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April 3 - 7 2006

 
April 7, 2006
Here's a Tip From Your Uncle Lar
Uncle Larry Reeb is the guy you do your best to keep the kids away from at the family reunions. Everybody has that relative, the one that wanders around the party, dispensing unsolicited, and often frightening advice to anyone and everyone within ear shot. And don't think you can find a topic he doesn't have an opinion on; you could be discussing the joys of raising children, nipple piercing, your last adulterous affair or even football. and Uncle Lar's still got a 'helpful' tip for you. "It's a sick world, and I'm a happy guy," says Reeb. "If this were a perfect world, I'd be unemployed."

FACTOID - Larry is one of the many performers taking part in the huge BOB&TOM comedy show that's being taped for Comedy Central
 

April 7, 2006
Friday Starts The Weekend!

When comedian Greg Hahn takes the stage, he brings an energetic, all-out style of physical humor, one-liners and crowd work unlike you've ever seen. And once he get's going there's no stopping him because he doesn't have time for laughs, he's out to create immediate pandemonium and panic. Hahn will wear an audience out with his rapid-fire jokes leave them holding their sides, trying to catch their breath in no time. Though Hahn's resume includes numerous television appearances and headlining countless comedy clubs, his true calling may be as a speaker at corporate functions. Hahn is famous for stepping behind the podium during stuffy business events and pretending to be a guest speaker, only to launch into his bizarre antics. Needless to say, it takes everyone in attendance completely off guard.

FACTOID - Guess what? Hahn is also one of the performers taking part in the huge BOB&TOM comedy show that's being taped for Comedy Central

 

April 7, 2006
You Were Meant For Steve
You wouldn’t think a guy that writes songs like Dog Doo Blues #48 and I Killed Walter Matthau was the same guy who discovered folk princess Jewel Kilcher, but singer/songwriter Steve Poltz is that guy. Poltz, the co-author of Jewel’s smash hit single You Were Meant For Me, began his music career as a member of the The Rugburns. With their off-the-wall lyrics and a style that blended folk, punk, pop and Swedish death metal, the band developed a dedicated cult following. The Rugburns released three albums before Steve decided it was time to pursue a solo career. Not content with being confined to one genre, Poltz writes songs that cover the entire musical spectrum. He’d sing beautiful folk tunes as the opening act for Jewel, then release an entire album of 46-second songs that he’d used as outgoing messages on his answering machine (such as the very popular, Sugar Booger). Poltz has recorded five solo albums including his most recent release, Chinese Vacation.

FACTOID – Steve Poltz once made a living selling pipe nipples.

FACTOID – "You Were Meant For Me" stayed on the Billboard Top 100 chart longer than any other song in history.

 

April 7, 2006
Also Known as The Ukulele Lady

Victoria Jackson's first (of 20) appearances on the
Tonight Show with Johnny Carson consisted of performing her famous act of doing a handstand and reciting poetry. Who’d have thought all those years of gymnastics her gym teacher father put her through would help break her into showbiz? Though she spent her first few years in ‘the business’ supporting herself as a cigarette girl, typist and waitress, Victoria eventually made a name for herself doing stand up comedy. Those roots helped land her movies roles, TV guest spots and a gig on Saturday Night Live where she spent six memorable seasons. Victoria isn’t as active as she was in her SNL days, now that she’s back with her high school sweetheart and raising kids, but she does still find time to take to the stage and perform stand-up. We’re not sure if the handstand is still in the act.

FACTOID – Victoria Jackson recorded a children’s music album titled Ukulele Lady. The album also features singing by her husband the cop and her daughter Scarlet.

 

April 6, 2006
Easy to Enjoy

With a nicely pressed shirt and a sarcastic sense of humor, comedian Keith Alberstadt is becoming a popular act among club goers. Alberstadt’s brand of humor is laid back and easy to enjoy because his material is based on the kind of observations any audience can relate to including everything from fantasy football to being the whitest white guy you’ll ever meet. You may not know Keith personally, but he’ll remind you of your witty uncle, clueless bachelor friend and favorite drinking buddy all in one. Keith has been active in clubs across the country, has participated in a number of comedy festivals and just took part in the Comics on Duty Tour over in Iraq.

FACTOID – Chick McGee says that Keith Alberstadt looks like he could have been a member of the evil fraternity in the movie Animal House.

 

April 6, 2006
He'll Play All Your Favorites,
If He Can Remember the Words

Heywood Banks has been a mainstay on BOB&TOM albums almost from the very beginning, which is why it's no surprise the "Toast" loving singer/songwriter was featured twice on the most recent project Happy Hour with his tunes Teenie Tiny Tattoo and What's Under Bob's Hat?. Armed with his ever-tuned guitar, and an adequate grasp of his hysterical lyrics, Heywood will be joining us in the studio to do what he does his best; make everyone's early mornings bright by singing tunes that you just can't help but smile to. But if you can't wait till he stops by to hear hear some classic Heywood, you can purchase his albums at ComedyHome.com. VIP members can get their fix even quicker by checking out the Heywood Banks Audio Page.

 

April 5, 2006
Hits & Giggles
Tim Cavanagh is a man who can write a song about anything. What's even more impressive is that most of the time he can perform them in under a minute. Just check out his two most recent CD’s, The One Minute Song volumes 1 & 2 to see for yourself. In these tunes, Tim tackles topics ranging from having a house full of dead baboons to America's under appreciation of Columbus Day, and each one is accompanied by his often overlooked guitar stylings. Cavanagh has been featured on ten different B&T albums and is the man we turn to whenever we need a tribute to something obscure. His most recent example of this was the fabulous Cheney's Got a Gun parody that explored the bizarre hunting accident of our vice president, Dick Cheney.

 

April 5, 2006
The Vague But True Tales of Tim Bedore
Over the past 20 years Tim Bedore has spent thousands of hours entertaining audiences, though it wasn't always on stage. He began his career on the radio, only later taking his act live, in front of audiences. He's headlined comedy clubs across the country and is one of the few comics with the ability to double as a broadcaster. For those of you who regularly tune into National Public Radio, you may have heard Tim's reoccurring radio commentary, Vague But True. Bedore has written and recorded hundreds of entertaining installments of this popular segment since its debut back in 1997; and now he shares them with us each Wednesday. Wonder what this week's topic will be?

 

April 4, 2006
Get on the Birbigs Bus
He’s funny, he’s handsome, and we learned last week that he's not got his own traveling bus. Of course we’re referring to stand-up comedian and journal writing extraordinaire, Mike Birbiglia. Whether on the phone, on the road or in the studio, we’ve been treated, for longer than we can remember, to Mike’s monologues that he calls his "Secret Public Journal.” That is, except for last week when he had forgotten to write one. We've been told that this won't happen again though, so we should be getting an all new episode when he gives us a ring. But, If you're like us and just can't wait to hear his next entry, make sure you check out Mike’s website or his mySpace account where you can explore his pizza blog, numerous pictures and a store full of t-shirts, head shots and CDs including My Secret Public Album and Two Drink Mike, that are perfect for anyone who enjoys stuff.

FACTOID - If there is a link we forgot to add, we're sure you'll be able to find it at his website, www.birbigs.com.

 

April 4, 2006
Bobbing For Jokes

The lovable Bob Zany is set to deliver his eagerly anticipated Zany Report and we couldn't be more excited. Because he's had a full week to prepare, we're sure Zany will be bringing his A-material for what is sure to be the biggest, funniest, most spectacular report of all time (no pressure, Bob). If for some reason you aren’t exhausted from laughing when it’s all said and done, there's always BobZany.com where you can test your hand at punch line writing by playing Fix The Joke Baby. Pick up one of those "Salmon: The Other Pink Meat" T-shirts while you're at it.

 

April 3, 2006
Exactly How Old is This Picture?

Rob Haney has been a good friend of the show and a frequent visitor to the studio for many years. And though he's an extremely funny guy and a wonderful joke teller, the most fun we have whenever he stops by is pointing out how cheap he his. And by cheap, we mean he'd squeeze a dollar so tight George Washington would scream. Along with that alarming personality trait, Haney's well known on the show for his poem about personal hygiene (which can be found on the obscure B&T album Factory Air) and his joke about the Talking Dog (which is available on the album Gone Wild).

FACTOID - Rob Haney owns his own comedy club, Wileys, in Dayton, OH

 

 

 


"For that old man, a jackpot is a bowel movement."
- Tom Griswold on the old man who hit it big in a Las Vegas casino

"Doing your own taxes is a lot like masturbation. You have to use your imagination and you pray you don't get caught."
- Rob Haney

"I am a very private person; I have an unlisted sleep number."
- Rob Haney on his Select Comfort bed

"From the bottom of my heart, you sicken me."
- Bob Zany to the cast after they all made fun of his Zany Report

"The reason there is a big "E" instead of a big "O" on the eye test chart is because if it were a big "O," women would lie about seeing it."
- John Alfrey answering Tom's question about why eye charts still use the big "E" on top

"If you can't put cheese on it, it's not worth eating."
- Bob Kevoian on his philosophy on food.

"When I first met Bob Barker I told him I used to run home from pre-school to watch him. Now people say that to me."
- Marc Summers on hosting Double Dare almost 20 years ago

"If I ever get to heaven, I'm going to find the hair angel and whip his ass."
- Tim Wilson on losing hair

"I don't trust a guy I can't sleep with."
-Tim Wilson trying to make some sort of point but not saying it very clearly.

"You don't want your bed to have a defense."
- Tom Griswold on having too many throw pillows on your bed

"My grandmother died last year. She finally lost a long battle with... a bear."
- Eric Hunter

"Losing a loved one can be made a lot easier with Photoshop."
- Tom Griswold on cropping people out of pictures

"Everybody finds Jesus in prison because Satan is around the corner waiting to rape you in the shower."
- Geoff Brown

"This may surprise you, but I don't really care much about 'the hood.'"
- Tom Griswold to Geoff Brown while talking about Rap and Hip-Hop

"Who would have guessed Barry Bonds was taking steroids. Just because they turned his batting helmet into a jacuzzi."
- Bill Scheft

"How do you think they came up with swimming trunks?"
- Bob Kevoian after Chick asked if elephants could swim