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February 7 - 11 2005

 

February 18, 2005
The Words & Music of John Mellencamp
No musician exemplifies the Midwest like legendary rock artist John Mellencamp. With or without the 'Cougar' in his name, fans have been enjoying his music for years. From Jack & Diane to Peaceful World, John has been evolving his music and expanding his song book with hit after hit and album after album. His most recent release, Word's & Music: John Mellencamp's Greatest Hits, captures 25 years worth of Mellencamp's best work. This two disc set features 33 chart topping tracks as well as two brand new songs including his newest hit, Walk Tall. John is currently out on his Words and Music tour, and many of the shows feature tickets prices as low as $25. Check out his website for dates and locations.

 

February 18, 2005
Because of Jeff Daniels
If you’ve never been down to the The Purple Rose Theater for a "Live and Unplugged" show, you probably wouldn’t know that actor Jeff Daniels is also an accomplished musician. Though he’s been performing music for over 30 years, most people on know him from his roles in hit films like Terms of Endearment, Something Wild, The Hours and Dumb & Dumber. Jeff joined us in the studio last year when he released his first album, Live and Unplugged, and played a few of his favorite cuts. And while he still hopes to get you to buy his album, this time it’s a movie he’s promoting. Jeff Daniels is starring in the new film Because of Winn-Dixie which is based on the best selling book by the same name. Daniels plays “The Preacher,” the single father of a young girl who finds and adopts a stray dog, Winn-Dixie that charms an entire small town.

 

February 18, 2005
The King of TV Comedy Competitions
If you watch comedy competitions on television, there’s a very good chance you’ve seen comedian Geoff Brown perform. Brown won the Star Search comedy competition in 1994, was featured on seasons one and three of Last Comic Standing, was a performer on Spy TV and has popped up on a number of sitcoms throughout the years. Before he entered standup comedy, Geoff was a member of the US marines, and though he was known for cracking everyone up with his wacky antics, his superiors thought his talents would be better utilized as a civilian, in places where he had no access to heavy artillery.

 

February 17, 2005
The World's
Worst Traveler
After a couple of auto accidents, a smashed guitar and a plane ride from hell, our good buddy Pat Godwin is wondering what the rest of this year has in store for him. It’s been a tough 2005 thus far for Pat, who isn’t the world’s greatest traveler to begin with. From losing his keys, phone and wallet (on more than one occasion), to his multiple trips to the emergency room, Godwin’s proven that sometimes you’re better off never leaving the house. It’s true that we feel bad for the guy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t find great pleasure in hearing about his most recent misadventures when he stops by the studio. Godwin has been featured on the past four B&T albums and rumor has it that he may begin production on his next project very soon.

FACTOID - Throughout the year, Pat Godwin will be performing in special comedy events with Drew Hastings, Henry Phillips and Mike Birbiglia.

 

February 17, 2005
Thursday Starts
the Weekend!

When comedian Greg Hahn takes the stage, he brings an energetic, all-out style of physical humor, one-liners and crowd work with him. He doesn't waste any time trying to solicit laughter; he's out to create immediate pandemonium and panic. Hahn will wear an audience out with his rapid-fire jokes and non-stop style and leave them lying on the floor trying to catch their breath in no time. Though Hahn's resume includes numerous television appearances and headlining countless comedy clubs, his true calling may be as a speaker at corporate functions. Hahn is famous for stepping behind the podium during stuffy business events and pretending to be a guest speaker, only to launch into his bizarre antics. Needless to say, it takes everyone in attendance completely off guard.

FACTOID - Greg Hahn was the featured performer at last year's BOB&TOM Christmas party where he received a standing ovation.

 
February 17, 2005
Sly, The Magazine
Sylvester Stallone has created some of the most recognizable and beloved action movie characters of all time including John Rambo, Rocky Balboa and Sgt. Joe Bomowski from Stop or My Mom Will Shoot. Okay, maybe not that last one. Sly is hoping that his on-screen success will carry over to his new men’s magazine, Sly. This new publication is aimed at men over the age of 40 and its purpose is to show middle-aged guys how to “stay in the game” and feel their best during the second half of their lives. The first issue of Sly contains articles on looking and feeling younger, new takes on spring break, pictures of Jenna Jameson and updates on Stallone’s upcoming projects.
 
February 17, 2005
B-to-the-E
When going out to a bar, it’s always a tough choice between ordering a beer or ordering an energy drink. You love the great taste of hops and barley, but at the same time you’d like to have the fun and energy of those college kids downing drinks like Red Bull. Well, leave it to the geniuses at Anheuser Busch to come up with a solution to this problem. The folks who brought you great American brews like Budweiser and Michelob have developed something brand new by taking their great tasting beer and infusing it with caffeine, guarana and ginseng to create the alcoholic energy drink, B-to-the-E. Anheuser Busch’s Brand Manager of New Product Development, Dawn Roepke, will be filling us in on the finer points of this new drink, and will try to convince us that it really is okay to drink this beer ‘on the rocks.’
 

February 16, 2005
Who Will Survive?
Just when you thought you had the game figured out, CBS’s hit reality show Survivor returns with the most original and unbelievable twists and turns to date. Now in its 10th season, Survivor continues to reinvent itself. This time around, 20 castaways are left to fend for themselves on the South Pacific island of Palau, surrounded by the wreckage and remnants of World War II. Only this time, they’re starting off with absolutely no supplies, and no help of any kind. Advertisements for the show are promising that within the first 10 minutes, everything you’ve come to expect of the game will be wiped out. Everything that is, except for host Jeff Probst. Once again, Jeff will be seeing over immunity challenges and snuffing out torches at tribal council when Survivor: Palau premiers this Thursday on CBS.

 

February 16, 2005
Get Lost
In just it’s first season, the show LOST has become one of the top ratings grabbers on television, and is one of the primary reasons the ABC network is making a strong comeback. This should come as no surprise considering the show’s creator and executive producer, J.J. Abrams’ track record of successful projects. Abrams is not only the man behind LOST’s fellow Wednesday night drama, Alias, he’s also the writer of the hit films Armageddon, Forever Young, Regarding Henry and Taking Care of Business. J.J.’s love of the movie business began at an early age after his grandfather took him on a tour of Universal Studios. Once inspired, he went on to create award winning student films, and later develop his first successful television series, Felicity.

FACTOID - Along with creating and writing for the show Alias, J.J. Abrams also wrote the theme song and directed a two-part episode of the series.

 

February 16, 2005
On the Move
Live from his dining room, it’s another fascinating edition of Tim Bedore's popular editorial, Vague But True. Each week, Tim shares his thoughts on life, society, politics or his daily life. But unlike your buddy's boring stories, Tim delivers his monologues with comedic precision, and makes sure there are at least a couple of great jokes sprinkled throughout. Over the past few months we’ve learned a lot about Tim, including his time spent on a nude beach, his love of moving, how animals are trying to wipe out our species and how sex and ginger ale are pretty much the same thing in the Bedore household. When Tim’s not writing new installments of VBT, he can be seen performing with the comedy tour, Four Stand-up Dads.

 

February 15, 2005
Boogity Boogity Boogity
Darrell Waltrip, better known to racing fans as "Ol' DW," spent 29 years putting his life on the line racing cars around oval tracks. He recounts many of his favorite stories from his days on the NASCAR circuit in his new biography DW - A Lifetime Going Around in Circles. Since retiring from active racing, DW has remained a major part of the sport. The only difference is that instead of doing his work behind the wheel, he's now in the broadcast booth, working as an analyst for the FOX network. During his driving days, Waltrip was one of the most victorious weekend warriors in the history of NASCAR, winning at least one race each year from 1975-1989. He earned three Winston Cup trophies in his career and ranks third all-time in total victories, capturing a total of 84 checked flags. Along with his commentary duties, Darrell remains active in racing as a team owner in the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series.

FACTOID - Darrell Waltrip was recently inducted into the International Motorsports Hall of Fame.

 

February 15, 2005
Countdown to Daytona
Following in the footsteps of his older brother, Winston Cup Champion Darrell Waltrip, Michael began racing go-karts in the Midwest in the late 1970s and early 80's. But when Waltrip first broke into NASCAR it wasn't with a bang. Though his NEXTEL Cup career began in 1985, by the year 2000 he had gone 462 starts without a win and had earned only two pole positions. That's why it was such a surprise when racing legend Dale Earnhardt chose Waltrip to drive the #15 NAPA Auto Parts Chevrolet for his new DEI racing team. Since then Michael has gone on to win two Daytona 500s and has become a fan favorite. During the racing season, when he's not driving, Waltrip can be seen on the Speed Network as a commentator. He also spends a great deal of time working to promote his new charity, The Junction Gang, which offers an enriching experience to children with life-threatening illnesses

 

February 15, 2005
Fix-the-Joke, Zany
The legendary Bob Zany is set to deliver his eagerly anticipated Zany Report once again and we can barely contain our excitement. After what seems like an eternity off, Bob will once again present what he thinks is A-material in hopes of creating the biggest, funniest, most spectacular Zany Report of all time. However, if for some reason you aren’t exhausted from laughing when it’s all said and done, there's always BobZany.com where you can test your hand at punch line writing by playing Fix The Joke Baby. Pick up one of those "Eat Salmon the Other Pink Meat" T-shirts while you're at it. It's the perfect stocking stuffer

 

February 14, 2005
Another Big Year for Sheft
Columnist, novelist and sports enthusiast Bill Scheft is set to make his first call into the BOB&TOM show since his New England Patriots won their third Super Bowl, and we couldn't be more excited (about the call that is, we're still upset that the Pats can't cover a point spread.). Bill is hoping that this is just the beginning of another great year, considering 2004 was so satisfying. Not only did his Patriots and Red Sox win championships, he made his first appearance on a BOB&TOM album, Odd Balls. Along with being a huge sports fan, Scheft is man behind the popular Sports Illustrated column, "The Show," and the author of the novel, The Ringer. He’s also a former standup comedian and one of our favorite call in guests.

 

February 14, 2005
Skin To Win
He's seen over 20,000 movies, but doesn't remember a single plot.
He's Mr. Skin, the world's foremost authority on female nudity in film, and he's helping his followers learn the true meaning of the term "double feature." From his humble beginnings as a young man collecting nude clips of hot actresses from R & PG rated movies, Mr Skin has turned his hobby into an empire. His website includes screen shots of naked celebs, movie reviews and yearly presentations of his "Anatomy Awards." So if you're looking for a hard to find clip, or looking for a good rental suggestion for the evening, make sure to check out all the titillating archived data at MrSkin.com. You can also own Mr. Skin's work in print form. He's just released his first book, Mr. Skin's Skincyclopedia : The A-to-Z Guide to Finding Your Favorite Actresses Naked.

FACTOID - Mr. Skin says that of all the people he's ever talked to, Bob Kevoian is the most knowledge when it comes to the subject of adult cinema.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


"I had my ex-wife air-brushed on my windshield so that it looks like I'm running her monkey-ass over."
- Geoff Brown

"I haven't been working out a lot lately, but I've been making up for it by eating a lot of cake."
- Greg Hahn

"I guess the NHL season is going to start when hell freezes over."
- Bob Kevoian

"If you suffer from depression, the last thing you want to do is take up the game of golf."
- Bob Kevoian

"There are so many CSI's on TV that I think I could do an autopsy at this point."
- Nick Griffin

"A happy stripper is a productive stripper."
- Bob Kevoian on the self-esteem of exotic dancers

"My house is like a frat house with money."
- Tom Griswold

"Everyone has bigger breasts than Sandra Bernhardt."
- Bob Kevoian

"How come every time you want to say something cool it's a French word? Can't we come up with our own?
- Gallagher

"If you do magic in the 'hood and the brothers can't figure it out, they want to fight."
- Anthony Griffith on his former career as a magician

"Are you going to buy something, or are you just going to stand there?"
- Ernie Furglar

"My two favorite movies are Gandhi and Fight Club. I believe peace is the answer, and if you don't I want to punch you in the face."
- Danny Bevins

"I should have shot my movie at Blockbuster because it went straight to video."
- Carrot Top

"I'm not cheap, but I'll hold a buck till it screams."
- Ralph Harris

"What's cool about ivory soap is that when you drop it in the toilet, it floats."
- Bob Kevoian

"If I'm driving and come upon a kangaroo standing in the road looking at me. I think he's starting something."
- Chick McGee on recent kangaroo attacks in Australia

"The whore doesn't fall very far from the house."
- Tom Griswold discussing a contestant on American Idol

"Is there anything worse than a snotty homeless guy?"
- Chick McGee

"You don't get nice things by saying no."
- Kevin Downey Jr. on being on Queer Eye for the Straight Guys

" If ignorance is bliss, then why are you so miserable?"
- Tom Griswold to Chick

"Oprah says that you shouldn't eat two hours before you go to bed. I haven't slept in three days."
- Etta May