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April 5, 2002
On the Road and Behind the Scenes with Peter Brady
For years The Travel Channel has been taking viewers to places they have never been. Now they are taking them places previously impossible to visit. Join host John Ritter as he takes you to Hazard County, the Batcave, J.R. Ewing's Texas Ranch and with a little help from Christopher Knight (formerly Peter Brady), wherever it was that the Brady Bunch lived.

"I never knew that it was an actual house until a couple of years ago," says Knight about the real life Brady house. "I knew the inside of the house was on the studio lot, but I recently found out I lived right down the street in LA from the house used for the outside shots."

Knight's role on TV Road Trip is to cover the area near his home, Los Angeles. "I take people to the beaches where Baywatch is filmed, the Batcave (which is under the "Hollywood" sign) and the Melrose Place apartments."

Though he grew up Brady, Knight is staying an arms leangth away from Hollywood. He is now focused on his hi-tech ventures in Silicon Valley. "You've probably seen my products on the shelves at Circuit City."

Join John Ritter, Christopher Knight, Adam West, and "Cooter" from the Andy Griffith Show , on TV Road Trip premiering on the Travel Channel, April 7th.

 
April 4, 2002
The Longest Saturday Night
Tim meadows was a member of of the Saturday Night Live cast for nine years, tieing him with Phil Hartman and Kevin Nealon as the longest running cast member in the shows history.
"You would think I would have got a gold watch or something," says Meadows. "The door hit me in the back on the way out... that was about it."

While serving his time, Meadows created a slew of memorable characters including the Leon Phelps, AKA "The Ladies Man." And though he kind of misses his SNL days, he says he has no interest in hosting the show, at least not for a while.

Tim said the hardest part of leaving SNL was that it was like leaving a steady job. Fortunately for Meadows, he's now found a new home on the NBC sitcom, Leap of Faith, which by the way is from the creators of hit show Sex & the City. On the show Meadows plays Lucas, the misunderstood boss of the title character, Faith. "He's somebody who had a lot of success as a child, and now has to do nothing. He's the genius that no one understands."

Meadows got his start in comedy in Chicago with a small improv group, and later moved on to Second City. He has since starred in a couple of SNL studio movies including Waynes World 2, Coneheads, and The Ladies Man.

After leaving SNL behind, Tim remained on NBC TV, starring in the short lived sitcom The Michael Richards Show. He hopes that Leap of Faith, is a little better recieved by audiences. "It's a fun show, and we've got a great time slot after Friends," says Meadows. 'I think people will like us."
 
April 4, 2002
Gabe's No Longer Playing the Game
Gabriel Cade was one of the youngest members on Survivor: Marquesas, and from the very beginning he said he wasn't there to "play the game." When his tribe mates didn't want him to play the game either, Cade became the fifth person voted out, and the first member of the Rotu tribe asked to leave.

While on the show, Gabe was one of the favorites to win. He had developed somewhat of leadership role in Rotu. But, like Sarah Jones in the previous week, Gabe became the victim of the unexpected switch-a-roo, when the two teams were shuffled together and split randomly. Though Gabe remained in the same tribe, the addition of three new faces forced him to pick sides, and evidently he choose poorly. His old tribe mates no longer trusted his loyalty to them, and his new team members decided they could win favor with the other side, and maybe gain a numbers advantage for future votes, by voting Gabe out. In unanimous vote, Gabriel was asked to leave the tribal council and say good-bye to his fellow players.

"My life only got better once I was off the show," says Gabe about the rest of his stay in the Marquesas. He got to spend time with the other castoffs, scuba diving and hiking. In the future, Gabe hopes to be on another one of Survivor Producer, Mark Brunette's shows, the Eco-Challenge Race. Just goes to show that being a castoff isn't all that bad.

FACTOID - When asked about his restraint when getting into it with survivor team mate Sean, Gabe said "You don't get into a battle of wits with an unarmed man."
 
April 4, 2002
Tara Reid: Absolute Beauty
The lovely actress Tara Reid is helping to revive the classic comedy tradition that is the National Lampoon... creaters of Animal House, Vacation and many others. In her new movie, National Lampoon's Van Wilder, Tara returns to the college campus as a college newspaper reporter assigned to do a story on a professional college student who has no intention of ever graduating.

"This is a funny movie," says Tara. "I mean, it's National Lampoon. That means there are going to be classic lines and classic scenes."
Tara is no stranger to funny films, having already been in two of the biggest comedies to come in years, American Pie, and American Pie 2. Those escalated her career to new heights, but it's this role that has finally put her in the spot light.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder starts Friday, April 5th.

FACTOID - Tara Reid was the first woman to be a two time cover girl of Maxim magazine.
 
April 3, 2002
Tina Wesson After the Outback
Tina Wesson, winner of Survivor: Australian Outback, has had her life turn upside down since coming back from "down under" and it's more than just the million dollars in her bank. Before leaving for the Outback, Tina was a personalized nurse in Tennessee, but after finding fame and fortune on the hit reality show, she is making appearances all over the country, and maybe sees home five days a month.

"Things were really busy there for a while," says Tina. "I had to give up nursing, because I couldn't put the kind of time needed into it. There is no way I could have a job where I had to spend any time around home."

She is still watching each episode of the new edition of Survivor: Marquesas, which Tina calls Survivor: Vacation. "When those folks took the blankets instead of the food in that reward challenge, I knew they weren't starving like we were." Tina isn't being asked to do as much commentary for this version of Survivor as she was for the Africa season, so this has given her more time to do work for charity, which she really enjoys. Wesson is teaming up with pop superstar Cher to help raise money for the Children's Craniofacial Association. For the third year in a row, CCA is holding a raffle for a Harley Davidson Heritage Motorcycle autographed by Cher to help raise funds for CCA's important work. Register to win!

FACTOID - Actually more of a "Rumoroid"... Tina says that an "Ultimate Survivor" has been discussed, reuniting former contestants to compete one more time
 

April 2, 2002
Tony Stewart's True Speed
Even though he's only been on the Winston Cup NASCAR Circuit for 3 years, Tony Stewart is constantly considered a championship threat. He has never finished lower than sixth in the total points standings, and in 2001 finished second behind only Jeff Gordon. "The toughest part about racing is the drive home," says Stewart. "I have to find a route where I don't have to turn right."

Growing up in Indiana, home of the world famous Indianapolis 500, Stewart began his racing career at the age of seven racing go-karts. His first championship came five years later at the age of 12, While driving for his first sponsor, Dairy Queen, he won the World Karting Association National championship. "I thought I had the coolest sponsor ever. Part of my deal was that every weekend after the race, I would get a free chocolate shake. At that age, I thought I was the man."

From there, Stewart has gone on to win many other championships, including an IRL title in only his second season of racing in that league (In his first season, he was the Rookie of the Year).

After a very successful stint in the IRL, Stewart moved on to NASCAR, racing in both the Winston and Busch Series. He's been driving the #20 Home Depot Sponsored Pontiacs since entering NASCAR, and is one of the most intense drivers on the track each and every week.

He's not content to stay confined to a NASCAR, however. Tony finds alternative machines to race whenever he has the time. When asked what his team owner, Joe Gibbs, thought about his extracurricular activities, Tony said "I found that it's easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission with Joe."

Tony's new book, True Speed: My Racing Life chronicles his 23 year racing career.

FACTOID - Tony Steward is also the only driver ever to finish both races in the grueling "double duty," consisting of the IRL's Indy 500, and the NASCAR Winston Cup Coca-Cola 600 in the same day.

 

April 1, 2002
Dennis Quaid Plays The Rookie
The hardest thing for actor Dennis Quaid to pick up while researching his role in the upcoming Disney film The Rookie wasn't learning how to portray the little league coach turned pro baseball player, it was learning how to throw a pitch again. Having not played baseball since grade school, Quaid got at home lessons from Major League pitchers and even got to test his skills out on the mound at Dodger Stadium. "It was like a big fantasy camp," said Quaid Actors have it so rough.

One thing Dennis didn't have to learn while hanging out with real life "Rookie" Jim Morris was how to pitch as a "south paw," because Quaid is also a natural lefty. "It was just a nice little coincidence," says Quaid. "Fortunately, because of that, we didn't have to reverse the film or anything like that." However, Dennis never tried his heat with the radar on him to time his pitches. "I didn't want to embarass myself. I'd rather not know how fast I was able to throw the ball. I just wanted to look like I knew what I was doing."

The film focuses on the real life story of a high school chemistry teacher and baseball coach that makes a bet with his players that if they win their district championship, he will find a major league team to try out with. The team holds up their end of the bargain, so the coach and his 98 mph fastball head to camp and eventually make the team... becoming the oldest rookie in Major League Baseball history. It's an unbelievable story, which is why it is capturing audiences across the country. "If this had been fiction, I wouldn't have done it. No one would have thought anything like this was possible," says Quaid.

Dennis is the younger brother of actor Randy Quaid (Cousin Eddie from Vacation) and both have made there marks in Hollywood. Dennis left drama school when he was twenty and made his way into films not long after. His first noticeable role was in the classic college bicycle race movie Breaking Away, but it wasn't until he played astronaut Gordon Cooper in The Right Stuff.

FACTOID - Dennis Quaid is also a talented singer and song writer, having even performed songs for three of his movies, playing a musician in each one.

 

April 1, 2002
The Balcony Still Belongs to Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert is easily one of the most recognized film critics in the world, and coincidentally has been working as a critic longer than anyone else in his field.

Having spent most of his career working in the print media (The Chicago Sun-Times), it's no surprise that Ebert has published a novel. Don't let the title fool you, his book, Great Movies, details his thoughts on the greatest movies of all time. Ebert says that he reviews most of his movies on emotion. "I want a movie that I can talk about and debate after it's over. People go to movies to change there mood, that's what makes them great."

After reviewing so many films, some might think that going to movies would become a bit of a chore, but not to Ebert. "I find that the more movies I go to, the more I like doing it." Roger compares this to someone watching football who has no idea what is going on. "If you are watching a game, it may just look like a bunch of guys in colored shirts running around. But when you know the game, you can understand the strategy, and see what they are trying to do, what they failed at, and what happened by mistake. It's the same with movies."

As a film critic, Roger Ebert is probably best well known for his long running syndicated review show "Siskel & Ebert," the birth place of the famous "two thumbs up." That program ran for over 20 years, and though Gene Siskel has passed on, Ebert continues to review films for TV audiences with new partner Richard Roeper on Ebert and Roeper.

FACTOID - Roger Ebert was the first film critic ever to win a Pulitzer Prize, but he actually began his print career as a sports writer at the age of 15.

 

 

 


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-"Larry King"

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-"Larry King"
( Describing Gwyneth Paltrow at the Oscars.)

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I broke up with my girlfriend the other day. I guess girls seem to like guys who have goals... nobody teaches you that kind of thing.
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I cuss and smoke... I guess I am one of those Lynyrd Skynyrd Baptists.
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If it's true that you can see an inch more of your penis with every 35 lbs you lose, that Jared guy must look like a 12 inch sub.
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I always flirt with lesbians. It's like hitting balls at the driving range... good practice, without the pressure.
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