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March 13 - 17 2006

March 17, 2006
Fitz of Laughter
Greg Fitzsimmons has proven over the years that he can write comedy. For example, in 2005 he won 2 Daytime Emmy Awards for Writing and Producing on the very popular
The Ellen DeGeneres Show and he’s also written for Politically Incorrect and The Man Show. Fitzsimmons just give jokes to others however, he’s also extremely good at performing them himself. He’s a regular performer on almost every late night talk show, he’s appears on VHI’s The Best Week Ever, CNN, has a 1/2 Hour Special on Comedy Central and he’s got a deal with ABC to develop his own show. He also hosted a Cable Ace Award winning game show on MTV called Idiot Savants, and in 2001 The U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen handed Greg the prestigious "Jury Award for Best Standup Comedian." In other news, Fitzsimmons recently released his brand new CD, Fitz of Laughter.

 

March 17, 2006
The Kid is Back

Comedian Jimmy Pardo demands respect, and maybe some day he’ll get it. Even though he’s one of the finest standup comedians working today and he's got a number of impressive credentials on his resume, Jimmy still feels like audiences, other comedians and even BOB&TOM don’t always give him the love he deserves. While we always enjoy talking to Jimmy, he's developed a reputation for getting into fights with the our other guests, and has been known to walk off the show from time to time (he claims he only did this once, but we've got out people looking through the archives to verify). Though "the kid" is great on the radio, it's his face that's the real money maker which is why you should make sure to see Pardo perform live when the opportunity presents itself. If you can't, you can still see Pardo on the upcoming season of The Surreal Life on VH1 and in the movie, The Godfather of Green Bay.

 

March 17, 2006
Steve 'Ain't' White

Don’t let the name fool you, comedian Steve White is actually an African American. This must confuse quite a few people because Steve picked SteveAintWhite.com as his web site domain name. Steve has been featured on The Oprah Winfrey Show and Evening at the Improv and has guest stared on ABC’s Hanging with Mr. Cooper, the film Coming To America with Eddy Murphy and a number of Spike Lee Joints.

 

March 17, 2006
Under Construction
Though Stewart Huff’s website is currently under construction (or as he puts it, in design mode), we were able to dig up a little bit of information on this up and coming stand-up comedian. He’s a clean and clever comic who covers all kinds of off-the-wall topics ranging from majoring in “Rodeo” in college to the popularity of Henry VIII. It’s also been reported that his comedy is very television friendly, however, we were not able to dig up any television credits, so we’re just going to take their word for it. We’ll be able to find out for ourselves when Mr. Huff makes his first appearance on the BOB&TOM Show.

 

March 16, 2006
The Launch of
Amrican Inventor

The show American Idol has become one of the biggest hits on American Television. This phenomenon has kept viewers glued to their seats waiting to see who would win a contest that's basically Karaoke on steroids, while at the same time spawning best selling albums, sold out concert tours, and even a Grammy Award winning artist. The man behind this pop culture machine is executive producer Simon Cowell, and he’s hoping that his next reality television creation, American Inventor, will do for ABC what American Idol has done for FOX. On the show, viewers will watch as inventors of all ages present their most prized inventions, featuring everything from the wacky to the heart warming. The series premieres this Thursday, March 16th on ABC.

JORDAN WARD illustration

 

March 16, 2006
Let's Get Physical
Though Carl LaBove is billed as a stand-up comedian, he considers himself more of a stand-up storyteller. That’s because he doesn’t tell jokes so much as he’ll bring up a topic and then perform a scene about it. And when he gets going, LaBove doesn’t just tell the story; he goes into full physical reenactment mode. As you may have guessed, this style of comedy has helped Carl land a number of acting gigs including guest appearances on Seinfeld, Roseanne, The Parenthood, and a feature role in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. More recently, Carl completed filming on the Pauly Shore film, You'll Never Wiez in This Town Again.

 

March 16, 2006
Surprise, It's Tim Wilson

When we came in this morning, we had no idea we'd be joined in the studio by comedian Tim Wilson. He probably kept it a surprise because he knew a lot of us would have called in sick had we known in advance. All kidding aside, Mr. Wilson is one of our absolute favorite guests and he's a a true "friend of the show." However, no comedian causes more of a stir when they appear on the air than the southern singer/songwriter. Along with his music, Wilson is recognized for his love of NASCAR and the state of Georgia and his distrust of almost everything else. If you need proof, just listen to the piece
The Aggravator, or his song Church League Softball Fistfight, both of which can be found on the album, Happy Hour.

 
 

March 15, 2006
Dark Side of the Mooney
When you can be described as a “sarcastic, smart-ass extraordinaire with a myriad of truly original topics," there is a good chance you’ve got a bright future in stand-up comedy. Megan Mooney is proving that to be true. She’s already been seen on Comedy Central’s Premium Blend and the HBO US Comedy Arts Festival but will soon be starring in her first half-hour Comedy Central stand-up special which will be airing on March 17th. Though Mooney claims her lust for stardom began after she threw up on a stack of spelling tests back in the fourth grade, she really hit it big after moving to Austin, TX where she was named the "Funniest Person in Austin" back in 1998.

 

March 15, 2006
The Man Loves to Drive

Over the past 12 years, Carl Edwards has done two things, drive and win. Just look at his statistics over that time and you’ll see he’s been successful at all of it. He’s accumulated two NASCAR sanctioned track championships, three Rookie-of-the-Year honors, and 75 feature wins while racing on both dirt and pavement tracks across the country. Though he first broke onto the national scene as a driver for Roush Racing in the Craftsman Truck Series, he soon made a name for himself in NASCAR’s Busch and NEXTEL Cup series. In 2005 alone (his first full year in both NASCAR series), he won nine NEXTEL Cup races and five Busch races. Though he began that year as a virtual unknown, he (and his 99 Office Depot Ford) ended up finishing third in the standings.

 
Here we have the cover of Jim Gaffigan's new CD, Beyond the Pale, along with Chick's enhanced version. While Gaffigan fears the added doodle may frighten children, Chick claims this new colorful cover would help the comedy album be an even bigger seller.
 

March 15, 2006
You Might Just Learn Something
It's been a long time since we last visited with comedian Tim Bedore (well, seven days to be exact) which is why we're so eager to have him back on his special line ready to deliver another exciting edition of Vague But True. Live from his home in Minnesota where he's seated comfortably at mission control, Tim shares his thoughts on life, society, politics and his day to day activities, presented in the form of in-depth, entertaining editorials. Over the past year, these musings have helped us learn a lot about Bedore, including his thoughts on downloading movies, how woman are the cause of wars, his time spent at summer camp and his theory on how animals are trying to wipe out our species.

 

March 14, 2006
Around the Corner Comedy
Eric Hunter knew he wanted to be a standup comedian since he got his first laughs at a family reunion at the age of six. Since then he’s added a few more jokes to the act and taken them on the road to venues everywhere. A funny and clean performer, Hunter jokes sarcastically about various topics, including his friends, his Irish Catholic family, sports and the wonderful world of relationships. This will be Hunters first time on the show this year after his huge three appearance year last year. We guess that proves that Tim Bedore knows what he's talking about when he recommends a comedian.

FACTOID - Eric Hunter helped develop the very successful Carnival Comedy Challenge-a nationwide comedy talent search for Carnival Cruise Lines.

 

March 14, 2006
Where America
Turns For News

Comedian Bob Zany may not realize it by the way we treat him when he calls in, but he's our most eagerly anticipated guest each week. There are few comedians working today that have the guts it takes to come on a nationally syndicated radio show every week and perform all new material. Then to top it all off, he invites listeners to call in and fix his jokes that some have deemed 'virtually laugh free.' Sounds fun doesn't it? Catch The Zany Report every Tuesday so you too can play "Fix the Joke Baby" where the prize package includes CDs, t-shirts, and a BOB&TOM VIP membership.

 

March 13, 2006
Friend of the Show, Geechy Guy
If you've heard him speak, you're going to remember it because Geechy Guy has a voice that’s hard to mistake. You could also say that about his look, and we mean that in the nicest way. Geechy Guy is not only a favorite of the show (even though we haven't seen him in years), he's also been dubbed 'the master of one-liners' and holds a couple of comedy records including the record for most jokes told in an hour (676) and number of times winning the comedy competition on Star Search (10) back when Ed McMahon hosted. In fact, one of those wins came against sitcom superstar Ray Romano Geechy is a television veteran and has performed on almost every stand-up show imaginable. Speaking of stand-up shows, Geechy will be taking part in the upcoming Friends of the BOB&TOM Show comedy tour this Friday in Rockford, IL and Saturday in Cincinnati, OH.

PHOTO -Kristi and Geechy were comparing hand size and noticed that Geechy's hand was a LOT bigger. He says everything gets lost in his hands, Kristi says her hands make everything look bigger.

 

March 13, 2006
We're Glad This Guy's on Our Side
Whether he’s playing the President of the United States, or convincing America that they need to buy more insurance, actor Dennis Haysbert is great at what he does. Before he could be seen walking down the middle of the streets or standing near house fires or car crashes telling people about Allstate, Haysbert was protecting America with the help of Jack Bauer on the hit series
24. And though he was unfortunately killed in that series, he has been resurrected on CBS in a new role that allows him to do some of the ass kicking. On the new action/drama series The Unit, Haysbert plays the leader of a special team of covert operatives. He’s become famous for his television roles, but Haysbert has also been seen on the big screen in films such as Major League, Heat, Jarhead, Absolute Power and Waiting to Exhale.

FACTOID – Dennis Haysbert received his first Emmy nomination for his role as President David Palmer on
24.

 

 

 


"If you can't put cheese on it, it's not worth eating."
- Bob Kevoian on his philosophy on food.

"When I first met Bob Barker I told him I used to run home from pre-school to watch him. Now people say that to me."
- Marc Summers on hosting Double Dare almost 20 years ago

"If I ever get to heaven, I'm going to find the hair angel and whip his ass."
- Tim Wilson on losing hair

"I don't trust a guy I can't sleep with."
-Tim Wilson trying to make some sort of point but not saying it very clearly.

"You don't want your bed to have a defense."
- Tom Griswold on having too many throw pillows on your bed

"My grandmother died last year. She finally lost a long battle with... a bear."
- Eric Hunter

"Losing a loved one can be made a lot easier with Photoshop."
- Tom Griswold on cropping people out of pictures

"Everybody finds Jesus in prison because Satan is around the corner waiting to rape you in the shower."
- Geoff Brown

"This may surprise you, but I don't really care much about 'the hood.'"
- Tom Griswold to Geoff Brown while talking about Rap and Hip-Hop

"Who would have guessed Barry Bonds was taking steroids. Just because they turned his batting helmet into a jacuzzi."
- Bill Scheft

"How do you think they came up with swimming trunks?"
- Bob Kevoian after Chick asked if elephants could swim

"I have such a fear of commitment, I don't even like to write in pen."
- Michael Somerville

"We kick ass in the Congo."
- Bob Kevoian after comedian Guy Torry noticed that The BOB&TOM Show is everywhere

"Girls could lower gas prices if they wanted to. They just have to start sleeping with people who ride the bus."
- Chris Porter on how women rule the world

"I was the only Korean guy around growing up. My house was considered 'China Town'"
- Steve Byrne

"I think a Prepper is one step below a fluffer."
- John Evans on Tom's High School's nickname

"Nothing upsets Tom more than the fact that his ass is attached to his body."
- Chick McGee on Tom's obsession with 'ass matter'

"If I'm even in the hospital, I'm going to be in a bubble with an armed guard."
- Tom Griswold

"Sheep are the animal equivalent of Tom Griswold. They just wander around, not paying attention to anything."
- Chick McGee

"A lot of white women get nervous when a black man talks to them because they think it means they're getting fat."
- Ruben Paul on the dating scene.

"If you're not paranoid, it just means that you're not well informed."
- Tom Griswold

"I don't care about wax museums, I want to see a Brazilian Wax Museum."
- Bob Kevoian

"The happiest day in my life was when I learned the phrase 'how much is it gonna take to make this go away.'"
- Chick McGee on the ability to bribe people

"You were good on Rodney's show playing yourselves. I wasn't uncomfortable watching it."
- Bob Zany on BOB&TOM's guest appearance on Rodney

"After seeing childbirth, I was afraid the next time I had sex it was going to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
- Tommy Blaze

"I like making love with my husband because it's the only time I get control of the remote."
- Etta May

"Somebody got me a robe for a gift. Now I'm hoping I catch a cold so that I can use it."
- Jim Gaffigan

"This show is for people who don't have parents that fight."
- Chick McGee on The BOB&TOM Show

"I'm a happy guy, and I'm a happy drunk."
- Bob Kevoian

"You bring your little light saber and I'll bring my mouth."
-Mr. Sound FX-II challenging Greg Morton to a sound off.