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June 7 - 11 2004

June 11, 2004
When One Name Just Isn't Enough
Comedian Eddy Strange used to be comedian Ross Bennett, until he switched back to his god-given name, followed by a change back to Strange, and then finally returning as Ross Bennett, version 1.0. Got all that? Once he made the executive decision to pick a moniker for himself and stick with it, Bennett became the "best kept secret in show business." His entertainment career began after he dropped out of West Point during his sophomore year in order to take up a life of comedy and theater. Though his parents didn't find the career change all that humorous at first, who's laughing now that Bennett has been able to make a name (or two) for himself in a business that he loves. Ross recently released his first CD, New York Country, which you can order right off his website.

 

June 10, 2004
It's In the Bagg

As a young boy, Ian Bagg knew he had a gift, it's just that he never got around to opening it. Instead, Ian followed his dream of becoming a traveling standup comedian. Though some may have thought this wasn't such a great idea, the career choice has worked out quite well for Bagg, seeing as how he's a Tonight Show veteran and has landed starring roles in three feature length films (two of which starred a monkey). Bagg is a popular act in comedy clubs all over LA, and regularly performs at home games for the NHL's LA Kings. Now that he's once again on a cross country tour, Ian will stop by for his second appearance on the BOB&TOM Show.

 

June 10, 2004
Vintage Comedy
Ask any artist (yes, that includes comedians) where inspiration comes from, and they'll tell you it can come from just about anywhere. Comedian John Evans found out his muse lives in the various thrift stores scattered across the country. Evans often spends an uncomfortable amount of time wandering down aisles of discarded vintage apparel for more than just his snazzy wardrobe. These shopping sprees are actually a metaphor for how he develops his comedy act. Evans comes up with his material in the same way he walks through a thrift store; taking old, beaten down, uninspired topics and turning them into his own golden punch lines. Of course, you also have to know what to leave hanging on the rack, like those orange parachute pants.

FACTOID: Tom thinks John Evans looks exactly like Count Chocula. Yikes!

 

June 10, 2004
Come to Papa
Comedian Tom Papa just landed every standup's dream job, starring, writing and producing his very own NBC sitcom, Come to Papa. The best part is, the series is based on his life and features his name in the title, so there's no way at all that he can be booted off the show. Before the series began, Papa worked as a standup comedian and as a writer for Saturday Night Live. He's no stranger to the screen either, having made guest appearances on The Tonight Show, Late Night with David Letterman and in the film Analyze That. Come to Papa airs Thursday nights on NBC.

 

June 9, 2004
Cheap Trick: Because "Inexpensive Prank" Didn't Look Good on the Marquee
After experimenting with different arrangements and band names, guitarist Rick Nielsen and bass player Tom Petersson joined together with drummer Bun E. Carlos and singer Robin Zander to form the legendary rock band, Cheap Trick. Since its formation in 1977, Cheap Trick has been all over the music charts, releasing albums that have gone both platinum and gold, while at the same time establishing a huge, loyal fan base which continues to pack venues all over the country. Though the band has a unique sound, they're renowned for having one of the most entertaining and energetic concerts of all time. In fact, it was the live album Budokan that spawned their first top ten hit, I Want You to Want Me. By combining British guitar pop, heavy metal, punk, and a flair for the absurd, the guys of Cheap Trick were able to carve out a niche for themselves on the rock scene, one that's worked for nearly three decades. The band continues to tour as well as release new studio material. Their most recent album, Special One, was released last July, so we're sure they’ll break out a few of their new tunes as well as a couple of classics when they go acoustic and perform live on the BOB&TOM Show.

 

June 9, 2004
What's Going on in Phillip's Head?
Singer/songwriter/loveable loser Henry Phillips is one of the most clever comedians on the planet. His songs are often a tad out of the ordinary and tend to focus on the darker twisted side of life, but we find his soft spoken self-depreciating personality quite adorable. His demeanor may not show it but he's actually a fun guy to be around, especially if you've got a poker game going. Henry got his start in comedy as a folk singer, turning the depressing headlines from the daily news into the upbeat ballad, What Do You Want Me to Do About It? From these humble beginnings, Henry's gone on to release two outstanding comedy albums, containing comedy classics like On the Shoulders of Freaks, She’s Talkin' Again, and The Roommate From Hell, and he's became a top draw in clubs and colleges across the country.

 

June 8, 2004
The Comedic Voice of the Little Man
When Dwight Slade takes the stage, he's out for more than just laughs, he wants to become the voice of the little man. All he's trying to do is stick up for the average Joe and score a little justice and maybe some payback for all of life's daily humiliations. Is that so much to ask? Though he looks like he just graduated from college, Slade has been in the comedy business for over 20 years. He got his start working with comedy legend Bill Hicks up in his home town of Portland, but has since made a name for himself headlining comedy clubs, hosting his own radio show and releasing two successful comedy albums, Shut Up and Weird State.

Side Note - Don't be confused by the design of Dwight's website, it only looks like it's been taken over by an obsessed, nerdy college student. It's actually Dwight pretending to be a computer savvy Dwight Slade stalker. You know, that's actually a little creepy.

 
June 8, 2004
The Next Last Comic Standing
Stand up comedian and former SNL cast member Jay Mohr is back for a second season of the hit reality show, Last Comic Standing. The show, which is part
Big Brother, part ‘Open Mic Night’ finds out what happens when 10 comedians are forced to live together while at the same time battling it out to see which one will win a talent contract with NBC. Since Mohr’s had one of those for years, he gets to sit back and laugh at all the wacky antics only a group of quarantined comedians can provide. Each week, the comics that make the initial cut get to take part in immunity challenges, with the losers facing elimination from the show. Their only hope is to take part in a joke-off to see who gets to stay and who gets the hook. Last year, a handful of the comics were friends of the show, and from what we’ve heard, this season is no different. Watch the season premiere of Last Comic Standing this Tuesday on NBC.

June 8, 2004
It's the Zany Report, Baby
The Zany Report is back and only the NBA Finals could possibly compare to the excitement it brings. Bob Zany, legendary comedian and all around great guy (now with a full head of hair), has confirmed that this might possibility be his greatest edition of the Zany Report ever! Though we're not going to bet the farm on it, as long as it's better than last week's Report, we'll be satisfied. Plus, don't forget about America's favorite game show, "Fix the Joke Baby, Live!" where one lucky player will win Zany's popular comedy album, I Just Can't Win Baby, as well as a one year BOB&TOM's VIP membership.

 

June 7, 2004
Patrick Swayze
as Allan Quatermain

Patrick Swayze, the Hollywood heartthrob from the classic chick-flicks Ghost and Dirty Dancing, is bringing his rugged good looks to The Hallmark Channel in a much more masculine mini-series, King Solomon’s Mine. In the movie, Swayze takes on the mantle of the famed safari hunter Allan Quatermain. It’s his job to find a man that vanished while searching the jungle for the legendary mines of King Solomon, a place no one has ever returned from alive. Though Swayze, a two-time Golden Globe Award nominee, is also an excellent and well-trained dancer, we don’t expect that Quatermain will be breaking out into any big musical numbers during his trek into the wild. King Solomon’s Mines airs June 12th on The Hallmark Channel.

JORDAN WARD ILLUSTRATION

Side Note - Patrick Swayze makes an appearance in the film Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights, the sequel to his cult classic.

 

 

 


"Even God likes good camel toe."
- Chick McGee

"US Congress sounds awesome. They get to see everything."
- Ian Bagg on congress seeing the Iraqi Prison photos & video

" I'm never going to get in a fight with a woman with a state license to castrate."
- Dwight Slade on his wife the vet

"What is the temperature like up your butt?
- Chick McGee to Tom

"The only thing standing between a gay man and a straight man is a six pack."
- Kevin Downey, Jr.

"Chick is somewhat of an omni-sexual."
- Tom Griswold

"I need to find a girl who loves me for my money, but doesn't understand math all that well."
- Mike Birbiglia

"Have you ever been so drunk that you slurred your thoughts?"
- Kenny Smith

"I think Tom is more familiar with Ted Kennedy's past than anyone else."
- Chick McGee

" When Animals Attack' is the funnies show on TV"
- Kenny Smith

" Bob's house is a miniature version of the Playboy Mansion."
- Pat Godwin

"You don't have to be an alcoholic to enjoy the Shot-Ski, but it helps."
- Bob Kevoian

"Men want to find the perfect woman. Women are more realistic and just want a man that's in the ballpark of their idea of the perfect man. And then work on him."
- Seth Buchwald

"If it weren't for Jim Beam, I wouldn't be able to get up in the morning."
- Chick McGee

" I think the last time Mike Tyson used the word 'malicious,' he was eating cookies."
- Louis Ramey

" If you can't whistle, you're half queer."
- Bob Kevoian

" When was the last time a plane was hijacked using nail clippers?"
- Heywood Banks

"I not you're trying to be meaningful and dirty, but you're neither."
- Tom Griswold to Pat Godwin while recording a song for his CD

"If there's not a band named 'Booger Jerky,' there is now."
- Tom Griswold

"You've got a slot machine sound as your fiancé's ring on your cell phone because you hit the jackpot when you met her."
- Chick McGee with the great assist to Bob

" Now I know what it's like to be the MC in hell."
- Tom Griswold on Kristi talking

" You know, I'd like to have my life ruined by winning the lottery."
- Bob Kevoian

"You guys have made everyone think I'm cheap, so now when I go out I have to tip like Sinatra."
- Rob Haney

"I've puked up my entire paycheck before."
- Bob Kevoian on the dog who ate $3500 in cash

" Any name that ends in O is automatically fun."
- Kato Kaelin

"Ryan Seacrest of American Idol is stealing all my gigs."
- Kato Kaelin

"How do you spell shutup?"
- Tom Griswold to Chick