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April 23 - 17, 2007

When Geeks Get Into Stand-Up Comedy
When he wasn't manning the Budweiser Freshness hotline and keeping the world safe from skunky beer as the famous “Bud Delivery Guy,” Don McMillan spent his time becoming a nationally recognized, headlining standup comedian. Aside from his work in commercials for Budweiser, 7-11 and Little Caesar’s Pizza, Don has become one of the premier corporate comedians, and as far as we know, the only standup that comes equipped with PowerPoint. With his geeky background as an engineer for the likes of IBM and AT&T, Don is leading the way in technological humor, the best of which can be found on his new comedy DVD Technically Funny 2.0. Those of you who prefer your comedy to be presented on screen, you can look for Don in the feature film, Don: Plain and Tall.Check out and check out Don's MYSPACE site.

 

Mr. Comedy Central
If you get the opportunity to see Greg Giraldo perform at a comedy club, you should take it because with his busy television schedule, you never know when the chance may happen again. If you ever watch Comedy Central, you’ve probably seen Greg. He’s hosted both Stand-Up Nation with Greg Giraldo and Friday Nite with Greg Giraldo. He was also a regular panelist on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, has had two comedy specials, and took part in the Roast of William Shatner. Not a stranger to other networks, Giraldo has also appeared on Late Night with Conan O’Brien (over a dozen times), The Late Show with David Letterman and had his own sitcom on ABC called Common Law, which was based on his experiences at a New York law firm.

 

Twisted Greetings
Comedian Dan Cummins is crisscrossing the country and hitting as many colleges and comedy clubs as he can along the way. Cummins is a comically gifted singer/songwriter who’s famous among BOB&TOM listeners for his role as the pushy java salesman in the piece “At the Coffee House.” Though he’s only played a few of his humorous tunes for B&T, you can listen to all of them by purchasing his comedy album, Lower Your Goals, on his website. While you’re there, why not order a few of Dan’s famous Twisted Greetings greeting cards which are inappropriate for any occasion.

 

Surprise, It's Kevin Pollak
Actor, comedian and master impressionist Kevin Pollak surprised us with a phone call early Friday morning, but this was more than just a friendly ring. Kevin wanted to inform us about his new film, Numb (co-starring Matthew Perry), which will be premiering at the Tribeca Film Festival between April 26th and May 6th. He's also developed a new "Larry King Game" and finally has Christopher Walken shirts available. Check his website for details on all three.

 

A Man on the Move
Comedian Ruben Paul, not to be confused with the actor who played Pee Wee Herman or the fat guy who won American Idol a few years back, has been keeping pretty busy. Not only does he have a new album in the works, his also been testing the waters of the acting world. Ruben has appeared in the movies Ground Control, Deliver Us From Eva and Pensacola Wings among others. As you can see, Ruben is a man on the movie, but he still finds time to continue his work on the road touring the comedy club circuit.

FACTOID - If you go to his website, you'll notice Ruben Paul is wearing a Dodgers hat in most of his pictures. We don't know if he's really a fan, or just trying to kiss up to Bob.


He Just Wants
to Be Funny
Way back in the first grad, Michael Kosta knew he wanted to be funny when he grew up. Having never met him, we don’t know if he's ever achieved that lofty goal, but we do know he has become a standup comedian, so chances are he did. Formerly an athlete on the professional tennis tour, you can now find Michael in comedy clubs across the country as well as on TV in an episode of Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham. According to Kosta, you’ll know it’s him when you see the “very tall, very handsome, and very funny” guy.

The Word of Aug
The ranting, raving comedian from Montana, Auggie Smith is heading back to the studio and you'd better believe he's enter the studio with his guns blazing. From the first moment we met Auggie, he became one of our favorite young comedians, and his comedy pieces on drinking, Bed Bath & Beyond and leading a religious cult have become show classics. Because Aug finds his material in the absurdities of everyday people, situations and politics, he's never had a problem finding new targets on which to take aim . Be warned, if you listen to Smith's ranting long enough, you too will find yourself following "The Word of Aug." But is that really such a bad thing? Auggie has appeared on two previous B&T albums including Happy Hour, on which he talks about the time he had to drive his dad home from the bar when he was only 9 years old.

 
Fark Yeah!
He plays soccer, lives in Kentucky, drinks a lot of beer and in his spare time he runs a website that’s visited by over 30 million people every month. The 'He' in that previous sentence is Drew Curtis, and he's the man behind the popular website, Fark.com. When not partaking in any of the aforementioned activities, Curtis spends his time pouring over the 2,000 new articles submitted to him every day in order to find the strangest, weirdest, funniest and most asinine news to link to. Along with news, Fark provides links to an array of odd pictures, sound clips and a multitude of other fascinating features that only the World Wide Web could provide. Fark.com has been mentioned in Time, Newsweek and Wired, and for some strange reason, it’s regularly featured on CBS Marketwatch. Curtis' popular website has also just been spun-off into a new book, It's Not News, It's Fark.
 

The Amazing
Dan Mengini
Dan Mengini may sound like the name of a magician, but the way he gets audiences to laugh is no illusion. He may not be the next David Blaine, but he has been described as a guy who’s “too worried about too little, but not smart enough to do anything about it.” Dan has appeared in numerous TV spots, and is a regular in comedy clubs across the country. Dan’s jokes are also as fresh as they are funny because as he likes to say, if it’s been done before, you won’t see it at his show.

 

Putting the K
Back in Comedy

You truly never know what to expect when Scotty K, former teen councilor and son of a Southern Baptist Preacher, hits the stage. No two shows are ever alike as Scotty skillfully incorporates his outlook on life and mixes it with his ADHD delivery to produce a sidesplitting observational style of humor. From the moment you first meet Mr. K (even if it's just passing him in the hallway or next to him at a urinal), you won’t be able to help but get caught up in his limitless energy and hysterical point of view. Scotty has been seen on BET Comic View, Comcast Comedy Spotlight and of course, The Weather Channel.

 

He's not Cheap, He's Cost Conscious
Comedian, corporate speaker and world-class voice-over talent Dave Dugan has been compared to comedy legend Bob Newhart in that he plays the part of the everyman victim to perfection. With a dry delivery, wealth of material and unbelievably deep voice, Dugan has made it big on the standup scene, headlining clubs across the country. However, where Dave is able to utilize his talents most effectively is during his corporate speaking gigs. Dugan is famous for walking into a speaking engagement as an imposter; posing as a new hire in the company's upper management or even as a desperate, pathetic competitor. A long time friend of the show, Dugan has appeared on a number of B&T albums, both as himself and as Sid Gurney's best buddy, Bart McAlister.

FACTOID - Dave Dugan is the voice that reminds viewers that Steak 'n Shake is "famous for Steakburgers" at the end of each of the popular restaurant chain's commercials.

 
 

Animal Lover
Since Tim Bedore's popular segment, Vague But True, has become a regular feature on the BOB&TOM show, certain topics seem to pop up on a regular basis. One of the most popular subject matters has been the secret war raging between man and beast which Tim has dubbed the "Animal Conspiracy." The first installment of this larger work appeared on the album B&T Camel Toe almost three years ago, but as the news stories keep adding up and listener e-mails keep rolling in, Tim has had no choice but to continue informing the masses about this ongoing battle. Will the battle continue in this week's report? You'll just have to tune in to find out.

 

The Tour Continues
We love comedian Mike Birbiglia so much, that it would be almost unbearable to go more than two weeks without hearing from him. Fortunately, that's not going to happen. We've even set him up with a special ISDN line to the studio so when he dials in, it'll sound like he's right here next to us. For those of you who don't know Mike, he is man of deep thoughts. He's a man who sleepwalks. But, he's also a traveling comedian (who occasionally gets into car accidents) which means he's not only on the road a lot, he's also got plenty of free time. Mix those three factors together and you end up with a little something he likes to call his Secret Public Journal. The Legions of adoring fans who have signed up for his newsletter get his very secret yet very public writings e-mailed directly to them on a regular basis, but out of respect for those who haven't joined, Mike is taking his musings on a little something he likes to call his Sleepwalk Across America Tour.

When the Leaves
Blow Away

He’s dry, he's a master of misdirection, and he sounds like he’s always half asleep or depressed. He is comedian Steven Wright. With a unique style and instantly identifiable delivery, Steven is a legend in the world of comedy and still ranks among the best comics performing today. And though he's been working regularly over the years, he's largely been absent from TV. Last year, he released his first TV special in nearly two decades and this year, he's coming out with a new DVD project, When the Leaves Blow Away. The DVD includes a recent standup performance in Toronto, a classic performance from 1988 and his short film, One Soldier. We're getting excited just thinking about it. And we know he's excited about it too, even if he doesn’t sound like it on the phone.

 

Second Only to
American Idol
Sure, he's no Sanjaya, but we're still happy that it's time again for that fabulous feature, The Zany Report, as brought to you each week by Bob Zany. This man of comedic courage runs the comedy gauntlet every Tuesday, hoping that his report will lead to roaring laughter throughout the studio. And though he normally falls just a bit short, this legendary talent refuses to give up or give in. Also, one lucky fan will attempt to improve a Zany punchline by playing Fix The Joke, Baby (live) where they can win a boatload of prizes including a one year BOB&TOM VIP membership, a couple of ultra cool T-shirts and a whole lot more!

 

 

Putting a Spin on History
In the world of the BOB&TOM Show, Scott Dunn has become famous for his celebrity roasts and the ability to turn any event in history, no matter how important, into a comedy routine. So far he's skewered George Washington, Jesus, Frankenstein, Buddha, the first Thanksgiving, and even the funeral of Abraham Lincoln. We've enjoyed these bits so much whenever Scott has dropped by, that B&T decided to make it a regular feature, with the first installment coming this monday. We know it will be funny, but we have no idea who or what may be next?

FACTOID - Scott Dunn is also the author of two novels, The Big Cookie and Through the Turn

 

Monday Pop Quiz
Do you think you know a lot about sports? How About News? If so, then Dan St. Paul challenges you to take his weekly topical quiz. And if you have the right answers (or can come up with a few of your own) you might be among our next group of prize package winners. To participate all you need is a brain, a sense of humor, and some general knowledge of the pop culture. Sounds easy enough, doesn't it? Take the quiz!

 

 

 

"You bring the condom, I'll bring something to putin it."
- Auggie Smith on dating

"in all the years I've done radio, nobody has ever asked me what Drew Barrymore smelled like."
- Blake Clark to Chick McGee

"I don't know if I want to die, but it wouldn't be the end of the world for me."
- Nick Griffin

"In my twenties, if there was something in bed with me, I was rubbing against it."
- Bob Kevoian on Men and Women in bed

"It's not that I have too many in my pocket, I really want you to take the mint."
- Mike Marino on people with bad breath

"You think regular crabs are bad, you should see them scramble when you heat 'em up."
- "Floyd Tucker" on genital lice and heating pads

"When strip clubs start taking credit cards it'll be the old swipe and wipe."
- Tom Griswold

"What is it about drinking that makes the adam's apples on transvestites disappear."
- Pete Johansson

"Men like women with raspy voices because they think they're done yelling."
- Moody McCarthy

"A loveless marriage means single. Look it up."
- Paul Mecurio

"Smokers, we're a dying breed."
- Bob Kevoian

"If you can rule it a suicide, you're going to lunch early."
- Mike Armstrong on the difference between real cops and cops on TV

"If a stripper can't take a little hot wax in the eye, she shouldn't be a stripper anyways."
- Donnie Baker on Strippers at Car Washes

"Today might be the day I cry on the air."
- Chick McGee

"Some people love rolling around in that fleshy Jell-o."
- Bob Kevoian on guys who enjoy heavy honeys

"I don't like chocolate on my cod."
- Tom Griswold on mixing sex and food.

"I fight like sandpaper. I may be skinny, but I'll scratch the hell out of you. I'm also a heavy bleeder."
- James P. Connolly

"Chick's dig guys with confidence. At least I think they do."
- James P. Connolly

"This guy came up and called me a righteous piece of poon. And this was after he offered me a free windshield repair."
- Andi Smith

"I tend to enjoy a complete physical more if it's done on a Saturday night."
- James Gregory

"Going to the doctor is just one uncomfortably position after another. It's a lot like being in college."
- Patti Vasquez

"I bet when you were a baby you were all mustache."
- Chick McGee to Bob

"You'd better get her a Valentine's day present if you ever want to hit that again."
- Paul Mecurio to Sean Morey on buying his woman a gift

"I get paid to be insulted by you, our guests don't."
- Kristi Lee to Tommy G.

"You know it's getting bad when you're with someone and you want to put your shirt on before your underwear."
- Dan Kaufman on getting older and out of shape

"Chick you couldn't handle a talking pussy."
- Caroline Rhea on the talking cat from her show, Sabrina the Teenage Witch

"I don't wear sweaters. There is nothing interesting about them."
- Tom Griswold

"I bet you'd make a lovely woman."
- Chick McGee to Tom Griswold

"I'm a character actor, which is a polite way of saying 'ugly.'"
- Jim Gaffigan

"I like Canada, because any country that has it's own bacon has to be a special place."
- Jim Gaffigan

"The worst thing ever created was the omelet buffet bar."
- Tom Griswold

"I'm still married to my wife because neither one of us want custody of the kids"
- Marc Yaffee

"She likes to be known as the 'Larry King' of menstruation."
- Bob Kevoian on tampons attached to suspenders

"I don't expect you to look good every day, just try to string a few days together. You don't have to be Cal Ripkin Jr. but see if you can get a streak going."
- John Evans to his wife

"They can't sell you a gun while you're crying."
- Lord Carrett on divorce

"If you've never been to a Waffle House, picture a men's restroom that sells pancakes."
-Jim Gaffigan

"You ever see that mug shot of Nick Nolte? I wish I felt that good."
- Nick Griffin

"We've always had stupid people, it's just that when I was young we didn't let them outside."
- Tammy Pescatelli on the show she wants to do called 'What the Hell is Wrong With You.'

"I will come over to your house and sit on your bed for $10."
- Chick McGee

"I was a Shushy Cat."
- Ben Folds on his former bands

"My wife starred at me like I had just asked to have a three way with her mom. No, it was way worse than that time."
-Emo Philips

"There's no 12-step program for stupid."
- Heywood Banks

"Leave it to you to look at the sad side of stripping."
- Chick McGee to Kristi Lee