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May 22 - 26 2006

Strung-Out Troubdour
Musician and guitar great Rik Emmett first broke into the music industry as part of the little known band Triumph in 1975. That obscurity lasted less than four years because by 1981 they had three gold and platinum albums and were firmly established as of the premier rock acts in North America. When Rik left the band in 1988, it didn’t take him long to find similar success with his solo career. His very first album,
Absolutely, hit gold in 1990 and produced a number of hits like When a Heart Breaks and World of Wonder. He followed this project up with two more studio albums before deciding to open up his own recording studio and trying something new. He released a trilogy of CDs full of instrumental classical nylon string guitar proving that this “rock guitar god” had more than one trick up his sleeve. In recent years, Rik was enshrined in the Rock N’ Roll Hall of fame as a member of Triumph, and he just released a CD with Dave Dunlop entitled Strung-Out Troubadours.
 
Wolfgang Puck - Culinary King
Wolfgang Puck was born in Austria and began his formal training as a chef at age 14. He left Europe in 1973 at the age of 24, having learned his craft as a classically trained French chef in the master kitchens of three-star French restaurants. His first position in the United States was as chef at the Indianapolis restaurant La Tour. He moved to Los Angeles in 1975 and became chef and part owner of Ma Maison. After the publication of his first cookbook, Modern French Cooking for the American Kitchen, Puck and Lazaroff opened Spago in West Hollywood in 1982. Over its 18 years, the original location of Spago earned accolades, including the prestigious Restaurant of the Year award from the James Beard Foundation in 1994. Over a span of 20 years, Puck and Lazaroff created 11 fine dining restaurants in Los Angeles, San Francisco, Las Vegas, Palo Alto and Maui and 61 casual dining and quick service restaurants nationwide in urban centers, airports and supermarkets.
 

Goose Ribs
There have been a number of great linemen to suit up and play in the NFL, but very few have been as big as Tony Siragusa. Known for his size almost as much for his wing flapping celebrations after a sack, “The Goose” was a 13-year veteran of the National Football League. Though he became a force in the league playing with the Colts, it was only after joining the Baltimore Ravens that he truly became a star. Siragusa was one of the anchors of the Ravens top rated defense and part of their 2001 Super Bowl Championship team. His playing days may be over, but Tony still roams the field each Sunday, reporting from the sidelines during FOX NFL telecasts. He’s also in the restaurant business as a co-owner of Tiffany’s Restaurants, where they’re famous for ribs. But you don’t have to dine in to enjoy these ribs; Tony is now bringing them to you with his brand new rib delivery, Goose’s Gourmet.

 

Twisted Logic
Craig Allen began his career write jokes for others including, Playboy Magazine, The London Times, The Washington Post and Star, but these day’s he’s decided to be selfish and keep his jokes to himself. With a comedy style that’s been described as "bizarre, yet intelligent" Craig has been traveling the country and around the world performing for civilians and military service men and women alike. Allen recently released a brand new CD titled Idiot Box, which parodies classic television sitcoms. And if you love it or hate it, you’ve only got Craig to blame because he was both he head writer and executive producer of the album.

 

He's a Scat Man
Ask any artist (yes, that includes comedians) where they find their inspiration, and they'll tell you that it can come from almost anywhere. Comedian John Evans found out his muse lives in various thrift stores scattered across the country. Evans often spends an excessive amount of time wandering down aisles of discarded vintage apparel looking for more than just items to add to his snazzy wardrobe, these shopping sprees are actually a metaphor for how he develops his comedy act. Evans comes up with his material in the same way he walks through a thrift store, taking old, beaten down, uninspired topics and turning them into his own premium jokes. For example, John became a BOB&TOM show legend the last time he was on by performing his scat rendition of AC/DC's Back in Black... pa-doon, pa-doon, pa-doon.

FACTOID: Tom thinks John Evans looks exactly like Count Chocula. Yikes!

 

Chicago John
What started as a one shot deal on a local version of the Gong Show ended up leading to a career in standup comedy once John Caponera walked away with the $500 prize. Since then, he’s been traveling all over the country selling out clubs and building a reputation as a "comic’s comic" (non comics need not worry, you'll find him funny too). Mixing odd impressions with a goofy, yet sharp wit, Caponera has become a favorite in his hometown of Chicago, and everywhere else he stops. A few of his baseball related impressions made their way onto the BOB&TOM album Odd Balls a few years back in the bit where he pokes fun at a number of MLB's most famous announcers including Harry Caray, Skip Caray and Vin Scully. Caponera's television credits include appearances on The Tonight Show, The Drew Carey Show, Yes Dear and ER just to name a few.

FACTOID - John Caponera is involved with the "the country's premier wiffle ball stadium" Strawberry Field.

 

He's Been to Space, What Have You Done?
Dr. David Wolf, our resident expert on everything outer space, is a decorated member of NASA, but has done quite a bit on his home planet too. Wolf holds 11 US patents, has more than 20 awards for three-dimensional tissue engineering technologies and has earned several inventors' awards. But there is one dream he has yet to fulfill. We know that deep down Dr. Wolf secretly always wished he had become a DJ, so we've invited him to call us up give us the low down on what's going on this week at NASA. This goes to show that you don't have to be a rocket scientist to do radio, but it sure doesn't hurt.

 

Steve Schirripa is Turning Into Dr. Phil
Steve Schirripa, who plays Bobby “Bacala,” Baccillieri on the HBO hit mob drama The Sopranos is taking his gangster persona beyond the small screen... again. After the success of his first book A Goomba's Guide to Life, which took a comedic look at what it's like to live the life of an Italian, Schirripa decided to take a page out of Dr. Phil's books and tapes and turn his attention to the world of dieting. You aren't going to find a lot of weight loss tips in Schirripa's book though. in fact, you'll find the opposite. Steve teaches us how to be big stuff with The Goomba Diet: Living Large and Loving It. Currently, Steve is finishing up his work on the final season of The Sopranos, but you may have also seen him in the films Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, High Roller and See Spot Run.

FACTOID - Though Steve Schirripa is a big man to begin with, he was asked to wear a fat suit during his first two seasons of The Sopranos.

JORDAN WARD illustration

 

Comedian vs. Conspiracy
Since Tim Bedore's popular segment, Vague But True, has become a regular feature on the BOB&TOM show, certain topics seem to pop up on a regular basis. One of the most popular subject matters has been the secret war raging between man and beast which Tim has dubbed the "Animal Conspiracy." The first installment of this larger work appeared on the album B&T Camel Toe almost two years ago, but as the news stories keep adding up and listener e-mails keep rolling in, Tim has had no choice but to continue informing the masses about this ongoing battle. Will the battle continue in this week's report? You'll just have to tune in to find out.

 

We're Very Excited
Comedian Bob Zany may not realize it by the way we treat him when he calls in, but he's our most eagerly anticipated guest each week. There are few comedians working today that have the guts it takes to come on a nationally syndicated radio show every week and perform all new material. Then to top it all off, he invites listeners to call in and fix the jokes that some (meaning Tom) have deemed 'virtually laugh free.' Sounds fun doesn't it? Catch The Zany Report every Tuesday so you too can play "Fix the Joke Baby" where the prize package includes CDs, t-shirts, and a BOB&TOM VIP membership.

 

His Life is The Pits
Jack Arute was just an 18-year-old kid, fresh out of high school when he made his first trip to the Indianapolis Motor Speedway thanks to a graduation present from his father. Little did he know that this trip would soon become an annual event. Arute has been ABC’s top Pit Reporter for many years and which means every Memorial Day weekend he’s the network’s go to guy when it’s time to interview drivers, owners and crew chiefs at the Indy 500. Arute has been through a lot since he first got the gig back in 1984, and many of his best stories are featured in the new book, Jack Arute's Tales from Indy 500. Arute is a five-time recipient of the American Auto Racing Writers and Broadcasters Association Award for Television, including AARWBA's 2002 award for Best Radio and Best Television Presentation.

 

 

 

 

 

 


"It was a tough gig. They had to wake me up to fire me."
- Jim Gaffigan on his straight jobs before becoming a comedian

"I told people that I was from Indiana and they told me they didn't know they had such strong accents in Indy."
-Wolfgang Puck on his heavy German accent.

"How much money is Russia putting into this 'international' space station. I mean, it's like playing poker with your kids."
- Chick McGee to Dr. David Wolf

"Carrying around Vagisil is like having a I. V. for your genitals. You need that constant lube."
- Tom Griswold

"I would take it from you any way."
- A Caller asking Chick to sing 'Happy Birthday' to her

"I've been in a wreck in a parked car."
- Tom Griswold

" No, sweetheart, your nipples in the coffee."
- Bob Kevoian on being on a nude beach.

"How come it's always Jesus that people see in food. Why not your neighbor. Hey look, it's Ron!"
- Stan Stankos

"I'm fine boned with gazelle-like movements."
- Drew Hastings on his 'flitting' around

"My indian name is Running Tab."
-Mike Armstrong on his Indian heritage

" I asked my wife if she wanted to have a three-way. She said yes, but she wanted to know who the other two people would be."
- Geechy Guy

"I think you need to shut up now."
- Bob Kevoian to everyone

" I've done about 80 movies, although most of them starred Brian Bosworth. He couldn't stop Bo Jackson, but he can sure keep a buddy comedy from being funny."
- Tom Wilson

"I didn't know I was white trash until I met Tom."
- Kristi Lee

"Pete Rose, Jr. faces prison and house arrest for steroids distribution. By the way, he had only one request of the warden. He's asked to wear his dad's old number."
- "Larry King"

" Hot pockets come in packs of two so that there is one to eat and one to be in the freezer when you move."
- Jim Gaffigan