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February 28, 2002
Going Old School
Luke Wilson was once just the older brother of fellow actor, Owen Wilson (Shanghai Knights), but now that he has been featured in a few blockbuster movies of his own, Luke is a hot commodity in Hollywood himself. Starring alongside Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn, Wilson plays a aging man who turns his home into a frat house to regain his standings with the ladies, and party like he’s back in college. Old School has been a huge success so far, and many are claiming it’s the Animal House of the new generation. Wilson will also be appearing in two highly anticipated sequels, Legally Blonde 2, and Charlie’s Angels 2.

 

February 28, 2002
Etta May I? Yes You May
When Etta May enters a room, you know you are in for a good time. Tipping the scale at a beautiful 200 pounds, clad in a floral blouse and polyester pants, and sporting a print bandana and pointy glasses, you may have flashbacks of your high school lunch lady from your old school or your football coach dressed in drag. But make no mistake, she more than eye candy, Etta May is a veritable steamroller of southern sass, that has been making audiences howl with laughter all over the country.

 
 

February 28, 2002
Michael Loftus Makes the Finals on New Star Search
You've probably seen him on Comedy Central and if on-the-edge comedy is your thing, you probably liked his show. Michael Loftus loves to tackle everything from politics to current events and anything else that enters his wild and daring stream of consciousness. To him, everything is fair game and nothing is off limits, He’s hoping this helps him win over the judges once again now that he's joked his way into the Star Search finals. Comedian John Roy won the first season of CBS’ new hit show, will Loftus be the second.

 

February 28, 2002
Searching for Stars
The new season of Star Search is back on CBS, and it’s bigger than ever, including all new categories, and new celebrity judges. Ben Stein and Naomi Judd are still on the panel, but they are now joined Ahmet Zappa. Zappa is the son of legendary rock legend, Frank Zappa, but he’s also a very successful musician and actor. He’s been a few feature films, and has been a big part of MTV programming over the years. You can now see this excitable, baldheaded Star Search celebrity judge every Wednesday and Friday on CBS.

FACTOID - Ahmet Zappa is the voice of Lexus cars.

 

February 28, 2002
Not Just Funny, He's Witty

With a “Father Knows Best” disposition, comedian Isaac Witty has a clean and original sense of humor that stems from his “interesting childhood.” Witty was the son of Christian Parents that spent a lot of time traveling around from church to church while little Isaac was forced to sit in the back on a rocking horse. He is still terrified of Merry-go-rounds and only attends churches with bars and smoke lounges.

 

February 27, 2002
How Hot is Hot Enough?
Finally, America will find out once and for all who the hottest person in the US is thanks to ABC’s newest reality venture, Are You Hot? Hottie hopefuls take to the stage and let judge panelists and a nationwide audience vote on whether they’ve got the right bod to be #1. Rachel Hunter, famed swimsuit model is one of the lucky judges analyzing all of this eye candy. She catapulted to fame after appearing in the 1989 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, and quickly became one of the most photographed cover models in the world. In the early '90s she moved on to acting with numerous guest-starring roles on The Drew Carey Show, Mad About You and Suddenly Susan, as well as her own successful workout video.

 
February 27, 2002
Sweenz!
According to his media kit, Mark Sweeney is a "professional comedian." However, his credits include acting roles in "Boston Public", "The Visitor", and "Days of Our Lives". He's also acted in several feature films and assorted independent films. (We assume this means he's done a lot of porn.) His four years in the US Marines were either forgettable or he's unable to remember, but he does remember that at some point that he went to college working about 12 jobs in four years. Since 1989 he's been doing the comedy club circuit full time. His friends call him "Sweenz."
 

February 27, 2002
He Helped Joe, But Can He Do It For Anna
Paul Hogan (not Crocodile Dundee) had been butlering in America for four years before his engagement as Joe Millionaire's butler turned him into a household name. He helped "Joe" choose between 20 lovely ladies, ultimately ending up with his perfect mate, Zora. Now, Anna Nicole Smith is hoping he can help her do the same as she tries to find a mate our of a group of men handpicked by her lawyer. Will Paul be able to work his magic for the former Playmate? Find out on the season premiere of The Anna Nicole Show the Sunday on the E! Network.

 

February 27, 2002
Spring Training
Dan St. Paul is by far one of the most requested comedians ever to join Bob & Tom in the studio. His First Baseball Game bits have become classics, and are still among the most sought after pieces in the archives. Dan is one of the few comedians to appear on B&T’s Greatest Hits album, and his new bit, The Heaven & Hell All Star Game is featured on Gone Wild. Like the First Baseball Game by Dan St. Paul? Check out the Animated Version.

Side Note -
We don't know why Bob is sporting a mullet in this cartoon.

 

February 27, 2002
Unpredictably Funny
Pat Godwin’s spontaneity on stage makes his routine a constant guessing game with a nice mix of standup and a little original music thrown in. The surprises just don’t stop, because when he does pick up his guitar, you'll have no idea which voice is going to come out or what he might decide to sing about. Two of his tunes were featured on BOB&TOM Gone Wild, including "Nobody Speaks English Anymore," and "The Legend of John Fox."

 

February 26, 2002
George's Boss is on the Phone!

This morning's surprise guest, Sandra Bullock, is truly an amazing woman. Not only is she stunningly beautiful, she has a bio that reads like a movie script and an enviable list of talents. Ms. Bullock is also executive producer of The George Lopez Show. We've compiled a list of factoids about our superstar guest we think you might find intriguing. Personally, we'd rather look at her photos!

February 26, 2002
Turn it to Lopez Right Now Right Now on ABC
When longtime friend of the show, George Lopez was given his own sitcom, strategically titled, George Lopez, he wanted to make sure it wasn't your average cookie-cutter comedy, where all life's problems could be solved in 22 minutes. He's succeeded. His fresh approach to family comedy is just one reason that his show made it off the chopping block last year, while many other debut series were canceled after only a few episodes. George Lopez, now in its sophomore season, airs every Wednesday on ABC.

 

February 26, 2002
A Race Against Time
Looking through the archives, it's obvious that comedian Tim Cavanagh can write a song on almost any topic. And even more amazing is that in the past, he has shown he can perform these tunes in under a minute. Tim's new album, The One Minute Song, Vol 2, is round two of battle of Tim vs Time and ironically features very few songs under sixty seconds in length. Many of the tunes were performed live on the BOB&TOM show and includes Reflections on Ted Williams, Enron and Two Thumbs Up.


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February 26, 2002
Bringing Down the House
She's a television and film actress. A label president. An artist manager. An author and an entrepreneur. Blessed with style, substance and mad skills, Queen Latifah has blossomed into a one-woman entertainment conglomerate, heralded by the press and the industry as a force to be reckoned with and a talent to be watched. She was recently praised by the academy, earning an Oscar nomination for her role in the critically acclaimed film Chicago. And Latifah will be making a return to the big screen alongside Steve Martin in the comedy, Bringing Down the House.

 

February 26, 2002
Think You're Successful? You Don't Know Jack
He may be tall, dresses all in black (sometimes including a sash), wears dark rimmed glasses, lives alone with a cat, has a thing for redheads, and sports a shower cap while bathing... but other than that, comedian Drew Hastings is just like you. That just so happens to be the title of Drew's new comedy album. I’m Just Like You features Hastings’ unique takes on every day life. But for those of you who don't own the CD... yet... Drew will be live in the studio, and this time we promise not to question his sexuality.

SIDE BAR - There's always a chance when Drew stops by that his good buddy, "Success Guru," Jack Freeman might tag along to help everyone who wants to, become a winner.

 
February 26, 2002
Yes, There are Miniature Cows. No Bull!
Cows are wonderful creatures as they occur regularly in nature, but wouldn't it be really cool if they were smaller? This is exactly what Dustin Pillard was thinking when he decided to open The Oxen Ridge Ranch, a farm dedicated to the breeding of miniature cattle. Pillard's little dogies will be featured on Ripley's Believe It or Not Wednesday on TBS Superstation
 

February 24, 2002
Everybody Loves Chris Elliott
Writer/comedian Chris Elliott began his career as a standup comic, following in his famous father's footsteps, but he really came into his own as a member of the writing staff of Late Night with David Letterman. During his time there, his team walked away with four Emmys, while at the same time he became a regular on the show portraying a vast array of characters, including our favorite, "The Guy Who Lives Under the Seats." Elliott has since starred in a few television series (Get a Life, Cursed) and has had notable roles in multiple movies such as Groundhog’s Day, Cabin Boy, and There’s Something About Mary. Tonight Chris guest stars on the CBS sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond.

FACTOID- Chris was the voice of Dogbert on the short-lived animated series, Dilbert

 

February 24, 2002
Big Fat Greek Sitcom
The highest-grossing independent feature film of all time, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, is coming to the small screen in as an all-new sitcom. Once the honeymoon is over, and the happy couple returns home where they'll begin their post wedding adventures in My Big Fat Greek Life. Almost the entire cast of the movie returns for the series, with the addition of Steven Eckholdt as the average American husband stuck in the middle of this huge Greek family. Eckholdt is a television veteran having had regular roles on Friends, LA Law, Providence, Melrose Place, and Wings. My Big Fat Greek Life premieres on CBS Monday, February 24.

 

February 24, 2002
Singin' Dog Guy
The only thing that might be better than having a dog, is having a dog that can sing and play the fiddle. Just ask Doug Moreland. His canine companion, Jalapeño (Holly for short), has helped raise him from struggling country singer, to playing all over the US with her wonderful "voice" and fantastic fiddlin'. Now Doug and Jalapano are making their way to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno to show off their unique chemistry.

FACTOID – Doug Moreland is an accomplished “Chainsaw Artist.” He once spent an entire year doing nothing but Chainsaw carvings to make money to produce his first two albums.

 


 



"They are changing the rules of the Tour de France. From now on, the leader will carry a white flag."
- Bob Kevoian

"If you ever go to the Middle East, don't use the maps that come in the back of Bibles. Found out those are way out of date."
- Isaac Witty

"My version of flirting is to stare way to long."
- Isaac Witty

"If you are true to your teeth, they will never be false to you."
- Chick McGee

"I gave my wife exactly what she wanted for Valentines Day... I took down the Christmas tree."
- Mark Sweeny

"We don't have another song prepared, but that doesn't mean we won't be doing another one."
- Tim Cavanagh

"I'm trying to become an alcoholic so I can save myself and then write a book."
- Chris Elliott

"I'm not looking at your breasts, I'm looking at the space in-between."
- Allan Havey

"I tried cocaine once for about 12 years... it was a phase I was going through."
- Allan Havey

"In my day, locking yourself in a block of cheese meant something."
- Paul Gilmartin

"I used to be embarrassed when my dad wore black socks with shorts... what are Michael Jackson's kids going to feel like."
- Paul Gilmartin

"I would love to watch celebrity Jeopardy with Mike Tyson, Muhammad Ali, and Ozzy Osborn as the contestants."
- Tom Griswold

"Now that's what I call a small victory."
- Listener e-mail about losing the show's signal during the Zany Report

"I know how guys are. If you see a dildo in a bag, you are going through it."
- Kristi Lee

"Reality TV contestants get 15 minutes of fame, playmates get a month."
- Bob Kevoian

"Being frozen is doing for Ted Williams what Stouffers is doing for Salisbury steak."
- Gunner

"America is not ready to see me with my shirt off."
- Steve Schirripa

"If someone doesn't speak English, I just talk louder, and then they seem to understand."
- Diane Ford