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April 10 - 14 2006

A Short Talk with
Kevin Pollak

Since his first appearance on the show, Kevin Pollak has become a legend for his piece about interviewing Christopher Walken. In fact, at his shows, it's become his Stairway to Heaven. According to Kevin, as soon as he begins the joke, he can hear the people in the audience start to scoot closer to the stage and he can see them mouthing the words as he goes. It's become so big that there may even be t-shirts on the way, In other News, Kevin was recently involved with an Academy Award nominated short film entitled Our Time Is Up. When he agreed to be in it, he thought he was just doing a favor for an up and coming writer/director. Now he's a part of a highly successful film, and is getting none of the perks. If you'd like to see this 12 minute short, we've been told it's available for download on iTunes.

 

Comedy Police
Comedian Mike Armstrong was such a bad cop, when he left the police force, three internal affairs officers had to be let go because there was no longer a need for their services. Whether he was pulling over motorists to warn them of speed traps down the road, monitoring birds with his radar gun or making U-Turns to avoid arriving on the scene of an accident, Armstrong personally helped strain police relations with the public without even trying. He may have struck fear in the hearts of everyone in town when he was working behind the badge, but now that he's a civilian and making a living on stage we all feel a whole lot safer. Mike just recently released a brand new comedy album, Comedy Police, which is available at the BOB&TOM webstore. You'll buy it if you know what's good for you.

FACTOID - After performing his set at the huge BOB&TOM Comedy Show, Mike Armstrong received a standing ovation from the crowd.

 

And Now Some Jokes That Are Safe For Radio
Due to his notorious reputation and all the stories that circulate about him, we're always a bit nervous to hear that comedian John Fox will be our guest in the studio. Fox is a legend among his peers in the comedy community for being one of the dirtiest (yet one of the greatest) joke tellers ever. But don't think it's all just an act, Fox is even more notorious for his offstage antics, including his fondness for hookers, porn, booze and leaving every "comedy condo" he stays in a mess. One of the things John isn't notorious for is his singing, however, he is featured as the lead vocal on the song
Pissed Again which appears on the BOB&OM album, Happy Hour.

 

Do You Guys Have a Liquor License?
Singer/songwriter/loveable loser Henry Phillips may be lonely, and likes to gamble (a lot), but he's also one of the most clever comedians on the planet. His songs are often a tad out of the ordinary and tend to focus on the darker twisted side of life, but we find his soft-spoken self-deprecating personality quite adorable. His demeanor may not show it but he's actually a fun guy to be around, especially if you enjoy gambling. Henry got his start performing serious songs as a folk singer. However, he soon found out that the only way he could keep an audiences' attention was by turning his folk tunes into comedy songs. He wrote his first song by taking the depressing headlines from the daily news and turning them into a comedy ballad he called What Do You Want Me to Do About It? Henry recently released his third studio album, Why Haven't I Heard From You?, which contains favorite like The Bitch Song, Star Banger and Fresh Out of Blues.

 

Hickey Head
One thing you can count on whenever Ralph Harris stops by the studio is that it's going to be a good time. Whether he's performing as his glazed donut loving Uncle Mosley or being offered a career opportunity as Tom's personal assistant, Harris never fails to make the most out of each visit. A Tonight Show veteran, Harris does much more than just tell jokes on stage, he acts them out. During a performance he's constantly developing and transforming himself into new and interesting characters which means when he starts reliving his childhood memories he doesn't just talk about his relatives, he becomes them. Ralph's natural chameleon-like ability has helped him land a few high profile appearances on television including specials on HBO and Comedy Central and a role on the legendary sitcom, Seinfeld.

Side Note - Ralph's new CD, "Hickey Head," is available at the BOB&TOM Store!

 

April 12, 2006
To Be Viewed Only
After the Kids Have
Gone To Bed

Can't sleep? Neither can Dave Attell. Not while he's still hosting Comedy Central's adult themed program Insomniac. For the past few years, viewers have been able to follow Dave as he toured around the world performing his comedy. However, unlike most comedy specials, the standup was only the beginning. After his act, the cameras followed Attell's late night adventures through various cities that were famous for their outrageous nightlife. Last year, Dave filmed a two-hour concert film, Dave Attell's Insomniac Tour Presents Sean Rouse, Greg Giraldo & Dane Cook, which aired on Comedy Central but is now available on DVD. And if you're also an insomniac, and need something else to watch after the kids go to bed, Dave's also got a solo DVD, Hey, Your Mouth's Not Pregnant.


JORDAN WARD illustration

 

April 12, 2006
A DVD That Looks Great in an Easter Basket

Comedian Jim Gaffigan is on a roll as of late. Not only has he just released his hilarious new comedy album, Beyond the Pale (which he believes to be the perfect Easter Gift), and is appearing in a new Comedy Central stand up special by the same name, he was also a star in one of the top rated Super Bowl ads this year. Gaffigan has became one of our favorite comedians over the past few years and he's been featured a number of times on the past two B&T albums. He's also no stranger to television. Jim starred in the short-lived comedy Welcome to New York, and has made guest spots on Law & Order, Sex & the City, That 70's Show and Ellen. For those of you who live near a theater, you may want to start checking their schedule soon because Jim Gaffigan has just embarked on a nation wide stand-up comedy tour. If he's coming to your town, get your tickets as soon as they become available because he a must see.

 

April 12, 2006
Comedian vs. Conspiracy
Since Tim Bedore's popular segment, Vague But True, has become a regular feature on the BOB&TOM show, certain topics seem to pop up on a regular basis. One of the most popular subject matters has been the secret war raging between man and beast which Tim has dubbed the "Animal Conspiracy." The first installment of this larger work appeared on the album B&T Camel Toe almost two years ago, but as the news stories keep adding up and listener e-mails keep rolling in, Tim has had no choice but to continue informing the masses about this ongoing battle. Will the battle continue in this week's report? You'll just have to tune in to find out.

 

April 11, 2006
We're Big Fans

Comedian Bob Zany may not realize it by the way we treat him when he calls in, but he's our most eagerly anticipated guest each week. There are few comedians working today that have the guts it takes to come on a nationally syndicated radio show every week and perform all new material. Then to top it all off, he invites listeners to call in and fix the jokes that some (meaning Tom) have deemed 'virtually laugh free.' Sounds fun doesn't it? Catch The Zany Report every Tuesday so you too can play "Fix the Joke Baby" where the prize package includes CDs, t-shirts, and a BOB&TOM VIP membership.

JORDAN WARD illustration

 

April 11, 2006
Mike's Secret Public Journal

Comedian Mike Birbiglia is constantly on the road (which would explain why he has a giant bus), and during his travels he enjoys taking notes and recording his thoughts for a feature known as Mike Birbiglia's Secret Public Journal. The legions of adoring fans who have signed up for his newsletter get these entries e-mailed to them on a regular basis, but out of respect for those who haven't joined, we've asked him to occasionally call in and share his writings over the phone. We're in luck this week though, because we've actually got Birbigs in the studio to perform a live reading, and maybe a little stand-up comedy too. Recently, Mike took part in the huge BOB&TOM Comedy show that will be broadcast on Comedy Central later this year.

We like Mike, but we LOVE Emily and Gretchen!
 
It's rumored that Mike Birbiglia is often found on this bus. Unfortunately he was conspicuously absent when this photo was taken.
 

April 10, 2006
On An Island

If you haven’t heard of the band Pink Floyd you’re not a true fan of rock n’ roll. They’re only one of the greatest and most influential groups of all time, not to mention one of the best selling (Dark Side of the Moon is the third most successful album ever released.) And though David Gilmour wasn’t one of the founding members of Floyd, he was one of the major factors behind their success in the 70’s when he joined the band as a singer and guitarist. Aside from his work with Pink Floyd, Gilmour has also released three very successful solo albums. His first two, the self-titled David Gilmour and About Face were both hits and he’s hoping his newest release On an Island will do just as well. And just by looking at the other artists featured on the album (including David Crosby and Graham Nash), it should be. This album is David’s first studio release since Pink Floyd’s 1994 multi-platinum The Division Bell.

LISTEN TO THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW FREE!
David Gilmour Interview

 

April 10, 2006
As the Crowe Flies, or Drives
Using a mixture of intellectual humor and physical buffoonery, David Crowe leaves no subject uncovered when he takes the stage. He enjoys sharing stories about putting bumper stickers on other people’s cars just as much as he loves dispensing his views on current events and politics. As the only comedian in history to win both the Seattle International Comedy Competition and the San Francisco International Comedy Competition, Crowe is well respected among his peers, and luckily for him, non-comedians find his act equally as enjoyable. He’s one of our favorite guests, has appeared on three previous B&T albums and recently took part in the huge BOB&TOM Comedy Show that will be airing on Comedy Central

FACTOID - David Crowe is an avid traveler and has visited over 30 countries on five continents.

FACTOID - David Crowe was the kicker on his high school football team


 

 

 


"Americans aren't afraid of Mexicans, Americans are afraid that Mexicans are turning America into Mexico."
- David Crowe on immigration

"For that old man, a jackpot is a bowel movement."
- Tom Griswold on the old man who hit it big in a Las Vegas casino

"Doing your own taxes is a lot like masturbation. You have to use your imagination and you pray you don't get caught."
- Rob Haney

"I am a very private person; I have an unlisted sleep number."
- Rob Haney on his Select Comfort bed

"From the bottom of my heart, you sicken me."
- Bob Zany to the cast after they all made fun of his Zany Report

"The reason there is a big "E" instead of a big "O" on the eye test chart is because if it were a big "O," women would lie about seeing it."
- John Alfrey answering Tom's question about why eye charts still use the big "E" on top

"If you can't put cheese on it, it's not worth eating."
- Bob Kevoian on his philosophy on food.

"When I first met Bob Barker I told him I used to run home from pre-school to watch him. Now people say that to me."
- Marc Summers on hosting Double Dare almost 20 years ago

"If I ever get to heaven, I'm going to find the hair angel and whip his ass."
- Tim Wilson on losing hair

"I don't trust a guy I can't sleep with."
-Tim Wilson trying to make some sort of point but not saying it very clearly.

"You don't want your bed to have a defense."
- Tom Griswold on having too many throw pillows on your bed

"My grandmother died last year. She finally lost a long battle with... a bear."
- Eric Hunter

"Losing a loved one can be made a lot easier with Photoshop."
- Tom Griswold on cropping people out of pictures

"Everybody finds Jesus in prison because Satan is around the corner waiting to rape you in the shower."
- Geoff Brown

"This may surprise you, but I don't really care much about 'the hood.'"
- Tom Griswold to Geoff Brown while talking about Rap and Hip-Hop

"Who would have guessed Barry Bonds was taking steroids. Just because they turned his batting helmet into a jacuzzi."
- Bill Scheft

"How do you think they came up with swimming trunks?"
- Bob Kevoian after Chick asked if elephants could swim