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June 13, 2003
Here's Your Host, Jimmy Pardo

Comedian Jimmy Pardo commands respect, and maybe some day he’ll get it. Even though he’s a well-accomplished standup comic with a number of impressive credentials on his resume, Jimmy still feels like we don’t always give him the love he deserves. Perhaps all that will change now that Jimmy’s joining the ranks of game show legends Bob Barker, Dick Clark, and Bob Eubanks by hosting the brand new game show, National Lampoon’s Funny Money. Pardo was selected to host this standup comedy themed program because of his unmatched razor-sharp wit, crowd control abilities and most importantly, rugged good looks. Funny Money premiers on the Game Show Network Sunday, June 15th.

 

June 13, 2003
Ripped From
the Headlines

After performing standup comedy for over 20 years, it would be easy to let your act get stale. That’s not the case when it comes to comedian Carl Wolfson. It’s not hard for him to keep his act new and fresh because he finds comedy every time he reads the paper or watches the evening news. According to every bio ever written on Wolfson, he’s performed thousands of times (numbers vary depending on the bio) in hundreds of clubs but he continues to be one of the most popular headliners on the comedy circuit, and his ‘News Update Slide Show’ is something not to be missed.

FACTOID - Carl Wolfson used to perform a weekly news rundown on the short lived late night talk show Thicke of the Night, hosted by Alan Thicke

 

June 12, 2003
Living A Dream
George Wallace dreamed of becoming a standup comedian since he was a teenager. Though he spent the early part of his career climbing the corporate ladder in a mass-transit advertising firm, Wallace never lost focus of his goal. Once he finally felt comfortable enough to take the stage, it didn’t take long before being discovered by Hollywood. Soon Wallace was writing for television where he got his start in entertainment as a writer for the Redd Foxx Show. Soon he was landing movie roles, but he never stopped perfecting his standup act. Now George Wallace is considered to be one of the best in the business, which is why he was featured alongside many other big names in Jerry Seinfeld’s documentary, Comedian as well as a number of guest-starring credits including In The Heat Of The Night, Tall Hopes and The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air, just to name a few.

We couldn't find George's personal site but he's featured on a host of premiere comedy and film sites including:
Comedian USA
Laugh.com
Review Journal.com

FACTOID George will be co-starring in the upcoming film "Ladykillers" with Tom Hanks. The movie begins filming this summer.

 

June 11, 2003
Sadie Allison Makes Summer Even Hotter
"America's Pleasure Coach" Sadie Allison, the author of TOYGASMS! & Tickle Your Fancy, is back, and this time she’s ready to help show women how to make vacation fun, even if your trapped indoors the entire time (no offense Kristi). Whether you’re headed to the beach, city, overseas or even grandma’s house, Sadie knows exactly what self pleasure devices are the right fit for you. Don’t be bored stiff at those family reunions, or depressed that your cruise wasn't exactly the love boat. Let Sadie show you how to make sure your trips always include an explosive climax with her Sizzling Summertime Specials available at www.ticklekitty.com

 

June 11, 2003
Little Timmy Wilson
No comedian causes more controversy when they enter the studio than the southern singer/songwriter, Tim Wilson. His brash outlook on everyday aspects of life, and the fact he has no problem speaking his mind, have caused BOB&TOM to air a disclaimer almost every time Wilson opens his mouth. Not to say we don’t find him hysterically funny, we just do everything in our power to disassociated with him. Aside from his unique voice (that makes him sound like a chain smoker in his 60’s), the 40-year-old comedian is well known for his love of NASCAR. Tim has tackled almost every aspect of the sport including the hideousness of Dale Jarrett’s car, being born a NASCAR fan, and Jeff Gordon’s sexuality.
Want to hear some of these great tunes? Check out the Tim Wilson Audio Page

FACTOID – In a bizarre bit of irony, one of Tim Wilson's early hit songs was titled “Garth Brooks Ruined My Life.” This tune later helped him sign with Garth’s record label, Capitol Records Nashville, in 1998.

 

June 10, 2003
Italian Roaster
By name alone, you may not realize that comedian Vinnie Favorito comes from an Italian heritage. But according to his bio, it’s true. Though this provides more than enough material for his stand up routine, he is in no way limited to the “old world” comedy. It’s not pasta Favorito is famous for, instead it is his “roasting” abilities. Vinnie is considered to be among the best in the country at handing out comical slams to famous folks and has been asked to perform at many celebrity roasts, including those for Tom Arnold, Jerry Springer and Larry King.

 

June 10, 2003
Turn Out the Lights, The Mowin's Over
“Yard-Man” Brad Hauter has done the impossible… again. He mowed his way from coast to coast, spreading peace, love, awareness and mulch for the Keep America Beautiful’s Great American Cleanup. Leaving San Francisco in early March, Brad made his way across the country, finishing his mega mow in New York City early this month. Along the way, Brad had his mower stolen near the Alamo, but was given a new ride to complete his epic journey. Hauter and his custom mower (it goes better than 30 mph) are on their way to the Friggemall complex to give us all the dirty details of the trip. And hopefully before he goes, he’ll demonstrate his technique on the overgrown grass outside our building.

 

June 10, 2003
Creating New Disney Classics
Since joining with Disney, Pixar Studios has created the best-animated feature films released in recent years. The Toy Story Series, Monsters Inc, and A Bugs Life have all been mega hits, and set the standard for computer animation technology. One of the men behind these films is Andrew Stanton. Besides writing all five of the Pixar/Disney feature films (including Tommy G’s favorite, Toy Story 2), he's also directed a few as well. In the most recent release, Finding Nemo, Stanton adds another credit to his name by providing the voice of Crush the Sea Turtle.

 

June 10, 2003
Have All of Our Presidents Been Swingers?
From the best (JFK and FDR) to the worst (Coolidge and Reagan), and even the cheaters (Clinton and LBJ), author Don Van Netta has the inside scoop on the most powerful men in American history, and their golf games. The game of golf has been a big part of every US President’s time in office since it was first introduced… but that doesn’t mean they were all good at it. Many of our leaders used the game of golf to get work done, others to demonstrate power, and some as an escape from the pressure, but all of them hit the links, and Van Netta can tell you how, why and what they shot in his book First Off the Tee.

 

June 9, 2003
The Laughs Don't Stop, And Neither Does He
Every time comedian Greg Hahn takes the stage, he brings his absurdly energetic, all out style of physical humor, one-liners and crowd work with him. He doesn't waste any time in getting laughs either, he's out to create immediate pandemonium and panic. With likeability and wild stylings on his side, Hahn will wear you out with his rapid fire humor and you'll be on the floor with laughter trying to catch your breath in no time. Hahn has made numerous television, corporate and college appearances throughout the country, including a stop on CBS’ new Star Search. For corporate bookings email Greg at: hahncomedy@aol.com

 

 



"Emanuel Lewis (Webster) is the black Jimmy Pardo."
- Tom Griswold

"If my lips are moving, I'm lying."
- "Bill Clinton"

"I can't get off unless I am encased in latex."
- Chick McGee

"Why are there 15 handicapped spots at the home depot?"
- George Wallace

"If someone steals a bit from you, write a new bit if you're that funny. I think I'm doing pretty well if someone is stealing from me."
- George Wallace

"If you are going to buy a sex toy, you might as well buy somthing freakish."
- Tim Wilson

"We don't listen to you, because we don't like you."
- Chick McGee to Tim Wilson

"I always try to cast people I looked up to."
- Andrew Stanton from Pixar Studios

"I'll only date people who will date me."
- Vinnie Favorito

"If you tried to make the worse movie in history, it would still be better than A Season on the Brink."
- John Feinstein on the ESPN movie about his book

"I look back at old pictures of me from my rap days and wonder what I was smoking... and where I can get some now."
- Christopher 'Kid' Reid

"Your sportscast seems to go on as long as the NBA season."
- Drew Hastings to Chick

"Is that what that thing is for, to tickle the t'aint?"
- Kristi Lee on Dave Dugan's facial hair

"If you see four priests you are going to find a fifth."
- Tom Griswold on Catholics and drinking