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February 28 - March 4 2005

March 4, 2005
Never Short on Laughs
Whether it be on stage or screen, as himself or as a lifelike character in a fat suit, Martin Short is one of the best comedic talents of our time. His first real break came as part of the successful sketch comedy show SCTV, and later with it’s late nigh rival, Saturday Night Live. From there, Short moved on to motion pictures where he’s made a number of classic comedy films including ¡Three Amigos!, Father of the Bride, and Innerspace. He’s also been all over television, appearing on sketch comedy shows, hosting his own talk show, and most recently hosting talk show spoof Prime Time Glick as the rotund journalist of the stars, Jiminy Glick. But for those of you who long for the days of Ed Grimley and the rest of the SCTV gang, you’re in luck because season three of the cult classic sketch comedy show is now available from Amazon.com on DVD. For more info check out SHOUTfactory.com.

FACTOID – Martin Short’s first acting gig was as a giant Visa card in a TV commercial.

FACTOID – Martin Short won the 1999 Best Actor Tony Award for his work in the musical “Little Me.”

 

March 4, 2005
The Thin Line Between Goofy and Genius
Chris Alpine easily walks the thin line between goofiness and genius. When you first hear his comedy act, you may write him off as a total nut, albeit a funny one, but after close examination of the material you begin to realize he may be on to something with his oddball takes on current events. Aside from an entertaining standup comedy show, Chris has used his comedic genius as a writer, producer and as a director. You can see just how good he is behind the camera by checking out a film Tommy G. might be able to relate to about the over usage of cell phones.

 
March 4, 2005
A Little "Chili" In the Studio
Bert "Chili" Challis is a veteran standup comedian of over 20 years. In that time he's learned a lot about the trade, which is why he's begun tutoring young standup wannabes along with his good friend and fellow comedian Dobie "Mr. Lucky" Maxwell. Together they've created a seminar called Chilimax, where comic hopefuls learn more than just how to perform, they'll also gain self-improvment, an increased vocabulary and become more creative. From that description alone the program is well worth whatever they're charging. Along with teaching, Chili has been a staff writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and for the comic strip "Mother Goose & Grimm."
 

March 4, 2005
Making Tie-dyed Tank Tops Fashionable Again
It only took one episode of
Survivor: Pearl Islands for America to fall in love with Rupert Boneham. The tie-dyed tank top wearing, black bearded, gentle giant became a fan favorite from the moment he stole his opposing tribe's shoes and sold them for cash. So it was a no-brainer for the producers of the show to invite the big guy back to participate on the critically acclaimed Survivor: All-Stars, which is now available on DVD. He didn't win the game, but he did win the $1 million bonus prize after America voted him their favorite Survivor player of all time. Since he's been back in the states, Rupert has spent his time selling tie-dyed t-shirts, making public appearances, posing for pictures with fans and loving every minute of it. Recently, he's been spotted on the brand new BOB&TOM DVD Home Movie, where he appears in a few commercial outtakes with B&T (the famous one where Tom loses it in front of a little kid.) Hopefully we'll get some stories from that infamous shoot, as well as the latest news on his "Rupert's Kids Organiztion"

 

March 3, 2005
Live Once Again

Live from his new home in the midwest, and hopefully seated in a chair that doesn't squeak, it's the return of Tim Bedore's popular weekly editorial, Vague But True. Recently, Tim's been busy moving from LA, so we haven't had a chance to check in with him live. But now that he's all settled in, Tim can get back to sharing his thoughts on life, society, politics and anything else that might cross his mind. Each installment of VBT gives us a clearer picture as to who Tim Bedore really is. Over the past few months we’ve learned about his time spent on a nude beach, his hatred of moving, a global animal conspiracy and how sex and ginger ale are pretty much the same thing in the Bedore household. When Tim’s not moving or writing new VBTs, he can be seen performing standup comedy in a club near you.

 

March 3, 2005
The Real Twang Thang
No comedian causes more controversy when they appear on the air than the southern singer/songwriter, Tim Wilson. Not to say we don’t find him hysterically funny, we just do everything in our power to disassociated with him and his absurd philosophies on society, politics and life in general. Along with his music, Wilson is recognized for his love of NASCAR and the state of Georgia and his distrust of almost everything else. Tim is one of the great comedic performers touring today, and it's a rarity when you go more than a week without hearing one of his tunes played on the BOB&TOM Show. Tim recently released a brand new album,
The Real Twang Thang, which contains the popular songs Church League Softball, Dick Weasel Attorney at Law and My Wife's Running Around. To hear these and other classics, check out the Tim Wilson VIP Audio Page.

 

March 3, 2005
Quick Change
Greg Morton is so funny that you'll start laughing as soon as you look at him, but we don't mean that in a hurtful way. It's just that Morton has the ability to contort his rubber-like face and morph himself into any number of famous celebrities including Prince, Ross Perot, Tina Turner and Mick Jager. He knows this doesn't translate well over the radio, which is why he often falls back on his prowess as a standup comedian. When you see Greg Morton live you're in for a real treat because his shows not only feature an amazing three minute impression of the entire Star Wars trilogy (the good one), he also closes with a performance that is unlike anything you've seen on a comedy stage.

 
 

March 2, 2005
Vintage Comedy
Ask any artist (yes, that includes comedians) where they find their inspiration, and they'll tell you that it can come from almost anywhere. Comedian John Evans found out his muse lives in various thrift stores scattered across the country. Evans often spends an excessive amount of time wandering down aisles of discarded vintage apparel looking for more than just items to add to his snazzy wardrobe, these shopping sprees are actually a metaphor for how he develops his comedy act. Evans comes up with his material in the same way he walks through a thrift store, taking old, beaten down, uninspired topics and turning them into his own premium jokes. Of course, John has also learned that some clothes, just like jokes, need to be left on the rack, like that Members Only jacket.

FACTOID: Tom thinks John Evans looks exactly like Count Chocula. Yikes!

 

March 1, 2005
He Just Can't Win, Baby
Though he's never won an Emmy and has yet to star in a hit sitcom, Bob Zany is still number one in our hearts, or at least a close second. Everybody knows that Zany is a legendary comedian and an all around great guy, but what people truly love about Bob is that each and every week he delivers an all new exciting edition of The Zany Report (whether they want him to or not.) As if that wasn't enough, Zany also hosts *America's favorite game show "Fix-the-Joke Baby," where one lucky player will win a fabulous Eat Salmon the Other Pink Meat T-shirt, a handful of great CDs, and best of all, a one-year BOB&TOM VIP membership.

*Highest rated game show statistics have not yet been verified, but Zany assures us that these numbers are completely accurate.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


"I was raised pretty nonreligious, thank god."
- John Evans

"I've been trying to read more, but I've found out that I'm illiterate."
- Tim Northern

"I had my ex-wife air-brushed on my windshield so that it looks like I'm running her monkey-ass over."
- Geoff Brown

"I haven't been working out a lot lately, but I've been making up for it by eating a lot of cake."
- Greg Hahn

"I guess the NHL season is going to start when hell freezes over."
- Bob Kevoian

"If you suffer from depression, the last thing you want to do is take up the game of golf."
- Bob Kevoian

"There are so many CSI's on TV that I think I could do an autopsy at this point."
- Nick Griffin

"A happy stripper is a productive stripper."
- Bob Kevoian on the self-esteem of exotic dancers

"My house is like a frat house with money."
- Tom Griswold

"Everyone has bigger breasts than Sandra Bernhardt."
- Bob Kevoian

"How come every time you want to say something cool it's a French word? Can't we come up with our own?
- Gallagher

"If you do magic in the 'hood and the brothers can't figure it out, they want to fight."
- Anthony Griffith on his former career as a magician

"Are you going to buy something, or are you just going to stand there?"
- Ernie Furglar