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June 13 - 17 2005

St. Paul of San Francisco
Dan St. Paul isn’t just a huge baseball fan, he’s also a suburban husband and father who has to deal with the same daily frustrations as everyone else. The only difference is, while others just complain about their problems, Dan’s been using his as fodder for standup comedy material for years. Whether he’s talking about the pitfalls of living in San Francisco or how his son Roy is a bit of a nerd, St. Paul doesn’t just tell jokes, he creates stories filled with comedic characters and events. His storytelling techniques are showcased perfectly in is his bit, The First Baseball Game, which has spawned a number of sequels. These pieces rank among the most popular bits in BOB&TOM Show history, and have been featured on six of their albums.

 

Here's The Story, Of a Guy Named Dr. Will
Bob & Tom PSYCHOtherapist, and long time friend of the show, Dr. Will Miller became popular for his theories on classic television and how those shows reflect on our own society and psychology. In his Book, Why We Watch, Dr. Will discussed everything from Gilligan's Island to Scooby Doo and how those reruns were actually the path to personal peace. Then in his next work, Refrigerator Rights, Dr. Will took an in depth look at what friendship in America is all about by examining how individuals give out Refrigerator Rights. In other words, how many friends do you have that are allowed to just walk right in your home and start rummaging through you're ice box? It's this analytical look at everyday life and pop culture that made Dr. Will the perfect expert to discuss the Brady Bunch in the upcoming A&E Biography special on one of the most famous sitcom families of all time.

 

As Seen on TV
Comedian Sean Kent of Last Comic Standing fame, is a native Texan, which kind of explains why he wore a cowboy hat throughout the series. Though he didn’t win either season he competed in, Sean Kent was able to showcase his talents in front of a nationwide audience, so the time he spent working in reality television wasn’t a total wash. Kent has been headlining clubs across the country for years, and has written for a number of TV shows including The Best Damn Sports Show, Friday Night Videos and Yes, Dear. This will be Kent's second appearance on the BOB&TOM show, but he's no stranger when it comes to talk radio, he co-hosts The Free Speech Show weeknights out in LA.

 

George Lopez,
Live and In Person!

Comedian George Lopez used to be a fixture in the BOB&TOM studio. Not only was he a regular on the show, he was also a frequent houseguest of both Bob and Tom. Back then, as a young, up and coming comedian, Lopez didn't have a lot, but he did always have beer money and a lot of good stories. Now the times have changed and our good buddy George Lopez is a superstar. He's got his own successful sitcom, George Lopez, on ABC, he's starring in the summer blockbuster film The Adventures of Shark Boy & Lava Girl in 3D, he was summoned to testify at the Michael Jackson trial and to top it all off, he's putting on sold out stand up comedy shows around the country. We're happy to welcome back one of the funniest conversationalist we've ever had on the air, not to mention one of the gang's best friends, George Lopez, for an entire morning of reminiscing

 

Your Wednesday Guest Host, Jim Gaffigan
And Cut! Comedian Jim Gaffigan was a fish out of water, or as he saw it, an immigrant from a strange land when he first arrived in New York over 10 years ago. Where was this far off place Gaffigan called home before moving to the big-apple? No, it wasn’t overseas or even outer space, it was a small town in the midwest. But Jim's story of an Indiana native turned big city star was the inspiration for his short lived, yet critically acclaimed sitcom Welcome To New York. This series didn’t last long on network television but that hasn't kept Jim off the small screen. Since then, Gaffigan has appeared on Sex in the City, three Law & Order series, The Ellen Show, and as a reoccurring character on That 70’s Show and Ed. Along with his constant touring of the US comedy club scene, Gaffigan can also be seen in a handful of hysterical Sierra Mist commercials.

FACTOID – Jim Gaffigan was approached to create his sitcom after his first time performing on “The Late Show with David Letterman.”

 

Another Vague But True Tale From Tim Bedore
Once again it's Wednesday and that can only mean one thing, time for our good buddy Tim Bedore to share an all new episode of his popular editorial, Vague But True, reported live from his home in Minnesota. The last time we talked to Tim, he told us about his plan to save mother nature, one lawn at a time. He started his quest by purchasing a $300 engine-less German push-mower. However, Tim soon discovered why that technology has been abandoned by almost everyone else in the United States. Whether the inspiration for his editorials is ripped from the headlines or based on his life experiences, you know Bedore will be up and ready to report a new one each and every week.

 
 

Bells Will Be Ringing
Even if you don’t know the band by name, their music should ring a bell. The North Carolina based bell band, The Raleigh Ringers, is a community handbell choir consisting of musicians and directed by head bell-man David M. Harris. Established as a nonprofit organization in 1990, The Raleigh Ringers mission is to bring sacred and secular handbell music to the widest possible audience; and what better place to do that than on the BOB&TOM Show. The group also promotes handbell ringing by sponsoring and participating in workshops, tours and other educational and performing opportunities. And for you composers and less experienced handbell musicians out there, the Ringers are working for you, encouraging the creation of new songs and helping wannabe ringers develop their ringing directing and organization skills.

 

Your Tuesday Guest Host, Tim Cavanagh
Tim Cavanagh is a man who can write a song about anything. What's even more impressive is that most of the time he can perform them in under a minute. Just check out his two most recent CD’s, The One Minute Song volumes 1 & 2 to see for yourself. In these tunes, Tim tackles topics ranging from having a house full of dead baboons to America's under appreciation of Columbus Day, and each one is accompanied by his often overlooked guitar stylings. Cavanagh has been featured on ten different B&T albums and is the man we turn to whenever we need a tribute to an obscure topic. Tim’s always a joy to have in the studio, even when he's not being backed up by the world famous Cavanettes, and especially when he hosts Jeopardy for Dummies.

 

And Now a Reading By Mike Birbiglia
For weeks now Mike Birbiglia has been sharing his stories from the road in a little segment he likes to call his Secret Public Journal, now accompanied by a snappy little intro featuring a full horn section. We're very excited to say that this week he'll be calling in to read his newest installment, and maybe do a little standup comedy as a added bonus. Recently, Mike's been taking part in a huge comedy tour with fellow friends of the show like Drew Hastings, Henry Phillips and Pat Godwin. You can sign up to have Mike's Secret Public Journal e-mailed directly to your in-box by clicking here.

FACTOID - You can join Mike's ongoing pizza discussion by clicking here and adding your thoughts.

 

Where America Turns For News
Comedian Bob Zany may not realize it by the way we treat him when he calls in, but he's our most eagerly anticipated guest each week. There are few comedians working today that have the guts it takes to come on a nationally syndicated radio show every week and perform all new material. Then to top it all off, he invites listeners to call in and fix his jokes that some have deemed 'virtually laugh free.' Sounds fun doesn't it? Catch The Zany Report every Tuesday so you too can play "Fix the Joke Baby" where the prize package includes CDs, t-shirts, and a BOB&TOM VIP membership.

 

May 12, 2004
That Comedian With the Really Deep Voice
Comedian, corporate speaker and world-class voice-over talent Dave Dugan has been compared to comedy legend Bob Newhart in that he plays the part of the everyman victim to perfection. With a dry delivery, wealth of material and unbelievably deep voice, Dugan has made it big on the standup scene, headlining clubs across the country. However, where Dave is able to utilize his talents most effectively is during his corporate speaking gigs. Dugan is famous for walking into a speaking engagement as an imposter; posing as a new hire in the company's upper management or even as a desperate, pathetic competitor. A long time friend of the show, Dugan has appeared in a number of classic B&T bits, both as himself and as Sid Gurney's best buddy, Bart McAlister.

FACTOID - Dave Dugan is the voice that reminds viewers that Steak 'n Shake is "famous for Steakburgers" at the end of each of the popular restaurant chain's commercials.

 

Mr. Haney
Rob Haney has been a good friend of the show and a frequent visitor the the studio for many years. And though he's an extremely funny guy and a great joke teller, the most fun we have whenever he stops by is pointing out how cheap he his. And by cheap, we mean he'd squeeze a dollar so tight George Washington would scream. Along with that alarming personality trait, Haney's well known on the show for his poem about personal hygiene (which can be found on the obscure B&T album Factory Air) and his Talking Dog Joke )which is available on the album Gone Wild). This Monday, Rob Haney will be appearing at Bears Place in Bloomington, IN which was recently recognized in USA Today as one of the top comedy clubs in America. In an interesting bit of trivia, Haney was the first comedian ever to take the stage there, way back in 1983.

FACTOID - Rob Haney owns his own comedy club, Wileys, in Dayton, OH

 

 

 


"When I was in Reno i saw they have five religious channels on cable. When they talking about sins I though they were reading a list of things to do in town."
- Karen Rontowski

"I think Chick is our Gilligan. He's ruined three peoples lives."
- Bob Kevoian

"The only thing pot ever killed was boredom."
- Sean Kent

"No matter how many surgeries you have, you can't take the depression out."
- "Floyd Tucker"

"Just because I can't believe I live in a nice house doesn't mean you shouldn't."
- George Lopez on being mistaken for help at his home

"I like it because it's not funny."
- Marty the Boss at a recent lunch meeting discussing bit ideas

"When I'm raising my kids, I sometimes feel like I'm being initiated into a fraternity."
- Dave Dugan

"Have you ever watched a movie, then gotten into a fight with your wife about it afterward, then almost got a divorce? Me neither."
- Chick McGee

"There's nothing wrong with having sex while you're drunk."
- Bob Kevoian

"Sex, drugs and Rock n' Roll, that's what bugs are all about."
- Ruud the Bugman

"Is it a jackpot on the Barry Manilow slot machine when his face and two other fruits pop up."
- Bob Kevoian

"There are priest who have slept with more woman than you."
- Tom Griswold to Chick, who has only slept with people he's married

"I don't care if that stuff is made of kids from third world countries, it's good."
- Tom Griswold on the popcorn butter flavor at the movies

"This isn't a new show, it's just the same old crap."
- Bob Kevoian after Tom promised to start fresh after a break

"I'm a clown sloth, you know that."
- Chick McGee

"What has that done to you and how much is this going to cost me?"
- Tom Griswold to Chick after he was complaining abut never going to camp

"Squirrels are evil because they have thumbs."
- Chick McGee

"If you're in a coma do you where shoes?"
- Tom Griswold on coma fashion

"You show me a group of white people I can't laugh, and I'll show you Canadians."
- Tim Wilson

"What's the difference between a Kayak and a Canadian. A Kayak will tip."
- Chick McGee

"How come chicken tastes better when it's got a toothpick in it? I swear to god it does."
- "Donny Baker" on samples at the Food Court

"If OJ committed that murder, it must have been his first."
- Tim Wilson

"If NIKE came out with a shoe for chick, would it be the Air Potato."
- Bob Kevoian

"You cannot catch mad cow from a donut."
- Greg Hahn

"It doesn't matter what I'm talking to Tom about, I always end up feeling like dirt."
- Chick McGee

"Ladies, we love you and want to care about things like eyelash curlers., but we don't."
- Mike Green

"I was afraid to tell another joke because I thought it might lead into another one of Tom's stories."
- Bob Zany

"I think I should move seats before the lord tries to strike Chick down."
- Rodney Johnson after Chick make a blasphemous comment

"Why do every one one of my jokes end with me running away?"
- Dan Kaufman

"I'm the dustbuster of comedy. I can suck the laughs out of any joke."
- Jimmy Pardo

"I wanna label everyone."
- Chick McGee on acceptance of everyone and everything.

"Thank god for you Kristi, actually believing that theater of the mind."
- Jimmy Pardo on people actually wanting to buy his ill-fated show Funny Money on DVD

"I think tuxedos have been tainted by ushers at movie theaters."
- Tom Griswold

"The only thing keeping me alive is knowing that I wasn't breast fed."
- Chick McGee

"Pizza is way more popular than I will ever be."
- Mike Birbiglia

"The glory days of carrying a sword have passed."
- Kristi Lee on thee replacement of the sword as a primary weapon