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May 29 - June 2 2006

Third Time's a Charm
If you were to say that Jeff Foxworthy made a good decision to leave his $30,000 a year job to go into standup comedy, we sure wouldn’t argue with you. Having taken his redneck brand of southern comedy into almost every form of media imaginable, there aren’t many folks out there who haven’t heard the phrase “you might be a redneck if…” That phrase has spawned an entire catalogue of words that have different definitions in "southern speak" which is why Jeff has compiled The Redneck Dictionary. Along with this project, Jeff is also the author of a number of best selling books, the star of Ace Award winning comedy specials, starred in his own sitcom (on two different networks), is the first comedian to ever have an album go triple platinum, the host of a weekly countdown radio show, and is the founder and star of The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. For those of you who haven't heard of this tour, where have you been? It's only the most successful comedy tour of all time, and to capitalize on this, the guys are releasing their third DVD, CD and comedy Comedy Central special.

 

AKA Miggy Smalls
Miguel Washington is a guy who’s got a lot to talk about. Whether he’s discussing his observations, beliefs or something he just read in the paper, Washington likes to be heard. Luckily his audiences seem to enjoy listening to him, which is one of the keys to being a good standup comedian. For over 10 years, Washington has been playing everywhere, including biker bars, comedy clubs, cruise ships and campuses spreading his words of wisdom and comedic one-liners to anyone who would hear them. On a larger scale (on the small screen), Miguel’s been seen performing his standup comedy on NBC’s Friday Night, BET’s Comic View and Showtime at the Apollo. Miguel also performs a lot of Christian specific comedy shows. For more info on these, check out savedbygracecomedy.com

 

One For the Road
Comedian Ron White has been performing stand-up comedy for many, many years now, but it was only after he participated in the Blue Collar Comedy Tour that his career truly took off. Since that time, Ron has starred in his own WB special, sold over 500,000 copies of his first comedy DVD (They Call Me Tater Salad), and has been featured on The Late Show with David Letterman, Blue Collar TV, Premium Blend and Comedy Central Presents. But don't be alarmed , his Blue Collar days aren't over yet. The boys are gearing up to release their third movie, CD and Comedy Central special called Blue Collar Comedy Tour - One For The Road. Ron is also ready to add 'author' to his growing list of credentials as he's releasing a book containing many of his his best drinking stories , I Had the Right to Remain Silent... But I Didn't Have the Ability.

FACTOID   The Ron White doll is a hot item at playgroundmaniacs.com!

 

The Rath of John
John Rathbone is a comedian who brings a ton of talent and loads of experience with him to the stage every night he performs. And while it may get crowded up there with all that luggage, people have been finding his act exceptionally funny for over 25 years now. John's popular among corporations and comedy clubs around the country because whether you're looking for a G, PG or R rated show, Rathbone's got it. John's also got charm, humor, and a ton of experience on his side, and really what more can you ask for from a standup comedian. Rathbone became an actor at age 6, was a debate champion in college and has been a successful standup comedian since ’1981, performing thousands of shows for audiences everywhere.

 

Hart Attack
One might wonder how Kevin Hart can find the time to maintain his highly regarded standup routine when he’s being kept so busy acting in Hollywood. Hart was recently featured in the movies The 40 Year Old Virgin, Scary Movie 3, Along Came Polly and Soul Plane, and starred in the ABC sitcom, The Big House, but he continues to tour around the country, performing on campuses and in clubs. Kevin began his career as a shoe salesman in Philadelphia, but his heart wasn’t in it (we were going to say it wasn’t in his “sole,” but that pun would have been even worse). Hart did this until he discovered his true calling at an amateur night at a local comedy club, and he’s been performing full time ever since.

 
Here we see Bob & Tom pictured with Hoosiers' star Brad Long 20 years ago. They haven't aged a day. Want proof, take a look at this other photo taken this year. Can you tell the difference?
 

Larry Reeb Changes Name To Larry Reid
and Sneaks Up On Last Comic Standing!

"Uncle" Larry Reeb has undergone an amazing transformation, reinventing himself in order to take a shot at becoming The Last Comic Standing in the show's 2006 edition. Either that or the entertainment geniuses at NBC think his name is Larry Reid, and no one has pointed out the error. Either way, America will choose the "Last Comic Standing" as NBC's Emmy-nominated series kicks off a new season of laughs and surprises searching for what they think are the funniest comics in America. Anthony Clark ("Yes, Dear") hosts as series kicks off with talent executives Bob Read and Ross Mark, talent executives for "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," traveling across the country in a nationwide search for the best professional and aspiring comedians. The BOB&TOM Show is officially endorsing "Uncle Lar" so click, drag and scroll as necessary to vote for "Uncle" Larry Reid, or Reeb, either way, you can vote once per week, so do it now!

 
 

The Pale Force
Since releasing his new album, Beyond the Pale (which he believes to be the perfect gift for anyone at anytime) Jim Gaffigan has been a busy man. Not only is he taking part in a whirlwind tour across the country, he also co-created a new superhero team alongside 'sun-free' buddy Conan O'Brien called The Pale Force. The first three installments of their adventures appear on Jim's website, and more episodes will be airing on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. In other news, keep an eye out for Jim on the big screen when stars in the dramatic new film The Great New Wonderful with Maggie Gyllenhaal, Edie Falco (Carmella Soprano) and Tony Shalhoub (Monk).

FACTOID - Jim starred in the movie Stephanie Daley which was shown at this year's Sundance Film Festival.

 

Northern Exposure
Standing a towering 6’3” and weighing in at over 200 pounds, you may be a little intimidated by Tim Northern when you first meet him. But once this gentle giant opens his mouth, you realize that the only thing you have to be worried about is laughing too hard. With an obscure sense of humor, Tim presents his standup comedy with an articulate, smart and deceptively witty style. For most performers, saying 'I love y'all' to the crowd is just another line to get a cheap pop, but spend any time listening to Northern speak and you discover he's sincere. Tim’s a regular performer on the national comedy club circuit and was chosen to appear on CBS's Star Search where he advanced to the finals.

 

Live From His Home, It's Tim Bedore
It's been neraly seven days since we last visited with comedian Tim Bedore, which is why we're so eager to have him back on his special line ready to deliver another exciting edition of Vague But True. Live from his home in Minnesota where he's seated comfortably at mission control, Tim shares his thoughts on life, society, politics and his day to day activities, presented in the form of in-depth, entertaining editorials. Over the past year, these musings have helped us learn a lot about Bedore, including his thoughts on downloading movies, why he thinks women are the cause of all wars, the fun he had finding odd names in the phone book and his theory on how animals are trying to wipe out our species.

 

The Zany Report, Now With 13.5% More Laughs
After a nice long Memorial Day weekend, comedian Bob Zany is poised to return to do what it is he does best, The Zany Report. Though he's often denied the laughs his jokes truly deserve, Bob hasn't given up his personal mission to deliver a Report that requires zero fixing. Hey, it could happen. In all fairness, last week's Report was actually very good, but just in case Zany doesn't have a repeat performance in him, there will be new installments of "Fix-the-Joke, Baby" and the "Bing Crosby Joke of the Week" to save the segment, because everything seems funnier when there are prizes involved.

 

 

 

 

 


"How come when you make suggestions they sound annoying and stupid, and when I do it they sound reasonable."
- Tom Griswold to Kristi while talking about grocery stores

"If Chick had a cologne, it would smell like mayonnaise."
- Tom Griswold

"It was a tough gig. They had to wake me up to fire me."
- Jim Gaffigan on his straight jobs before becoming a comedian

"I told people that I was from Indiana and they told me they didn't know they had such strong accents in Indy."
-Wolfgang Puck on his heavy German accent.

"How much money is Russia putting into this 'international' space station. I mean, it's like playing poker with your kids."
- Chick McGee to Dr. David Wolf

"Carrying around Vagisil is like having a I. V. for your genitals. You need that constant lube."
- Tom Griswold

"I would take it from you any way."
- A Caller asking Chick to sing 'Happy Birthday' to her

"I've been in a wreck in a parked car."
- Tom Griswold

" No, sweetheart, your nipples in the coffee."
- Bob Kevoian on being on a nude beach.

"How come it's always Jesus that people see in food. Why not your neighbor. Hey look, it's Ron!"
- Stan Stankos

"I'm fine boned with gazelle-like movements."
- Drew Hastings on his 'flitting' around

"My indian name is Running Tab."
-Mike Armstrong on his Indian heritage

" I asked my wife if she wanted to have a three-way. She said yes, but she wanted to know who the other two people would be."
- Geechy Guy

"I think you need to shut up now."
- Bob Kevoian to everyone

" I've done about 80 movies, although most of them starred Brian Bosworth. He couldn't stop Bo Jackson, but he can sure keep a buddy comedy from being funny."
- Tom Wilson

"I didn't know I was white trash until I met Tom."
- Kristi Lee

"Pete Rose, Jr. faces prison and house arrest for steroids distribution. By the way, he had only one request of the warden. He's asked to wear his dad's old number."
- "Larry King"

" Hot pockets come in packs of two so that there is one to eat and one to be in the freezer when you move."
- Jim Gaffigan