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March 26 - 30, 2007

Lookout, It's Jeff Daniels
If you’ve never been down to the The Purple Rose Theater for a "Live and Unplugged" show, you probably wouldn't know that actor Jeff Daniels is also an accomplished musician and theater actor. Most people only know him from his roles in hit films like Terms of Endearment, Something Wild, The Hours and Dumb & Dumber, but this summer, Jeff is returning to the stage in the Oliver award winning play, Blackbird, which will be performed at the Manhattan Theater Club from March 15 to April 29. In other news, Jeff will also be returning to the big screen in the movie The Lookout, due out in theaters Friday, March 30th. And if you'd like to sample a little bit of Jeff's music, check out his new CD Grandfather's Hat.

 

The Mind of Mencia
One of the most popular comedians in the country, Carlos Mencia has been visiting people's living rooms on a regular basis with his Comedy Central series, The Mind of Mencia, which features the observational comedian's commentary on current events, man-on-the-street films, commercial parodies and audience interaction. And while he did take a few months off to travel the country and get back to his standup roots, Mencia is back hosting his show as The Mind of Mencia returns for a third season beginning Sunday, April 1st. Fans of the show may also like to know that Season two of the series is now available on DVD.

 

The Showbiz Show, With David Spade
Actor David Spade first broke onto the scene as a reparatory player on Saturday Night Live in the mid 90’s. Along with legends like Farley, Sandler, Schnider and Hartman, Spade helped turn the flailing sketch comedy show around and bring it back to glory. Spade became famous for his cynical wit, and Weekend Update features like “Hollywood Minute.” Though he’s gone on to star in blockbuster films such as Tommy Boy, Joe Dirt and the recent film The Benchwarmers, Spade has found a home on Comedy Central with the third season of his informative program, The Showbiz Show. In it, Spade expands his Hollywood Minute format into a half-hour of poking fun at the entertainment industry, celebrities and those who cover them. The show airs Thursdays at 10pm on Comedy Central. Spade is also starring on the new CBS sitcom, Rules of Engagement.


 

Hey, Smart Guy
Frank Nicotero is a standup comedian and a self-professed trivia junkie, two traits that make him the perfect candidate to host a game show in which you make fun of stupid people and their lack of general knowledge. And no, we're not talking about Jeopardy!, Nicotero was the host of the game show, Street Smarts. And while it is his work on television that he’s primarily known for, Nicotero got his start working as a road comic, something he still enjoys doing to this day.

FACTOID – Frank Nicotero was voted “Class Clown” in high school three years in a row.

 

Big City Girl
When working as a reporter in small towns just isn’t working out, what choice do you have but to move to New York City, work as a temp, and live with whoever needs a roommate at the time? Yes, there probably are a few other choices out there, but that’s the path Tina Kim choose, and she’s still glad she did. After moving to The Big Apple, Tina decided that becoming a news anchor was no longer her ambition. Instead, she wanted to be a standup comedian. To break into the business, Kim worked at comedy clubs answering phones in return for a little stage time. These five-minute open mic stints eventually lead to her producing her own successful one-woman shows, taking her act on the road, and being featured on CNN, CNBC, NBC, MTV and VH-1.

FACTOID – Tina was the executive producer of the very first Asian American standup showcase in New York City and Boston.

 

Short Jokes
Here’s a warning to everyone in the audience, when Eric Shorts starts talking, put your drinks down, because when he gets going he’s ‘spit your beer’ funny. With a rocks star swagger and confidant stage presence, Shorts keeps crowds howling with his quick wit, adorable charm, and laugh out loud punch lines. Now let’s just see if he can pack up and bring some of that funny into the studio.

 

Mr. Sunshine
Doing stand-up comedy since 1987, mostly because he’s funny and hates having a boss, Nick Griffin has fine-tuned his act to become one of the most well rounded comics today. His comical observations cover just about everything (including fashion, love and Einstein) , so as long as you are interested in something, Nick will have you rolling in the aisles in no time. This is one of the reasons BOB&TOM chose Nick to be a featured performer on the standup special they filmed for Comedy Central. Griffin has been featured on Comedy Central's Premium Blend and The Late Show with Craig Kilborn and has also written for The Keenan Ivory Wayans Show. He may be dark, cynical, sound depressed and have a real problem getting along with women, but Griffin is still a must see if he performs in a club near you.

 
Here's a Tip From Your Uncle Lar
Chicago native, Larry Reeb, loves three things, cigars, the Bears, and dispensing helpful advice about life to unsuspecting audiences. Oh, and his wife is probably a close forth. Known around the country as Uncle Lar, Reeb is the guy you do your best to keep the kids away from at the family reunions. He may look like an average guy, but underneath that pale facade lurks sick and twisted sense of humor. We're not saying you won't find him unbelievably funny, because he is, it's just that you might feel a little dirty for laughing at some of the "Tips from your Uncle Lar."
 

Back on the Media Bandwagon
Though he's not Amish, comedian and Gentleman Farmer Drew Hastings attempted to do the unthinkable; he thought he could cut himself off from all media including television, cell phones, the internet, radio and newspapers. And while he gave it a good try, lasting nearly a month, the media proved to be far too powerful a presence for him to withstand. So now he's back on the bandwagon, embracing technology and all that comes with it. Drew may have failed in his one-man crusade against "the man" but he's still one our favorite and most frequent visitors. Currently Drew is working on expanding his one-man show “Life & Other Short Stories,” and creating a mockumentary based on his alter ego, Success Guru Jack Freeman. Drew also stars in the BOB&TOM Comedy show that will rebroadcast on Comedy Central later this week.

 

It's Time For Another Wednesday Reading
Whether he's in the studio, on the phone, or on his special ISDN line live from his home, comedian Tim Bedore joins BOB&TOM every Wednesday to bring us a new edition of his popular weekly feature, Vague But True. In these musings, Tim talks about whatever is on his mind at the time, whether that be politics, life lessons, or stories on how animals are trying to wipe out the human race. But no matter the topic, folks all over the country are glued to their radios waiting to hear what Bedore has to say. And if you happen to be one of those people, here's some good news, Tim's most popular pieces from the last few years have been compiled into a spectacular two-CD set, Vague But True, which is available now!

 

Living the High Life
Though people love television programs, it seems more and more that the water cooler discussions about TV revolve around commercials. Even the Super Bowl, which is the most watched show of the year, is often trumped by the ads that run between breaks in the game. And while the most companies have made major strides in creating memorable and humorous ads, the kings of the genre are the beer companies. These brewers of booze are responsible for some of the most beloved ad campaigns in history, and somehow they still manage to come up with new and original spots. One such ongoing series involves the removal of Miller High Life from establishments that are deemed unworthy of selling the product. Actor Windell D. Middlebrooks portrays the Miller delivery guy who’s on a mission to make sure only places that promote living the high life are allowed to serve it.

 

Hey Everybody,
It's Mike Birbiglia

We love comedian Mike Birbiglia so much, that it would be almost unbearable to go more than seven days without hearing from him. Fortunately, now that he's got his own fancy ISDN line plugged in directly to our studio, we won't have to. For those of you who don't know Mike, he is man of deep thoughts. He's a man who sleepwalks. But, he's also a traveling comedian (who occasionally gets into car accidents) which means he's not only on the road a lot, he's also got plenty of free time. Mix those three factors together and you end up with a little something he likes to call his Secret Public Journal. The Legions of adoring fans who have signed up for his newsletter get his very secret yet very public writings e-mailed directly to them on a regular basis, but out of respect for those who haven't joined, Mike is taking his musings on a little something he likes to call his Sleepwalk Across America Tour.

 

It Only Sounds Like We're Not Laughing
It’s time again for everyone’s favorite weekly feature, The Zany Report starring comedy legend Bob Zany. In case you’re new to the show or are unfamiliar with the concept of The Zany Report, we’ll explain how it works. Every Tuesday, Bob Zany calls in to deliver a handful of jokes based on current events and comical news stories. Though his intention is to present a report that is hilarious from top to bottom, it doesn’t always work out this way. Of course as good hosts, BOB&TOM are always kind enough to point out which of his jokes came up a little short in the laughs department. This is where you the listener come into play because Zany then invites a lucky fan to call in and fix one of his flat punch lines in a little game he calls Fix-The-Joke Baby! Sounds easy, doesn’t it? To find out more, got to bobzany.com, baby!
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History Whiz
In the world of the BOB&TOM Show, Scott Dunn has become famous for his celebrity roasts and the ability to turn any event in history, no matter how important, into a comedy routine. So far he's skewered George Washington, Jesus, Frankenstein, Buddha, the first Thanksgiving, and even the funeral of Abraham Lincoln. We've enjoyed these bits so much whenever Scott has dropped by, that B&T decided to make it a regular feature, with the first installment coming this monday. We know it will be funny, but we have no idea who or what may be next?

FACTOID - Scott Dunn is also the author of two novels, The Big Cookie and Through the Turn

 

Gumbel on the
Final Four

Four schools, three games, two days and One Shining Moment, that’s all that remains in this year’s NCAA Men’s Basketball tournament. 65 teams entered, but only four are still alive, and each of them will be showcased on CBS as The Road to the Final Four continues. For four rounds now, now Greg Gumbel has been your humble host, transitioning viewers in and out of games as well as keeping America up to date on the goings on in each of the brackets. As a broadcaster, Gumbel has been around the block. He’s called play-by-play for college and pro basketball and football, Major League Baseball, the Olympics, and “Speedweek.”

FACTOID - Vote in CBS.Sportsline.com's Pontiac Game Changing Moment, and help decide which school gets a $5,000 scholarship.

 

Monday News & Sports Quiz with Dan St. Paul!
Do you think you know a lot about sports? How About News? If so, then Dan St. Paul challenges you to take his weekly topical quiz. And if you have the right answers (or can come up with a few of your own) you might be among our next group of prize package winners. To participate all you need is a brain, a sense of humor, and some general knowledge of the pop culture. Sounds easy enough, doesn't it? Take the quiz!

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I don't know if I want to die, but it wouldn't be the end of the world for me."
- Nick Griffin

"In my twenties, if there was something in bed with me, I was rubbing against it."
- Bob Kevoian on Men and Women in bed

"It's not that I have too many in my pocket, I really want you to take the mint."
- Mike Marino on people with bad breath

"You think regular crabs are bad, you should see them scramble when you heat 'em up."
- "Floyd Tucker" on genital lice and heating pads

"When strip clubs start taking credit cards it'll be the old swipe and wipe."
- Tom Griswold

"What is it about drinking that makes the adam's apples on transvestites disappear."
- Pete Johansson

"Men like women with raspy voices because they think they're done yelling."
- Moody McCarthy

"A loveless marriage means single. Look it up."
- Paul Mecurio

"Smokers, we're a dying breed."
- Bob Kevoian

"If you can rule it a suicide, you're going to lunch early."
- Mike Armstrong on the difference between real cops and cops on TV

"If a stripper can't take a little hot wax in the eye, she shouldn't be a stripper anyways."
- Donnie Baker on Strippers at Car Washes

"Today might be the day I cry on the air."
- Chick McGee

"Some people love rolling around in that fleshy Jell-o."
- Bob Kevoian on guys who enjoy heavy honeys

"I don't like chocolate on my cod."
- Tom Griswold on mixing sex and food.

"I fight like sandpaper. I may be skinny, but I'll scratch the hell out of you. I'm also a heavy bleeder."
- James P. Connolly

"Chick's dig guys with confidence. At least I think they do."
- James P. Connolly

"This guy came up and called me a righteous piece of poon. And this was after he offered me a free windshield repair."
- Andi Smith

"I tend to enjoy a complete physical more if it's done on a Saturday night."
- James Gregory

"Going to the doctor is just one uncomfortably position after another. It's a lot like being in college."
- Patti Vasquez

"I bet when you were a baby you were all mustache."
- Chick McGee to Bob

"You'd better get her a Valentine's day present if you ever want to hit that again."
- Paul Mecurio to Sean Morey on buying his woman a gift

"I get paid to be insulted by you, our guests don't."
- Kristi Lee to Tommy G.

"You know it's getting bad when you're with someone and you want to put your shirt on before your underwear."
- Dan Kaufman on getting older and out of shape

"Chick you couldn't handle a talking pussy."
- Caroline Rhea on the talking cat from her show, Sabrina the Teenage Witch

"I don't wear sweaters. There is nothing interesting about them."
- Tom Griswold

"I bet you'd make a lovely woman."
- Chick McGee to Tom Griswold

"I'm a character actor, which is a polite way of saying 'ugly.'"
- Jim Gaffigan

"I like Canada, because any country that has it's own bacon has to be a special place."
- Jim Gaffigan

"The worst thing ever created was the omelet buffet bar."
- Tom Griswold

"I'm still married to my wife because neither one of us want custody of the kids"
- Marc Yaffee

"She likes to be known as the 'Larry King' of menstruation."
- Bob Kevoian on tampons attached to suspenders

"I don't expect you to look good every day, just try to string a few days together. You don't have to be Cal Ripkin Jr. but see if you can get a streak going."
- John Evans to his wife

"They can't sell you a gun while you're crying."
- Lord Carrett on divorce

"If you've never been to a Waffle House, picture a men's restroom that sells pancakes."
-Jim Gaffigan

"You ever see that mug shot of Nick Nolte? I wish I felt that good."
- Nick Griffin

"We've always had stupid people, it's just that when I was young we didn't let them outside."
- Tammy Pescatelli on the show she wants to do called 'What the Hell is Wrong With You.'

"I will come over to your house and sit on your bed for $10."
- Chick McGee

"I was a Shushy Cat."
- Ben Folds on his former bands

"My wife starred at me like I had just asked to have a three way with her mom. No, it was way worse than that time."
-Emo Philips

"There's no 12-step program for stupid."
- Heywood Banks

"Leave it to you to look at the sad side of stripping."
- Chick McGee to Kristi Lee