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April 12 - 16 2004

April 16, 2004
The Guy We Love to Hate

Comedian Jimmy Pardo commands respect, and maybe some day he’ll get it. Even though he’s a well-accomplished standup comic with a number of impressive credentials on his resume, Jimmy still feels like audiences, other comedians and even BOB&TOM don’t always give him the love he deserves. Pardo's got a reputation for getting into fights with the our other guests, and has been known to walk off the show from time to time, including his infamous exit during a broadcast in the Bahamas. Though Jimmy's game show, National Lampoon’s Funny Money is no longer in production, he can still be seen hosting movies on AMC's Movies At Our House. Pardo's great on the radio, when you can keep him in the studio, but we all know it's his face that's the money maker. Which is why you should make sure to see him live when the chance presents itself, whether it be performing his standup comedy, or his one-man show Attention Must Be Paid: The Jimmy Pardo Story.

 

April 16, 2004
The Other Mr. Rogers
Friend of the show, Kivi Rogers was just your average computer geek, working nine to five with a reputable company. Throughout the workday, he would pass the time and harass his coworkers with his quick wit and thousands of comical voices. Eventually (in what we think it was a clever ploy to get rid of him), his work mates were able to convince Kivi to try out his act on stage. When he was convinced he could do it, he did it... and did it well. Rogers won a comedy contest on his very first attempt, and has been going strong ever since. Kivi recently attempted to win another comedy competition, Star Search on CBS. Unfortunately he didn’t walk away with the grand prize, but he should be comforted to know that he's still a winner in our book. Too bad our book doesn't come with a cash prize

 

April 16, 2004
He'll Always Be The Fonz!
Henry Winkler may be returning to television this week, but that doesn’t mean he’s going to be sporting a leather jacket or jumping sharks while water skiing. Instead, the man who gave life to legendary television icon “The Fonz” on the classic sitcom Happy Days will be guest starring on NBC’s late night law drama, Third Watch. Winkler hasn’t been seen on screen much recently, but that’s because he’s been keeping busy behind the cameras as a producer in Hollywood, with shows like Unexplained Mysteries, Hollywood Squares and Young MacGyver. Aside from his most recent appearance on Third Watch, Winkler can also be seen on the comedy Arrested Development as the reoccurring character "Barry Zuckerkorn." Third Watch airs Fridays on NBC.

 

April 15, 2004
It's Miller Time
When Reggie Miller was drafted by the Indiana Pacers in 1987, many Indiana basketball fanatics were quite vocal in their disapproval. Indiana University standout and home town favorite Steve Alford was passed over in favor of a lanky UCLA kid who most Hoosier basketball fans knew little or nothing about, even though he had finished his career at UCLA with 2,095 points - second only to the legendary Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in that school's illustrious basketball history. There were even a few boos when the pacers announced Reggie Miller as their first draft pick 17 years ago.

Quite a lot has changed since that day. Today, the name Reggie Miller is synonymous Indiana basketball. In the state of Indiana, he's probably the single most loved and admired athlete ever to call Indiana home. His career with the Indiana Pacers has been the stuff legends are made of. He's the all-time NBA 3-point shooting leader, 15th on the league's career scoring list, one of the most accurate free throw shooters of all time and a five-time NBA All Star. Reggie is a long time friend of the show and we're pleased to welcome him back to the show to talk about the Pacer's league leading 61-win season, and his take on the upcoming NBA playoffs.

Incidentally, Steve Alford's NBA career lasted only four years. Alford scored a total of 744 points as an NBA player. That's roughly 23,000 points less than the kid who got booed on draft day 17 years ago.


 

April 15, 2004
The One and Only Drew Hastings
He's tall, dresses all in black (with the occasional splash of camel), wears dark rimmed glasses, has a thing for redheads, and sports a shower cap while bathing... but still, comedian Drew Hastings is one of our favorite guests. He may be a frequent visitor to the Friggemall complex, but it's never boring when he stops by because with each appearance we gain a little more insight into the enigma that is Drew. Very few others… actually, no one else has ever shown up to the show wearing a sash, riding a horse, or driving an old, boat-sized automobile that they purchased on eBay. It's true that quirks like these are what lead us to believe he leads an “alternative” (metrosexual) lifestyle, but Drew insists that he's no different than anyone else. In fact, he say's he's Just Like You (check local listings).

VIP Members - Need some Drew right now? check out his VIP Audio Page

 

April 15, 2004
Jazz is Out,
Comedy is In!

Ted Alexandro attended City College of New York to study music; specifically jazz piano. He had played piano since the age of six, but had never played or studied jazz before. Overwhelmed by the skill level and musicianship of the other students and underwhelmed by his own, Ted left C.C.N.Y. after two years and transferred to Queens College where he would get his master’s degree in elementary education while also dabbling in the theater department. Upon graduating he went on to teach music in NYC’s public school system for five years. While teaching music by day, Ted began his career in standup comedy by night, first as part of the outrageously funny and underappreciated duo "James and Ted" and later as a solo act. In 1997 he left teaching and committed himself fully telling jokes for a living. Ted's website

 

April 14, 2004
Straight Hitter
What can make a teacher give up the classroom and take to the stage? The paycheck could be one reason, but for Jeff Jena it was because he just saw so much humor in every day life that he had to share it with an audience that could drive. Jena’s observational humor has made him a top draw during his 20 plus years in comedy. After getting his start at the legendary Comics Annex in Houston, he appeared on Star Search in front of a national audience. Soon after, he was headlining packed houses in the best clubs across the country.

FACTOID - Jeff has a wicked golf game! However, he rarely outplays his wife, who is an LPGA professional.

 

April 14, 2004
The Spankers are Back! (Sanitized For Your Protection)
The Asylum Street Spankers is a consortium of wildly diverse individuals, all of whom are crazy for music. Originally a country-blues revival band, the group's defining feature was its absolutely all-acoustic shows. No amps, no problem… the Spankers still electrified audiences and became the most talked about band in town. Through eight years, 30 musicians, six albums, and a grueling touring schedule, the Spankers are constantly evolving. Their interests have broadened to include just about every form of music playable on acoustic instruments. They now play mostly original compositions and their humor is more subversive than ever!

 
 
April 12, 2004
The Timeless Music of Tim Cavanagh
He may have given up trying to keep his songs under one minute in length, but this new extended format has opened up new creative doors for comedian Tim Cavanagh. Now with all this extra time on his hands, Cavanagh can expand on each of his song's selected subjects, finding the perfect punch lines, and creating even more memorable lyrics for us to sing along with. Looking through the archives, it’s obvious that Tim is able to write a song on almost any topic, so we never know what we're going to get when Tim picks up his guitar and begins to play. What we do know is that we loved his tunes when they were a mere sixty seconds in length, so anything more than that is pure ecstasy.
VIP members can get their Cavanagh fix anytime by clicking over to the Tim Cavanagh Audio Page!
 

April 12, 2004
Lex Was Next
Everybody at home watching Survivor: All-Stars knew that Boston Rob couldn't be trusted... Lex van den Berghe (previously of Survivor: Africa) on the other hand, didn't. Two weeks ago, when the two tribes were still on equal footing, Boston Rob went to Lex after a challenge and asked him to save his girl Amber from the tribal vote. In return, Rob promised to do everything in his power to keep Lex around when the two tribes merged. Needless to say, Rob was lying. Lex lived up to his end of the deal, but Rob, in typical "Rob-father" fashion, stuck the knife in Lex's back as soon as the opportunity presented itself, and made plans to send his good friend packing. Lex was left with a small ray of hope, however, when his ally Kathy told him that she would give him her immunity before the vote took place. To Lex's surprise, this never took place, as Kathy decided to keep herself safe from the vote, leaving the heavily tattooed Survivor to have his torch snuffed by Jeff Probst. Now that the two tribes are one, and Boston Rob's plans have been brought out in the open, who will be the next to go? The only way to find out is to watch Survivor All-Stars every Thursday night on CBS.

 

 

 


"Jimmy's got more of a five-head than a forehead."
- Chick McGee

"Why would I go to the spa and let some guy work on me when there are calls I could be making."
- Tom Griswold

"I'm the king of basic cable."
- Jimmy Pardo

"You guys aren't invited to my funeral."
- Chick McGee

"I don't see myself as a father. I am more of a horse owner."
- Drew Hastings

"Women who don't breast feed are selfish."
- Chick McGee

"What's a hot dog without a bun? It's just a filthy weiner."
- Chick McGee

"If only car washes were a little longer. They turn me on."
- Kristi Lee

"There is no worse feeling then when your children realize you're an idiot."
- Chick McGee

"You're not going to get far in life being a smart ass."
- Ernie Fergler

"We've been taught that having wheels on your house is a bad thing, and that's not right."
- Auggie Smith

"I have very soft lips, and no hair on my buttocks."
- Gunner

"I've had a laptop for a year now and I've come to realize that it's nothing more than the most expensive DVD player I've ever had."
- Fred Klett

"The Greek Orthodox church is a lot like the Catholic church only with bigger hats."
- Tom Griswold

"I told a friend of mine that I wanted to get married. He told me that was 'so gay." Times have changed."
- Costaki Economopoulos

"Is it a bad sign if lawn sprinklers are your alarm clock?"
- "Bill Clinton"

"I know there's a god because every once in awhile in my head I hear a voice say 'You're my favorite.'"
- Danny Bevins

"Starving people don't laugh."
- Auggie Smith

"I don't like you today."
- Kristi Lee to Tom

"Obviously cigarettes were declared a sin in the part of the bible that was written in the 1800's."
- Auggie Smith on the Sin Tax

"I look at your mind like a big dusty attic."
- Chick McGee on Tom's brain