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June 1 - 5 2004

Camel Scratch Fever
Fresh off his stint as the host on his hit reality TV series Surviving Nugent, the wild man of rock, Ted Nugent, is doing his part for the USA by entertaining our troops around the world. Right now he's touring the Middle East and who knows, while he's out there Ted may put down the guitar, pick up his bow and join the battle. Just be glad he's on our side. When he's not putting others through hell on his ranch for ratings, or rocking out the Middle East, Ted spends his time hunting, and writing about hunting. He and his wife Shemane compiled a list of their favorite wild game recipes in the book Kill It & Grill It.
 

Queer Eye For
the Comedy Guy

When 14 traffic tickets and four automobile accidents end your dream of becoming a police officer, what do you do next? Like any young go-getter would, Kevin Downey, Jr. became one of Santa’s elves at Macy’s in New York. This dream too would come to an end when he was faced with the harsh reality that all elves are inevitably fired right after Christmas. This left Kevin alone, in a new city, with no job. Once again he needed inspiration, something one can only find in comedy club. Having witnessed enough terrible comedians during his stay in NYC, Downey knew he couldn't be any worse than those other standup-hacks, so he gave it a go. The rest is history. Now he’s living his new dream, performing comedy across the country in hopes that one day he'll be able to retire to the suburbs and spend his days chasing kids out of his yard.

FACTOID – Kevin Downey, Jr. was the subject of an episode of "Queer Eye For the Straight Guy" in which he got a total makeover, proposed to his girlfriend, and performed his standup routine for the first time at a major comedy club.

 

Planet Charlie
Charlie Viracola doesn't want to change the world, he wants to start one of his own. His plan is to create a new planet, one that's far better suited for people that agree with his off beat points of view and low tolerance for ignorance. What would this new world be called, you ask? He’s fond of “Planet Charlie.” Though the name is by no means a creative masterpiece, there's no way you'd miss it on a map of the galaxy. When he isn't coming up with new rules and regulations for his brave new world, Viracola spends his time studying many other fine performance arts such as mime, juggling, escape, stilt walking, and the unicycle.

FACTOID - Charlie Viracola recently performed in a USO show in Ft. Hood, Texas for the President and the troops that captured Saddam Hussein.

 

John Wessling's
Back For More

Comedian John Wessling came to the BOB&TOM Show with good recommendations from fellow comics and friends of the show, Henry Phillips and George Lopez. Along with the high praise, Wessling's other credentials include winning the coveted “Houston’s Funniest Person” contest and selling a sitcom pilot, "City Motors," to Universal Network TV. With all that in mind, we gave him a shot in the hot seat next to Chick, and Wessling delivered. Now he’s back for a sophomore appearance, only this time he’s coming in with some ‘show cred,’ which is like 'street cred,' only far harder to come by.

 

A Heavy Dose of Reality
Some people love reality television, but Craig Pilgian has made it his life. Not just a fan of the programming, Craig is one of the masterminds behind some of the most popular reality TV series in history including co-producing the first three seasons of Survivor with Mark Burnett. Once he tired of finding out who could outwit, outplay and outlast one another, Pilgian produced the show Worst Case Scenario which taught viewers how to survive outlandish situations. Then he teamed up with Simon Cowell to help one lucky woman find love on the series Cupid. Recently, Pilgian struck gold in the world of mechanics with two extremely popular Discovery Channel garage shows, American Chopper and American Hot Rod. Now he’s trying to do it again by cashing in on America’s obsession with gambling by giving folks a behind the scenes look at the day-to-day operations of various Vegas Casinos. American Casino airs every Friday on the Discovery Channel.

 

Indy 500 Winner
With only three years of experience driving in the IRL, Buddy Rice came from virtual obscurity to capture the checkered flag of the 88th running of the Indianapolis 500. Rice, who runs the #15 Pioneer/ Argent Mortgage car for Rahal-Letterman Racing, had the best starting position of his young IRL career after running a four-lap average of 222 mph to capture the pole. He used this speed to lead the field all day long, which is why no one felt cheated when he won the truncated race which was red-flagged due to bad weather. This was only Rice's second time racing at the speedway, which means the guy really is a quick study. Watch for Rice to make a guest appearance on his boss' show, Late Night With David Letterman, next week.

 

Birbiglia Man on Campus
Mike Birbiglia (ask him for proper pronunciation) got the entertainment bug early on in life. It all began back at St. Mary's elementary school where he won a contest for his exceptional poetry. For awhile, his critics (and he had more than he should have back in the 2nd grade) feared Mike had hit his prime too early in life. But he would prove his doubters wrong nearly a decade later when he stole the show at a Georgetown University comedy contest, winning the title of "The Funniest Man on Campus." This earned Birbiglia the chance to perform at the D.C. Improv, where he would hone his standup act for a few more years. Though he's made it as a headlining comedian, Birbiglia still isn't satisfied. He's now working toward becoming an author, a filmmaker and fulfilling his ultimate goal of opening his very own pizza place. Mike's been featured on The Late Show with David Letterman, Comedy Central's Premium Blend and the USO Comedy Tour.

 

Sure He's Funny -
But Can He Dribble?

Kenny Smith (not the one on the NBA pre-game show), is a young comedian on the rise Just ask him, he’ll tell ya. Already a favorite on the college circuit, Smith has been working hard making a name for himself in comedy clubs across the country, while at the same time always keeping his eyes open for any television opportunities that may come along. So if you know anybody, make sure you give Kenny a call. Young, fresh, loaded with energy, and just a lot of fun to be around, Kenny Smith is a guy who knows how to stir things up and keep audiences roaring with laughter. All of which are import skills in the world of comedy.

 

Missi Pyle
With talent, charm, beauty and humor
Missi Pyle is becoming one of the fastest rising stars in Hollywood. How else can you explain the number of high profile projects she’s landed roles in this year alone. Already in 2004, she’s appeared in Along Came Polly, Big Fish, and Fifty first Dates, and she’s got two more movies on the horizon that are expected to make a splash at the box-office, Soul Plane (starring Snoop Dogg) and Dodgeball (starring Ben Stiller & Vince Vaughn). Born in Texas and raised in Tennessee, Missi discovered her passion for acting as well as comedy while in high school. After moving to Los Angeles, Missi guest starred on television shows including “Mad About You,” “The Drew Carey Show” and “Friends,” but her big movie break came in the Tim Allen sleeper hit comedy Galaxy Quest. When she’s not busy on the set, Missi spends her time performing standup and working with the all-female sketch comedy group, Bitches Funny.

 

The Zany Report,
Now With 13.5% More Laughs

After a seven day rest, comedian Bob Zany is poised to return to do what it is he does best, The Zany Report. Though he's often denied the laughs his jokes truly deserve, Bob hasn't given up his personal mission to deliver a Report that requires zero fixing. Hey, it could happen. In all fairness, last week's Report was actually very good, but just in case Zany doesn't have a repeat performance in him, there will be new installments of "Fix-the-Joke, Baby" and the "Bing Crosby Joke of the Week" to save the segment, because everything seems funnier when there are prizes involved.

 

The Million Dollar Man
It only took one episode of
Survivor: Pearl Islands for America to fall in love with Rupert Boneham. The tie-dyed tank top wearing, black bearded, gentle giant from Indianapolis became a fan favorite from the moment he stole his opposing tribe's shoes and sold them for money. It was a no-brainer for the producers of the show to invite Rupert back to participate on Survivor: All-Stars, but he had to consider whether or not he wanted to go through the grueling game again so soon. Unlike all the other players, Rupert had less than a year between Survivor experiences. He was home with his family for only a few months before having to pack up and return to Panama for another 39 days. Rupert outplayed, outlasted and outwitted 13 of the other All-Stars but fell just short of finishing as sole-survivor. He did however win the bonus $1 million prize after being voted America’s favorite Survivor all-star.

FACTOID – Rupert got involved with the Survivor after participating in a state fair Survivor contest in his home town.

 
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
He's wacky, he's high energy, and he's got hair that's sure to get Tom's attention. Comedian Seth Buchwald brings his intense, in your face style of standup to clubs around the country, entertaining audiences with specialized material written for whatever city he's performing in, and now for the first time he's bringing it to the BOB&TOM Show. You may have seen Seth on Comedy Central, Star Search, or on multiple forms of medication. But no matter where or how it was you can to see him, there's no way you weren't laughing. His hair alone is good for a chuckle.

 



 

 

 

 


"The only thing standing between a gay man and a straight man is a six pack."
- Kevin Downey, Jr.

"Chick is somewhat of an omni-sexual."
- Tom Griswold

"I need to find a girl who loves me for my money, but doesn't understand math all that well."
- Mike Birbiglia

"Have you ever been so drunk that you slurred your thoughts?"
- Kenny Smith

"I think Tom is more familiar with Ted Kennedy's past than anyone else."
- Chick McGee

" When Animals Attack' is the funnies show on TV"
- Kenny Smith

" Bob's house is a miniature version of the Playboy Mansion."
- Pat Godwin

"You don't have to be an alcoholic to enjoy the Shot-Ski, but it helps."
- Bob Kevoian

"Men want to find the perfect woman. Women are more realistic and just want a man that's in the ballpark of their idea of the perfect man. And then work on him."
- Seth Buchwald

"If it weren't for Jim Beam, I wouldn't be able to get up in the morning."
- Chick McGee

" I think the last time Mike Tyson used the word 'malicious,' he was eating cookies."
- Louis Ramey

" If you can't whistle, you're half queer."
- Bob Kevoian

" When was the last time a plane was hijacked using nail clippers?"
- Heywood Banks

"I not you're trying to be meaningful and dirty, but you're neither."
- Tom Griswold to Pat Godwin while recording a song for his CD

"If there's not a band named 'Booger Jerky,' there is now."
- Tom Griswold

"You've got a slot machine sound as your fiancé's ring on your cell phone because you hit the jackpot when you met her."
- Chick McGee with the great assist to Bob

" Now I know what it's like to be the MC in hell."
- Tom Griswold on Kristi talking

" You know, I'd like to have my life ruined by winning the lottery."
- Bob Kevoian

"You guys have made everyone think I'm cheap, so now when I go out I have to tip like Sinatra."
- Rob Haney

"I've puked up my entire paycheck before."
- Bob Kevoian on the dog who ate $3500 in cash

" Any name that ends in O is automatically fun."
- Kato Kaelin

"Ryan Seacrest of American Idol is stealing all my gigs."
- Kato Kaelin

"How do you spell shutup?"
- Tom Griswold to Chick