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February 14, 2003
Look For Rodney's Nutsack In Stores
Rodney Carrington has provided the Bob & Tom show with a number of classic tunes including A Letter to my Penis, Mama’s Got Her Boobs Out and Fred. He ranks among the all time favorite guests of both the audience and cast alike, which is why everyone is so excited that he’s just released a new CD, Nutsack, and has a television project in the works. We have a feeling the FCC will be keeping a close eye on Mr. Carrington, to make sure he keeps it clean on network TV, especially if the show's title is anything like the album.

VIP Members – Check out the new Rodney Carrington Audio Page!

 

February 14, 2003
What’s Left for the Honeymoon?
This Valentine's Day, 40 blushing brides are ditching their wedding dresses to have a ceremony in the buff. Sporting only the bare essentials, men and women will wed under the tropical sunshine in Jamaica in hopes of setting set a Guinness World Record for "The World's Largest Nude Wedding." Zein Nakash, the brains behind these naked nuptials, and SuperClubs is bringing together 100 lovebirds to simultaneously tie the nude knot amid fig leaves, exotic flowers and the gentle breezes off the Caribbean Sea.

 

February 14, 2003
Record Setting Comedy
Mike Hessman, or “Chainsaw Mike,” as he’s known by his friends, holds the Guinness World Record for most jokes told in 24 hours. Maybe not all of them were good ones… but that wasn’t part of the deal. With a name like Chainsaw, you’d figure he knows a lot about relationships, which is why many of his jokes range from dating to having kids. He’s appeared on HBO’s Best of the Midwest and is a regular on USA’s Up All Night.

 

February 14, 2003
Melissa Rivers on ABC's Newest "Reality" Show
Ten celebrities will leave behind their pampered lives for weeks of roughing it in a remote camp in the Australian rain forest, on the premiere of “I’m a Celebrity – Get Me Out of Here!,” the fresh, interactive series to be broadcast live, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 19 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. The series will continue to air live for 15 consecutive nights on the Network. The all-star cast will be helicoptered in to a dense rain forest outpost in the interior of Australia’s Gold Coast, live, as viewers in the U.S. watch. Standup comic/improv performer John Lehr is host. In week one, they will be at the mercy of television viewers who single out a celebrity a night to undertake a dare -- “The Bush Tucker Trial” -- in order to win extra food for the rest of the group.

 

February 13, 2003
"Ol' DW" is Still in the NASCAR game
Darrell Waltrip spent 29 years driving, putting his life on the line, racing cars around the track. After retiring from the sport, he didn't walk away completely. Now working in the commentary booth for FOX, Waltrip spends his weekends calling all the NASCAR action. In his driving days, Waltrip was one of the most victorious weekend warriors of all time, winning at least one race each year from 1975-1989. He captured three Winston Cup trophies, and ranks third in all time victories.

 

February 13, 2003
Congratulations Dale Jr.
Dale Earnhardt Jr. won Thursday's 125-mile Daytona qualifying race which made him even more of a favorite for this years biggest race. The qualifying race was one of two 50 lap races run on Thursday to determine positions 3-30 in Sunday's 43-car field. Unlike other sports, NASCAR puts its "Super Bowl" at the beginning of the season, and so far, Dale Earnhardt Jr. is the projected winner. Dale Jr. is continuing the Earnhardt family's winning ways with seven victories and more than $13.7 million dollars in prize money in just 111 career starts. At the end of the 2002 season, he had started 107 consecutive Winston Cup races, all with the same DEI / Budweiser No. 8 team

FACTOID – Dale Jr. and the Budweiser team swept the races at Talladega (April and October) in 2002 so they now hold the longest current winning streak at one track (three consecutive wins) of any Winston Cup team.

 

February 13, 2003
Who's In Your Fridge?
Valentine's Day, a day of romance and an opportunity to express your love for that one special person. Sure it looks good on paper, but is it healthy? Not necessarily, according to cultural analyst Dr. Will Miller, author of Refrigerator Rights. Miller believes our culture has idealized the concept of “one significant other” so much that we've eliminated others from our intimate inner emotional circle. So, this Valentine's Day, go ahead and buy that card and those flowers for your love, but don't stop there? Reinforce the other relationships in your life at the same time and make it cards and candy for everyone!

 

February 13, 2003
He Sees Dead People
Known as “detectives of death,” forensic pathologists serve as living interpreters for the voices of the dead, unlocking secrets of mysterious crimes that might otherwise go unsolved. These unsung heroes of the deceased have been brought to life in HBO's
America Undercover "Autopsy" documentaries. Autopsy 9: Dead Awakening explores the world of forensic pathology through the words and case studies of several experts in the field and once again features the insights of pathologist Dr. Michael Baden (subject of the original “Autopsy: Confessions of a Medical Examiner”). The all-new special debuts Sunday, February 16 on HBO.

 

February 13, 2003
Don't Goose Gossling
The majority of his original act focused on his large size, but after many years of experience, serving as an emcee and later playing comedy clubs all over the country, comedian Eddie Gossling's has become a well rounded comic. His act now features any and everything from his past job experiences to animals mating habits. Gossling's humor is said to be at his best when he isn't so blue, but if need be, he can get down and dirty with the best of them.

 

February 12, 2003
The Battle Of The Sexes Takes To The Jungle
Jeff Probst and Survivor return to CBS for the sixth edition of the show, and we all know Bob couldn't be happier. The show that started the reality TV craze is back, but this time with a new twist. The game is still made up of two tribes of eight, battling each other in competitions until there is one sole survivor, but this time around, those teams are gender specific. It will be the Men Vs the Women in one of the most extreme battle of the sexes ever. The fact that this little competition takes place in the Amazon just makes it that much more exciting.

"It still amazes me that people come up to me and tell me that this is one of the few shows that families watch together," says Probst. "We never imagined the going in."

Though this is the sixth edition of the show, Probst still gets excited for the start of each season. "This thing goes in cycles. I get there a week before the contestants to kind of feel out the land which is a lot of fun. Then we have the first day, and the first tribal council, and it's all new and exciting... but thing around day four, you're like, is this almost over yet. Then it all ends, and you wonder where all the time when." Survivor: The Amazon premiers on CBS Thursday, February 13.

SIDE NOTE - Jeff says that his favorite location was also the worst one in the series. He loved Africa, but that was the worst cast.
 
February 12, 2003
Diane Ford
As evidenced by her seven nominations for "Best Standup Female Comedian" from the American Comedy Awards, Diane Ford is undoubtedly a recognized comedic talent. Diane exhibits a dangerous and decidedly opinionated style that can catch an audience by surprise. Her television credits include her HBO performances "Women of the Night", "One Night Stand", and "Command Performance", as well as a resume full of appearances on Showtime, Comedy Central, and Fox.
 

February 12, 2003
Big Bully
The Sopranos season my be over, but that doesn't mean actor/author and former entertainment director, Steve Schirripa is taking a break from TV. He portrays Uncle Junior's right hand man, Bobby Bacala, on the HBO hit series, but when he visits network television, it will be as George Lopez's very large, school bully on the ABC sitcom, George Lopez.

"Working with George was great, it is a really fun show," says Schirripa, who is no stranger to network television guest spots. He's also appeared on
Angel, Chicago Hope and The King of Queens.

"I never pictured myself as being an actor. I had a full time job and a wife and kids at the time I got my first little part in something. But I had such a fun time doing it, and kept getting asked to do other things that it just kind of grew. Then I auditioned for the Sopranos and things really took off from there."

Speaking of the mob drama, Schirripa says that there are rumblings that this might not be the last season of the show. "At first everyone thought that season five was going to be the last one, but now we don't know for sure. We just get the scripts and pray that we don't get killed off. It's like really being in the mob.

Schirripa's book,
A Goomba's Guide to Life, can be found on the BOB&TOM bookshelf.

FACTOID - Though Steve Schirripa is a big man to begin with, he was asked to wear a fat suit for the first two seasons of The Sopranos.

 

February 12, 2003
Back to School
George Lopez is going back to school in an upcoming episode of his sitcom, George Lopez. Guest starring Sopranos star, Steve Schirripa, as the man who used to be George's school bully, this episode also features the return of the shows favorite staples, the super imposed head of Lopez on a young boy version of himself. A big head on a little body is always funny and to see for yourself, check out George Lopez every Wednesday on ABC.

 

February 11, 2003
Can't Sleep? Neither Can He
Just like the title of his show suggests, Dave Attell is always up all night as the host of Comedy Central's adult themed program Insomniacs. Each episode begins with Attell performing his standup act in various comedy clubs across America, but the real fun begins once Dave (after a few drinks) hits the city streets looking for a good time. His adventures, including lessons at a professional wrestling school, an impromptu meeting with a porn stars, and an out of control sci-fi convention, make you wonder why you would ever want to go to bed.

Dave's act is branching out into other mediums now as he has just released a new comedy CD, Skanks for the Memories and a new DVD of the uncut, best of Insomniacs.

FACTOID - Many of the pictures in Dave's new CD and DVD are pictures he took with the disposable cameras he carries around while filming "Insomniacs."

SIDE NOTE - Tom described Attell's look as being a young Telly Savalas.

 

February 11, 2003
Getting Dumped Has Never Been More Fun!
Whether you've been dating for two weeks or married for 20 years, THE MALE INTELLECT: AN OXYMORON? wonderfully portrays just how ludicrous men and women behave in relationships!  THE MALE INTELLECT is hilarious and at times slightly embarrassing...but only because everything Robert Dubac says on stage is completely TRUE! For more than ten years, the artistic Dubac has successfully bridged a career between acting, comedy and writing.  THE MALE INTELLECT grew out of his desire to bring these three genres into one arena. In addition to THE MALE INTELLECT, Dubac is currently working on his next solo play titled PISS & MOAN.

 

February 11, 2003
Game Shows Gone Wild
Because you loved it so much the first time around, it’s back again for a bonus round. The Most Outrageous Game Show Moments special returns to television, and is once again hosted by legendary game show icon, and former Newlywed Game host, Bob Eubanks.

"I wanted to host a new version of the Newlywed Game after the year 2000 because I wanted to be the only host to do the same format in five decades," says Eubanks. "But I have kind of reinvented myself recently. I am now a speaker for corporate America."

Eubanks doesn't know if he likes the way game shows are going today, which is why he is glad to have taken part in them during the golden age of game shows. "It is hard for people to break into game show today because they are so mean spirited," says Eubanks. "Now they have a lot of standup comedians host shows, and they don't do it very well because they laugh at contestants instead of laugh with them. But then again, game show hosts don't make very good comedians."

This one hour spectacular takes a look at the most hilarious and memorable moments in game show history. You’ll see
all your favorite shows and hosts of past and present when the second edition of this popular special airs on NBC Tuesday, February 11.

FACTOID - Bob Eubanks son is a professional stunt driver that has appeared in many different high profile movies and commercials.

 

February 11, 2003
Zany Moments
It's time again for that fabulous feature, The Zany Report, as brought to you each week by Bob Zany. Last week Bob put together a stellar report, but the big question is, can he deliver the goods two weeks in a row? America's Favorite game show "Fix the Joke Baby (Live)" returns as well, and some lucky fan will win a a few T-shirts and Zany's chart topping CD, I Just Can't Win Baby.

 

February 11, 2003
Ball Talk With Dickie V
We're past the halfway point in the college basketball season and many teams are starting to pull away from the pack in an effort to impress the committee into letting them into the big dance. There are still no absolute locks for the field of 64, which is why we need Dickie V to tell us who's hot and who's bubble might burst. Dick Vitale is back with his weekly report to talk some hoops, plug The Broken Egg, and help the kids of the Boys and Girls Club of Sarasota raffle off a killer 2003 Mercedes-Benz.

 

February 10, 2003
Babes in Toyland

Ladies, do you remember those days when you and your girlfriends would get together late at night, all dressed in pajamas, tell stories about boys, and have pillow fights? Well those days are back with the help of SlumberParties.net, an organization that guarantees fun for everyone. Patty Brisben brings us up to speed on this women’s only online venture, where you can become a distributor of sensual lotions, lingerie, and other pleasure products and earn extra income by throwing your very own sex toy slumber parties. Whether they turn out like those late night Cinemax movies or not is totally up to you and your party guests.

 

 


"Now that's what I call a small victory."
- Listener e-mail about losing the show's signal during the Zany Report

"I know how guys are. If you see a dildo in a bag, you are going through it."
- Kristi Lee

"Reality TV contestants get 15 minutes of fame, playmates get a month."
- Bob Kevoian

"Being frozen is doing for Ted Williams what Stouffers is doing for Salisbury steak."
- Gunner

"America is not ready to see me with my shirt off."
- Steve Schirripa

"If someone doesn't speak English, I just talk louder, and then they seem to understand."
- Diane Ford

"I have never met a penis I didn't like."
- Chick McGee

"I'll know I'm dead when the phone calls start tapering off."
- Tom Griswold

"Fortunately I was wearing very absorbent jeans.'
- Chick McGee on soiling himself

"There is always that guy who feels like drying his hair with his johnson hanging out."
- Tom Griswold on men's locker rooms

"You can interrupt me all you want, but if I interrupt you, I am kicked out of the studio."
- Fred Klett

"How do sex changes work? Is there a doctor that can make one, because if there is. I want one. Not on me, just to have."
- Costaki Economopoulos

"If you beat up a woman, nobody is walking over to congratulate you afterwards."
- Fred Klett

"If I want to know what if fells like to get screwed, I'll buy a sandwich at the airport."
- Costaki Economopoulos

"If we have to play the Camel Toe Song to clean up the show, we're in trouble."
- Tom Griswold

"I saw a glowing sign that said 'Black Angus.' You know the manager of that store made sure that G never burned out."
- John Fox

"The pope we have now has a hard enough time holding his head up. He doesn't need a beard wearing him down."
- Costaki Economopoulos

"Remember Tom, you're only gay if you're on the bottom."
- Chick McGee

"She would look like a Hellman's Mayonnaise jar when I was done with her."
- Gunner talking about Courtney Love

"In high school, the girls lined up in the yard to talk to me."
- Sadie Allison

"If Jesus were married, his first miracle would have been divorce."
- Bob Kevoian

"You go to one nude beach and you are labeled for life."
- Bob Kevoian