A Guy Who Likes Jokes
Moody McCarthy thinks about jokes constantly. Fortunately for audiences, he tells a lot of them too. With a career that spans two decades, Moody has built a solid resume that includes appearances on Last Comic Standing, Jimmy Kimmel Live, The Early Show and the Style Network. He's also become a favorite around the country, entertain folks with his stories about being an uncle, women with raspy voices,and jumping time zones just to name a few. But if you're still curious about some of the other topics he tackles, check out the track listing on his new CD, The Night It Went Well, or better yet, buy one.

Horton Hears REO Speedwagon
While it's true that REO Speedwagon has been a mainstay in rock music since the 70’s, the current chapter of the band’s history began back in 2003, when along with fellow rockers, Styx and Journey, they embarked on the epic Main Event Tour. This not only gave REO the chance to revisit some of their favorite hits, but also to try out the songs that would eventually be featured on their newest album, Find Your Own Way Home. Speaking of new projects, lead singer and guitarist Kevin Cronin and the rest of the band are featured in the new animated feature film Horton Hears a Who! starring Jim Carey and Steve Carrell.

Guitar Hero
Singer/songwriter Henry Phillips may be lonely and a self-professed loser, but he's also one of the most clever comedians on the planet. While it's true his songs often focus on the darker, more twisted side of life, we still find his soft-spoken, self-deprecating personality quite adorable. Though his demeanor may lead you to believe otherwise, he's actually a fun guy to be around, especially if you enjoy gambling, drinking or gambling while drinking. Henry is also a gifted guitar player who actually got his start performing serious songs as a folk singer. Unfortunately folk songs weren't paying the bills, so he just changed a few lyrics around and became a successful standup comedian.

FACTOID - Henry has an interesting video posted on his MySpace site that shows him sitting in on a radio interview gone wrong.

Steve 'Ain't' White
Don’t let the name fool you, comedian Steve White is actually an African American. This mixed-up moniker must confuse quite a few people because Steve chose SteveAintWhite.com to be the official name of his website. Now that we've got that all cleared up, here are some of his credits. Steve has been featured on MTV, HBO, BET, The Oprah Winfrey Show, and Evening at the Improv. As an actor, White has has had guest staring roles on the ABC sitcom Hanging with Mr. Cooper, in the film Coming To America with Eddy Murphy and in a number of Spike Lee Joints (AKA films).

Remember Bill Hader
Heralded as Saturday Night Live’s “New Secret Weapon,” Bill Hader is now popping up everywhere.  Now in his third season on SNL, Hader has smoothly made the transition to feature films, appearing in mega hits like SuperBad, Knocked Up, You, Me and Dupree,  Hot Rod and the upcoming comedy Forgetting Sarah Marshall.  Originally from Tulsa, Oklahoma, Hader is an alumnus of the Second City Los Angeles improv group, and a member of the comedy team Animals From the Future.  Forgetting Sarah Marshall opens this Friday in theaters everywhere.

The Intellectual Buffoon
Using a mixture of intellectual humor and physical buffoonery, David Crowe leaves no subject uncovered when he takes the stage. He enjoys sharing stories about putting bumper stickers on other people’s cars just as much as he loves dispensing his views on current events and politics. As the only comedian in history to win both the Seattle International Comedy Competition and the San Francisco International Comedy Competition, Crowe is well respected among his peers, and luckily for him, non-comedians find his act equally as enjoyable. He’s one of our favorite guests, has appeared on three previous B&T albums and was featured on the first BOB&TOM Comedy Central special and even joined the gang this past February in the Bahamas.

Michael McDowell's Greatest Hits
In most sports it’s a good thing when you’re the star of a frequently shown highlight on ESPN, but in the case of NASCAR driver Michael McDowell, it might be something you’d like to forget.  Back on April 4th at the Texas Motor Speedway, McDowell was involved in one of the scariest looking crashes in years.  While attempting to qualify for the race, McDowell’s #00 Aaron’s Toyota Camry lost control which lead to a head on collision with the wall at approximately 165 mph.  The car then flipped eight times while flames shot out of the engine.  The amazing part of the entire ordeal was that McDowell walked away from the horrifying crash without injury.  The car wasn’t so lucky.  This was an interesting beginning to promising rookie season in the Sprint Cup Series to say the least. WATCH THE CRASH>>>

A Very Zany Tuesday
If you're wondering why there is a feeling of emptiness deep inside your soul, it's because you've been without The Zany Report for an entire week. For those new to the show, The Zany Report, as brought to you each week by Bob Zany, is the only segment we have that comes equipped with its own built-in comedy safety net. Even if the Report fails to make the trip all the way to Funny-ville, America's Favorite game show "Fix the Joke Baby" will be able to turn that frown upside down. And once again some lucky fan will win a few cool T-shirts, Zany's chart topping CD, I Just Can't Win Baby, and a very valuable one year subscription to the BOB&TOM VIP site.

Get Out Your
No. 2 Pencil
For those of you who aren't familiar with Scott Dunn, he's a stand-up comedian, an author, a father of two, a husband of one, and is also a history buff. This the past year, Scott's been using his knowledge of the past to create a regular feature on the show in which his "Roasts" major events throughout history, and then gives us a little pop-quiz when he's done. So make sure you've got a No. 2 pencil handy. Recently, Scott treated us to his first installment of History Theater, in which he and Drew Hastings recreated what it was like during the final days of the Alamo.

"The difference between classy and trashy is timing and planning."
- David Crowe on dating

"I don't think anyone was expecting a fecal attack."
- Tom Griswold on the story about a guy defecating in a basket full of video games.

"The old man's creed: Never trust a fart and never waste a boner."
- Pat Dailey

"Most of the women I've dated are like Pringles. They're white, slightly warped and the snap easily."
- Drew Hastings

"If I put out an album it would be called 'Chick McGee: Coastin'"
- Chick McGee on his work ethic

"I'm just trying to let your jokes register through my antidepressants."
- Drew Hastings on why he wasn't laughing during the Zany Report

"Shows like Bad Girls Club are the starting pistol for Armageddon."
- Bobcat Goldthwait on reality TV

"So when you go into the strip clubs, do you leave your dignity in the car or put it in the trunk."
- Tom Griswold

"Humans have sex face to face to cause guilt"
- Chick McGee on how Humans are the only animal to use more positions than doggy style .

"Evidently underwear does serve a purpose."
- Tom Griswold on how he started wearing underwear after seeing an embarrassing picture of himself.

"I think I'm just going to go home and listen to this show. I hear it's pretty good."
- Bob Kevoian

"I'm not even lucky enough to fantasize about winning the lottery. I have to fantasize about someone else winning, and then killing them."
- Andy Hendrickson

"Why can't I have a pool?"
- Todd Snider wondering why now beer companies have paid him to use "Beer Run"

"I thought my marriage was going to be over before we got our wedding pictures back."
- John Heffron

"These guys are actually pretty good people, despite my apathy."
- Chick McGee trying to sound interested while reading a live commercial

"I don't color my hair for the same reason I don't dance, I don't want to feel queer."
- Nick Griffin

"I was on the Quotes Page once... back in 1995 I think."
- Frank Caliendo

"Frank wants to be on the Quotes Page. Yeah, that's what he needs, more exposure."
- Nick Griffin

"So far the BOB&TOM sports desk is 0-2 in solo shows."
- Gunner on his and Chick's solo morning show careers

"I'm not racist, I just find diversity dangerous."
- Daniel Tosh

"Have you guys ever got to the point in your life where you know you've met enough people."
- Greg Warren

"These primaries are like an expensive high school election."
- Bob Kevoian

"One guy doing something weird is a nut, a group of people doing something weird is a church."
- Bengt Washburn on growing up Mormon

"If we were going to be eating Jesus' body, I wanted dark meat."
- Steve Poltz on his confusion during his First Communion

"Get off the treadmill and go to the bar."
- Kristi Lee on how she doesn't like that her gym is becoming a pick-up joint

"Those strip mall karate places only teach you enough to get your ass whupped"
- Paul Thorn

"I scissor-kicked a circus bear to help raise over $200 to raise awareness for animal cruelty."
- Donnie Baker on bear wrestling

"I'm not available... when is it?
- Tom Griswold when asked to attend the Ferret Festival with Chick

"Everything I touch turns to sold."
- Kenny Tarmac

"You can talk about me in the tabloids all you want, but those come out every week and are forgotten. Songs like this, they stick around a lot longer."
- Kid Rock on his new song "So Hott" and how song writers get revenge

"The only professions where people prefer someone with little experience are politics and prostitution."
- Scott Dunn

"As a liberal, it pains me to say this, but when is America finally going to wake up and realize that tigers hate gay people."
- Auggie Smith on the recent tiger attacks and Siegfried and Roy.

"In Asia, the name Ty(rone) means 'creativity.' In America it means 'not hiring.'"
- Ty Barnett

"Why would I lie to you, we're not married?"
- Ross Bennett to Bob Kevoian

"My biggest fear about voting is getting trapped in the booth."
- Jamie Lissow

"This is like a think-tank of nothing."
- Tammy Pescatelli on The BOB&TOM Show

"Are we on the air or are these practice shows we're doing?"
- Chick McGee

"I've come across a fecal monument or two."
- Tom Griswold on the stains on shopping carts

"Kristi Lee Love You Long Time."
- Possible slogan for Kristi Lee in 2008

"Never play flag football in the nude."
- Bob Kevoian

"Whore's gotta eat too."
- Kristi Lee after hearing the story of the prostitute at Thanksgiving dinner

"I'm the boy in the bubble without the bubble."
- Jimmy Pardo on his multiple allergies

"Instruction manuals are nothing more than another man's opinion."
- Chick McGee

"Kids to me are like ghosts. I'm not afraid of them, but I don't want to move into a building that has them."
- Auggie Smith

"My ex-wife told me she wanted a divorce because she'd lost the tingle. I don't know what a tingle is, but it's equivalent to one house."
- Emo Philips

"If you start with it in there, it's okay."
- Bob Kevoian explaining how a thong is different than a wedgies

"I have a gorgeous taint."
- Chick McGee

"Her favorite recording artist is Tomas Edison."
- Bob Kevoian to Granny during the Shoe-In of the Week.

"I'm not going to get an operation on my johnson just because some e-mail keeps suggesting it. But my wife just keeps sending it."
- Nathan Trenholm

"Every project my dad worked on started with 'I can do it' and ended with 'nobody's gonna see that'."
- Andres Fernandez

"How low have you sank when you are going to Greg Hahn for relationship advice."
- Orny Adams to Kristi Lee

"Didn't we leave Tuna Town and move to cookoo-ville?"
- Tom Griswold on Anne Heche

"Now on sale we've got the OJ Simpson 'Find the Real Killer' Mirror. Is it magic or just common sense."
- Billy Mayzing with a new crop of amazing products

"When I'm 80 years old, just sign me up for a nice bowl movement."
-Tom Griswold on Hef and getting older

"My dog will talk your ear off if you let him."
- Dan Grueter on giving his dog a redneck voice

"They show too many commercials at the movies. That's the biggest crime in the world."
- Bob Kevoian

"The only difference between southern sodomy and prison rape is their taste in music."
- Tom Griswold

"I bet gay guys have sex all the time because there aren't any women to tell them no."
- Larry Reeb

"My to-do list consists of women's names and drugs."
- Shane Mauss

"Joe Theismann won't be here for another four hours so you may want to hold off on taking that Viagra."
- Tom Griswold to Chick McGee

"Ladies, if you don't want to date a drunk, don't go shopping at the drunk store."
- Shane Mauss on women picking up men in bars

"If I stopped drinking scotch, Johnny Walker would have to get rid of one of their trucks."
- Ron White

"Are you at all self sufficient?"
- Tom Griswold to Ron White

"I played basketball in highschool and they used to call me the mailman. Not because I was good, but because I used to shoot up the locker room after a bad loss."
- Rob Haney

"I like the WNBA. There is nothing like a two-hour layup drill."
- John Evans