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April 9 - 13, 2007

Frampton Comes Alive - On the Phone
Peter Frampton has played guitar since the age of 11. Back in those days, he would practice in his school cafeteria alongside a classmate who also shared an interest in music, David Bowie. While both of these men would go their separate ways at early ages, they would come back together and tour in the mid 80's. Decades before this twist of irony, Frampton was creating his own unique style while playing with the band Humble Pie. He called it a blend of jazzy lyrics over a rockin' blues based band, everyone else just said they liked it. This was quite a change for the teenybopper Frampton who was named "Face of 1968" by the UK press. Frampton would put out five albums with Humble Pie before striking out on his own. It was then that Frampton enjoyed monstrous success with his double live album Frampton Comes Alive, which featured songs such as "Show Me the Way," and "Baby I Love Your Way." It also earned Rolling Stones "Artist of the Year," in '79. His popularity continues to grow today with more live and studio albums, along with sold out concert tours that included everything from huge venues to small, intimate locations. These days, not only does he have his own signature Peter Frampton Les Paul Guitar series, he's released a brand new project titled Fingerprints, and is currently on a tour by the same now.

 
The Genius of Heywood Banks
Rumor has it that Heywood Banks, of "Big Butter Jesus" fame is one his way to the the studio once again in order to debut a brand new tune. Armed with his ever-tuned guitar, and an adequate grasp of his oddball, yet always amusing lyrics, Heywood will attempt to play his new song without stumbling, fumbling or out and out forgetting his lines. If you can't wait that long or need to get your fix of classic Heywood right now, check out his VIP Audio page or buy a few of his comedy albums at ComedyHome.com.
 

Turning Ignorance into a Career
When it comes to ADD and medication, Tom Cruise and comedian Ryan Dalton are on the same page. You don’t need to take pills, just give patient a stage, a mic and an audience, and they’ll be just fine. It seems to have worked for Dalton. A native of Cleveland, OH, Dalton discovered after graduating from college that the entertainment industry might be right for him because it was one of the few places where a basic lack of knowledge on any subject is not only necessary, but also embraced. He uses standup comedy as a way to poke fun at controversy and the “everyday personal injustices” that are dealt with by the common man. He also tries to defend the common woman whenever possible.

 

The Pain of Ross Bennett
Comedian Eddy Strange used to be comedian Ross Bennett, until he switched back to his god-given name, followed by a change back to Strange, and then finally returning as Ross Bennett, version 3.0. Got all that? Once he made the executive decision to pick a moniker for himself and stick with it, Bennett became the "best kept secret in show business." His entertainment career began when he dropped out of West Point during his sophomore year in order to take up a life of comedy and theater. Though his parents didn't find the career change all that humorous at first, who's laughing now that Bennett has been able to make a name (or two) for himself doing work he loves. Ross recently released his first CD, New York Country, and made another appearance on the B&T project Man Boobs, with his track about the watching TV with his grandmother.

 

Comedy That Rocks
How would Dave Matthews sound if his singing were slowed down and played on an old turntable? Or what would Neil Diamond be like as an elementary school teacher? These are questions comedian/singer/ songwriter Mark Eddie tries to answer every time he takes the stage. Eddie's reputation as the "rock comic" comes from his uncanny ability to impersonate a number of musical artists in humorous situations. His comedy shows are often compared to rock concerts because he's also the front man for the rock band Mark Eddie & the Itch. Aside from singing, Eddie is an accomplished guitarist, a skill he was inspired to learn after years of using an old K-Mart broom to play along with KISS.

 

A Name You Won't Forget
With a name like Stankos, he’s gotta be good. Originally from Chicago, Stan Stankos left for New York to develop his stand-up comedy. Now, with his finely tuned act consisting of quick, clean and clever topical jokes, Stan tours the country, performing in a new citry every week. If you check his schedule and see he’s not due back in your town for a few months, don’t fret. You can buy both of his live comedy albums, Stosh and Monkeyrodeo, on his website.

 

Calling For Backup
Roy Wood, Jr. knew he was dedicated to stand-up comedy when he basically flunked out of a semester of college in order to emcee at a comedy club the week of his final exams. Though it may not have sounded like a bright idea at the time, his calculated risk has paid off. Wood has since become a regular writer for a number of radio stations in the Birmingham, AL area, was a semi-finalist on Star Search and has become known for his mastery of the art of prank calls. In fact, Roy has released two prank call CD's over the years, My Momma Made Me Wear This and Confessions of a High School Bench Warmer. Roy was featured as part of the huge Bob&Tom Radio Comedy Tour special that has been airing on Comedy Central, and often takes part on the Friends of the BOB&TOM Show Comedy Tour.

 

Sleepwalking
Across America

We love comedian Mike Birbiglia so much, that it would be almost unbearable to go more than seven days without hearing from him. Fortunately, he's heading into the studio for a visit so we won't have to. For those of you who don't know Mike, he is man of deep thoughts. He's a man who sleepwalks. But, he's also a traveling comedian (who occasionally gets into car accidents) which means he's not only on the road a lot, he's also got plenty of free time. Mix those three factors together and you end up with a little something he likes to call his Secret Public Journal. The Legions of adoring fans who have signed up for his newsletter get his very secret yet very public writings e-mailed directly to them on a regular basis, but out of respect for those who haven't joined, Mike is taking his musings on a little something he likes to call his Sleepwalk Across America Tour.

 

Veteran Comedian
If you’re a fan of Adam Sandler comedies, than you’re sure to have seen crazy character actor Blake Clark on the big screen. Clark has appeared in a number of his films including Mr. Deeds, The Waterboy, 50 First Dates and Little Nicky. But his acting career isn’t limited to playing opposite Sandler, he’s also appeared in loads of other movies and has been a featured on top-rated sitcoms such as My Name is Earl, Boy Meats World, Sabrina, The Teenage Witch and The Jamie Foxx show. Aside from acting, Blake is also an accomplished comedian and Vietnam War vet, but since that war is over, he’s now able to spend more time focusing on the standup.

 
Black Outs
and Sleepwalking

John Mulaney is a young comedian living the life of an old comedian. Not only has he already been featured on Late Night with Conan O’Brien and Comedy Central, he’s also had to give up alcohol because of frequent blackouts. But don’t worry, he’s been able to take this medical hardship and turn it into comedic gold. John has been working with friend of the show Mike Birbiglia during his extensive “Sleepwalk Across America Tour” so he comes highly recommended, by none other than Birbigs himself.
 

Sleeping Dogs Lie
It’s been nearly three years since we last visited with Bobcat Goldthwait, the man made famous by his unique manor of speaking and roles in the many, many Police Academy movies. And though he hasn’t stopped by in awhile, he has been productive during his time away. People may know him from his standup comedy or from his various acting roles, but over the years Bobcat has developed a reputation as a mighty fine television and film director. Along with directing Jimmy Kimmel Live for two years, he recently wrote and directed his third film, Sleeping Dogs Lie, which has been a hit on the festival circuit, including two of the big ones, Sundance and Toronto International. Bobcat also has a comedy album in stores titled I Don’t Mean to Insult You, But You Look Like Bobcat Goldthwait.

JORDAN WARD illustration

 

Flute Man to Appear on The Late, Late Show
From the moment Greg Warren uttered the phrase "Flute-Man Greg" (and when Tom noticed he had a cauliflower ear), we knew he was destined to become one of our favorite young comedians. He first charmed us with stories about kids who have dads that hunt for bigfoot and the oddities surrounding his three or forty uncles. But he really cemented his place in BOB&TOM history when he broke out his bit on playing the clarinet, or as his buddy called it, a flute. Not only did this piece add the phrase "hit 'em with your flute" to our vocabulary, it has also caused anyone with the name Nick to be forever referred to as "No Neck Nick." Greg soon found himself on the B&T album Odd Balls, as a member of the BOB&TOM Comedy All-Stars Tour and a frequent visitor of the Friggemall studio. He'll also soon find himself as a guest on CBS' The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

 
Back From Vacation
Whether he's in the studio, on the phone, or on his special ISDN line live from his home, comedian Tim Bedore joins BOB&TOM every Wednesday to bring us a new edition of his popular weekly feature, Vague But True. In these musings, Tim talks about whatever is on his mind at the time, whether that be politics, life lessons, or stories on how animals are trying to wipe out the human race. But no matter the topic, folks all over the country are glued to their radios waiting to hear what Bedore has to say. And if you happen to be one of those people, here's some good news, Tim's most popular pieces from the last few years have been compiled into a spectacular two-CD set, Vague But True, which is available now!
 

News to Us
Paul Sabourin and Greg "Storm" DiCostanzo were once members of the enormously popular comedy quartet, Da Vinci’s Notebook, but having struck out on their own, they're now known as the dynamic Paul & Storm. While the band's name really isn’t all that clever (and is often confused with Pollen Storm), their music and material most certainly is. Not only have they landed a number of tracks on BOB&TOM albums such as A Better Version of You, Strip Club Daddy and More Than Two, they also have a weekly feature in which they sing about current news headlines called News to Us. Coincidently, they're new album is also named News to Us, and contains many of their favorite songs from that segment.

 

Monday, er, Friday, no, Tuesday Pop Quiz
He normally does them on Monday, but last week he came in on Friday to read one live, and now he's been pushed back to Tuesday of this week. Wow, Dan St. Paul's new feature is harder to keep scheduled than a new sitcom on FOX. Do you think you know a lot about sports? How About News? If so, then Dan St. Paul challenges you to take his weekly topical quiz. And if you have the right answers (or can come up with a few of your own) you might be among our next group of prize package winners. To participate all you need is a brain, a sense of humor, and some general knowledge of the pop culture. Sounds easy enough, doesn't it? Take the quiz!

 

Master of Ceremonies
The Zany Report is back and only the basketball frenzy of the NCAA's March Madness could possibly compare to the excitement it brings. Bob Zany, legendary standup comedian, Telethon Host, and all around great guy, is ready to run the comedy gauntlet once again in hopes of getting the entire cast to laugh, at least once! And even if he can't accomplish this lofty feat, there's always Fix the Joke, Baby to save the segment from being a complete disaster. Because as we all know, everything's funnier when there are prizes involved.

 

Kenny Wayne
Shepherd Returns
to His Blues Roots

If you want to play music with legendary blues artists and produce a CD of you doing so, the toughest part can be getting everyone together. Kenny Wayne Shepherd found a way around that problem, he jumped in his car, packed a portable studio and went to them. In what looks to be one of the most productive road trips in history, Shepherd tracked down and played alongside historically significant blues artists ranging from the talented but obscure to staples like B.B. King and Clarence “Gatemouth” Brown. Along with these aging legends, Shepherd recorded his jam sessions everywhere from taverns to front porches and from New Orleans to Kansas. All these once in a lifetime tracks can be heard on his new CD/DVD combo
Ten Days Out (Blues from the Backroads)

 

Putting a Spin on History
In the world of the BOB&TOM Show, Scott Dunn has become famous for his celebrity roasts and the ability to turn any event in history, no matter how important, into a comedy routine. So far he's skewered George Washington, Jesus, Frankenstein, Buddha, the first Thanksgiving, and even the funeral of Abraham Lincoln. We've enjoyed these bits so much whenever Scott has dropped by, that B&T decided to make it a regular feature, with the first installment coming this monday. We know it will be funny, but we have no idea who or what may be next?

FACTOID - Scott Dunn is also the author of two novels, The Big Cookie and Through the Turn

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"in all the years I've done radio, nobody has ever asked me what Drew Barrymore smelled like."
- Blake Clark to Chick McGee

"I don't know if I want to die, but it wouldn't be the end of the world for me."
- Nick Griffin

"In my twenties, if there was something in bed with me, I was rubbing against it."
- Bob Kevoian on Men and Women in bed

"It's not that I have too many in my pocket, I really want you to take the mint."
- Mike Marino on people with bad breath

"You think regular crabs are bad, you should see them scramble when you heat 'em up."
- "Floyd Tucker" on genital lice and heating pads

"When strip clubs start taking credit cards it'll be the old swipe and wipe."
- Tom Griswold

"What is it about drinking that makes the adam's apples on transvestites disappear."
- Pete Johansson

"Men like women with raspy voices because they think they're done yelling."
- Moody McCarthy

"A loveless marriage means single. Look it up."
- Paul Mecurio

"Smokers, we're a dying breed."
- Bob Kevoian

"If you can rule it a suicide, you're going to lunch early."
- Mike Armstrong on the difference between real cops and cops on TV

"If a stripper can't take a little hot wax in the eye, she shouldn't be a stripper anyways."
- Donnie Baker on Strippers at Car Washes

"Today might be the day I cry on the air."
- Chick McGee

"Some people love rolling around in that fleshy Jell-o."
- Bob Kevoian on guys who enjoy heavy honeys

"I don't like chocolate on my cod."
- Tom Griswold on mixing sex and food.

"I fight like sandpaper. I may be skinny, but I'll scratch the hell out of you. I'm also a heavy bleeder."
- James P. Connolly

"Chick's dig guys with confidence. At least I think they do."
- James P. Connolly

"This guy came up and called me a righteous piece of poon. And this was after he offered me a free windshield repair."
- Andi Smith

"I tend to enjoy a complete physical more if it's done on a Saturday night."
- James Gregory

"Going to the doctor is just one uncomfortably position after another. It's a lot like being in college."
- Patti Vasquez

"I bet when you were a baby you were all mustache."
- Chick McGee to Bob

"You'd better get her a Valentine's day present if you ever want to hit that again."
- Paul Mecurio to Sean Morey on buying his woman a gift

"I get paid to be insulted by you, our guests don't."
- Kristi Lee to Tommy G.

"You know it's getting bad when you're with someone and you want to put your shirt on before your underwear."
- Dan Kaufman on getting older and out of shape

"Chick you couldn't handle a talking pussy."
- Caroline Rhea on the talking cat from her show, Sabrina the Teenage Witch

"I don't wear sweaters. There is nothing interesting about them."
- Tom Griswold

"I bet you'd make a lovely woman."
- Chick McGee to Tom Griswold

"I'm a character actor, which is a polite way of saying 'ugly.'"
- Jim Gaffigan

"I like Canada, because any country that has it's own bacon has to be a special place."
- Jim Gaffigan

"The worst thing ever created was the omelet buffet bar."
- Tom Griswold

"I'm still married to my wife because neither one of us want custody of the kids"
- Marc Yaffee

"She likes to be known as the 'Larry King' of menstruation."
- Bob Kevoian on tampons attached to suspenders

"I don't expect you to look good every day, just try to string a few days together. You don't have to be Cal Ripkin Jr. but see if you can get a streak going."
- John Evans to his wife

"They can't sell you a gun while you're crying."
- Lord Carrett on divorce

"If you've never been to a Waffle House, picture a men's restroom that sells pancakes."
-Jim Gaffigan

"You ever see that mug shot of Nick Nolte? I wish I felt that good."
- Nick Griffin

"We've always had stupid people, it's just that when I was young we didn't let them outside."
- Tammy Pescatelli on the show she wants to do called 'What the Hell is Wrong With You.'

"I will come over to your house and sit on your bed for $10."
- Chick McGee

"I was a Shushy Cat."
- Ben Folds on his former bands

"My wife starred at me like I had just asked to have a three way with her mom. No, it was way worse than that time."
-Emo Philips

"There's no 12-step program for stupid."
- Heywood Banks

"Leave it to you to look at the sad side of stripping."
- Chick McGee to Kristi Lee