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May 8 - 12 2006

The Static Shack Gets Tricked Out
After experimenting with different arrangements and band names, guitarist Rick Nielsen and bass player Tom Petersson joined together with drummer Bun E. Carlos and singer Robin Zander to form the legendary rock band, Cheap Trick. Since its formation in 1977, Cheap Trick has been all over the music charts, releasing albums that have gone both platinum and gold, while at the same time establishing a huge, loyal fan base which continues to pack venues all over the country. Known for having one of the most entertaining and energetic concerts in the business, it was their live album Budokan that spawned their first top ten hit, I Want You to Want Me. By combining British guitar pop, heavy metal, punk, and a flair for the absurd, the guys of Cheap Trick were able to carve out a niche for themselves on the rock scene, one that's worked for nearly three decades. The band continues to tour as well as release new studio material. Their most recent album, RockFord, will be released later this year, so we're sure they’ll break out a few of their new tunes as well as a couple of classics when they perform live at the Static Shack.

 

Everybody Has a Price. Roy's is $4 Million
Roy Wood, Jr. knew he was dedicated to stand-up comedy when he basically flunked out of a semester of college in order to M.C. at a comedy club the week of his final exams. Though it may not have sounded like a bright idea at the time, his calculated risk has paid off. Wood has since become a regular writer for a number of radio stations in the Birmingham, AL area, was a semi-finalist on Star Search and has become known for his mastery of the art of prank calls. In fact, Roy has released two prank call CD's over the years, My Momma Made Me Wear This and Confessions of a High School Bench Warmer. Roy made his first visit to the BOB&TOM Studio less than a year ago, however, he made such a good impression that he was asked to take part in the huge Friends of the BOB&TOM Show comedy special that will air on Comedy Central later this year.

FACTOID – Roy Wood, Jr. says that he greatest accomplishment is performing on Live at the Apollo and not getting booed.

 

The Man Who Made Marsupials Funny Again
Since his first appearance on the show, Kevin Pollak has become a legend for his piece about interviewing Christopher Walken. In fact, at his shows, it's become his Stairway to Heaven. According to Kevin, as soon as he begins the joke, he can hear the people in the audience start to scoot closer to the stage and he can see them mouthing the words as he goes. It's become so big that there may even be t-shirts on the way, In other News, Kevin was recently involved with an Academy Award nominated short film entitled Our Time Is Up. When he agreed to be in it, he thought he was just doing a favor for an up and coming writer/director. Now he's a part of a highly successful film, and is getting none of the perks. If you'd like to see this 12 minute short, we've been told it's available for download on iTunes.

 

The Office Temp
When news first broke that the hit British comedy series, The Office, would be recreated for an American audience, many were skeptical saying that there was no way it could be as good as the original. Now late into its second season, the American version of The Office is proving them all wrong. Much of the success has to be credited to the stellar cast that was assembled to portray the average folks wasting away at the small Scranton based Dunder-Mifflen paper company. These actors, including B.J. Novak, have been able to capture the essence of life in a typical American Office. Novak plays Ryan Howard, the over-qualified temp who would like nothing more than to be transferred out of this crazy office and as far away from his boss, Michael Scott, as possible. Along with his acting duties on The Office, Howard is also a co-producer and one of the lead writers for the series. He can also occasionally be seen performing stand-up comedy.

FACTOID - Before The Office, B.J. Novak worked on the MTV prank show, Punk'd.

 

What a Guy
If you've heard him speak, you're going to remember it because Geechy Guy has a voice that’s hard to mistake. You could also say that about his look, and we mean that in the nicest way. Geechy Guy is not only a favorite of the show (even though we haven't seen him in years), he's also been dubbed 'the master of one-liners' and holds a couple of comedy records including the record for most jokes told in an hour (676) and number of times winning the comedy competition on Star Search (10) back when Ed McMahon hosted. In fact, one of those wins came against sitcom superstar Ray Romano. Geechy is a television veteran and has performed on almost every stand-up show imaginable.

PHOTO - Upon comparing hand sizes, Geechy noticed that his were noticeably bigger than Kristi's. Geechy says that everything seems to get lost in his hands, while Kristi claims her tiny hands make everything appear to be much larger.

 

Ready to Roast
Scott Dunn began his post-college life by landing a really good job as a marketing manager for a Fortune 500 company. To most people this would be a dream come true, but for Scott, it was anything but. His real dream remained unfulfilled, as he would spend each night wishing he could put his talents as a comedic writer to better use, since his jokes weren’t really appropriate for or appreciated in the board room. Dunn soon left his white-collar life and chased his dream of becoming a comedic writer. Since that time, Dunn’s gone on to develop a successful comedy act as well as write for various programs on Comedy Central. Scott is famous on the show for performing his fake 'roasts' of famous historical figures. His roast of Jesus popped up on the album Sideshow and his most recent installment about George Washington will most likely appear on a future B&T project.

 

You've Heard Words to Remember...
Tim Bedore has been a weekly Wednesday fixture on the show with his Vague But True editorials, which is why we're so eager to find out what his next installment will be about. Over the past year, these musings have helped us learn a lot about Tim, including his religious love of golf, his thoughts on war, his feelings about the horrible names parents have given kids, and his theory on how animals are trying to wipe out our species. But no matter the topic, we're happy he'll be reporting on it from his new home up north, where the introverts stare at their shoes and the extroverts stare at your shoes. In other exciting news, Tim's new CD, Vague But True, is hot off the presses. Get your copy of this new CD featuring over 30 of Tim's best VBT's to date.

 

The Girls Hope He Shows Up This Time, We'd Just Appreciate a Phone Call
Comedian Mike Birbiglia is constantly on the road (which would explain why he has a giant bus), and during his travels he enjoys taking notes and recording his thoughts for a feature known as Mike Birbiglia's Secret Public Journal. The legions of adoring fans who have signed up for his newsletter get these entries e-mailed to them on a regular basis, but out of respect for those who haven't joined, we've asked him to occasionally call in and share his writings over the phone. Speaking of his adoring fans, two of them have become famous for their chests, and by that we mean the shirts they wore that proudly displayed the name 'Birbiglia' in big bold type. Mike never got the chance to meet these two lovely ladies (pictured below) the first time he was supposed to perform in their hometown, but he'll be getting a second chance as his giant bus pulls into Albuquerque, NM.

FACTOID - The cast and crew of the BOB&TOM Show are in agreement that we need new photos of Emily and Gretchen, immediately. Birbiglia shirts optional.

 

I Had the Right to Remain Silent...
Comedian Ron White has been performing stand-up comedy for many, many years now, but it was only after he participated in the Blue Collar Comedy Tour that his career truly took off. Since that time, Ron has starred in his own WB special, sold over 500,000 copies of his first comedy DVD (They Call Me Tater Salad), and has been featured on The Late Show with David Letterman, Blue Collar TV, Premium Blend and Comedy Central Presents. Perhaps the best gauge of his celebrity status is that he's even had a rumor circulate claiming that he was dead. If you've seen Ron perform, you know that he doesn't really tell jokes; he's actually more of a storyteller. Most of his tales involve his love of adult beverages (especially scotch) or being kicked out of somewhere (with one usually leading to the other), and many of his best stories can be read in his new book, I Had the Right to Remain Silent... But I Didn't Have the Ability.

FACTOID   The Ron White doll is a hot item at playgroundmaniacs.com!

 

One Red Paperclip
Kyle MacDonald wanted a house. There was just one problem, all he had to offer as a down payment was a single red paperclip. Upon leaning that no bank the country would accept that offer, he decided he needed a plan. And what was that plan, you ask? He was going to trade that paperclip for something else, and then keep on trading for bigger and better things until he finally gets himself a home. On July 12th, 2005, Kyle traded his paper clip for a fish pen, which has since turned into an instant party unit, a trip to Canada, a truck, a recording contract and is now an afternoon with rock legend Alice Cooper. If you’ve got something you’d like to trade Kyle, go to www.oneredpaperclip.com.

 

The Joy of Zany
Comedian Bob Zany may not realize it by the way we treat him when he calls in, but he's our most eagerly anticipated guest each week. There are few comedians working today that have the guts it takes to come on a nationally syndicated radio show every week and perform all new material. Then to top it all off, he invites listeners to call in and fix the jokes that some (meaning Tom) have deemed 'virtually laugh free.' Sounds fun doesn't it? Catch The Zany Report every Tuesday so you too can play "Fix the Joke Baby" where the prize package includes CDs, t-shirts, and a BOB&TOM VIP membership.

 

Fast Friends
The month of May is here and that can mean only one thing to race fans, the Indianapolis 500 is drawing near. The greatest spectacle in racing is approaching and it’s shaping up to be one of the most competitive ones in years. Two of the big names competing in this year’s race are Target Chip Ginassi Racing drivers Scott Dixon and Dan Wheldon. Scott Dixon has spent most of his life behind the wheel of a racecar, so it’s no surprise that he became the youngest winner of a major open-wheel event when he took the checkered flag in the 2002 race in Nazareth. He’s also a former IndyCar Champion, having won it the series in 2003. His teammate Dan Wheldon has had similar success behind the wheel. Dan has also won the IndyCar Series Championship, but he’s got one thing Scott doesn’t, a win at the Indy 500. Wheldon has already won one race this season, and will be looking to get his second win in a row this Memorial day at the world famous Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

 

 

 

 


"I'm fine boned with gazelle-like movements."
- Drew Hastings on his 'flitting' around

"My indian name is Running Tab."
-Mike Armstrong on his Indian heritage

" I asked my wife if she wanted to have a three-way. She said yes, but she wanted to know who the other two people would be."
- Geechy Guy

"I think you need to shut up now."
- Bob Kevoian to everyone

" I've done about 80 movies, although most of them starred Brian Bosworth. He couldn't stop Bo Jackson, but he can sure keep a buddy comedy from being funny."
- Tom Wilson

"I didn't know I was white trash until I met Tom."
- Kristi Lee

"Pete Rose, Jr. faces prison and house arrest for steroids distribution. By the way, he had only one request of the warden. He's asked to wear his dad's old number."
- "Larry King"

" Hot pockets come in packs of two so that there is one to eat and one to be in the freezer when you move."
- Jim Gaffigan

"You said 'penis' with your eyes."
- Chick McGee to Bob after calling him 'Needle Teeth'

"I bought one of those fake rocks you use to hide your house key. A burglar used it to break my window."
- Dwight York

"Doing this report is like hunting with Dick Cheney, eventually I know I'm going to get shot."
- Bob Zany

"Americans aren't afraid of Mexicans, Americans are afraid that Mexicans are turning America into Mexico."
- David Crowe on immigration

"For that old man, a jackpot is a bowel movement."
- Tom Griswold on the old man who hit it big in a Las Vegas casino

"Doing your own taxes is a lot like masturbation. You have to use your imagination and you pray you don't get caught."
- Rob Haney

"I am a very private person; I have an unlisted sleep number."
- Rob Haney on his Select Comfort bed

"From the bottom of my heart, you sicken me."
- Bob Zany to the cast after they all made fun of his Zany Report

"The reason there is a big "E" instead of a big "O" on the eye test chart is because if it were a big "O," women would lie about seeing it."
- John Alfrey answering Tom's question about why eye charts still use the big "E" on top

"If you can't put cheese on it, it's not worth eating."
- Bob Kevoian on his philosophy on food.

"When I first met Bob Barker I told him I used to run home from pre-school to watch him. Now people say that to me."
- Marc Summers on hosting Double Dare almost 20 years ago

"If I ever get to heaven, I'm going to find the hair angel and whip his ass."
- Tim Wilson on losing hair

"I don't trust a guy I can't sleep with."
-Tim Wilson trying to make some sort of point but not saying it very clearly.

"You don't want your bed to have a defense."
- Tom Griswold on having too many throw pillows on your bed