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May 23 - 27 2005

 

Steve's Doing Some Comedy!
When comedian Greg Hahn takes the stage, he brings an energetic, all-out style of physical humor, one-liners and crowd work unlike you've ever seen. And once he get's going there's no stopping him because he doesn't have time for laughs, he's out to create immediate pandemonium and panic. Hahn will wear an audience out with his rapid-fire jokes leave them holding their sides, trying to catch their breath in no time. Though Hahn's resume includes numerous television appearances and headlining countless comedy clubs, his true calling may be as a speaker at corporate functions. Hahn is famous for stepping behind the podium during stuffy business events and pretending to be a guest speaker, only to launch into his bizarre antics. Needless to say, it takes everyone in attendance completely off guard.

 

Survey Says
The great game shows never die, but they do need face lifts from time to time. This includes the only game that pits families of five against one another, trying to find the most popular answers to survey questions, the Family Feud. Richard Karn, once Tim Allen’s sidekick “Al” on
Home Improvement, is the newest host of the Feud, though he's had this job now for over two years. Richard not only had the daunting task of filling the shoes of larger than life comedian Louis Anderson, he’s also following in the footsteps of the great Richard Dawson (who never met a contestant he wouldn’t kiss) and Ray Combs (who could barley see over the host podium). Though he’s an accomplished stage, film and television actor, many fans of the show were wondering how he would do as a host? Survey (and the ratings) says… just fine.

FACTOID - Richard Karn worked as an apartment building manager prior to his success on "Home Improvement", and even maintained that job during the show's first season until he knew that Home Improvement would be successful.

 

Double D, Dan Davidson
Comedian Dan Davidson (or Double-D, as he loves to be called) easily walks the line between sophistication and pure goofiness. Described as a mix between Carey Grant and Don Knotts, one moment he’ll be gracing the stage with a plenitude of confidence, and in the next he’s full of childlike innocence which is equally as humorous. Dan is the youngest of six children, which is why he says his choice of becoming a standup comedian is very therapeutic. Having been seen on both Comedy Central and the FOX network, comedy was his chance to get the attention he’s always craved for, and to finally get his peers to start laughing with him, and not at him.

 

Our Favorite Sicilian Dish
We're all still scratching our heads, trying to figure out how good friend of the show, Tammy Pescatelli didn't win NBC's reality show, Last Comic Standing. Because, not only is she a knockout, she's also one of the funniest female comics working today. Though this Sicilian beauty didn't walk away with the grand prize, she's still one of our favorite guests. We've even had her sit in as our news reporter when Kristi was on maternity leave. Miss Pescatelli (that's right boys, she's single) is a Tonight Show veteran as well as a veteran of the USO tour. She's proven she can act too by starring in the BOB&TOM bits Doggy Style Beer and Sheetos, both of which can be found on the album, Gone Wild.

 

Not Exactly Red on the Head Anymore
Todd Yohn doesn’t have the red hair anymore, but his new look hasn’t hampered his comedy in any way. His off the wall antics, improvisational comedy and catchy songs are as funny as ever, and if you haven’t seen Todd perform live, you’re missing out on a show that Tommy G. calls one of the funniest he’s ever seen. Yohn is one of the rare performers who can get any audience to laugh with just a look or a lip quiver. But he's got much more in his arsenal than that. When he joins us in the studio, he comes equipped with his handy guitar and belts out tunes tunes like Orange Barrels, Feminine Hygiene, and Daddy Please Don't Go. His most recent song, Coochie, appeared on the BOB&TOM album Sideshow.

 

Hits & Giggles
Tim Cavanagh is a man who can write a song about anything. What's even more impressive is that most of the time he can perform them in under a minute. Just check out his two most recent CD’s, The One Minute Song volumes 1 & 2 to see for yourself. In these tunes, Tim tackles topics ranging from having a house full of dead baboons to America's under appreciation of Columbus Day, and each one is accompanied by his often overlooked guitar stylings. Cavanagh has been featured on ten different B&T albums and is the man we turn to whenever we need a tribute to an obscure topic. Tim’s always a joy to have in the studio, even when he's not being backed up by the world famous Cavanettes, and especially when he hosts Jeopardy for Dummies.

 
 

Sometimes The Best Isn't Good Enough
Long before The Beatles became a worldwide phenomenon, they were just a young bar band performing in Liverpool, England. And before Ringo Starr took a seat behind that famous set of drums, the job belonged to the “Fifth Beatle,” Pete Best. Rudolph Peter Best became one of the founding members of the Fab Four back in 1959 when he was asked to join Paul, George and John’s band, then known as the Quarrymen. He played with The Beatles during their 1960-61 tour, but was asked to leave the group in 1962 for reasons that still aren’t totally clear. Best would go on to form other groups including The Pete Best Combo and The Pete Best Band but was never really able achieved the same level of success that his former group enjoyed. Today, Best continues to tour with his band, as well as appear at speaking engagements in which he’ll give talks about his experiences as a member of The Beatles and take part in Q&A sessions. We had Best on the phone just a few weeks ago, but now he's back and will be live in the studio for the first time.

FACTOID – Some of The Beatles songs featuring Pete Best on drums appeared on the album The Beatles Anthology: 1.

 

Taking "All You Can Eat" To the Extreme
According to the International Federation of Competitive Eating (IFOCE), competitive eating is the next big thing in sports. Anyone can put a ball in a hoop, or catch a 30 yard bullet pass, but it takes a real athlete to down over 50 hot dogs in a single sitting. According to IFOCE President Richard Shea, the best part of competitive eating is that there is no such thing as an off season. From the Glutton Bowl, to Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, the "athletes" of the IFOCE travel the country all year long, shoveling as much food into their mouths as is humanly possible. The next big event on this leg of the tour the World Vienna Sausage Eating Contest in Charlotte, NC at the Lowe's Motor Speedway in the heart of NASCAR country.

 

His Reputation is in Jeopardy
From June 2 to November 30 of 2004, brainiac Ken Jennings defeated 150 challengers and gave over 2700 correct responses to subjects ranging from Shakespeare to Hip Hop and in doing so won over $2.5 Million on the popular quiz show, Jeopardy! He not only set the record for number of victories on Jeopardy! and the record for most money ever won on a television game show, he also raised the show’s ratings by 22% and helped make the highest rated syndicated program on television. In response to this unbelievable streak, Jeopardy! decided to hold a tournament to see who the greatest champion of all time was. They invited every previous tournament winner and five-time champion and pitted them against one another until only two remained. Those two, along with Ken Jennings are now in a heated three-episode battle to see who will walk away with the $2 million grand prize, and the title of the best ever.

 
One of the helmet designs submitted by a patient at the Target House at St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.

Ganassi Racing Promoting The Target House
There may be no bigger day in all of racing each year than the Sunday before Memorial Day. That’s because two of the sport's biggest races take place back to back. Indy Car has the Indianapolis 500 and NASCAR has the Coca-Cola 600. To celebrate this moments occasion, the Target Chip Ganassi Race Team drivers including Scott Dixon, Darren Manning, Casey Mears and Ryan Briscoe will make a special appearance at Target House to unveil the four winning helmet designs they’ve chosen to wear during this weekend's events. The Target House is a long-term housing facility for families with children receiving life-saving treatments at St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. Patients at the Target House we're asked to submit helmet designs, and each driver will select and announce the winners this weekend. In honor of the helmet initiative, the Target Chip Ganassi Race Team will also donate $2,100 to Target House, that’s $1 for every lap in the Indy 500 and Coca Cola 600, per driver.

 

Early Retirement
When 28-year old Rodney Rothman lost his cushy television gig as a writer for Late Night With David Letterman, he was lost. His only solution was to go into early “retirement,” and what better place to do that than in an old folks home in Florida? In his new book, Early Bird, Rothman chronicles his adventures at the Boca Raton retirement home, where while living there he was able to infiltrate the powerful cliques and join in on shuffleboard, early bird dinner specials and even pool time. He presents his life experiences as short humorous chapters in which he details his own shortcomings in comparison with his senior citizen friends and neighbors.

 

We're Big Fans
Comedian Bob Zany may not realize it by the way we treat him when he calls in, but he's our most eagerly anticipated guest each week. There are few comedians working today that have the guts it takes to come on a nationally syndicated radio show every week and perform all new material. Then to top it all off, he invites listeners to call in and fix the jokes that some (meaning Tom) have deemed 'virtually laugh free.' Sounds fun doesn't it? Catch The Zany Report every Tuesday so you too can play "Fix the Joke Baby" where the prize package includes CDs, t-shirts, and a BOB&TOM VIP membership.

 

Comic on the Rise
It hasn’t taken long for Josh Sneed to make a name for himself as a standup comedian. In fact, it was just a few short years ago that he gave up his ‘regular job’ at Procter & Gamble to pursue his dream of entertaining audiences across the country. He's appeared on numerous standup-based comedy programs including Comedy Central's Premium Blend and Ed McMahon’s Next Big Star (where he finished 2nd out of 175 comedians). Though he’s a comic on the rise, Sneed’s also dabbled in acting and writing. He wrote and starred in the film Let Me Be Blunt, was cast in a national commercial for the University of Kentucky and was once hired as the head comedy writer for a minor league baseball team.

 

A Book Full of B.S.
One of the most salient features of our culture is that there is so much bullsh*t," says Harry G. Frankfurt. And with that one statement, he pretty much defines the premise of his new book, On Bullsh*t. In it, Frankfurt attempts to explain what it is, what it does and why the world is so full of it these days. But instead of going on about the end result of Bullshiting, his focus is on the practice of the art, and how it’s actually an entirely different animal than lying. Harry G. Frankfurt is Professor of Philosophy Emeritus at Princeton University. His other books include The Reasons of Love, The Importance of What We Care About and Necessity, Volition, and Love.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


"You cannot catch mad cow from a donut."
- Greg Hahn

"It doesn't matter what I'm talking to Tom about, I always end up feeling like dirt."
- Chick McGee

"Ladies, we love you and want to care about things like eyelash curlers., but we don't."
- Mike Green

"I was afraid to tell another joke because I thought it might lead into another one of Tom's stories."
- Bob Zany

"I think I should move seats before the lord tries to strike Chick down."
- Rodney Johnson after Chick make a blasphemous comment

"Why do every one one of my jokes end with me running away?"
- Dan Kaufman

"I'm the dustbuster of comedy. I can suck the laughs out of any joke."
- Jimmy Pardo

"I wanna label everyone."
- Chick McGee on acceptance of everyone and everything.

"Thank god for you Kristi, actually believing that theater of the mind."
- Jimmy Pardo on people actually wanting to buy his ill-fated show Funny Money on DVD

"I think tuxedos have been tainted by ushers at movie theaters."
- Tom Griswold

"The only thing keeping me alive is knowing that I wasn't breast fed."
- Chick McGee

"Pizza is way more popular than I will ever be."
- Mike Birbiglia

"The glory days of carrying a sword have passed."
- Kristi Lee on thee replacement of the sword as a primary weapon

"You don't shoot people when you get fired, you steal stuff."
- Jimmy Shubert

"Not all Asians are bad drivers, just the ones from Asia."
- Kivi Rogers

"All baseball players look like cops. I mean, would you buy drugs from one of those scruffy guys on the Red Sox?"
- Doug Stanhope

"I want to make enough money to become a black republican."
- Alonzo Bodden

"My mother always touched me like I had something sticky on my shirt."
- Drew Hastings on his mother's loving nature

"My wife and I are very different. She's a perfectionist, and I guess I'm a half-assist."
- Dave Cooperman

"I would drive 20 miles to see a frog explode. But I would drive 200 miles to see a monkey ride a dog."
- Chick McGee after hearing the story about the exploding frogs

"When you told me you were trying to be funny I thought you were serious."
- Bob Kevoian to Chick after telling a bad joke

"Kobe Bryant said he'd give $1000 to the Tsunami victims for every point he scored. How'd you like to be the guy playing defense on him that night."
- Auggie Smith

"If you only had to declare when you were funny, we've had some comedians come through here who could be considered tax-free."
- Auggie Smith

"If there is anyone who doesn't need extra prayers to get into heaven, it's the Pope. Save your prayers fore someone on the bubble like me."
- Tim Bedore

"I know I'm getting older because I want to build a deck."
- Dwight Slade

"My last confession was so bad that my penance was to find a cure for cancer."
- Wild Bill Bauer

"When a woman says 'underwear' instead of 'panties' it makes you think she's also using a tampon the size of a life belt."
- Tom Griswold

"I'm 40 and don't know if I want to get married anymore. I just want someone to throw me a shower."
- Tracy Smith

"Hey, you wanna go make your parents proud."
- "Donny Baker" on his move

"To me, the E! network answers questions that you were never going to ask... like how was Full House made."
- Mike Birbiglia

"I have a loving family, make ends meet, but three out of five days I drive home sobbing."
- Chick McGee on Tom being mean to him

"Whatever happened to pretty flight attendants?"
- Chick McGee on Travel

"Aren't those people falafel crazy?"
- Jim Holder on what Iraqi's buy at bakeries.

"What's Dr. Phil's son going to do to follow in his footsteps, suck money off a rich black woman and start his own TV show?"
- Bob Kevoian

"People in Canada are still drinking as much, it's just that now they are watching JAG."
- Ian Bagg on the effect of no NHL in Canada

"I'm actually part Kennedy, which is why I've got the full head of hair."
- Pat Godwin on the validity of his song 'Mom's Little Secret'

"You can tell the Pope doesn't have a wife because she would have never let him leave the house wearing that hat."
- Tom Griswold

"Some people at the reception didn't seem to get the comedy that is The Chickster."
- Chick McGee on his R-rated performance at Bob's Wedding

"I don't usually act my height."
- Drew Hastings

"I could run from my brothers when they tried to beat me up, but they could never outrun my mouth. Which is probably why I'm still single today."
- Tammy Pescatelli

"Nothing says 'Happy Birthday Jesus' like the Vegas Strip."
- Mark Sweeney on spending Christmas in Vegas.

"What you hear in your head and what all the rest of us hear are two totally different things."
- Bob Kevoian to Chick after performing an impression

"Most people who get the crap beat out of them deserved it."
- Tom Griswold