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April 28 - May 2

The Dream Team of Comedy
Billed as “America’s Comedy Dream Team,” The Good Humor Men are a group of stand-up comedians (otherwise known as a Heckle of Comedians) including Jimmy Brogan, Anthony Griffith, and Pat Hazell. Each of these fine comedians have many credits to their name including television appearances, sold out live shows, and movie roles. Brogan is one of the top writers for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Griffith is an Emmy Award winner, and Hazell is one of the original writers for the biggest comedy show of all time, Seinfeld. Together with Wayne Cotter, Henry Cho, Mark Schiff & Evan Davis, they’ll be joining forces to present Ha-Ha Palooza in Dayton, OH at the new Schuster Center.

 

He's Lubasonic
Looking for a clean, intelligent comedy show full of observational humor? If so, comedian Randy Lubas is the guy for you. Lubas has performed over 5,000 shows in over forty states. He has made dozens of television appearances and has worked at the most prestigious casinos in Las Vegas and Reno. Whether he is making fun of flying, engineering, or himself, Randy’s universal observations hit home with everyone.

FACTOID - Randy Lubas has developed his own game show called "Funny You Should Ask."

 

Hangin' With Mr. Curry
Mark Curry
was a class clown since his earliest days in school and it was during these years that he decided a life of stand-up comedy was the right choice for him. The next step was to find a place to perfect his skills… and for Mark, that place was a local drug store. From these humble beginnings, Curry has become one of the more popular comedians touring today, and is often recognized from his staring role in the hit sitcom Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper, or as the host of Showtime at the Apollo.

 

High Energy
3-D Comedy

Heath Hyche, who claims he was not named after the candy bar, has a unique stage show full of high-energy sketch comedy, over-the-top characters, quick-change costumes, whimsical scenery and more props than you can shake a stick at (He has a stick on stage if you’d like to try). His ability to morph into a variety of characters has made him a sitcom favorite, appearing in shows including "The Jeff Foxworthy Show" and "Mad About You." He also had roles in feature films The Odd Couple II and Man on the Moon.

 
Phil Farrar: Aboard
the USS Abraham Lincoln

President Bush will declare an end to the Iraq war as he speaks to the nation Thursday evening from aboard the U-S-S Abraham Lincoln off the coast of San Diego and Phil Farrar of Newsradio KOGO in San Diego will bring us the story from aboard the massive aircraft carrier.  A big welcome is planned for Friday for the ship and its crew as the President flies to San Diego to spend the night on the returning aircraft carrier as it comes home from the war in Iraq. Three detachments of San Diego-based airplanes and helicopters from the Lincoln are also returning to North Island Naval Air Station.
 
It's a "Dunn" Deal
Scott Dunn was a marketing manager for a Fortune 500 company, but he had a different dream that just wouldn't go away. He wanted to become a writer and comedian, but after college ended, Dunn got a "real good job" that he wasn't too happy doing. One day he came to a realization that "if I don't make this attempt to do this, then I'm going to regret it for the rest of my life." So he quit his job, moved to New York City and has been writing and performing comedy ever since.
 

Zany Report:
Wednesday Edition

The lovable Bob Zany normally shares his always new and sometimes funny Zany Report on Tuesdays, but this week he's a day late. This legendary comic and all around great guy, is going to be bringing his A-material for what is going to be the biggest, funniest, most spectacular report of year (no pressure, Bob). If you aren’t laughing when it’s all said and done, you can always go to BobZany.com and test your hand at punch line writing by playing Fix The Joke Baby. Pick up one of those "Papa Eat Now" T-shirts while you're at it. Plus, it's the return of the popular Bing Crosby Joke of the Week!

Side Note – When Bob Zany was informed about our expectations for this week's report, he quickly scrapped what he had already written, and began working on new material.

 

Mario Walks Away From Crash & Indy 500 Return
Just a few days after racing legend Mario Andretti announced he was considering a return to the Indianapolis 500, he was involved in a horrible accident while testing a car for his son's racing team. Andretti crashed between turns one and two after running over debris from Kenny Brack's car (see exclusive video from WTHR), causing him to flip several times. Amazingly, Mario walked away from the accident without a scratch, but he later decided that he'd also be walking away from the race as well. Though it's disappointing the 63-year-old Andretti won't become the oldest driver in 500 history, we're all thankful his last time around the track didn't turn out to be his LAST time around the track. And since he won't be racing, Mario can instead spend the month of May sipping wine from his winery.

Michael Andretti Charity Auction
Mario's son, and Indy racing legend in his own rite Michael Andretti announced today an online auction of race-worn and collectible items, as well as the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of his pit crew for the final race of his career, the 2003 Indianapolis 500. The auction will be held online beginning April 25, 2003 and will culminate in a combination live and online auction May 10, 2003, ending at 10:30 p.m. EDT.

SIDE NOTE
- "Good morning race fans..." As always, when talk of racing returns to the BOB&TOM show, so to does our very own "Track Dude," Michael Young.

 

George's Summer Vacation
George Lopez, the hit comedy series created by longtime friend of the show George Lopez (ironically enough), is wrapping up its sophomore season on ABC, which means G-Lo has a nice little summer break ahead of him. He can relax and enjoy himself knowing that while many other series are left in limbo wondering if they’ll be brought back in the fall, he’s already been signed to do a third season. Whether he’s making friends with Sammy Hagar, introducing us to his executive producer Sandra Bullock, or telling us how he stole the president’s speech in DC, its always an adventure when Lopez calls in.

 

April 28, 2003
Dick Smothers, Uncensored
The Smothers Brothers, Dick & Tom, were two of the most influential comedians of the 60’s. Needless to say, their show, The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour became a big hit with audiences when it began its run on CBS. It was just a typical variety program until its humor began to push the envelope a bit more than the censors were comfortable with, especially when it came to the Vietnam War. The story of this behind the scenes battle has recently been captured in the new Bravo documentary, Smothered. In it, many of those involved are interviewed, and questions surrounding the cancellation of the show are answered. Though one question still remains. Did mother Smothers really like Dick best?

 
April 28, 2003
What's Up, Doc?

Mel Blanc was the man behind almost every Loony Tunes cartoon voice for years and years. But when Mel passed away, his son, Noel Blanc, carried on the Blanc voice over tradition. Not only is Noel carrying on his dads legacy by following in his footsteps, he's also helping preserve his legendary work by teaming up with Great American Ink, which holds the distinction of being the world's premier vintage animation gallery. They specialize in unique vintage animation art dating from the late 1900's to the present, including the faces of many of Mel’s well-known characters. For more information call 800-552-BUGS
 

 



"Those jokes are awful, are you chewing Bazooka Joe Bubble gum over there?
- Chick McGee to Tom

"I can afford a yacht, I just don't own one because I hate yacht people."
- Bill Scheft

"I almost got married once but nobody answered the ad."
- Pat Hazell

"If you lose a comedian in the ocean, no body is going to care."
- Bob Kevoian

"The Preisdent has a slightly more important job than I do."
- Randy Lubas, Comedian

"I learned a lot of cool martial arts moves doing Tae Bo, but the problem is I need music to fight."
- Heath Hyche

"When Jesus said Love thy neighbor, he didn't mean doggie style."
- Scott Dunn

"Somebody in the room will die watching a porno."
- Bob Kevoian

"If you're watching a guy suck a goat's nipple, you need to reassess your life."
- Tom Griswold

"Tom is going to be buried face down, so he can see where he's going."
- Bob Kevoian

"A Stripper is just a whore who lacks commitment."
- Jeff Jena

"Speaking of poop, it's time for sports."
- Bob Kevoian

"Just once I would like there to be a surprise that is actually worth it."
- Chick McGee

"I read a recipe like I read Science Fiction. I get to the end and go 'well, no way in hell that's going to happen'."
- "Larry King"

"Bit into a peppermint patty the other day. It was nine years old, but still in mint condition."
- Greg Hahn

"You know you're at a bad hotel when there are bite marks in the soap."
- Greg Hahn