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April 26, 2002
Jim Breuer
You loved him as Goat Boy. You couldn't stop laughing at "Half Baked." But nothing will prepare you for Jim Breuer: Hardcore. Now starring in his own Comedy Central Special, backed up by his own heavy-metal band, Jim delivers a full hour of original standup that will leave you banging your head for more.

"The ratings have been through the roof," says Breuer. "On Comedy Central I think that means eight people watched."

Breuer says that he approached the cable channel about doing this special because they are good about showing things over and over again. They are also about to air a behind the scenes show with Jim, called Breuer Off Stage.

In the act, Breuer pokes fun at his all time favorite rock band, AC/DC. Word of this got out to the band, and he was contacted by some of the members who liked his bit. "If I could ever be on stage with them, that would be a dream come true. It would be like the time on SNL when I was on with Pesci and Di Nero."

Right now, Breuer is splitting his time staying at home with the wife and kids, and out on the comedy circuit. "I would let camera's into my house like on The Osbornes, but my show would contain a lot more sleeping, and a lot more fighting."

The Hokey Pokey - AC/DC style - MP3 file
 

April 25, 2002
More than Malcolm's Dad

Though he starred in his first commercial at the age of 8, his acting career didn't take off until he graduated from college. Bryan Cranston is a veteran of both film and television, but is currently seen each week playing Hal, the accident prone father on the FOX network hit show Malcolm in the Middle.

"The hardest part about being an actor is having to do the auditions to find work," says Cranston. "Ask any actor and they'll tell you that the dream is to find a steady gig."

Bryan has found more than a steady gig, he's found a very successful steady gig. One that he really enjoys working on. "It's a kick in the head," says Cranston. "I wake up every morning and get to go try and make people laugh, and get well paid to do it." So well paid that Bryan jokes about buying Studio City. "Well, I don't actually own it... the bank does. I am making my payments though."

The reason he gets paid so well is that
Malcolm in the Middle has become one of the highest rated shows on FOX. Bryan credits the show's writing with a lot of their success. "The scripts are pretty much set in stone. There isn't much improv there."

Though Hal is a comedic character, many of Cranston's roles are more on the dramatic side. He was in the movie
Saving Private Ryan, and you may have seen him playing astronaut Buzz Aldrin on the HBO Emmy award winning series From the Earth to the Moon. He isn't a stranger to comedy however, on Seinfeld he portrayed Jerry's dentist, the one who converted to Judaism just so he could tell the jew jokes.

Aside from Malcolm, Brian will be directing a "sexual comedy romp," in the next few months and another of his directed indie films
Last Chance, will be released soon.

 

April 24, 2002
And Then There Were Two
For over a month, Alex, from ABC's The Bachelor, has done nothing but date 25 beautiful women, and decide which one of them he would possibly consider marrying. Each week, he had to narrow the field down by handing out roses to the ones he wanted to keep. Finally, after all of his dream dates, he has it narrowed down to two.

Trista is one of the finalist in the competition to land TV's most eligible bachelor. She's not surprised at who she's up against. "From the beginning, I had an idea of who would last and who wouldn't, so I'm not surprised that Amanda is still around."

From the beginning of the show, Tommy G. predicted that Trista would win it all... and Chick McGee has gone on record saying that he would like to sleep with her. But no matter what happens, Trista is happy she took the chance and went on the show.

"I saw the ad on TV, and decided that I would apply. I am a busy woman, and it's hard to find a man. So I figured I would let the network find the guy for me," says Trista. "I've had a blast. I got to go on great dates, go to Hawaii, and live in a mansion in Malibu."

The final episode of The Bachelor airs in a special 2-hour format. The first hour is dedicated to the 23 women who didn't make it to the finals. They will all sit around and give their perspective on Alex, the two finalists, and the game itself. Trista says she is interested to see what the other ladies have to say because each week she is learning more and more about what really went on around her. Including, what Alex did with the other girls on their dates. Find out if Trista gets chosen as the first winner of The Bachelor, Thursday night on ABC.


FACTOID - The name Trista means "sad eyes until she smiles"

 

Ben hangs out
with Paul McCartney
back in 1976.

April 24, 2002
Hey Hey Good Morning

He was a fan of radio from an early age, and even majored in radio and television broadcasting in college. Though Ben Fong-Torres ended up being a successful book and magazine writer, he never lost his love of radio, which led to his authoring of The Hits Just Keep on Coming: The History of Top 40 Radio."


   Ben with Carlos Santana
   and KTVU's Kenny Wardell
   in 1988.

The book is a look back on the classic DJ's who spun the hits for fans across the country, including Casey Kasem, Gary Owens, and Rick Dees. Those legendary radio voices tell Torres behind the scenes stories and what working in the industry has been like over the years. .

"What's hard to believe about thegreat Boss jocks is that many people have heard of them, but not many people actually heard them on the air," says Torres. "Radio is overwhelmingly a local thing. DJ's back in the day became local celebrities." The book also includes a CD that has old air checks from all the greatest DJ's of the time.

Fong himself enjoyed jobs in radio broadcasting over the years, including being a DJ, and hosting many different shows over the years. But Ben's real claim to fame has been as a writer. He has written for Rolling Stone, Playboy, Sports Illustrated, GQ, and Esquire magazines, and is also the author of many books.

It was his time at Rolling Stone Magazine that earned him a character in the movie Almost Famous. "According to people that knew me, that role is nothing like the real me," says Torres. "Aside from the name, not much else was the same. I never just sat around barking orders at writers. But I realize my role in the film was just to help move along the story, so I am OK with it."

No, he didn't just sit around at Rolling Stone, he was a head interviewer and got to sit down with many classic rockers like  Bob Dylan, the Rolling Stones, Ray Charles, Paul McCartney, Elton John and the Jackson 5. "If you look at that picture of me with Paul McCartney, I look so bored," says Torres. "That was not the case at all, we had just been spending a lot of time together."


FACTOID - Ben Fong-Torres was a contestant on Wheel of Fortune and ended up walking away after three days with over $99,000 along with fabulous prizes.

 
April 24, 2002
Six Feet Under
Over the past few years, HBO has become the place to turn for the most original programming, and ground breaking television series. With comedies like Sex & the City, and dramas like The Sopranos, the pay cable giant has become the one to beat at the award shows. Following in the footsteps of it's award winning predecessors, HBO's newest drama series Six Feet Under, is getting rave reviews from critics and fans a like.

Six Feet Under takes place in the always upbeat setting of a family run funeral home. Starting each episode with a new death, the show gives you a behind the scenes look at the dysfunctional family life of the Fishers. However, the show also throws their close friends, lovers, and rival funeral home owners into the mix. That's where actor Matthew St. Patrick comes in. "The funeral community has embraced the show openly," says St. Patrick. When asked what he has learned about the real people who take care of the dead for a living, he said "I have learned that I am in the right line of work."

St. Patrick plays police officer Keith Charles, who also happens to be the on again, off again gay lover and best friend to David Fisher (one of the two Fisher brothers left to run the family business after the untimely death of their father). In recent episodes, it looked as though David and Keith would end up back together, but St. Patrick says "They still have a long road to go. You didn't think the writers would let me off that easy."

Though this role has introduced him into many more households, St. Patrick has had constant work since moving to LA in 1995. He was discovered while working as a bartender and personal trainer (not at the same time), and was immediately coveted as a commercial actor. St. Patrick was involved in some memorable spots including ones for Heineken, Ameritech, Cadillac, and Gatorade. He then moved on to soap opera work, landing reoccurring roles on General Hospital and All My Children, for which he received two NAACP Image award nominations.

Six Feet Under appears on HBO every Sunday at 9 PM Easter time, but according to St. Patrick, "It comes on everyday, at one time or another." And, for those who think the theme song also "rocks," look for the release of the SFU soundtrack on CD.
 
 
  April 24, 2002
Let's Go Out to the Movies
Just when you thought only dorks would stand outside of Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, CA, Bob & Tom talked to "Asian Carl," and your suspicion's were confirmed. Carl is one of the many die hard Star Wars fans camped outside the legendary theater waiting for to buy tickets to a movie that is still almost a month away from being released.

Carl, who is surprisingly single, is joined by many other mid-twenties fans of the SCI-FI series. They are being fed by near by business, are hounded by the news media, and have even been bombarded by water balloons. Carl is relatively new to the line, having only been there for about a week and a half. "The guys at the front of the line have been there since January. Those guys rock!" says Carl.

Many of the folks in line are what Carl refers to as "non-spoilers," that means they don't want to know anything about the movie before they see it. "If someone starts talking about the movie around these people, you are probably going to get wacked in the head." So to keep busy, they are working on installing a DSL Internet modem at the site to give them something to do. Whoever called these people geeks was way off.

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones hits theaters in May, so to keep these people from rioting in the streets when tickets go on sale, a punch card system for keeping track of who has waited the longest has been created. Evidently those seeing the movie opening day will be the ones that don't have jobs. "I don't own any more action figures or anything like that," says Carl, "and I don't wear the costumes. I just grew up with these films... I'm a big fan."

If you want to learn more about these losers... er, fans, check out there website. It even has a countdown to show time.
website
www.liningup.net
 
  April 24, 2002
Tom Mabe in the News
Comedian Tom Mabe has always had a beef with the telemarketing industry. He's made a living standing up to those intrusive phone solicitors by creating oddball characters and outlandish situations to make them wish they'd never called. Mabe has collected enough of these reversee prank phone calls to put out two full CD's tormenting the industry, Revenge of the Telemarketers Rounds 1 & 2.

When he heard the American Teleservices Association Conference was headed for Washington DC, bringing all the major phone soliciting agencies to town, Tom Mabe took the challenge. He set out for the nation's capitol and crashed the party using a fake name and credentials. He then proceeded to get the information he needed to place prank phone calls to telemarketing agency executives in the middle of the night. And what's even more exciting is that all of Mabe's antics are captured on tape. related article
   
 
 
  April 22, 2002
Even the Greats Go Gray
Walt Frazier can be considered one of the greatest New York Knicks of all time. His smooth playing style and flashy wardrobe kept the crowds in Madison Square garden cheering from 1967-1977. On the court, he led the Knicks in assists 10 years in a row, and in points five years. Off the court he was the best dressed athlete of all time, and an all around good guy. "I always tried to be a nice guy, which is one reason why I am still working with kids," says Frazier.

Walt's work with kid includes helping them become good students as well as good athletes. The Walt Frazier Youth Foundation is an organization that rewards children for being good students. "Kid's were always my biggest supporters, so I am glad to be giving something back to them."

Frazier also runs summer camps and basketball clinics for children to help them become good athletes. "I haven't lost a game there yet," says Frazier. "I clean up on those 11 year old kids."

Older fans of Walt Frazier are also being helped by the basketball great. The man who made knee length fur coats look good, is now pitching Just For Men hair gel. Now millions of graying gentlemen are once again thanking Walt for the assist. "I don't do advertisements for products that I don't use myself. I wouldn't do that to my fans," says Walt. His fans can also win $25,000 just by watching Walt's video on JustForMen.com. Frazier's Youth foundation also gets $5 for every viewing of the video, so watch it as often as you'd like.

Aside from helping kids, and pitching hair care products, Frazier is still involved with the New York Knicks, this time as part of the commentary team. "It's the next best thing to playing the game," says Walt. "The game hasn't left me yet."

Now with his wardrobe toned down, and his sideburns trimmed up (with no signs of gray) Walt continues to be one of the most fashionable men in sports.

FACTOID - Walt Frazier got his nickname "Clyde" from the movie "Bonnie & Clyde."
   
April 22, 2002
What's Got Three Holes and You Stick Your Fingers in It?
When talking you problems out isn't working, and the courts are of no help at all, what can a person do to solve a dispute? Finally, Comedy Central has the solution... bowling! Let's Bowl gives people involved in an argument a chance to hit the lanes, and let their balls do the talking. The show features disputes (like a father and son arguing over piercings) and includes commentary by Chopper and Wally.

"The show started as a local program, and we would just pair odd groups of people and have them bowl," says Chopper. "We would have people like a Cub Scout Troop leader, and a Marylin Manson chick." Now the game has changed. The competitors have more in there arsenal than just the ball and pins, they also have the distraction option... which allows a player to sneak up behind their opponent and blow an air horn while they try to bowl.

"Neither one of us are any good," says Wally about he and Chopper's bowling skills. "I just hang out at the alleys and try to buy weed."

Now in its second season, the guys of Let's Bowl have been under a more grueling filming schedule, shooting ten episodes in only four days. "It's tough, but it was a lot of fun," says Chopper. "It helped keep us on a roll... no pun intended"

Chopper is a guy who was destined to be a broadcaster, with his slick voice, and non threatening good looks. Wally on the other hand has absolutely no business being on TV, and knows nothing about bowling, and couldn't care less about sports. That's about all the truth you are going to get out of there bios on the Let's Bowl website. "I sent in my real bio to the guy who wrote them, and I go and read them later and it had been a little beefed up," says Chopper. "It's about 1/3 true."

FACTOID - Chopper has a "real job" on the side working for Shop NBC, while Wally double times as the Executive Producer of Let's Bowl.
 
April 22, 2002
A True Testament
to the Human Spirit

Just when you think you've seen it all, the folks at Guinness find a new record breaker that exemplifies the true testament of the human spirit. One man that embodies this record breaking mentality is Gary Duschl, he's the guy with the World's Longest Gum Wrapper Chain. Definitely not for the squeamish to gaze upon, Gary's chain consists of 940,510 wrappers, stretching 40,416 feet.

"I saw kids in my ninth grade class doing it, and I thought there was nothing more rewarding then linking those wrappers together," says Duschl. He has been working on this project since March 11th, 1965. Now the chain sits in his den, 7.56 miles long, and weighing over 550 pounds.

"I spend one hour a day working on it and I average three feet an hour," says Gary. "I like to sit, watch TV, and work on the chain."

Duschl is the world record holder, and his only close competitor is still miles behind him. To keep his dream alive to reach the 1 million wrapper milestone, Gary is asking for people to send him wrappers to add to the chain. Make sure it's Wrigley's though, that's all he uses. "It was always my favorite gum as a kid, and I guess it still is today." So Gary may seem a bit odd in his hobbies, but at least he's brand loyal.

The chain has been going for 37 years, and Gary has planned that after he is no longer of this world, he want's his life's work to find a new home in a Guinness museum. To find out how to send him wrappers, or how to start a chain of your own, visit his website, gumwrapper.com.

 

"I am a little tired right now. My girlfriend and I have this rule that we won't go to bed angry... I've been up since Tuesday."
- Costaki Econompoulous

"In the game of losers, there are no winners."
- Chick McGee

"Do you think they will release swallows at Linda Lovelace's funeral?"
- Tom Griswold

"Is it bad when your husband starts referring to his burial plot as the vacation getaway?"
- Etta May

"There's not much style in a size 60 sport coat"
- Chick McGee recalling an inspirational phrase his father shared with him.

Dick jokes bought me a house, and poop jokes furnished it.
- Bob Zany

Veggie Hot dogs at the ball park? Why don't those vegetarians go start their own baseball league, one where the players aren't made out of meat.
- Bob Kevoian

I slept with a 60 year old woman once. The best thing about it was that I didn't have to take her home the next morning, the van came and picked her up.
- George Lopez

If loving you is wrong, Bob, I don't want to be right.
-Chick McGee

No matter what Britney Spears decides to name her new restaurant, the most talked about item on the menu will be the stuffed breasts.
-"Larry King"

Have you seen "The Bachelor" yet? This show is a tremendously bad idea... which is why I am not going to miss a single episode.
- Tom Griswold

Her boobs looked like fried eggs sliding down a wall.
-"Larry King"
( Describing Gwyneth Paltrow at the Oscars.)

You know, I'm not here to judge any one, but that is wrong.
-Chick McGee

I just want to meet a nice girl, settle down, and start cheating on her.
-Joel Lindley

I broke up with my girlfriend the other day. I guess girls seem to like guys who have goals... nobody teaches you that kind of thing.
-Henry Phillips