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April 11, 2003
The Magic Man
If you overlook his brief stint as Magic Johnson's sidekick on the infamously awful late night talk show The Magic Hour, comedian Craig Shoemaker has enjoyed nothing but success. After being named the American Comedy Awards "Standup Comic of the Year," Craig has been selling out comedy clubs across the country. Not only a standup comic, Craig has put his skills to work in a variety of other fields. He wrote, produced and starred in his very own award winning film based on his alter ego, The Lovemaster. And believe it or not, he's also a best selling author of children's books.

 

April 11, 2003
With a Name Like Economopoulos, He Has
to Be Funny.
Comedian Costaki Economopoulos' humor has been described as smart, pointed, hip, sharp, insightful, socially relevant, and gut-laugh funny and he’s been described as a “casually brilliant joke philosopher.” Just look at his business card, it's all right there. Aside from standup comedy, Costaki is still looking for a full time staff writing position on a sitcom if anybody “knows a guy.” But until that day comes, he is keeping busy with other projects, so keep an eye out for the biggest name in comedy during the credits of your favorite show. It’s hard to miss.

 

April 11, 2003
Grip It and Rip It!
How do you become one of the longest drivers on the PGA Tour? Pro golfer John Daly describes his technique with the simple phrase "grip it, and rip it." This may sound too easy to be true, but it's hard to argue with a guy who's been the PGA's longest driver almost every year for the past decade. Daly has used his famous long ball to finish first in four PGA tournaments (two of them majors) in his young career, as well as to earn the prestigious Rookie of the Year award. When not on the links, "The Lion" often trades in his clubs for a guitar. Daly enjoys writing music and just recorded his first album, My Life, with friends Darius Rucker, Willie Nelson, Johnny Lee and Daron Norwood

 

April 10, 2003
The Long ARMstrong
of the Law
Comedian Mike Armstrong was such a bad cop while on the force that when he quit, three officers had to be let go because there was no need for that big of an internal affairs department anymore. Whether pulling over speeders to warn them of speed traps down the road, moving a "drunk" who had just thrown himself out of a ten-story building, or shooting the finger off a gun wielding criminal, Armstrong personally helped strain police relations with the public almost every day. He may have struck fear in the hearts of everyone while walking the beat, but now that he's safely on stage and off the street, we can laugh about it now.

FACTOID - According to our webmaster, Mike Armstrong still owes him money, so if you see him, be sure to bring it up.

 

April 10, 2003
Heywood's Bank of Songs
Armed with his ever-tuned guitar, and an adequate grasp of his lyrics, Heywood Banks always does his best to make everyone's early mornings bright by sharing a few of his old favorites (when he can remember them), as well as new tunes whenever he's got them. Heywood's recent works have included songs about hitting a deer, losing a mattress off the roof of a car, acid reflux, and asking Santa for cash on Christmas... but his topics go far beyond those. If you want to listen to more songs than he can sing on the radio in one visit, you can purchase Heywood's albums at ComedyHome.com, and VIP members, check out the Heywood Banks Audio Page.

 

April 10, 2003
The Grass is Greener On the Other Side... Of the Country
“Yard-Man” Brad Hauter mowed us over when he set a Guinness Book world record for being the first man to cross the US on a riding mower. What’s even more unbelievable is the fact that he’s doing it again. Hauter, a soccer coach and father of four, is mounting his mower for another transcontinental trip to help raise awareness for Keep America Beautiful’s Great American Cleanup. Having started in San Francisco in mid March, the “Yard-Man” will travel more than 5,000 miles, ending his mow in New York City sometime in June.

SIDE NOTE - Everyone can participate in this year’s Yard-Man Mow Across America. Commemorative T-shirts are available for $12. Proceeds from each shirt will benefit Keep America Beautiful.

 
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April 9, 2003
Making the Ride to the Studio a Little More Exciting
Just when we think we've got Drew Hastings figured out, he does something even more curious than when he sported a sash on the show. Drew recently purchased a sweet 1977 Cadillac Eldorado which isn't all that odd on its own, especially for Hastings. But throw in that he purchased it if off of eBay, and things seem a little more strange and Drew-like. Hastings doesn't find his actions to be all that bizarre, and still claims he's just like you and me. Which just so happens to be the title of Drew's comedy album, I’m Just Like You.

SIDE NOTE - Because a photographer was present, Drew pretended to know what he was doing while inspecting his new ride.

SIDE NOTE II - The return of Drew Hastings to the studio may also lead to the return of his good friend, success guru, Jack Freeman.

 

April 9, 2003
America Loves George Lopez
George Lopez, the hit comedy series created by longtime friend of the show George Lopez (ironically enough), is wrapping up its sophomore season on ABC. But while many other series are left in limbo wondering if they’ll be brought back in the fall, G-Lo can rest easy knowing he’s already been signed to a third season. Whether he’s making friends with Sammy Hagar, introducing us to his executive producer Sandra Bullock, or telling us how he stole the president’s speech in DC, its always an adventure when Lopez visits with BOB&TOM.

Prime-Time Therapy - By JAMES PONIEWOZIK
With a rare Latino comedy hit,
George Lopez is giving his traumatic childhood a laugh track. read the article

 

April 7, 2003
Bill Calls, Bob's Gone... Coincidence?
If we had to choose our favorite guest that works for both The Late Show with David Letterman and Sports Illustrated, we would pick Bill Scheft every time. Oddly enough though, it seems whenever Scheft is scheduled to appear on the show, Bob's away on "nudie vacations" or serving as a caddy in Augusta at The Masters. Though Scheft has developed a complex about this, it's not keeping him from dialing in and updating the audience on his sports column, baseball season, Dave Letterman's health, and the status of his now classic novel, The Ringer.

 

April 7, 2003
Steve Hofstetter: Keeping the College Spirit Alive
Steve Hofstetter has proven to be more than just a standup comedian in his early 20s. He's also the author of the book Student Body Shots, and has been a regular columnist for Columbia Dailey Spectator, Baseball Weekly, ESPN the Magazine, Sports Illustrated The Wall Street Journal, Maxim, Yankees.com, Collegehumor.com and Jerkoftheweek.com. When he's not showing off his talents as a wordsmith, he's performing his observational humor at colleges and clubs across the country. Not too shabby for a guy still paying more for car insurance. His book "Student Body Shots: A Sarcastic Look at the Best 4-6 Years of Your Life " is available from Amazon.com. According to The University of South Alabama Vanguard, September 30, 2002, "Your head will nod in agreement as you rapidly flip the pages, wondering what brilliant observation Hofstetter will make next."

 

 



"I think the only reason they keep me in the poker club is because I never win."
- Betty White

"They chose the name WNBA because CBA was already taken."
- Tom Griswold

"The NBA Playoffs are exciting because no one knows exactly when the Lakers will win the title."
- Chick McGee

"You can't be subpoena if your names not on any anything."
- Mike Armstrong on why he never wrote tickets

"The only thing Saddam has control over anymore is his bowels."
- Drew Hastings

"Can't you save your bitching for the home front."
- Tom Griswold to Kristi

"Amateur night at a strip club means the girl haven't danced professionally in the past 90 minutes."
- Gunner

"In Saddam's newest video, he's being shot by Jack Ruby... so I don't know how old it is."
- Bill Scheft

"It took me one brain cell to get to where I am today."
- Bob Kevoian on winning the NCAA office pool

"Pets are better than kids because they don't steal your car, drink your booze, and if you accidentally kill one, nobody cares."
- Larry Reeb

"If you think no one cares that you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
- "Larry King"

"Cats don't like sports because they're a bunch of pussies."
- Larry Reeb

"What most relationships need are better slogans."
- Tom Griswold on Dr. Phil's philosophies

"Why don't we train members of PETA to detect land mines instead of the dolphins if they have such a problem with it."
- Bob Kevoian

"Sometimes you just need something in your ass."
- Chick McGee