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April 30 - May 4, 2007

Larry, Live in the Studio
For those of you thinking Larry the Cable Guy is everywhere, you're right. He was featured on the big screen three times last year with his films Health Inspector, Cars and One For the Road, his new movie Bill Engvall, Delta Farce, is coming out soon, he starred in the Blue Collar TV sketch comedy show, wrote a best selling book and can be seen on more merchandise than any other comedian in history. Even with all these other projects, Larry still has time to tour the country performing standup comedy, and we're glad that one of those stops includes the BOB&TOM Show. For those you you not lucky enough to see Larry live, pick up his newest standup CD, Morning Constitutions, a must own for all you Cable Guy fans out there. Well, don't just sit there, click on the link above and Git-R-Done.

 

Cool, Cold, Friesen
When his dream of following childhood idol Willie Mays into Major League Baseball died during puberty, Don Friesen turned to his other heroes, Bill Cosby, Steve Martin and Monty Python for inspiration. When that didn’t immediately spawn any ideas, he attempted college, but soon gave that up to pursue work as a busboy, security guard, cab driver, real estate agent and vacuum salesman. Unstatisfied with those occupations, he came to the conclusion that maybe he should go back to college. While attending USC, Don rediscovered his love of comedy when he signed up for an improv class and found he was good at it. A few years later, he was out on the road, sleeping in his car and trying to make a living in comedy clubs across the country. Those years on the road paid off as now Don is highly successful comedian who’s just released his first comedy DVD, Inexplicable, has been featured on national TV and is the only comedian in the 30-year history of the San Francisco International Comedy Competition to win the title twice.

 

Poopy Butt-Head,
Dan Davidson
Comedian Dan Davidson (or Double-D, as he loves to be called) easily walks the line between sophistication and pure goofiness. Described as a mix between Carey Grant and Don Knotts, one moment he’ll be gracing the stage with a plenitude of confidence, and in the next he’s full of childlike innocence, both of which can be quite entertaining. Dan is the youngest of six children, so performing standup comedy is not only a career, it's also therapeutic. He's a veteran of over 3000 performances and has been seen on both Comedy Central and the FOX. And if you're wondering why his website is called poopybutthead.com, Dan says it's because he stopped maturing in the 6th grade. He fits right in on this show.

 
Tim-o de Mayo
It’s the holiday season which can only mean one thing, Mexican beer and sombreros all around. Oh, it also means Tim Cavanagh probably has a new a song to celebrate the occasion. From Groundhog Day to Christmas, and everything in between, Mr. Cavanagh makes it his personal mission to give each and every significant calendar day its own theme song. Cinco de Mayo is no different. And while Tim already has one classic piece on the subject, C-I-N-C-O (sung to the tune of BINGO), we wouldn’t be surprised if he has a new one to share when he joins us in the studio on cuatro de Mayo.

A Marked Man
Good friend of the show Mark Sweeney is a professional comedian, and a very good one at that, but that hasn't always been his career. You could call Sweeney-San a jack of all trades, considering he's served as a bus boy, construction worker, real estate agent, bartender and copier repairman. In the arena of performing, he's also been an actor, appearing on TV shows like Boston Public, Third Rock From the Sun, and Days of Our Lives. But looking through his resume, the occupation that stands out most is the four years he spent in the US Marines, or as he puts it, a full time job partying around the globe.

 

Everybody Loves Reymundo
Though he began his career in comedy as a way to get chicks, Alex Reymundo soon discovered that everyone was falling in love with him. He began his journey into the world of standup by entering contests throughout the country, most of which he finished near the top of the standings. It was during this time that he joined forces with funnyman Paul Rodriguez and embarked on five nationwide tours. The show got even bigger when they were joined by Cheech Marin and George Lopez, and dubbed themselves “The Original Latin Kings of Comedy.” This funny foursome then went on to film the most successful comedy special in the history of the Showtime network, and one that would sell over 1 million DVDs. Alex has also appeared on HBO, Showtime, A&E, and Comedy Central and on the Spanish network, Telemundo.

 
New York Girl
Living in New York, Marianne Sierk was drawn to the bright lights of show business, but it wasn’t long before she found out that student films and off-off-Broadway shows don’t pay the bills. This is when she found a home at a local comedy club, first as a coat-check girl, then as a regular performer. She quickly caught the attention of network producer types who enjoyed her quick wit and embellished life stories. Marianne has since gone on to appear in over 12 VH1 shows, Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham and on the Lifestyle Network. Not bad for a girl who’s other big break was becoming the shift manager of a diner.
 

Is It Really Drew
Not that this comes as a shock to any of us, but Drew Hastings is once again caught up in controversy. We were sent a photo of what looks to be comedian and gentleman farmer Drew Hastings standing rather effeminately in a pair of girlie pajamas. Drew claims this photo to be fake, but with his track record of oddball attire, we're not going to dismiss it just yet. When he's not leading his one man crusade against the media, or trying to convince the people around him that he's not metrosexual, Drew can be found working on expanding his stage act “Life & Other Short Stories.” He's also been busy creating a mockumentary based on his alter ego, Success Guru Jack Freeman, who as rumor has it, may be stopping by the studio.

 

Rules of Engagement
Patrick Warburton has made a living playing memorable characters on television. For example, fans of Seinfeld will recognize Warburton as Elaine’s on again off again boyfriend "Puddy," while others may remember him as the big, blue, spandex suited superhero, “The Tick.” Warburton's other credits include stops on TV classics like NewsRadio, Ellen, Murphy Brown, Less Than Perfect, Malcolm in the Middle and the new CBS show, The Rules of Engagement. Famous for his deep voice and arrogant, deadpan delivery, Warburton is also in high demand in the world of voice-over work. He's been featured in animated series such as Family Guy, Buzz Lightyear, Game Over, The Batman The Emperor’s New Groove and Adult Swim's The Venture Bros (which coincidently is is now available on DVD.) This summer, you'll also be able to catch Patrick in the new live-action Disney film, Underdog.

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The Man Knows His Golf
John Feinstein is one of the most celebrated and enjoyed sports writers of all time. From the hardwood of Basketball with books like A Season on the Brink and Last Dance, to the football gridiron with classics such as Next Man Up and A Civil War, Feinstein covers the world of athletics like none other. And though he's tackled most every sporting event known to man, some of Feinstein's most popular books cover the game of golf, including A Good Walk Spoiled. Open, and A Caddy For Life, But don't think for a minute that these are all just the same story repackaged with new covers. Feinstein continues to find interesting tales to share as only he can. In his most recent work, Tales from Q School, John looks into one of the most grueling events in all of golf, the annual PGA Tour Qualifying Tournament. Aged veterans and young armatures from all over the world come together to contend for the 30 openings on the PGA tour.

 

Live From His Home, It's Tim Bedore
It's been a long seve days since we last visited with comedian Tim Bedore, which is why we're so eager to have him back on his special line ready to deliver another exciting edition of Vague But True. Live from his home in Minnesota where he's seated comfortably at mission control, Tim shares his thoughts on life, society, politics and his day to day activities, presented in the form of in-depth, entertaining editorials. Over the past year, these musings have helped us learn a lot about Bedore, including his thoughts on downloading movies, the joy one can find in a SkyMall magazine, his time spent at summer camp and his theory on how animals are trying to wipe out our species.

 

Easy For You To Say
Back in 1993, Costaki Economopoulos was a man divided. Part of him wanted spend his time honing his skills as a standup while his more practical side urged him to finish his work as a graduate student at the University of Georgia. For the most part, his practical side won out, but once he graduated, the comedian in him took over and Costaki put master's degree to good use by becoming a full-time comic. With his Greek heritage, it's not surprising that he's been described as a “joke philosopher,” and we're sure he's not the only one saying that. Costaki is also a talented joke writer who's punchlines have been heard on
The Tonight Show, BET, and MTV. In other news, he's released his first comedy CD, C'mon It's Jokes, and is dating the beautiful and funny comedienne Caroline Rhea.

 

Clean Up Act
Jesse Joyce began his standup career in the comedy clubs, but not in the way you'd think. His first gig was actually as a janitor, working at the Pittsburgh Funny Bone cleaning up bathrooms and scrubbing urinals. In between cleanings, Joyce was perfecting his craft and eventually traded in his mop for a microphone, becoming the club’s emcee. Once Joyce had outgrown his gig as an opening act, he made the move to NY to pursue theater acting, writing and a career in standup comedy. His standup has been featured on
Entertainment Tonight, the short-lived Jokevision Network and on Lifetime. Oh, and he’s also won two Addy awards for commercial writing.

FACTOID – Jesse Joyce’s uncle was a clown in The Ringling Bros. & Barnum and Bailey Circus and his great uncles were founders of the International Juggling Association.

 

Making Sports Funny Again
Bill Scheft writes monologues for The Late Show with David Letterman, used to write the column "The Show" in and Sports Illustrated, and is the author of one of the greatest novels of all time, The Ringer, but right now he's first and foremost a fan of Boston sports. And this comes as no surprise; with his Patriots cleaning up in the draft by stealing Randy Moss for a fourth round pick, his Celtics almost a lock to get Durant or Oden in the NBA and his Red Sox sweeping the evil Yankees at home, there's plenty to celebrate in New England. With all sports aside, Scheft is one of the most comically gifted people we've ever had on the show, he ranks among our favorite guests of all time. Oh, and if you haven't already picked up a copy, Bill is also the author of the Thurber Prize nominated novel, Time Won't Let Me (now in paperback).

 

Laughing On the Inside
If you're wondering why there is a feeling of emptiness deep inside your soul, it's because you've been without The Zany Report for almost a week. For those new to the show, The Zany Report, as brought to you each week by Bob Zany, is the only segment we have that comes with its own built-in comedy safety net. Even if the Report falls just a tad bit short of hilarity, America's Favorite game show "Fix the Joke Baby" will be able to turn that frown upside down. And once again some lucky fan will win a few cool T-shirts, Zany's chart topping CD, I Just Can't Win Baby, and a very valuable one year subscription to the BOB&TOM VIP site.

 

Rodney Carrington Live in the Studio
Singer/songwriter/standup comedian Rodney Carrington is leaving the pampered life of a sitcom actor behind and returning to the stage in a big way. Sure he's recently starred in a huge Comedy Central standup special (which will be released May 1st on DVD), and he's released a brand new CD titled King of the Mountains, but what's even more exciting is that now he's back out on tour. Now you can see him perform some of your favorite tunes like Fred and Don't Look Now live in a theater near you. We'll get this opportunity this Monday when Rodney makes his long awaited return to the BOB&TOM Show.

FACTOID - If you like Billy Bass and love boobs, check out Jingle Jugs, the first pair of singing boobs that you can mount on your wall!

 

Not -So Ancient History
In the world of the BOB&TOM Show, Scott Dunn has become famous for his celebrity roasts and the ability to turn any event in history, no matter how important, into a comedy routine. So far he's skewered George Washington, Jesus, Frankenstein, Buddha, the first Thanksgiving, and even the funeral of Abraham Lincoln. We've enjoyed these bits so much whenever Scott has dropped by, that B&T decided to make it a regular feature, with the first installment coming this monday. We know it will be funny, but we have no idea who or what may be next?

FACTOID - Scott Dunn is also the author of two novels, The Big Cookie and Through the Turn

 

We Hope You Studied
Do you think you know a lot about sports? How About News? If so, then Dan St. Paul challenges you to take his weekly topical quiz. And if you have the right answers and can come up with the funniest answer of the week for Question 5, you’ll be sent one of Bob and Tom’s latest CDs. Regardless, the top three funniest will be read the following week. To participate all you need is a brain, a sense of humor, and some general knowledge of the pop culture. Sounds easy enough, doesn't it? Take the quiz!

 

 

 

"My books have more bad marriages than the green room of the Dr. Phil show."
- Bill Scheft

"You bring the condom, I'll bring something to putin it."
- Auggie Smith on dating

"in all the years I've done radio, nobody has ever asked me what Drew Barrymore smelled like."
- Blake Clark to Chick McGee

"I don't know if I want to die, but it wouldn't be the end of the world for me."
- Nick Griffin

"In my twenties, if there was something in bed with me, I was rubbing against it."
- Bob Kevoian on Men and Women in bed

"It's not that I have too many in my pocket, I really want you to take the mint."
- Mike Marino on people with bad breath

"You think regular crabs are bad, you should see them scramble when you heat 'em up."
- "Floyd Tucker" on genital lice and heating pads

"When strip clubs start taking credit cards it'll be the old swipe and wipe."
- Tom Griswold

"What is it about drinking that makes the adam's apples on transvestites disappear."
- Pete Johansson

"Men like women with raspy voices because they think they're done yelling."
- Moody McCarthy

"A loveless marriage means single. Look it up."
- Paul Mecurio

"Smokers, we're a dying breed."
- Bob Kevoian

"If you can rule it a suicide, you're going to lunch early."
- Mike Armstrong on the difference between real cops and cops on TV

"If a stripper can't take a little hot wax in the eye, she shouldn't be a stripper anyways."
- Donnie Baker on Strippers at Car Washes

"Today might be the day I cry on the air."
- Chick McGee

"Some people love rolling around in that fleshy Jell-o."
- Bob Kevoian on guys who enjoy heavy honeys

"I don't like chocolate on my cod."
- Tom Griswold on mixing sex and food.

"I fight like sandpaper. I may be skinny, but I'll scratch the hell out of you. I'm also a heavy bleeder."
- James P. Connolly

"Chick's dig guys with confidence. At least I think they do."
- James P. Connolly

"This guy came up and called me a righteous piece of poon. And this was after he offered me a free windshield repair."
- Andi Smith

"I tend to enjoy a complete physical more if it's done on a Saturday night."
- James Gregory

"Going to the doctor is just one uncomfortably position after another. It's a lot like being in college."
- Patti Vasquez

"I bet when you were a baby you were all mustache."
- Chick McGee to Bob

"You'd better get her a Valentine's day present if you ever want to hit that again."
- Paul Mecurio to Sean Morey on buying his woman a gift

"I get paid to be insulted by you, our guests don't."
- Kristi Lee to Tommy G.

"You know it's getting bad when you're with someone and you want to put your shirt on before your underwear."
- Dan Kaufman on getting older and out of shape

"Chick you couldn't handle a talking pussy."
- Caroline Rhea on the talking cat from her show, Sabrina the Teenage Witch

"I don't wear sweaters. There is nothing interesting about them."
- Tom Griswold

"I bet you'd make a lovely woman."
- Chick McGee to Tom Griswold

"I'm a character actor, which is a polite way of saying 'ugly.'"
- Jim Gaffigan

"I like Canada, because any country that has it's own bacon has to be a special place."
- Jim Gaffigan

"The worst thing ever created was the omelet buffet bar."
- Tom Griswold

"I'm still married to my wife because neither one of us want custody of the kids"
- Marc Yaffee

"She likes to be known as the 'Larry King' of menstruation."
- Bob Kevoian on tampons attached to suspenders

"I don't expect you to look good every day, just try to string a few days together. You don't have to be Cal Ripkin Jr. but see if you can get a streak going."
- John Evans to his wife

"They can't sell you a gun while you're crying."
- Lord Carrett on divorce

"If you've never been to a Waffle House, picture a men's restroom that sells pancakes."
-Jim Gaffigan