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June 6, 2003
Feinstein is Back on the Links
John Feinstein is one of the most celebrated and enjoyed sports writers today. He first took readers along for a wild ride with Bob Knight in the bestseller A Season on the Brink, and then tackled the world of pro golf in A Good Walk Spoiled. Last year, he examined the darker side of NBA history with his book The Punch but now he heads back on the links in his newest work, Open. In it, Feinstein explains how the humble public golf course of Bethpage Black was made ready to host one of the most important PGA tournaments of the year, the US Open. Feinstein takes readers step-by-step though the long process the USGA used to turn one man’s dream of hosting the US Open into a multimillion-dollar renovation.

 

June 6, 2003
Don't Leave Them Alone In the Studio
Though many people believe 'A Cappella' is just a fancy way of saying that a band can't afford instruments, Da Vinci’s Notebook is out to prove them wrong. Since storming the BOB&TOM Show scene with their huge hit Enormous Penis back in 2001, DVN has shown you don't need musical instrument accompaniment to provide high quality entertainment. Many of their tunes like Title of the Song (a boy band tribute), Enormous Penis (a male member tribute) and Internet Porn (you can figure this one out) are among the most requested songs in the B&T library. Though very popular among our listeners, DVN has been recognized for their talent by critics as well. They've released three albums, the most recent of which, Brontosaurus, has earned them Artist of the Year, Best A Cappella Group and Best A Cappella Recording awards. Don't call Paul, Storm, Richard & Bernie a Barbershop Quartet... but do call them. At home if possible. If you ever have the chance to see them perform live, make sure you do. And If you can stop looking at porn long enough, check out these DVN selections on the DVN audio page.

 

June 6, 2003
The New Kid in Comedy
In the late 80’s and early 90’s, Christopher 'Kid' Reid was better known as the tall-haired half of the rap duo Kid-N-Play. Along with his partner Play, Kid starred in the hit comedy films House Party (1-3) and Class Act. Since those days of loud colored clothing and big hair, the "Kid" has switched his act from rap to standup comedy and is currently touring the country with his new comedy buddy, Billy D. Washington.

 

June 5, 2003
The Man in Black
Drew Hastings is definitely on our list of favorite guests to have in the studio. Each time he stops by we learn a little more about the way his twisted mind works, and at the same time get insight into his “alternative” lifestyle. Very few others… actually, nobody else has ever shown up wearing a sash, riding a horse, or driving an old automobile that they purchased on eBay, but that’s what we love about him. Hastings is unlike anyone you will ever meet, but he still insists, he's “Just Like You.”

 
June 5, 2003
A Cunning
Array of Stunts

Often overlooked in action packed movies are the guys and gals who make it all happen. The stars may get all the screen time, but it's the stuntmen and women that put their lives on the line to bring you bodies flying off of buildings, cars flipping down the highway, and 15 minute fight scenes where someone always catches on fire. Now these selfless (or crazy) thrill seekers will get the credit they deserve at the third annual World Stunt Awards. Renowned actor Dennis Hopper will host this year’s awards. Hopper made a name for himself early in life, but really hit it big with his film Easy Rider. Hopper was also critically acclaimed for his role as the drunken father, Shooter, in Hoosiers, and as a doped out war photographer in Apocalypse Now. The World Stunt Awards airs June 9th on the USA Network.
 

June 5, 2003
Keeping You Up All Night
Can't sleep? Neither can comedian Dave Attell. Not while he's got another season of hosting duties ahead of him on Comedy Central's adult themed program Insomniac. On the show, we get to follow Attell around during his late night/ early morning adventures through various cities. Since its fourth season debuted, Dave has visited London, Key West, and Las Vegas... all known for their outrages nightlife. Mix in Dave's wise cracking and non stop drinking, and you've got a show that will keep you up all night. Insomniac airs on Comedy Central every Thursday at 10pm, but if Dave's odd hours are to much to handle, you can now buy the Best of Insomniac now on DVD.

 

June 5, 2003
And Now, A Huge Midget
Comedian Kirk Noland is six feet four inches tall and weighs almost 220 lbs, but when you see him perform on stage, you’d be convinced you were watching a midget gunfighter. We’re not sure how he does it, but according to his bio, it is really something to see. His performance is a unique experience, and people come back again and again to see what Kirk, as the midget, will do next. Known for making prank phone calls live on stage and staging fights with audience members, we look forward to experiencing Kirk for the first time. We'll keep you posted.

 

June 4, 2003
Dave Dugan Is Back!

It's only been two weeks since Dave Dugan joined us in the studio, but when you love a man as much as we love Dave, you can't help but spend as much time with him as possible. Even if you've never caught Dugan live on the show, you've most likely heard his voice on nationwide radio commercials, the occasional BOB&TOM bit, or as the voice of Steak n' Shake's "Famous For Steakburgers" slogan.

 
June 4, 2003
Make Us Laugh,
You’re the Piano Man!

Billy D. Washington’s skills as a pianist are so great that many people come up to him after his shows and ask “man what are you doin’ here?” The reason he chooses to perform in comedy clubs instead of concert halls is because he’s just as good at writing and telling jokes as he is serenading an audience. Washington’s impressive resume of television appearances proves that it pays to be multi-talented. His comedy album entitiled "What Are You Laughing At" is available online. Buy Billy's album!

FACTOID – Aretha Franklin enjoyed Billy D. Washington’s act so much the first time he opened for her that she asked him to open her shows during her nation wide tour.
 
June 4, 2003
Abra-Cadaver
Ever wondered what happens after you die? If you're asking about your soul, we haven’t got a clue, but if its your earthly remains you’re curious about, Mary Roach has written the perfect book for you. Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers takes a look at the lighter side of being dead, and all the fun your body can have once you’ve expired. You could take part in organ transplants, be a crash test dummy, have your face practiced on by plastic surgeons, or even wind up in an order of Chinese dumplings. And for those wanting to learn even more, there are chapters on decay, cannibalism, and methods of body disposal in the book as well. When not concentrating on cadavers, Mary Roach is a columnist for Reader’s Digest and Salon Magazine.
 

June 3, 2003
George Lopez: Live on CD
Comedian, and longtime friend of the show, George Lopez is returning to one of his true loves, standup comedy. Once his network television sitcom, George Lopez, wrapped up its second season, G-Lo was able to get back to his roots, on the road, and on stage. Lopez is taking his comedy tour all over the US, but for those of you who won't get a chance to see Lopez live, his brand new standup comedy CD, Team Leader is available in stores June 3rd.

 
June 3, 2003
Surviving the Workday
From the guys who brought you the Worst-Case Scenario, comes a book that is geared specifically for the working man. They've already tackled Dating, Golf, Travel, and the Holidays, but now it's time to talk abut the most dangerous place of all... the office. With Worst-Case Scenario: Work author David Borgenicht you too can learn how to sneak out of meetings, deal with office romance, survive a stock room avalanche, and get a neck tie out of a shredding machine. This is a must own survival guide for every nine-to-fiver whether you're a short order cook or corporate CEO.
 

June 3, 2003
Super Tuesday
The Zany Report is back and only the beginning of the NBA Finals could possibly compare to the excitement it brings. Bob Zany, legendary comic and all around great guy, has confirmed that there is a possibility that this could be his greatest edition of the Zany Report ever! If it's anything like last weeks report, prepare to laugh... at least once. Plus, get ready for another round of "Fix the Joke Baby (Live)"

 

June 2, 2003
Blue Grass & Face Paint
When listening to classic rock, how many times have you thought to yourself, "I wonder what this song would sound like with a touch of country twang, and maybe a little banjo?" If you're like most people, that thought has never crossed your mind. But the boys of Hayseed Dixie knew that was exactly what they wanted to find out. On their first album
A Hillbilly Tribute to AC/DC, the band covered and converted classic AC/DC hits into their own "Hillbilly" style. Now the boys have set their sights on another legendary band, the tongue wagging, face-painted rock group, KISS. Finally, with their newest album Kiss My Grass: A Hillbilly Tribute to KISS, you can hear songs such as Rock & Roll All Night, Lick it Up, and Detroit Rock City the way they were meant to be heard... as played on a fiddle.

 

June 2, 2003
The Lighter Side of Sports Writing
You help a guy sell thousands of books and all of a sudden he’s your best friend. Normally we’d be a little suspicious of someone like this, but we enjoy
Bill Scheft’s phone calls too much to think any thing of it. Besides, if a novel is as good as The Ringer, it deserves to be flying off bookshelves. Scheft is an accomplished comedic writer who, when not working on his second novel, is a monologue writer for the Late Show w/ David Letterman, and also has extremely funny weekly column in Sports Illustrated.

FACTOID – Bill Scheft was a guest host on the BOB&TOM show the week Bob went on his now infamous Nudie Vacation.

 

 



"If you tried to make the worse movie in history, it would still be better than A Season on the Brink."
- John Feinstein on the ESPN movie about his book

"I look back at old pictures of me from my rap days and wonder what I was smoking... and where I can get some now."
- Christopher 'Kid' Reid

"Your sportscast seems to go on as long as the NBA season."
- Drew Hastings to Chick

"Is that what that thing is for, to tickle the t'aint?"
- Kristi Lee on Dave Dugan's facial hair

"If you see four priests you are going to find a fifth."
- Tom Griswold on Catholics and drinking

"Why do ugly men seem to have the most children?"
- Bob Kevoian

"I bought a computer, but I might as well have bought me an $1,800 deck of cards."
- Larry the Cable Guy

"That's what happens when you live alone and smoke pot."
- Bob Kevoian on naming his furniture

"Jesus would have been a lot more popular if he had driven a Range Rover."
- Gunner

"Unless Tyra Banks has a few tequila shots and a 12 inch dildo, I'm not watching her new show."
- Gunner

"You aren't going to finish off a mountain of turds after eating the first two feet."
- Tom Griswold

"I saw half of Big Natural Knockers this week, but I ended up falling asleep."
- Bob Kevoian

"You don't want to poop in the space suit."
- Dr. David Wolf

"I wouldn't have showered this morning if I hadn't thrown up in my sleep."
- Chick McGee

"After last night, I would like to raise the drinking age to 75."
- Bob Kevoian

"I want to see a show with a a bunch of whores. They could call it the 'Snatchlore."
- Tom Griswold

"Do I look like a pee drinker to you?"
- Harland Williams on his scene in Dumb & Dumber