 25 years. Both are accomplished guitarists. Bruce is also a bassist and keyboard player, who has performed with a variety of artists, including the legendary rock band KISS. For twelve years the younger brother Bruce, who just celebrated his 50th birthday in December, handled the lead guitar duties. He also wrote and recorded songs on three platinum and six gold records for the band. It was after and MTV Unplugged special that KISS decided to go back to their roots (AKA, go back to the face paint) and reform the original band. This meant it was time for Kulick to move on with his career. In late 2000, Bruce announced that he had joined another legendary 70ˆs rock group Grand Funk Railroad. Aside from his work with GFR, he’s also released two solo albums Audio Dog and Transformer.

Bob was the first of the Kulick brothers to pick up the guitar. He was featured as lead guitarist on KISS's LIVE II album, but has more often made a living as studio session player, live touring band member, or producer. In 1971 Bob joined Hookfoot, led by former Reg Dwight (Elton John) cohort Caleb Quaye, who had been a member of the famed Bluesology, and recorded with the band on their second album, "Good Times 'a Comin,", released in 1972. In the early 1980's Bob emerged with the AOR band Balance which combined Pepi Castro with keyboardist Doug Katsaros. Bob co-wrote "Naked City" with Gene Simmons for KISS's Unmasked album. In 1989 Bob hooked up with long-time pal Paul Stanley for Paul's 25 date club tour.

FACTOID – Bruce Kulick performed with the BOB&TOM band when we took the show for a live event in West Palm Beach, FL.

 

 


"I like my coffee like I like my women... filled with booze."
- Auggie Smith on Irish Coffee

"You guys may find this hard to beleive, but I've never been to a gym."
- Bob Kevoian

"If I was scared of you I'd strangle you in your sleep. Brains over brawn."
- Anthony Griffith

"The only thing audiences haven't picked up from this show yet is asking 'where's your act?'"
- Bob Zany

"On your mark. Get set. Joe!"
-"Joe Liberman" on getting people excited about his chances in the primary.

"When you're old, and your age matches your weight, your little turkey timer pops out and it's over for you."
- David Crowe on dying

"You're like the Pete Best of KISS."
- Tom Griswold to Bob Kulick

"A tattoo is something you really don't want to critique once it's finished."
- Peter Berman

"I would have jumped on that."
- Kristi Lee on JFK

"Golf is a lot like masturbation for me because if I get my ball on the green I climax a little."
- Diane Ford

"Who decided to put the work machine and the porn machine in the same box?"
- Dan Kaufman on the many uses of computers

"The smaller the penis, the bigger the wad."
- Tom Griswold on carry big wads of cash.

"This old backdoor don't swing no more."
- Kristi Lee on her new show 'Happy Action Backdoor Fun Time'

"I think Chick's blues name should be Blind Jack Offenhiemer."
- Bob Kevoian

"Those fertility tests I had to go through weren't fair because I have very smart sperm, they just don't test very well."
- Dan St. Paul

"I let out my aggression by killing drifters."
- Chick McGee

"I'm not here for comedy, this is an intervention."
- Vince Morris on Tom's clutter problem

"If I was going to get a tattoo on my penis, I think it would be of a bigger penis."
- Tom Simmons

"If Pete Rose doesn't make it in to the Hall of Fame, I think he's going to go to Vegas and have his apology annulled."
- Bill Scheft

"I've never done anything to a man that I haven't done to a woman."
- Drew Hastings