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March 20 - 24 2006

Chick has worked his artistic magic on Kathleen Madigan's new CD. Breathtaking isn't it?

In Other Words
St. Louis native, Kathleen Madigan has starred in her own HBO and Comedy Central standup specials, done television pilots, reported for ESPN2, has appeared on the Tonight Show 12 times, won the American Comedy Award for “Best Female Club Comic,” and has filled in for Kristi Lee at the B&T news desk. With all these credentials, we were as surprised as anyone when she wasn't the Last Comic Standing on the hit NBC reality show. However, she was the only one never to be challenged by her peers. With over 15 years of experience, Kathleen ranks among the funniest female comedians ever. She's a regular on Comedy Central (she's even got a new special which will air March 25th), pops up on television all the time and recently released her second CD, Shallow Happy Thoughts for the Soul, and her first concert DVD, Live in Denver.

 

Larry The
Health Inspector?

From cable guy to health inspector? Well, it's not a permanent career change, but Larry the Cable Guy is taking his act to the big screen when he stars in his first major motion picture, Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector. Now you may be thinking, 'that guy is everywhere,' and you'd be right. Larry starred in the sketch comedy show, Blue Collar TV, he's responsible for two hit concert films, a best-selling book (Git-R-Done), two chart topping comedy albums and a multi-platinum DVD special. With that track record of success, it's a safe bet that Health Inspector will pack the theaters and make a killing at the box office, so you'd better grab your sleeping bag and get in line now if you want tickets.

FACTOID: Larry's new film also stars friends of the show Tony Hale (Buster on Arrested Development) and Tom Wilson (Biff from Back to the Future).

 

R.O.C.K. in the NCAA
No musician exemplifies the Midwest like legendary rock artist John Mellencamp. With or without the 'Cougar' in his name, fans have been enjoying his music for years. From Jack & Diane to Peaceful World, John has been evolving his music and expanding his song book with hit after hit and album after album. His most recent release, Word's & Music: John Mellencamp's Greatest Hits, captures 25 years worth of Mellencamp's best work. Currently you can see Mr. Mellencamp on CBS during all of their NCAA Men's Basketball broadcasts because his song R.O.C.K. in the USA is the official theme songs of this year's March Madness Tournament.

JORDAN WARD illustration

 

Friends With Frank Caliendo
Frank Caliendo is the man behind the best John Madden impression ever caught on tape, however, these day's he's being recognized even more for his George W. Bush. Since his last appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, Frank's performance has been circulating the internet and forwarded to almost everyone's inbox. It got so big in fact that The Late Show decided to re-air that almost immediately. For those of you who aren't familiar with Frank, he has many more voices in his arsenal than any one comedian should be allowed to have. Each time he calls us on the phone, Caliendo impresses us with a variety of fantastic impressions including Al Pacino, Adam Sandler, Robin Williams, Jim Rome and Ted Knight just to name a few. And the scary part is that if you didn’t know better, you’d think all those celebrities right there with him. If you live in Peoria or Ft. Wayne, you can see him work his magic live as he performs with The Friends of the BOB&TOM Show comedy tour this weekend.

 

A Man For All People
With a rubber-like face and an ability to tell stories mixed with clever word-play and innuendo, comedian Tommy Chunn has been a hit on almost every televised stand-up comedy show imaginable. He's appeared on Star Search, Def Jam Prime Time, Evening at the Improv, Showtime at the Apollo, BET Comic View and even Make Me Laugh. His ability to appeal to a wide range of audiences can be traced back to his growing up in both Detroit and the culturally diverse, California. It also helps that he’s an African American that was adopted by an Asian (hence the last name Chunn) .

 

March 23, 2006
And Now, A Poem
Comedian, poet, and movie buff Paul Gilmartin
has been working as one of the hosts of TBS Superstation's long running program, Dinner and a Movie since 1996. Every Friday, Gilmartin hosts a blockbuster feature film while at the same time giving out instructions and recipes to viewers so they can prepare a perfectly themed meal to enjoy while watching the it. Though you rarely see Gilmartin in a kitchen, he claims his culinary skills are second to none (except for maybe the professional chef who co-hosts the program). We're not yet sold on his cooking but we do know he can serve up some fine poetry. Classics like Circus Love, Tim the Die-hard Packer Fan, and Undignified Ways to Die are highly requested pieces in the B&T Archives and have captivated the hearts and imaginations of an entire generation.

 

March 23, 2006
You Know Her
From The Office

When Friends went off the air, it looked as though NBC had lost its claim that Thursday nights were ‘Must See TV,” and for awhile, that was indeed the case. That is until they moved their new smash hit comedies My Name is Earl and The Office to Thursdays. Now both are sharing great success and many critics attribute this to the great writing and the ability of audiences to relate to the characters. Take actress Angela Kinsey’s character Angela Martin on The Office for example. Anyone who’s ever held a job in an office atmosphere has had a co-worker who was a little too tightly-wound and had no sense of humor; that's Angela. This isn’t Kinsey’s first television role, she’s also been seen on All of Us, Mat TV, Step by Step and Run of the House.

 
March 23, 2006
Dale Jones

Comedian Dale Jones has been seen on Fox TV and in the movie "Out of Time" with Denzel Washington. You can catch him at comedy clubs all over the country. Dale works regularly with highly talented comedians such as Brian Regan, Margaret Smith, Robert Schimmel, Lewis Black, Emo Phillips, Kevin Meaney, Blake Clark, Bob Nelson and Gabe Kaplan.
 

March 22, 2006
Our Favorite
Sicilian Dish

Since appearing on two seasons of NBC's comedy/reality series Last Comic Standing, Tammy Pescatelli has been a busy woman. And it's not just because she's a total knockout (though it helps), she's also one of the funniest female comics in the country. She's been one of our favorite guests for many years now but now the rest of the entertainment industry is figuring out what we've always known since she filled in for Kristi, Tammy's got a lot of potential. Recently she's ben featured on GSN's Poker Royal and US Weekly's Fashion Police and just finished work on her first Comedy Central Stand-up Special which will debut March 24th. Miss Pescatelli (that's right boys, she's single) is a Tonight Show veteran as well as a veteran of the USO tour.

 

March 22, 2006
If You Need to Market Something, Just Ask a Woman
As the CEO of Just Ask a Woman branding agency, and one of the most accomplished women in the marketing and communications industry, Mary Lou Quinlan has been dubbed “The Oprah” of marketing. Since coming up with the ‘Talk TV” style of advertising, Mary has revolutionized marketing and has been a key advisor for some of the biggest corporations in America such as Clairol, Kellogg's Special K, Tums, Estee Lauder, Wal-Mart, Bloomingdales, KFC, Johnson & Johnson and Yahoo!. Though you’d normally only find her in boardrooms and on bookshelves (she’s the author of a number of bestsellers including Time Off For Good Behavior) she can now be seen as a judge on the new Simon Cowell reality series, American Inventor Thursdays on ABC.

 

March 22, 2006
The Host of Vague But True, Tim Bedore
Tim Bedore has been on a hot streak lately with his weekly Vague But True editorials, which is why we're so eager to find out what his next installment will be about. Over the past year, these musings have helped us learn a lot about Tim, including his predictions on the upcoming year, the joy he finds in defacing SkyMall magazines, the constant struggle between being a good father and a good comedian and his theory on how animals are trying to wipe out our species. But no matter the topic, we're happy he'll be reporting on it from his new home up north, where the introverts stare at their shoes and the extroverts stare at your shoes. Plus, make sure you stick around for the conclusion of VBT because you'll want to hear Bedore sing along with his catchy little outro (as performed by the BOB&TOM Band.)

 

March 21, 2006
Five Jokes For the Laughs of One

After a seven day rest, comedian Bob Zany is poised to return to do what it is he does best, The Zany Report. Though he's often denied the laughs his jokes truly deserve, Bob hasn't given up his personal mission to deliver a Report that requires zero fixing, and gets everyone in the studio to laugh, at least once. As a safeguard, just in case this week's report doesn't live up to his lofty goal, there's always "Fix-the-Joke, Baby" and the "Bing Crosby Joke of the Week" to save the segment. Because as we all know, everything is funnier when there are prizes involved.

 

March 20, 2006
Breaking Back In

Prison breaks are normally good fodder for the climax of a feature length film, but there’s no way one could be the premise of a television drama. The FOX Network proved that theory wrong, because last season their freshman action/drama Prison Break was a smash hit. On the show, Michael Scofield is a desperate man whose brother has been arrested for a crime that Michael doesn’t think he committed. What’s even worse, his brother is on death row for this crime and the clock is ticking. With no other options left, Michael does the only rational thing he can think of and gets himself arrested too. Now he can help his brother escape prison, from the inside. Prison Break's second season begins this Monday night, and Michael's brother is still awaiting execution. Wade Williams stars as Captain Bellick in one of most anticipated episodes of any show this season. Williams has been featured on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, CSI: Miami, Six Feet Under and 24 among others.

 

March 20, 2006
The Food Network Star
There aren’t many celebrities out that that can appeal to all ages, but that’s exactly what Marc Summers does. Kids love him from his days on Nickelodeon where for 10 years he hosted games shows like What Would You Do? and Double Dare and everyone else has enjoyed his recent work on the Food Network hosting Unwrapped, Trivia Unwrapped and The Next Food Network Star. Before he began hosting though, Marc got his start warming up audiences for the hit shows Soap, Alice and Star Search. Marc is also famous for coming clean on his battle with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, which he chronicles in the book Everything In Its Place.

 

 

 


"From the bottom of my heart, you sicken me."
- Bob Zany to the cast after they all made fun of his Zany Report

"The reason there is a big "E" instead of a big "O" on the eye test chart is because if it were a big "O," women would lie about seeing it."
- John Alfrey answering Tom's question about why eye charts still use the big "E" on top

"If you can't put cheese on it, it's not worth eating."
- Bob Kevoian on his philosophy on food.

"When I first met Bob Barker I told him I used to run home from pre-school to watch him. Now people say that to me."
- Marc Summers on hosting Double Dare almost 20 years ago

"If I ever get to heaven, I'm going to find the hair angel and whip his ass."
- Tim Wilson on losing hair

"I don't trust a guy I can't sleep with."
-Tim Wilson trying to make some sort of point but not saying it very clearly.

"You don't want your bed to have a defense."
- Tom Griswold on having too many throw pillows on your bed

"My grandmother died last year. She finally lost a long battle with... a bear."
- Eric Hunter

"Losing a loved one can be made a lot easier with Photoshop."
- Tom Griswold on cropping people out of pictures

"Everybody finds Jesus in prison because Satan is around the corner waiting to rape you in the shower."
- Geoff Brown

"This may surprise you, but I don't really care much about 'the hood.'"
- Tom Griswold to Geoff Brown while talking about Rap and Hip-Hop

"Who would have guessed Barry Bonds was taking steroids. Just because they turned his batting helmet into a jacuzzi."
- Bill Scheft

"How do you think they came up with swimming trunks?"
- Bob Kevoian after Chick asked if elephants could swim

"I have such a fear of commitment, I don't even like to write in pen."
- Michael Somerville

"We kick ass in the Congo."
- Bob Kevoian after comedian Guy Torry noticed that The BOB&TOM Show is everywhere

"Girls could lower gas prices if they wanted to. They just have to start sleeping with people who ride the bus."
- Chris Porter on how women rule the world

"I was the only Korean guy around growing up. My house was considered 'China Town'"
- Steve Byrne

"I think a Prepper is one step below a fluffer."
- John Evans on Tom's High School's nickname

"Nothing upsets Tom more than the fact that his ass is attached to his body."
- Chick McGee on Tom's obsession with 'ass matter'