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March 31 - April 4
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April
3, 2003
Tammy Pescatelli: Sitting
In for Kristi Lee Thursday & Friday!
Since Kristi Lee is taking a well deserved vacation, Bob &
Tom have spun the wheel of possible guest news reporters and lucky
for everyone it stopped on comedienne Tammy
Pescatelli. Tammy is an accomplished standup whos considered
to be one of the hardest working women in comedy. Not only has
she performed with almost every top name in comedy today, she
used to live next door to a midget porn star, calls her breasts
Titonis, and has an alter ego named Dr. Dago.
SIDE NOTE
- Pescatelli is a Sicilian name, so Chick had better stay on her
good side this time around because we wouldn't want her "family"
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April 3, 2003
It's
a Sick World and Larry Reeb is a Happy Guy!
Larry
Reeb is the guy you try your hardest to keep the kids away
from at the family reunions. You know the one... wondering around
the party, dispensing unsolicited, yet thought provoking advice
to anyone and everyone that will listen. It doesn't matter the
topic. You could be discussing the joys of raising children, nipple
piercing, your last adulterous affair or even football... Uncle
Lar's got tips on everything. "It's a sick world, and I'm
a happy guy," says Reeb. "If this were a perfect world,
I'd be unemployed." |
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April
3, 2003
Frank Caliendo
Frank
Caliendo
is one of the most impressive impressionist working today. What
makes him such a coveted talent is that the range of characters
he can imitate is so vast. Few if any comedians can match Caliendo's
versatility when it comes to performing as John Madden, Ted
Knight, Adam Sandler, Robin Williams, Al Pacino, Jim Rome and
many more. He can pull these voices out in an instant and will
often have the different characters involved in entire conversations
with one other. He seamlessly flows from one voice to he next,
and all of his impressions are dead on accurate. Just listening
on the radio, you'd swear the room was full of celebrities,
but in fact, it's just Frank Caliendo, and his split personalities.
Caliendo can be seen showing off his talents each week on the
sketch comedy show MAD
TV, and he regularly appears on
the FOX NFL Pregame Show,
FOX Sports Network, and Jimmy
Kimmel Live.
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April
1, 2003
He Travels So You Don't Have To
Michael Palin, famous for his work in Monty
Pythons Flying Circus, is making
his way around the world, one documentary at a time. The comedy
legend is crossing the baron Sahara Dessert in a four part series
for the Bravo
network. This is his fifth expedition in the Michael
Palins Travels series, and hes lucky to have made
it this far. Hes crossed the globe from Pole to Pole, and
visited the countries of the Pacific, suffering Delhi Belly, Saigon
Stomach, Camel Poisoning, cracked ribs, near drowning and rifle
fire along the way. After all that, the Sahara should be a walk
in the park. Michael
Palins Travels: Sahara airs
Sundays on Bravo, beginning April 8. Palin has also released a
book chronicling his travels, Sahara,
which is available everywhere.
FACTOID
In 2002, Michael Palin received a Lifetime Achievement
Award at the British Comedy Awards. |
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April
1, 2003
April
Fool
It's April Fools Day, and as prank
on comedian Bob
Zany, Bob & Tom have decided to laugh hysterically at
every one of the jokes in this week's
Zany Report. Will Zany be able to
figure out that his new found success is nothing more than a
clever ruse, or will it take the real laughs enjoyed by our
Fix The Joke Baby (live)
contestant to convince him? Either way, it's bound to be a good
time. Plus, some lucky fan will walk away with a boatload of
prizes including a one year BOB&TOM
VIP membership, a couple of ultra
cool T-shirts and a copy Zany's highly sought after CD
I Just Can't Win Baby.
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April
1, 2003
And
Then There Were Four
We're down to the Final Four of this years NCAA Men's Basketball
tournament, and with three of the top seeds getting knocked
off in the same weekend, people everywhere are throwing in the
towels on their office pools. Heavy favorites Kentucky and Arizona
were both upset and are now gone from competition, which means
the race to the championship is wide open. Kansas, Syracuse,
Texas or Marquette, who will take the crown? Dick
Vitale is back with his weekly report to tell us how this
wacky weekend unfolded, and give us his predictions as to which
team will be cutting down the nets as National Champions.
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| Pat Stoner, who is running for re-election
as a South Milwaukee alderman, has been noticing his signs disappearing
from neighborhood lawns. Read
the article! special thanks to Jim Stingl and The Milwaukee
Journal Sentinel |
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March 31, 2003
Hall
Of Fame Catcher
Johnny Bench
Elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1989,
Johnny Bench
is undoubtedly one of the greatest catchers ever to play the game.
His successes include National League Rookie of the Year (1968),
National League MVP (1970 & 1972), World Series MVP (1976),
14-time All-star, and ten time Golden Glove award winner. In 1980,
Bench set an endurance record by catching in over 100 games for
13 consecutive seasons. In 1999, Johnny received the esteemed
honor of selection to the All-Century Baseball Team. No longer
behind the plate, Bench spends most of his time playing in golf
tournaments all over the country, some of them alongside Bob Kevoian.
The two will be playing together in the upcoming Johnny
Bench Turnberry Celebrity Invitational. |
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