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May 3 , 2002
Hey There Cliffy
This year, the NBC Network turns 75 years old, and to celebrate, the peacock is bringing back many of it's most memorable characters and stars in a week long celebration. One such celebrity is John Ratzenberger, the man who portrayed mailman Cliff Clavin for 11 years on the hit show Cheers.

"The show is going to have past and present stars from NBC all together in the same room. And we are wearing tuxes," says Ratzenberger. Among those appearing are Mr. T., Betty White, Stone Phillips, and Bob Newhart.

Though she starred in a huge hit TV series, Mary Tyler Moore will not be at the show, this is because her series was on CBS. This through Tommy G. for a loop, and the interview took an interesting turn from there. "I never did a show in CBS," said John, "but I did do some carpenter work." It was a nice segue though, because as it turns out Ratzenberger works closely with Moore for the Diabetes foundation. Not only that, we found out that John is a home repair fanatic.

"My boy and I will strap on the tool belts, go out in the back yard, and just come up with excuses to pound on stuff."

Ratzenberger began his career in stage plays, touring Europe. "I went out to tour London and Europe, and ended up staying there for 10 years." It was in London that he broke into films, and eventually ended up in Hollywood working on Cheers.

You won't actually see him, but listen for John in the next Pixar film (the company that made Monsters Inc. and Toy Story), Finding Nemo. You can also see him this Sunday on NBC for the 75th Anniversary Show.

FACTOID - John Ratzenberger had a role in The Empire Strikes Back (Star Wars: Episode V, for all you die-hard fans out there). The real question is, does he have an action figure?

May 2, 2002
Joe Walsh And the Eagles are Still Rocking
Legendary rocker Joe Walsh didn't start his music career playing the guitar like some might think. No, he used to rock out on the oboe and the clarinet. That's what happens when your mother's a "musicologist."

Even when he entered his first band, it wasn't as the lead guitarist. When he played for the G-Clefs and the Nomads, Joe started as a bass player.

It wasn't until he left for Kent State University that his guitar playing took shape, and he was asked to join the Cleveland based band The James Gang. Together, they released multiple Billboard Chart topping tunes. Walsh also had his share of solo hits, with his very first one reaching #6. This is what caught the eyes of The Eagles, who after losing their lead guitarist, were in the market for another one.

"It was nice to be in a band again," says Walsh. "A solo deal is a lonely career. You are the main man, and have to do all the hiring, firing, booking, and writing. It is good when you have the other guys around to help take on some of the responsibility.

Though they had been a great band before, Walsh's addition to the group prior to the release of Hotel California is what helped them reach there mythical status in Rock N' Roll history. Including an induction into the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame.

Just because they are enshrined in the Hall of Fame doesn't mean that the Eagles are retired. After last year's two month tour of Europe, The Eagles are on the road again. This summer, the band is back together to tour the US, and this time it's in smaller venues so that they can have more contact with the crowd. "When you play those big places, it's just not fun anymore," says Walsh.

It's going to be the same bunch of guys backing up the band this time around, with the addition of a new guitar player that Walsh says he hates. "The kid is good, it's keeping me honest, and having to work harder."

"We are going to be pulling out a lot of songs that we were sick of playing," says Walsh. "We'll have a lot from the Eagles catalogue, as well as stuff from each of our solo careers. There is something for everyone."

The Eagles will also be putting out there first studio CD in years. One that Walsh correctly calls the first one of this century. You might also be seeing Joe on the small screen as he expects to make more television appearances on his buddy, Drew Carey's show. "It takes a week to film a half hour TV show. I think I'll stick to rock n' roll."


FACTOID - Joe Walsh ran for President of the US in 1980, and then for Vice President in 1992.

 

May 2, 2002
John Edward
People knew that from and early age, John Edward had a special gift. The fact that he knew a lot about everyone's personal family history, including things that happened well before he was born led people to believe he had a "gift." Turns out, they were right.

"I was actually a skeptic when I was younger," says Edward. "I used to make fun of my mom because she was a psychic junky, and believed all that stuff." John was 15 at the time, when he decided to put a psychic to the test after she made his grandmother cry. His plan backfired, and she ended up converting him into a believer. Edward decided to study up on the subject and eventually learned a skill that would become the focus of his career.

Now John has dedicated his life to helping people communicate with the dead. On his show, Crossing Over, Edward invites audience members into the gallery, and he sits and waits for the dead to step forward and deliver there messages.

"The show started off on the Sci-Fi network and I really thought it would only be about a 13 week gig, then they would cancel it," says Edward. "I am not shocked that we have lasted for three years, but I am pleasantly surprised." Crossing Over can now be seen nation wide on syndication.

Edward has also written best selling books about his talents, and does personal meetings with people. However, you aren't going to be able to book John anytime soon, in order to help as many people as possible, his one-on-one sessions have had to be trimmed down.

In truth, Edward says that you really don't even need him around if you really want to talk to departed loved ones. That is, if you know what you are looking for. "Once people realize that sometimes coincidences aren't really coincidences, they can start to do what I do. The bonds of love from life are carried over."

There are a lot of people who don't believe in what John's selling, but he understands the skeptic's criticism because he too was a nonbeliever."The skeptics normally only have childish arguments to put out against me... but I put my reputation on the line in a study that has now been published in a book."


 

May 2, 2002
Punniest in Show
For the past 16 years, Joel McColl has been the emcee at the O. Henry World Championship Pun-Off. He's also been a judge, and spokesperson of the games which is how he earned the title "Pun God."

"We usually get a couple of thousand people down in Austin, TX to watch the competition, but it's normally a pretty fluid crowd. People can't seem to take it for more than 15 minutes," says McColl.

The Pun God starts off each year's Pun-Off with an explanation of what exactly a pun is. He says it is simply defined as a play on words, sometimes on different senses of the same word and sometimes on the similar sense or sound of different words. We like to think of it as a clever play on words that elicits a groan from the audience.

The contest consist of two parts. The first is the "Punniest in Show," where contestants take stage with a self prepared pun. Those that are judged to be the best (which ironically is usually the ones that get the biggest negative reaction) go on to the head to head Pun-Off, where they are matched up against a fellow punster and given a topic. They then have to go back and forth every five seconds delivering a pun. The first player unable to do so is eliminated.

People from all over the country will be flocking to Austin, TX to take part in the annual event, many of whom do nothing but study the art of pun every day. One contestant won the championship seven years in a row. McColl recalled that he was a janitor, and that is why he was able to sweep up the competition.

 

May 2, 2002
Jim Shea
Jim Shea is the first skeleton gold medallist in US history. Well, he himself is not a skeleton, that's the sport he won the gold in. Why would anyone throw themselves down an icy slide with no protection other than a helmet, you ask? It's because Shea has the Olympics in his genes, being a third generation Olympic athlete. Both his father and grandfather competed in the games.

Though the Olympics are over, Shea finds himself in a new competition. This time, instead of facing the world, Jim is going up against some of the biggest names in sports including six NFL players, 3 other Olympians, and 1 former boxing champ in the Met-Rx Superstars. This made-for-TV sporting event will pit these athletes against one another in ten different events. They will be tested in rock climbing, Seadoo racing, swimming, and in an obstacle course, just to name a few.

"It was a lot of fun," says Shea about his time in Jamaica, where the games were played. "This was my first time in the islands, and it was good to see all those guys again... to be around all those great athletes."

The show is a throw back to the classic Superstars programs of the 60's and 70's. The top scorer in each event earn points, and the athlete with the most points at the end wins. The champion will get some good prizes but Shea says that they were all really playing for pride. "Once you get out there on the field, all you can think about is beating these other guys." The competition will be appearing on on CBS May 4-5th.

 

May 2, 2002
The Voice of
Homer Simpson

Dan Castellaneta practices Tai Chi, is a vegetarian, and never drinks beer, which makes it hard to believe that he is the voice of Homer Simpson. Castellaneta began acting at the age of six, and has been doing impressions and voice work just as long. He got his start in stage plays, which helped him land a role on the Chicago area children's show The Magic Door. He soon landed a spot in the famed Second City comedy team where he caught the eye of Tracy Ullman, who then asked Castellaneta to be a part of her comedy variety show. It was on The Tracy Ullman Show that Dan lent his voice to Homer for the first time.

"One day on the set they came up and told us we were going to be doing a cartoon, and I was excited because I love cartoons," says Castellaneta. "They introduced us to Matt Groening, and he showed us the sketches of this family, and asked if I could come up with a voice." Though that voice would changed over the first season, it has become the trademark of one of the greatest TV characters of all time.

"It's a double edged sword working as a voice actor," says Dan. "I don't get to enjoy the celebrity status of Homer Simpson, but I do get to enjoy the anonymity. This way I can go out and see a movie or get something to eat and nobody knows who I am."

On The Simpsons, Castellaneta portrays many of the shows voices, including Grandpa Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Mayor Quimby and Groundskeeper Willie. He also does voice work for other animated shows like Hey Arnold and Batman. Castellaneta isn't confined to working behind the mic, he has also made many guest appearances on TV shows like Everybody Loves Raymond and The Drew Carey Show, as well as had roles in film.

Dan continues to do voice work for radio with his wife, which is part of the inspiration for many of the bits on his new comedy album,
I Am Not Homer. He and his wife have worked together for many years, and have even written episodes of the Simpsons. Dan's CD is available on-line, and also by phone at 1-800 COOL-CDS.

FACTOID - When recording the Simpson's, all the cast members are in the studio together. They do there part, and the show is animated to their voices and is usually not completed for six months.

 

May 1, 2002
So We Know He's
at Least 50!

It was back in 1952 that American Bandstand aired for the first time in Philadelphia, but it wasn't until 1957 that Dick Clark brought the daily dance and music show to a national audience. Through the years, American Bandstand aired over 6,000 hours worth of programming and played over 65,000 records. Though Dick doesn't look like he could possibly have been hosting a show that long ago, the ageless one will take a look back and revisit his favorite highlights from the past half century on the ABC special American Bandstand's 50th... A Celebration!

"The problem with the show is that it's only two hours long instead of 90 hours long," says Clark. He also says that this special won't be like many of the flashbacks from before. "Television has become saturated with celebration shows, but this one will be different because American Bandstand meant so much to so many people."

The show will include highlights of past acts that debuted on AB, as well as a look at other music legends that appeared on the show. But for those that remember the show, they remember it was more than just music, there were also the dancers. 'We are going to be doing an American Graffiti type update on some of the dancers from the 60's and 70's," says Clark.

Dick Clark Productions has been planning this special for some time now, but Dick says that after they decided to do it, one of his younger associates still had one question. "Who is going to host the show," he asked. To which Dick replied, "Uh... I think I am."

At 72, Dick is still working hard and claims that his youthful appearance is due to working around so many young people and never thinking "old." He doesn't plan on stopping any time soon either... Dick is contracted to be brining in the New Year for ABC for the next three years.

 
May 1, 2002
Sammy Hagar and
David Lee Roth are
Together at Last

This summer, the unthinkable is happening. Two of Van Halen's former front men are touring together for the first time. Sammy Hagar and David Lee Roth are hitting the road and taking their shows across the country.

"This is turning into a bit of a contest, with each one of us trying to out do the other, but I think I'll kick his ass every night," says Hagar. There is still some rivalry between to the two, which stims from the old Van Halen vs. "Van Hagar" days. "We could blow up at any time during the tour and the whole thing could be off. We just have to remember that this is for the fans."

It was Roth that approached Hagar with the idea of touring together. He had been trying to get the Van Halen brothers to hit the road with him for years, but due to scheduling conflicts, it never happened. Then he called Sammy, and they finally agreed to do the shows. Figuring out how the concerts would work was a whole different story.

The two "heavyweights of rock" will not be performing on stage at the same time, instead, they will alternate who opens and who closes each show. "I told David that I hadn't opened for anyone since the 70's, and I for sure wasn't going to open for his ass. I suggested that we do a Billy Joel, Elton John thing on stage together and his face turned white. I don't think he wants to be on stage at the same time as me," says Hagar.

He says that Roth that came up with the coin flip idea to decide who would open first, and then have them alternate each show after that. "Once I put my ego aside, I agreed to it. Because it's all about the fans."

Between the two rock legends, Hagar says that they have sold over 150 million records, so people seeing the shows are going to be hearing a lot of Top 10 hits. "Name me two other people out there that could boast something like that. This is why we are calling it the undisputed heavyweights of rock," says Hagar.

Aside from touring with Diamond Dave, he is also keeping busy with his tequila, which has become the #2 brand in the US. Hagar is the owner of a small factory that produces Cabo Wabo Tequila. You may remember the ad with the women holding a lime between her breasts. "If your not having fun doing something, why do it?" asks Hagar. "This includes the photo shoots."

Sammy is having fun with life, running his tequila bar, enjoying Cabo Wabo, adding to his car collection, and working on a new CD. "If anyone ever sees me complaining, slap me in the head. I have had a good life so far, and I can only see it getting better."
 
April 29, 2002
Danza Finds New Success Singing
Tony Danza is best well known for his work on the small screen in such sitcom comedies as Who's the Boss, and Taxi. He's also starred in the CBS drama, Family Law and recently received an Emmy Award nomination for a guest-starring role in the series "The Practice." Though he's made a lasting impression on American pop culture, it's his newest endeavor that is earning him the most flattering reviews of his career. Tony has just released his first CD, and his cover of Frank Sinatra's The House I Live In was Billboard Magazine's pick of the week.

"I still can't believe this review," says Danza. "This is the greatest review I've ever had. They said it was utterly, surprisingly dazzling."
Tony's surprise is partially due to the fact that singing is a new found talent. He only recently picked up the art when he was approached to cut an album. "I'm Italian, and we do a lot of singing. But it's amazing how taking the lessons really does make you better.

Tony is also hoping that his new success will lead to more acting experiences, including more roles in stage plays and musicals. Danza has received critical acclaim for his performance in the Broadway revival of Eugene O'Neill's "The Iceman Cometh," but would really enjoy a chance to sing on stage. "That would be a dream come true. I already know how to tap dance, so I would love to do musicals."

Danza's album The House I Live In has just been shipped to stores, so you may have to wait a few days to buy it at your local mall. However, by visiting TonyDanza.com, you can order the CD right now, as well as find out information on tour shows and dates.
 

April 29, 2002
Trouble Next Door

You've finally bought the house of your dreams. You've got all your things moved in, have your stuff organized just how you want it, and you are preparing to start the life you always wanted... only to discover that you are living next door to the worlds worst neighbors. What do you do? If you are Tom Griswold, you buy the neighbors house and rent it to the tenants of your choosing... but if you are anyone else, you may need some suggestions.

"The problem is that there is no real way to solve it," says 48 Hours correspondent Erin Moriarty. "I thought after 9/11 that a lot of this petty arguing might go away, but it's still out there." Moriarty is taking an in-depth look at people who are living next to complete a-holes, and how it's effecting their every day lives.

"There is so much emotion simmering under the surface. There is so much anger that you are afraid what might happen next," says Moriarty. One of the houses she visited is that of the infamous "Junk Man." This guy has a love of bringing odds and ins home and leaving them in his yard for everyone to enjoy. "He says he is fighting for the rights of every American to do what they want on their own property. He's already been fined $600,000 but no one can enforce it... which is quite proud of."

In her report, Moriarty also visits with the neighbors of Ozzy Osbourne, the star of MTV's huge cable hit The Osbournes. This show has turned Ozzy's home into a tourist attraction. Moriarty finds out how ones live can change when you live next to the stage for TV's newest hit series. She also talks to the former neighbor of the "Prince of Darkness," Pat Boone, who says Ozzy is one of the best neighbors he ever had.

Erin Moriarty's look at a-hole neighbors airs on Monday, but you can catch her on 48 Hours two more times this week. On Wednesday she investigates what happened to teen idols from the past, and then later in the week she finds out the lengths some people will go to fight the signs of ageing and keep a youthful appearance.

 

"Dad's will do anything to have sex. I'll watch the kids, do a little laundry, just give up the nookie... I'm ready."
- Dave "Gunner" Gunn

"My wife has been talking to the devil about how to become more evil. I don't know how much she is charging him."
- Emo Phillips

"I bet they don't serve a lot of calamari at a briss"
- Heywood Banks

"I had my third wife by the age of 39. Hey, if I don't like the movie, I leave."
- Chick McGee

"I am a little tired right now. My girlfriend and I have this rule that we won't go to bed angry... I've been up since Tuesday."
- Costaki Econompoulous

"In the game of losers, there are no winners."
- Chick McGee

"Do you think they will release swallows at Linda Lovelace's funeral?"
- Tom Griswold

"Is it bad when your husband starts referring to his burial plot as the vacation getaway?"
- Etta May

"There's not much style in a size 60 sport coat"
- Chick McGee recalling an inspirational phrase his father shared with him.

Dick jokes bought me a house, and poop jokes furnished it.
- Bob Zany

Veggie Hot dogs at the ball park? Why don't those vegetarians go start their own baseball league, one where the players aren't made out of meat.
- Bob Kevoian

I slept with a 60 year old woman once. The best thing about it was that I didn't have to take her home the next morning, the van came and picked her up.
- George Lopez

If loving you is wrong, Bob, I don't want to be right.
-Chick McGee

No matter what Britney Spears decides to name her new restaurant, the most talked about item on the menu will be the stuffed breasts.
-"Larry King"

Have you seen "The Bachelor" yet? This show is a tremendously bad idea... which is why I am not going to miss a single episode.
- Tom Griswold