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March 8 - 12 2004

March 12, 2004
Guard Your Emollients
It's Drew Hastings

He's tall, dresses all in black (sometimes including a sash), wears dark rimmed glasses, lives alone with a cat, has a thing for redheads, and sports a shower cap while bathing... but other than that, comedian Drew Hastings is just like you. That just so happens to be the title of Drew's new comedy album. I’m Just Like You features Hastings’ unique takes on every day life. But for those of you who don't own the CD... yet... Drew will be live in the studio, and this time we promise not to question his sexuality. Catch Drw with special guest MC Chick McGee at the State Theatre in Anderson, Indiana Saturday, March 13th. see the EVENTS page for more info.

There's always a chance when Drew stops by that his good buddy, "Success Guru," Jack Freeman might tag along to help everyone who wants to, become a winner.

JORDAN WARD
ILLUSTRATION

 

March 12, 2004
This Just In
Though Comedian Jeff Rothpan dosen’t join BOB&TOM in the studio as often as they'd like, he still ranks right up there as one of their favorite standup comedians. With a dry wit and perfect delivery Rothpan has been called a “young Johnny Carson,” but his connections to the Tonight Show don’t end there. Discovered by Jay Leno, Jeff was asked to join the writing staff of the late night talk show where he provided monologues for a number of years. The last time Jeff Rothpan visited us, he hinted that he was adding a new animated series to his writing credits. After waiting months and months to find out more, his cartoon is ready to debut. This Just In is an animated show that takes a look at current events through the eyes and unfiltered mouth of the series lead character, Brian Newport. Needless to say, if Newport's got something on his mind, everyone within earshot is going to hear about it. This Just In debuts March 14th on Spike TV.

 

March 12, 2004
When One Name
Just Isn't Enough

Comedian Eddy Strange used to be comedian Ross Bennett, until he switched back to his birth name… and then changed back to Strange, and then back again to Bennett. Got all that? Once he finally decided on a moniker for himself, Bennett has become the "best kept secret in show business." He began his career after dropping out of West Point during his sophomore year to take up a life of comedy and theater. Though his father didn't find that move all too humorous, Bennett has been able to make a name (or two) for himself in a business that he loves.

March 11, 2004
He'll Go Tally the Votes
CBS' smash hit reality show Survivor, is almost mid-way though it's eighth season... and it's one of the all-time best. That would make sense, considering it's being played by 18 of the most beloved (and detested) characters from the previous seven installments. And what would Survivor be without Jeff Probst? So far he's been able to survive being reunited with the likes of Rich, Colby, Big Tom, Rupert, the Jennas, Ethan, and Boston Rob, but we all wondered how he'd recover from the tongue lashing he got from the always mild-mannered Sue Hawk. It will be interesting to hear his take on that incident, how he enjoys this game compared with the others and any other questions he's allowed to answer. Survivor: All Stars airs every Thursday on CBS.

Side Note - If you haven't seen it yet, you should pick up a copy of Jeff Probst's feature film Finder's Fee, for which he was named 'one of the top-10 directors to watch.'

 

March 11, 2004
Smart, Sexy & Funny
Actress, comedian, and author the beautiful Aisha Tyler does it all. The Ivy League educated Aisha is an actress who found success in a roundabout way. After becoming a hit on the standup circuit, she landed a sweet gig as the host of E! Network’s “Talk Soup” which in turn led to an increase in acting offers, which is what she had been looking for in the first place. Among these jobs was her reoccurring role on “Friends” as Ross’ love interest of the season, paleontologist Charlie Wheeler. Around this time, Tyler also became an accomplished writer. After gaining experience by contributing articles for Glamour and Jane Magazine, Tyler took the next big leap of her career and authored her first book, Swerve: Reckless Observations of a Postmodern Girl.

 
March 11, 2004
All the Way From Canada
Canadian native Jeremy Hotz, may originally hail from up north, but he’s been entertaining American audiences for over 10 years doing his wacky brand of standup comedy. Along with his stage act, which earned him Eye Magazine's "Stand Up Comic of the Year", he’s also landed a few roles in the world of acting. You may have seen him in the movie Speed 2, or the film version of My Favorite Martian. His standup act has been featured on The Tonight Show, Late Night with David Letterman and on more than one Comedy Central standup special.
 

March 10, 2004
On the Road with Bobcat Goldthwait
Bobcat Goldthwait made a name for himself in the 80s with his stand up comedy, and Police Academy movies (which he says put him in comedy jail). It wasn't until his famous visit to the Friggemall Complex where he blasted Star Wars geeks that he won his way back into the hearts of BOB&TOM Show fans. With this one stop, he became one of the most talked about guests of the year, and was featured on the album, BOB&TOM Gone Wild.

Since that visit, it seems as though Mr. Goldthwait is everywhere. He directed and starred in the Comedy Central movie
Windy City Heat and just released his first comedy album in 15 years, I Don't Mean To Insult You, But You Look Like Bobcat Goldthwait. Now Bobcat is back on the road and visiting comedy clubs across the country. His next stop is an appearance in Lake Tahoe, NV at The Horizon Casino Resort... so folks lucky enough to get to see him perform in person need to make sure to get their tickests ASAP.

 

March 10, 2004
Patrick "The Tick" Warburton Returns to TV
Patrick Warburton has made a living making memorable guest appearances on television programs. Any true Seinfeld aficionado would recognize Warburton as Elaine’s on again off again boyfriend "Puddy," but true fans of the actor love him for his portrayal of the big blue oddball, spandex suited superhero, “The Tick.” Along with those TV classics, he’s also had major roles on NewsRadio, Ellen, Murphy Brown, Less Than Perfect and Malcolm in the Middle. Famous for his deep voice and arrogant deadpan delivery, Warburton has been cast in a number of animated series including Family Guy, Buzz Lightyear, and Disney’s feature film The Emperor’s New Groove. In just a few days Warburton is returning to television, this time lending his voice to the CGI animated character "Rip Smashenburn," on the new series Game Over, which premieres Wednesday, March 10th on UPN.

FACTOID - Before The Passion of the Christ, Warburton may have held the record for longest flogging in film history. In the movie Dragonard, Warburton was sentenced to 100 lashes, which lasted for almost four minutes of agonizing screen time.

 
March 10, 2004
Vic Dunlop
At age 19 Vic Dunlop was drafted into the Army and it was there that he honed his comedy. Vic thought that his "slight obesity" and flat feet would spare him a junket to Vietnam, but the Army happily accommodated him . As a result, he was sent to the Army "fat farm". "We were forced to wear pink armbands to separate us from the skinnier recruits. I learned to laugh at the absurdity of it all". Dunlop completed his stint in the Army and was offered a future as an accountant with an oil company. After two months he bailed out. "It was just too tie and jacket for me". After doing a number of odd jobs he stated a comedy group with his brother and three friends. Called "Natural Gas", this improvisational comedy group appeared frequently at the Comedy Store in Hollywood and was, later, hired as the comedy regulars on "Don Kirshner's Rock Concert". Vic next won 3rd place in the Los Angeles Stand-Up competition and landed a two year deal with "Make Me Laugh". Vic has appeared in "Meatballs II", "The Devil and Max Devlin", and "Skateboard USA". He is truly a man for all seasons...an actor, comedian, inventor, and entrepreneur. His talent and drive are as endless as his creativity.

March 9, 2004
Pat Godwin
As a singer, songwriter, stand-up comedian, and radio personality, Pat Godwin has covered tremendous ground. He has performed at every major comedy venue in the country, has been featured as a regular on The Bob & Tom Show, and virtually every other comedy/morning radio show across the nation, and has recorded several sucessful CDs of his musical comedy. He has worked and performed with a rage of luminaries, including Randy Newman, Warren ("Werewolves of London") Zevon, and Hall & Oates. With his vigorous touring schedules, Pat takes his act across the nation, playing 200+ dates a year.

 

March 9, 2004
Ladies & Gentlemen -
Comeidan Bob Zany
The Zany Report is back and only the long awaited return of The Sopranos could possibly compare to the excitement it brings. Bob Zany, legendary standup comedian, Telethon Host, and all around great guy, is ready to run the comedy gauntlet once again in hopes of getting the entire cast to laugh, at least once! And even if he can't accomplish this lofty feat, there's always Fix the Joke, Baby to save the segment from being a complete disaster. Because as we all know, everything's funnier when there are prizes involved

 

March 8, 2004
Homer’s Angels
Dan Castellaneta practices Tai Chi, is a vegetarian, and never drinks beer. He's also the voice of America’s favorite dysfunctional father, Homer Simpson. Ironic isn’t it? Castellaneta began his acting career at the age of six and has been doing impressions and voice work ever since. It was during his time with the famed Second City comedy team that he caught the eye of fellow impersonator, Tracy Ullman. She invited him to become a performer on her FOX television comedy variety show, which is where Dan was first introduced to his animated alter ego, Homer. Though Dan keeps busy with his voice work on The Simpsons, providing the personalities of Krusty, Mayor Quimby, Groundskeeper Willie and many others, he occasionally steps in front of the camera to do a little acting as well. He’s been a guest star on shows such as Everybody Loves Raymond and The Drew Carey Show and most recently portrayed legendary producer Aaron Spelling in the made for TV movie Behind the Camera: The Unauthorized Story of 'Charlie's Angels. The film takes a backstage peek at the tumultuous debut season of the groundbreaking and titillating television series. Behind the Camera airs Monday March 8th on NBC.

 

March 8, 2004
Step Over the Line
Al Katz considers himself to be a classical comedian. If that means telling jokes at a comedy club while stage in front of an audience, he is exactly right. What separates Katz from his fellow classics is his philosophy on comedy (which is also his perspective on life), which he calls Step Over the Line. To simplify this complex theory, Katz believes that everyone has a little borderline of humor that they grow accustomed to. Katz enjoys stepping over it. In other words, Al’s taking all those little hostilities in life and turning them into good old-fashioned comedy.

FACTOID – You may recognize Al Katz from the Flexall commercials featuring Joe Namath.

 

 

 

 


"Would the Cocker Spaniel's pet rabbit be known as the Hare of the Dog?"
- Bob Kevoian

"I've gone from being a guest to 'someone we have to deal with'."
- Tim Cavanagh

"Is the Microsoft church known as Geek Orthodox."
- Bob Kevoian on the new virtual church

"My wife and I have a great sex life because we love each other for who we are. Tonight, I am a Swedish ski instructor."
- Dan St. Paul

"In San Francisco everybody is getting married. You can't find casual sex anywhere."
- Dan St. Paul

"I use Lava Soap, the soap with the built in loofah."
- Bob Kevoian

"If you would go home right now, we could be having a good time."
- Tom Griswold to Chick

"I don't know why people say quitting smoking is so tough. I've done it four times."
- Jake Johannsen

"I'm giving up the gym and snakes for lent."
- Bob Kevoian

"My wife taught me how to be the alpha male."
- Migeul Washington

"If love were easy, there'd be almost no music.
- Jake Johannsen

"Engineers consider me a success because I got out of the business."
- Don McMillan

"Cubans can make anything float."
- Angel Salazar

"While I was on the cruise ship I made a joke about Strom Thurmond that none of the audience got. I figured out it's because they were before his time."
- Randy Lubas

"Do you think illiterate people ever walk out of Arby's disappointed that they don't sell giant hats."
- John Evans

"Could the oven with the exploding bullets also be called a firing range?"
- Bob Kevoian on he dumbass who put ammo in his oven

"How much do you have to hate your wife to go ice fishing."
- Bobby Slayton

"If I can break up one couple during my act, I feel as if I've done my job."
- Bobby Slayton

"If someone like Ted Kennedy goes into Burritos as Big as Your Head, do they have to work double time?"
- Mike Toomey

"It's not about me being more right, it's about you owing me $100."
- Tom Griswold on his bet with Chick

"Richard Hatch doesn't have all that much that has to be matrixed out."
- Jenna Morasca on her fellow castaway's manhood

"I think we fight more when Bob's away... I like that."
- Chick McGee