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March 14 - 18 2005

March 18, 2005
Marking The End of Banjo Free Radio
Comedian Sean Morey's songs usually contain very heartfelt and well thought out messages. His tune Ghost Chickens in the Sky examines poultry's plight against the farmer's ax, his Man Song discusses the power struggle between men and women and On the Internet is all about how hard it is to find love in today's society. The messages may not sound as profound when accompanied by his banjo, but if you can get past that, these songs might possibly teach you a little about life, love and even yourself. Except for maybe that Hermaphrodite Song, it's just plain weird.

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March 18, 2005
Prepare to Be Roasted
If you were to say that Jeff Foxworthy made a good decision to leave his $30,000 a year job to go into standup comedy, we sure wouldn’t argue with you. Having taken his redneck brand of southern comedy into almost every form of media imaginable, there aren’t many folks out there who haven’t heard the phrase “you might be a redneck if…” Jeff is the author of best selling books, the star of Ace Award winning comedy specials, starred in his own sitcom (on two different networks), is the first comedian to ever have an album go triple platinum, the host of a weekly countdown radio show, and stars in a new sketch comedy show on The WB. Oh, and maybe you’ve heard of one of his other side projects, the highly successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour, which has spawned two comedy albums, a movie, DVDs and a hit sketch comedy show. One drawback to all this success is that it has given his contemporaries plenty of material to use against him in the upcoming Comedy Central Roast which will air this Sunday.

JORDAN WARD ILLUSTRATION

 

March 17, 2005
They Call Him
Tater Salad

Comedian Ron White has a comedy style that is as subtle as a nine-car pileup on the freeway. His stories, which usually involve his love of adult beverages, or being kicked out of somewhere (with one usually leading to the other), laugh in the face of conventional comedy. White’s not one to shy away from stating his point of view. He's blunt, and may be bit obnoxious, but somehow he makes this work for him on stage. To describe him as a testosterone-laden, good ol' boy with a Texan point of view would be an understatement, but it would explain why he teamed up with Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy to form the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Though he recently released his own very successful comedy album Drunk in Public, Ron is calling in this time to discuss the upcoming Roast of Jeff Foxworthy airing this Sunday on Comedy Central.

 

March 17, 2005
Because He's Fast...
Since his first appearance on the show, Kevin Pollak has become a legend for his piece about interviewing Christopher Walken. There's not a day that goes by that we don't get an e-mail containing the phrase "because they're fast." Fortunately for fans everywhere, Kevin Pollak's popular impression can be found on his new live comedy CD, A Little Off the Top. Though Pollak has been rediscovering his comedy roots, he's probably most well known for acting roles. He's currently teaming up with his good buddy Bruce Willis in the new action flick, Hostage. Kevin plays the father of a family being held hostage in their own home, and he's hoping that the negotiator (Willis) can get them out alive.

 

March 17, 2005
Keeping Busy
It's easy to see that A.J. Jamal is no slouch, having conquered television, film, concerts, and comedy clubs with his engaging, G-rated comedy. His broad appeal is evident when looking at the variety of television programs he’s appeared on including The Tonight Show, Comic Justice, and In Living Color along with standup specials on HBO and Showtime. A former I.B.M. computer engineer, Jamal's taken his analytical and perceptive comedy to every conceivable venue from Radio City Music Hall to college campuses across the country. But he’s got more going on than just his standup act, Jamal’s also an accomplished filmmaker, animator, and president of his own animation company.

 

March 16, 2005
NASCAR's Bad Boy
Every sport needs a good villain, and NASCAR is no different. Love him or hate him, Tony Stewart wears that black hat with pride. Not only is he one of the most aggressive and entertaining drivers to watch, he also remains a fan favorite because every weekend you can find him near the top of the standings. Growing up in Indiana, home of the world famous Indianapolis 500, Stewart began his racing career at the age of seven racing go-karts. His first major series championship came five years later when he won the World Karting Association National Championship, but that was only a precursor of what lie ahead. After only a few short years in Indy Car racing, Stewart captured the IRL Championship in 1997 and then won the NASCAR Winston Cup Championship in 2002. Tony currently drives the #20 Home Depot Chevrolet in the NASCAR NEXTEL Cup series, where he's having a very good season. Tony is ranked sixth in the points standings and is hoping to get his first win of the year this weekend at the Golden Coral 500.

 

March 16, 2005
The Norman Fell of Blue Collar Comedy
It wasn’t all that long ago that Bill Engvall was famous for his “Here’s Your Sign,” standup comedy. And though that phrase and comedy piece launched him into the spotlight, nothing can compare with the fame brought on by being a part of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour phenomenon. Even though he is considered to be the Norman Fell of the funny foursome, Bill is reaping the rewards of Blue Collar branded CD’s, DVD’s, TV sketch comedy shows and a feature film. Now, to add to the ever-growing list of Blue Collar entertainment, Comedy Central is putting on a Roast of the group’s ‘leader,’ Jeff Foxworthy. Ron White, Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy and a series of other celebrities will take their turn roasting Foxworthy, and we’re guessing the show will contain more than a few redneck jokes. The Jeff Foworthy Roast airs Sunday, March 20 on Comedy Central.

 

March 16, 2005
Move It or Lose It
Tim Bedore, the man behind the exciting feature Vague But True, has been on the move now for what seems like an eternity. For the past month or so, Tim’s been trying to relocate from LA to the Midwest and has had nothing but problems. From incompetent movers, to having to stay in his in-law’s basement, it’s just been one inconvenience after another. But through it all, Tim’s remained dedicated to his legions of adoring fans by continuing to write and share his thoughts in the weekly VBT editorials. We’re just hoping that Tim’s new installment is a little less graphic than last week’s.

 

March 15, 2005
Man About Hollywood
George Lopez has been getting a lot of acting gigs since his ABC sitcom, George Lopez became a hit, but what few fans realize is that his first high profile performance came in the movie
Ski Patrol. This film didn't turn out to be the box office smash George had anticipated, but that didn’t keep him from eventually becoming one of Hollywood’s busiest stars. Along with perfecting his ever improving golf game in tournaments all over the country, George stays true to his roots by regularly performing standup comedy. During his last run, he sold out seven consecutive shows at the Universal Amphitheater, setting a record for the venue. This week on his ABC sitcom, George's wife is looking for something more fulfilling to do so she decides to home school his mom. When this causes tension around the house, George tries to find a better career option for his wife.

 

March 15, 2005
Tuesdays with Zany
Legendary comedian Bob Zany is set to deliver his eagerly anticipated Zany Report once again and we can barely contain our excitement. Having had a week to prepare, Bob is once again ready to present what he thinks is top-notch material in hopes of creating the biggest, funniest, most spectacular Zany Report of all time. However, if for some reason you aren’t exhausted from laughing when it’s all said and done, Bob's still got BobZany.com to fall back on. It's there that you can test your hand at punch line writing by playing Fix The Joke Baby, and while you're at it, why not pick up one of those "Eat Salmon the Other Pink Meat" T-shirts?

 

March 14, 2005
Give Scheft For the Holidays
Former standup comedian turned writer, Bill Scheft pens the the column "The Show" in Sports Illustrated, and is the author of one of the greatest novels of our generation, The Ringer, but right now he's first and foremost a sports fan. More specifically, a Boston sports fan. You probably couldn't find a happier guy right now since his New England Patriots won their third Super Bowl in four years and his Boston Red Sox are getting ready to start defending their first World Series in 86 years. We're sure with all this excitement in his home town, and the steroid scandal, Bill's got more than enough material to write about. Aside from all this sports talk, Scheft is by far one of the most comically gifted geniuses we've ever had on the show, and appears on the newest BOB&TOM album, Odd Balls. Did we mention that his book would make a great gift?

 

March 14, 2005
Who You Gonna Call? Mythbusters!

Adam Savage, the non-beret wearing co-host of Mythbusters holds many more titles than that of an urban legend debunker. He’s also an animator, graphic designer, stage and interior designer, carpenter, welder, scenic painter, research and development supervisor, package designer, actor and writer. For the rest of his accomplishments, see the back of his business card. When not appearing on one of the Discovery Channel’s most popular programs, Adam keeps busy as a special effects guru in Hollywood, working on technologically advanced films like Star Wars Episodes I & II, The Matrix sequels and Terminator 3. This week on Mythbusters, Jamie and Adam tackle the questions of when the battery was invented, how to rebuild a crash test dummy, and what's the best way to cool a six-pack. Make sure to catch all the fun every Wednesday on Discovery.

FACTOID - Adam once appeared in a Charmin ad, in which he played Mr. Whipples' stock boy.

FACTOID - Adam Savage also worked on Galaxy Quest, one of our Top 100 Comedy Films of all time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


"If I'm missing out on the finer things of life, that means I'm just waiting to die. So while I'm waiting, I'm having a big glass of scotch."
- Ron White

"I'm the Nostradamus of nicotine."
- Bob Kevoian on predicting that eventually you wouldn't be able to smoke in public

"Never say Robin Williams and writing in the same sentence. Robin does cover versions of other peoples jokes."
- Bill Scheft

"At the heart break hotel, you check in at the counter, but you check out at the toilet."
- Floyd Tucker

"Comedian Joel Lindley has serial killer strength."
- Chick McGee

"Well I hope you're happy, you've ruined Christmas."
- Mark Gross reliving what a lady told him at his worst gig ever.

"Have a seat, John, because coffee's for closers."
- Chick McGee to a caller that 'sealed the deal' after mentioning the BOB&TOM Show on a first date

"It doesn't matter what I do in my career, one of the things I care about most is being quoted on bobandtom.com"
- Frank Caliendo

"Don't cry. You look fat when you cry."
- Pete Lee on how he gets his girlfriend to stop being upset with him.

"I grew up pretty nonreligious, thank god."
- John Evans

"I've been trying to read more, but I've found out that I'm illiterate."
- Tim Northern

"I had my ex-wife air-brushed on my windshield so that it looks like I'm running her monkey-ass over."
- Geoff Brown

"I haven't been working out a lot lately, but I've been making up for it by eating a lot of cake."
- Greg Hahn

"I guess the NHL season is going to start when hell freezes over."
- Bob Kevoian

"If you suffer from depression, the last thing you want to do is take up the game of golf."
- Bob Kevoian

"There are so many CSI's on TV that I think I could do an autopsy at this point."
- Nick Griffin

"A happy stripper is a productive stripper."
- Bob Kevoian on the self-esteem of exotic dancers

"My house is like a frat house with money."
- Tom Griswold

"Everyone has bigger breasts than Sandra Bernhardt."
- Bob Kevoian

"How come every time you want to say something cool it's a French word? Can't we come up with our own?
- Gallagher

"If you do magic in the 'hood and the brothers can't figure it out, they want to fight."
- Anthony Griffith on his former career as a magician

"Are you going to buy something, or are you just going to stand there?"
- Ernie Furglar