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February 23 - 27 2004

February 27, 2004
Technically Funny
When not manning the Budweiser Freshness hotline and keeping the world safe from skunky beer as the famous “Bud Delivery Guy,” Don McMillan spent his time becoming a nationally recognized headlining standup comedian. Aside from his work in commercials for Budweiser, 7-11 and Little Caesar’s Pizza, Don has become one of the premier corporate comedians, and as far as we know, the only standup that comes equiped with PowerPoint. With his geeky background as an engineer for the likes of IBM and AT&T, Don is leading the way in technological humor, the best of which can be found on his new comedy album Technically Funny. Those of you who prefer you comedy to be presented on screen, you can catch Don in his fourth feature film, Don: Plain and Tall.

FACTOID - Don is repotedly one of the best golfers on the comedy circuit.

 

February 27, 2004
The Jake Johannsen Memory System
With a subtle and intelligent comedic style, Jake Johannsen has the rare ability to give the most common elements of society new meaning while at the same time keeping it funny. Not many comedians can keep and audiences’ attention while spending over six minutes discussing topics as seemingly mundane as a toaster, but Jake can take something like this simple subject and turn into an epic story of man vs. machine. Johannsen starred in his own HBO Comedy Special titled This'll Take About an Hour (for which he earned an Ace Award nomination), is a Tonight Show veteran and has appeared more than thirty times on The Late Show with David Letterman.

 

February 27, 2004
Miguel Washington
Miguel Washington is a guy who’s got a lot to talk about. Whether he’s discussing his observations, beliefs or something he just read in the paper, Washington likes to be heard. Lucky for him, his audiences often enjoy listening, which is one of the keys to being a good standup comedian. For over 10 years, Washington has been hitting the clubs, cruise ships and campuses spreading his words of wisdom and comedic one-liners to anyone who would hear them. On a larger scale (on the small screen), Miguel’s been seen performing his standup comedy on NBC’s Friday Night, BET’s Comic View and Showtime at the Apollo.

 

February 26, 2004
Little Comedian,
Big Laughs
Angel Salazar is not your typical comedian... something you may figure out when he walks on stage wearing a mini-skirt. Wardrobe aside, Salazar's got a unique performance that’s a mixture of street-smart ethnic wisecracks, risqué humor, physical comedy, and audience involvement. So be prepared to become part of the act when you take your seat. Angel‘s also enjoyed success in the film industry including roles in films like Scarface, Carlito's Way, and Where the Buffalo Roam. He may be a pint-sized comedian, (sort of like Jimmy Pardo), but the laughs are big enough to make up for it. Besides... we've always been told that size doesn't matter.

 

February 26, 2004
He's Lubasonic
Looking for a clean, intelligent comedy show full of observational humor? If so, comedian Randy Lubas is the guy for you. Lubas has performed over 5,000 shows in over forty states. He's made dozens of television appearances and has worked at the most prestigious casinos in Las Vegas and Reno. Whether he is making fun of flying, engineering, or himself, Randy's universal observations hit home with everyone.

FACTOID - Randy Lubas has developed his own game show called "Funny You Should Ask."

 

February 25, 2004
Rodney Carrington Live From the Static Shack
Rodney Carrington, one of our all-time favorite singer/songwriter/comedians is headed back to town for a special live day event. The BOB&TOM Show is relocating to the Static Shack for a morning full of Rodney's unique brand of music and comedy. If you're not familiar with Rodney's work, you must be new to the show because Carrington's songs are among the most popular pieces in our audio archives. Entries in his songbook include the classics A Letter to my Penis, Don't Look Now and the irritatingly catchy tune Fred. If you're already a huge fan of Mr. Carrington, you'll be happy to know his new album, Greatest Hits, is now in stores and is a double CD. Disc one covers Rodney's racy yet extremely funny standup comedy while disc two is packed with the music we've all come to know and love.
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February 25, 2004
Steve Poltz
Discovered Jewel?

You wouldn’t think a guy who writes songs like Dog Doo Blues #48 and I Killed Walter Matthau and the guy who discovered folk princess Jewel Kilcher were the same man, but they are both singer/songwriter Steve Poltz. Poltz, the co-author of Jewel’s smash hit single You Were Meant For Me, got his start in music as a member of the band The Rugburns. With their off-the-wall lyrics and a style that blended folk, punk, pop and Swedish death metal, the band gained a cult-like following that traveled with them across the country. Poltz released three albums with The Rugburns before pursuing a solo career. Not content to stick with one style of music, Poltz was all over the musical spectrum. He’d sing beautiful folk tunes as the opening act for Jewel, and then release an entire album of 46-second songs that he’d used as outgoing messages on his answering machine. Poltz has released five solo projects including his brand new album, Chinese Vacation.

FACTOID – Steve Poltz once made a living for himself selling pipe nipples.

FACTOIDYou Were Meant For Me was the longest running song on the Billboard Top 100 charts.

 

February 25, 2004
It Could Be Worse
He may look more like a seminar speaker than a standup comedian, but when Mark Gross hits the stage you soon find out that nothing is off limits, and no one is safe. While he enjoys pointing out what’s wrong with life and love, Gross is always quick to add that things could be worse, for instance, you could have a Siamese twin. Gross was a long time writer on the late night show Politically Incorrect, and recently released his first comedy CD, Sexual Odometer.

 

February 24, 2004
The Goodwill
of Comedy

Ask any artist (that includes comedians) and they will tell you that inspiration can come from many different sources. Standup comic John Evans found that his muse lives in the thrift stores scattered across the country. Evans enjoys shopping in these havens for discarded vintage apparel for more than just his snazzy wardrobe. He looks at these trips as a metaphor for how he develops his act. Coming up with comedy bits is like walking through a thrift store… you have to know how to take old, beaten down, uninspired topics and turn them into your own golden jokes. You also have to know when to leave something on the rack… like that members only jacket you gave away to Goodwill.

FACTOID Tom thinks John Evans looks exactly like Count Chocula. Yikes!

 

February 24, 2004
The Zany Report, Now With 13% More Laughs
After a seven day rest, comedian Bob Zany is poised to return to do what it is he does best, The Zany Report. Though he's often denied the laughs his jokes truly deserve, Bob hasn't given up his personal mission to deliver a Report that requires zero fixing, and gets everyone in the studio to laugh... at least once. In all fairness, last week's Report was actually very good, but just in case Bob doesn't have a repeat performance in him, there will be new installments of "Fix-the-Joke, Baby" and the "Bing Crosby Joke of the Week" to save the segment... because everything seems funnier when there are prizes involved.

 

February 23, 2004
He Got Robbed

For the second week in a row, a member of the cast from Survivor: The Amazon (the sixth edition of the popular reality series) has exited this season's Survivor: All-Stars. Unlike Jenna the previous week, who choose to leave the show to be with her sick mother, Rob Cesternino left the old fashioned way, by being voted out by his tribe. Rob C. (one of two Robs on the Chapera Tribe) fell victim to classic Survivor backstabbing followed by a unanimous vote to kick him off the island. Billed as "the smartest player to never win the game" by host Jeff Probst after his third place finish in the Amazon, Rob was seen as a threat to the alpha dog of the pack, Boston Rob, which meant it was time for him to snuff out his torch and go. Will their choice to vote out the smartest player in their tribe come back to haunt Chapera? And is this the last we'll see of Rob C.? Stay tuned to Survivor: All-Stars every Thursdays on CBS to find out.

 

 

 

 


"I don't know why people say quitting smoking is so tough. I've done it four times."
- Jake Johannsen

"I'm giving up the gym and snakes for lent."
- Bob Kevoian

"My wife taught me how to be the alpha male."
- Migeul Washington

"If love were easy, there'd be almost no music.
- Jake Johannsen

"Engineers consider me a success because I got out of the business."
- Don McMillan

"Cubans can make anything float."
- Angel Salazar

"While I was on the cruise ship I made a joke about Strom Thurmond that none of the audience got. I figured out it's because they were before his time."
- Randy Lubas

"Do you think illiterate people ever walk out of Arby's disappointed that they don't sell giant hats."
- John Evans

"Could the oven with the exploding bullets also be called a firing range?"
- Bob Kevoian on he dumbass who put ammo in his oven

"How much do you have to hate your wife to go ice fishing."
- Bobby Slayton

"If I can break up one couple during my act, I feel as if I've done my job."
- Bobby Slayton

"If someone like Ted Kennedy goes into Burritos as Big as Your Head, do they have to work double time?"
- Mike Toomey

"It's not about me being more right, it's about you owing me $100."
- Tom Griswold on his bet with Chick

"Richard Hatch doesn't have all that much that has to be matrixed out."
- Jenna Morasca on her fellow castaway's manhood

"I think we fight more when Bob's away... I like that."
- Chick McGee

"There are about 10 reasons why you wouldn't want to ski naked."
-Tom Griswold on the new sport

"I was sentenced to AA on television which I think blows that second A right out of the water."
- Paula Poundstone

"If it wasn't for not being able to run, throw or hit a curve, I could have made it to the majors."
- John Caponera

"I can't cook to save my life but I can sure hit a drive-thru."
- Gabriel Eglesias

"I've noticed that the older you get the more naked you have to be in locker rooms."
- Kyle Cease

"I was in a motel that was so bad that instead of a copy of the bible, they had a copy of Dante's inferno with a not that said 'you are here'."
- Tim Cavanagh

"Nothing parties like someone else's bed."
- Bob Kevoian

"Is your job today to go down unfunny lane?"
- Tom Griswold to Chick