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May 12- 16
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May 16, 2003
Scott
Henry
Scott Henry is a comic on the
rise. Not satisfied with being just a stand up comic, He's become
a respected writer, and just recently signed a deal to develop
a new sitcom for ABC. What helps set Henry apart from his fellow
writers (other than his striking good looks) is that he can
actually perform the material he writes. Hear him do his own
jokes while you can before he’s stuck in a room cranking
out lines for other actors to use out in LA. Scott has been
featured on A&E’s An Evening at the Improv, VH-1’s
Stand-Up Spotlight, and Comedy Express on Fox, and has toured
with the USO in Southwest Asia, the Pacific Islands, and Alaska.
L.A. Check out this excerpt of Scott at "The Improv"
on Comedy Central Presents.
View the video clip! Real Player required.
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 May
15, 2003
America's Best Known Biblical Baseball Authority!
Dan St.
Paul is by far one of the most requested comedians ever
appear on the BOB&TOM show. His First
Baseball Game bits
have become classics and are considered to be among of the best
comedy pieces ever played on the air. Though this summer marks
the conclusion of the Matrix film trilogy, we think Dan's biblical
trilogy might be just a good, and a hell of a lot funnier. St.
Paul is one of the
few comedians to appear on B&T’s
Greatest Hits album, and his new bit, The
Heaven & Hell All Star Game is featured on Gone
Wild. VIP Members can listen to all
these classics and more by visiting the Dan
St. Paul Audio Page.
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 May
15, 2003
Meet the Newest Star Search
Comedy Discovery: Tracey MacDonald
Tracey
MacDonald is a Canadian who lists among her favorites, The
Osbournes, Ellen DeGeneres, Norah Jones, Archie comics and Free
Beer. This reveals a lot, but not enough. Tune in while BOB&TOM
get the "skinny" on the funny diva who smoked the competition
in the most recent Star
Search comedy duel! |
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 May
14, 2003
The Voices Never Stop
When comedian Frank
Caliendo starts talking, you never know which of his many
voices you're going to get. What's even more amazing, is that
you never know when the next one's going to join in. It could
be Jim Rome, John Madden, Ted Knight, Adam Sandler, Robin Williams,
Al Pacino or any other number of personas he's perfected. Not
only does Caliendo do a killer job of mimicking the voices of
each celebrity he imitates, he's also got their personalities
down pat. Caliendo can be seen displaying his talents each week
on the sketch comedy show MAD
TV,
and in guest appearances on a number of other shows.
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 May
14, 2003
Straight From the Vile
File
Fresh off his comedy show with Kristi Lee in Peoria, IL, "Vile
File" creator
Dwight York is on his way back to the studio. This will
be the first time he's seen Kristi since her trip to the strip
club, though we're not sure if he snuck in to watch her work
the brass pole. York is not just a funny comic with an unforgettable
style, he's also a fantastic joke writer, and a master of misdirection.
York has an endless arsenal of clever one-liners ranging from
the innocent “They say gambling is a sin, but I’m
betting god will forgive me,” to the more blue “I
brought home a woman from the bar last night but ended up passing
out on the couch. Must've grabbed the wrong drink.”
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May 14, 2003
Finale
Brings Closure to Season Long Search
Good friend of the show, George
Lopez will finally be able to end his season long search
for his father when the finale of George
Lopez airs this week. Lopez says his sitcom search has been
a therapeutic way for him to work out the feelings he's had
about not having his father around in his real life. What will
happen with G-Lo gets the opportunity to confront his dad? If
it's anything like previous episodes, we're sure it'll be touching
and hysterically funny at the same time. George
Lopez ends its sophomore season this
Wednesday on ABC.
FACTOID
- George Lopez's executive producer is none other than the sexy
Sandra Bullock.
And we've got pictures to prove it. Okay, they don't really
prove anything... but you can still look.
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 May
13, 2003
King James
CBS’ Monday
night comedy lineup has become the new “must see”
evening of television sitcoms. Anchored by the hit show Everybody
Loves Raymond, each series airing on Monday nights has
become a ratings grabber of its own. This includes The
King of Queens, starring Kevin
James, which is actually a spin-off of Raymond.
James began his career as a stand up comic, working open mic
nights until he ended up hitting it big and working alongside
such comedy legends as Jerry Seinfeld and Robert Klein. Then,
after scoring a few comedy awards and television roles, he became
a reoccurring character on Raymond
and was eventually offered his own show. The
King Of Queens airs Mondays on CBS.
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| May 13, 2003
Finally,
Beer Run is on an Album
At last, fans of singer/songwriter Todd
Snider can rest easy. The song that changed a generation
(or at least a considerable number of people), Beer
Run, is finally being released the
way it should be, on a CD. That's right, the live version of
this song, as heard on the BOB&TOM show, will appear on
Snider's new live album Near
Truths and Hotel Rooms. This long
awaited album will also feature other favorites including Statistician's
Blues, and
Talkin’ Seattle Grunge Rock Blues. Make
sure to catch Todd Snider in the studio to see if he plays
his
next mega-hit live on the air.
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 May
13, 2003
Can He Do It Again?
It's time again for that fabulous
feature, The Zany Report,
as brought to you each week by
Bob Zany. Last week, Bob put together what might have been
his best Report
of the year, but the big question is, can he follow it up with
another A+ effort? Are two hysterical weeks in a row too much
to ask? Though the accordion won't be returning this week, America's
Favorite game show "Fix the Joke Baby (Live)" will.
And once again some lucky fan will win a a few T-shirts, Zany's
chart topping CD, I Just Can't
Win Baby, and a very valuable one
year subscription to the BOB&TOM VIP site.
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"Do I look like a pee drinker to you?"
- Harland Williams on his scene in Dumb & Dumber
"Tom's not here and the Lakers lose... could the day get
any better."
- Kristi Lee
"Release Nagzilla"
- Chick McGee to Kristi
"To impersonate Princess Di, you now need a crown AND a steering
wheel."
- Bob Kevoian
"In Canada I am a millionaire because of the exchage rate."
- Tracey McDonald
"My wife and I don't fight, she just yells at me."
- Dan St. Paul
"I am sitting here watching Kelly Ripa Talk about me with
my pants around my ankles."
- George Lopez
"No hitmen in Utah because you can't throw a body in the
Salt Lake."
- Bob Kevoian
"It's no fun going to AA if you don't have any good stories."
- Dwight York
"If they catch a jockey cheating, the first thing they do
is put the horse down."
- Chick McGee
"You don't mind going through a little bush if you know you're
going to a picnic."
- Chick McGee
"There is no word in Klingon for having an orgasm with another
person."
- Tom Griswold
"And remember, if you find Jesse James... so what?"
- Chick McGee
"There are three things we don't need more of, T-Shirts,
Hats, and comedians with CDs."
- Tom Griswold
"Everything in your life comes in a case form,"
- Gunner to Bob
"Men have a biological clock, it just flashes 12:00 all the
time because we never set it."
- John Heffron
"Just because you wrote a song doesn't mean you can play
it."
- Joe Walsh
"I never thought about what it would be like when the front
row would be full of grandmothers."
- Joe Walsh
"They say you never forget your first teacher... I think
that's because I had mine four years in a row."
- Rocky LaPorte
"I was on my back so much I was arrested for Prostitution."
- Rocky LaPorte on his boxing career.
"I dance like Elaine from Seinfeld."
- Bob Kevoian
"Tom is about to set back 40 years worth of civil rights."
- Chick McGee
"If he was my husband he'd be living in hell."
- Kristi Lee on Alabama U. Football Coach
"Those jokes are awful, are you chewing Bazooka Joe Bubble
gum over there?
- Chick McGee to Tom
"I can afford a yacht, I just don't own one because I hate
yacht people."
- Bill Scheft
"I almost got married once but nobody answered the ad."
- Pat Hazell
"If you lose a comedian in the ocean, no body is going to
care."
- Bob Kevoian
"The Preisdent has a slightly more important job than I do."
- Randy Lubas, Comedian
"I learned a lot of cool martial arts moves doing Tae Bo,
but the problem is I need music to fight."
- Heath Hyche
"When Jesus said Love thy neighbor, he didn't mean doggie
style."
- Scott Dunn
"Somebody in the room will die watching a porno."
- Bob Kevoian
"If you're watching a guy suck a goat's nipple, you need
to reassess your life."
- Tom Griswold
"Tom is going to be buried face down, so he can see where
he's going."
- Bob Kevoian
"A Stripper is just a whore who lacks commitment."
- Jeff Jena
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