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April 5 - 9 2004

Where, When, What,
Why & The Who
If a band hasn’t put out a studio album in over 20 years, you’d begin to think that their recording days were over. In the case of The Who, you couldn’t be more wrong. The Who-Then & Now marks the first time since 1982 that the legendary classic rock band has released newly recorded material on an album. Aside from the new songs “Real Good Looking Boy,” and “Old Red Wine,” both written by Pete Townshend, the album also features a collection of the Who’s greatest hits spanning the bands entire career. It’s been 40 years since the British Invasion, but you’ll think you're back in your bean bag listening to your vinyl records when you hear Roger Daltrey belt out 18 of the band’s biggest hits like “My Generation, “ “Pinball Wizard,” “I Can See For Miles” and the theme to CSI (also known as “Who Are You.”). It’s been reported that The Who will be heading back to the studio in the near future to put together a full album of brand new songs, but if you’d like to get a taste of what’s to come, you might want to pick up a copy of Then & Now.

Jordan Ward Ilustration

 

Two Firemen in a Smoke Filled Room...
Due to his notorious reputation and all the stories that circulate about him, we're always a bit nervous to hear that comedian John Fox will be our guest in the studio. Fox is a legend among his peers in the comedy community for being one of the dirtiest joke tellers on the standup circuit, including his world famous opening joke about the two firemen caught in a compromising position. However, Fox is even more notorious for his offstage antics, most of which were captured in Pat Godwin's loving tribute,
The Legend of John Fox, including his fondness for hookers, porn, booze and leaving his condo a mess accompanied by the stench of ass and cat food. If you're still curious about the man, the myth, the legend... make sure you catch him when he comes to your town. But be warned, you may feel the need to shower after the show's over.

John Fox's CD "I'm Fat, I'm Forty & I Don't Get No Booty" is available from the BOB&TOM store!

 

China-man? Chinaman?
China Man?

We may not know exactly how to write his name out, but comedian The Chinaman is one funny dude. Mark Britten grew up in Texas under the watchful eye of a Chinese mother and a Caucasian father. This interesting mix of cultures led to a dysfunctional upbringing that Mark wouldn't give up for anything. Though his family provides more than enough material, the Chinaman's act also includes his impressions of a variety of celebrities including Governor Arnold and our new favorite, the late
Unsolved Mysteries host, Robert Stack.

FACTOID - Mark Britten provided a number of voices for the Anime cartoon DragonBall Z.

 

There Are No Mulligans in Comedy
T.P. Mulrooney, AKA the "Golf Comic," has an uncanny ability to bring humor to a sport that normally involves an array of curse words, lost balls and broken clubs. Using his standup comedy to focusing on the lighter side of golf, Mulrooney has won the hearts of duffers across the country. TP recently used his love of the game (along with the help of five talented artists,) to bring the world of golf to life in a collection of 100 cartoons. Each one of the cartoons featured in his book Renaissance Golfer holds true to Mulrooney’s philosophy of being funny about the game without making fun of the game (because doing so might lead to a beat down in the parking lot of a country club).

 

ABC's King of Friday Night
When longtime friend of the show, George Lopez was given his own sitcom, strategically titled, George Lopez (so that they could never do the show without him) he wanted to make sure it wasn't your average cookie-cutter comedy, where all life's problems could be solved in between commercial breaks. Judging by the ratings, and the fact the show's been picked up for more new episodes, he's succeeded. This means the countdown to syndication (and early retirement) has begun. This week on the show, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory party in front of his entire staff in order to gain approval from his mom. Meanwhile, his wife tries to protect the baked goods she's prepared for the Great American Bake Sale from her son, but neglects to protect them from George. George Lopez leads off ABC's TGIF lineup every Friday at 8/7c.


Bad Cop, Bad Cop,
Whatchu Gonna Do?

Comedian Mike Armstrong was such a bad cop while on the force that when he quit, three officers had to be let go because there was no need for that big of an internal affairs department anymore. Whether pulling over speeders to warn them of speed traps down the road, monitoring birds with his radar gun, or making U-Turns to avoid arriving on the scene of an accident, Armstrong personally helped strain police relations with the public almost every day. He may have struck fear in the hearts of everyone in town when he was working behind the badge, but now that he's a civillian and working on stage and off the street, we all feel a whole lot safer.

 

Good Golf Book? Must Be By John Feinstein
John Feinstein is one of the most celebrated and enjoyed sports writers ever. Don't believe us... check out these credentials. He's the author of one of the best selling sports books all-time, A Season on the Brink, where he followed coach Bob Knight for an entire season. He then left the hardwood and tackled the world of pro golf in A Good Walk Spoiled. Last year, he returned to the links for his book, Open, in which told the story of the humble public golf course, Bethpage Black, and how it was transformed into a site ready to host the US Open. This time around, Feinstein isn't so much concerned with the links, as he is with a man who's been walking them for 40 years. In his brand new work, A Caddy For Life: The Bruce Edwards Story, Feinstein takes a look at the man who made a living toting the golf bag of the legendary Tom Watson, and all the incredible stories that go along with it. Though often forgotten by the majority of the fans, Caddies do more than suggest clubs to golfers, they also get that rare glimpse into what's really going on behind the scenes. The ambition, the strategy, the rivalries, the jealousies and everything else that occurs beyond the sight of the public eye is brought to life by american's favorite sports writer

 

In Like Flynn
You’ve seen him in the Farrelly Brothers flicks, There’s Something About Mary, King Pin, and Me, Myself & Irene, but comedian Jackie Flynn is more than just a favorite of these talented directors. Comedy Connoisseurs can’t get enough of his sharp-tongued sarcasm and twisted observations, both skill he used to help him win the prestigious San Francisco International Comedy Competition. Flynn has been seen on Late Night with Conan O’Brien, and has had comedy specials on HBO, Showtime and Comedy Central.

 

Frank Caliendo & Friends
The best part about having comedian Frank Caliendo in the studio i s that you never know who he's going to bring with him. You can usually count on John Madden making a few appearances, but aside from that, it's anyone's guess as to who will pop out of his mouth. Caliendo has introduced us to a host of celebrities including Jim Rome, Rush Limbaugh, Al Pacino, Adam Sandler, Terry Bradshaw and even the late Ted Knight. Not just a standup comedian, Caliendo can be seen showing off his acting abilities each week on the sketch comedy show MAD TV, and he regularly appears on the FOX NFL Sunday pre game show , FOX Sports Network, and Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Side Note - Think Frank looks familiar? It's probably because you've seen him featured on our site as this week's "Comedian of the Week." Scroll down to find out more!

 

Survivor's Bad Girl
When she competed in Survivor: The Australian Outback, Jerri Manthey was labeled the Survivor bitch, and was considered to be the "bad girl" of the series. So it wasn't much of a surprise when she fell right back into that familiar role when she returned for Survivor: All-Stars. It all started up again when she took issue with Rupert's shelter design, and lasted all the way until her own tribe decided to vote her out instead of Amber (Boston Rob's new girlfriend) from the other team. Though Jerri didn't become the sole-survivor and win a million dollars, she did last longer than anyone thought she would, and she achieved her personal goal of lasting longer than her arch-enemy, Colby. With the exit of Jerri from the game, there are only nine All-Stars remaining. This typically means a merge is on the way, but never put a surprise twists past those pesky Survivor producers. Will Chapera's decision to oust Jerri instead of Amber help or hurt them, and whose side will Rob take now that his girl has been saved? The only way to find out is to watch Survivor All-Stars every Thursday night on CBS.

FACTOID - Survivor is not the only reality show Jerri Manthey has appeared on. She also starred on the series The Surreal Life. Jerri also appeared in an issue of Playboy Magazine.

 

It's an Aug Eat Dog World
The ranting, raving, gun fighting comedian from Montana, Auggie Smith was so much fun last week when he stopped by, that it was just good judgment on our part to have him back again. Having fresh material with with only one week separating two visits would be a pretty tall order for your average run of the mill comedian, but as we all know, Auggie is no ordinary comic. He's the "rant master," and since he finds his comedy in the absurdities of everyday people, situations and politics, he never has a problem coming up with new subjects to go off on (unless those antidepressants his girlfriend prescribed start to kick in). "The Word of Aug" and the rest of Smith's rapid-fire, seamless stream of manic blasts will, on occasion, slip into the dark side of political incorrectness but it's all good, and it all makes sense.. at least to Auggie.

Side Note - You can now purchase Auggie's brand new CD and DVD, Cult Following, on his website.

 

It's the Zany Report, Baby
The Zany Report is back and only opening day of MLB play could possibly compare to the excitement it brings. Bob Zany, legendary comedian and all around great guy (now with a full head of hair), has confirmed that there is a possibility that this could be his greatest edition of the Zany Report ever! Though we're not going to bet the farm on this claim, as long as it's better than last week's Report, we'll be satisfied. Plus, let's not forget about America's favorite game show, "Fix the Joke Baby, Live!" where one lucky player will win Zany's popular comedy album, I Just Can't Win Baby, as well as a one year subscription to BOB&TOM's VIP.

 

 

 

 


"What's a hot dog without a bun? It's just a filthy weiner."
- Chick McGee

"If only car washes were a little longer. They turn me on."
- Kristi Lee

"There is no worse feeling then when your children realize you're an idiot."
- Chick McGee

"You're not going to get far in life being a smart ass."
- Ernie Fergler

"We've been taught that having wheels on your house is a bad thing, and that's not right."
- Auggie Smith

"I have very soft lips, and no hair on my buttocks."
- Gunner

"I've had a laptop for a year now and I've come to realize that it's nothing more than the most expensive DVD player I've ever had."
- Fred Klett

"The Greek Orthodox church is a lot like the Catholic church only with bigger hats."
- Tom Griswold

"I told a friend of mine that I wanted to get married. He told me that was 'so gay." Times have changed."
- Costaki Economopoulos

"Is it a bad sign if lawn sprinklers are your alarm clock?"
- "Bill Clinton"

"I know there's a god because every once in awhile in my head I hear a voice say 'You're my favorite.'"
- Danny Bevins

"Starving people don't laugh."
- Auggie Smith

"I don't like you today."
- Kristi Lee to Tom

"Obviously cigarettes were declared a sin in the part of the bible that was written in the 1800's."
- Auggie Smith on the Sin Tax

"I look at your mind like a big dusty attic."
- Chick McGee on Tom's brain

"I created a new board game where you make up the rules as you go along. It's called 'Women & Relationships.'"
- Dwight York

"You have a really nice Pope. It would be a shame if something were to happen to him."
- Chick McGee on the Pope wanting to end Sunday Sports

"I took a bus tour the other day. It didn't take long to walk through that."
- Dwight York

"I could see myself going into rehab after tasting Sammy Hagar's tequila."
- Bob Kevoian

"You can't watch X-Rated stuff in High-Def because it just looks nasty."
- Mark Cuban

"I'm giving away a million dollars because I can."
- Mark Cuban

"I'm going to have an NBA kid. That's my retirement plan."
- Alonzo Bodden

"I went to Bed, Bath & Beyond... and now I know what women feel like talking to a car mechanic."
- Alonzo Bodden

"My bedroom is like a warehouse. I like to be able to see everything."
- Tom Griswold

"If you're nice to them, bearded ladies tip very well."
- Tim Bedore

"The more complex the name, the bigger the trailer."
- Tom Griswold on unique first names

"Children are Gods way of protecting you from having too much money."
- Rex Havens

"I love coming up with things for Chick to do when he's not here."
- Tom Griswold on dressing Chick up in different outfits

"People don't carry swords anymore, do they?"
- Bob Kevoian

"Note to self... don't ask Gunner any questions, or give him any compliments."
- Tom Griswold after Gunner started his 'quit smoking' story

"I noticed after I stopped smoking that my body felt great after a night out drinking. This means I can now double my alcohol intake.
- Gunner

"Are you guys laughing with me, or at me?"
- Dan Kaufman after the debut of his song 'Fish & Paint'

"If I don't get my 16 hours of sleep, I'm just not my self."
- Chick McGee

"To make sure my daughter's book is a success, I have decided not to endorse it."
- "Al Gore," on his daughter's first novel