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June 21 - 25 2004

They Call Him
Tater Salad

Comedian Ron White has a comedy style that is as subtle as a nine-car pileup on the freeway. His stories, which usually involve his love of adult beverages, being kicked out of somewhere or both, laugh in the face of conventional comedy. To describe him as a testosterone-laden, good ol' boy with a Texan point of view would be an understatement, but it would explain how he was able to team up with Foxworthy, Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy to form the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. White’s not one to shy away from stating his point of view. He's blunt, and may be bit obnoxious, but somehow he makes this work for him on stage. His comedy album Drunk in Public (inspired by true stories) has risen all the way to #2 on the Billboard comedy charts, and his standup special, They Call Me Tater Salad, airs Sunday, June 27th on Comedy Central.

FACTOID - Despite the rumors you may have heard, Ron White is not dead. He is still very much alive, at least he was at the time this factoid was written.

 

Who's the Vos?
Those of you who watched the first season of NBC’s reality show Last Comic Standing know that along with his unparalleled ironing skills, Rich Vos is a great comedian. Though he's often described as a ‘comic’s comic” (which normally translates into “not really funny”), Rich possesses the ability to connect with all audiences and keep them laughing with his tales of life after marriage and living as a divorced, former alcoholic, single dad. Vos is a regular on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, has starred in his own Comedy Central Half-Hour Special, appeared on Chappelle’s Show, and was the first white comedian to perform on HBO’s Def Comedy Jam.

 

Like A Story Out of a Movie
Comedian Michael Jr. (not to be confused with Michael Junior, the prepubescent German singer) has a broken film projector and a loudmouth friend to thank for getting him started in comedy. One night while watching a film with about 400 other people in a packed theater, the projector broke down shutting off the movie. That's when Michael’s friend dared him to get up in front of the crowd and perform some comedy, only to be amazed that he would do it, and do it well. Since then, Michael's gone on to perfect his standup comedy on both coasts and throughout the mid-west. He’s also a Tonight Show veteran and has the distinction of being the only comedian ever to perform “live” on Jay’s show.

 

June 24, 2004
Terrible Cop, Great Comic
Comedian Mike Armstrong was such a bad cop while on the force that when he quit, three officers were fired because there was no longer a need for that large of an internal affairs department. Whether he was pulling over speeders to warn them of traps down the road, zapping birds with his radar gun or making U-Turns to avoid arriving on the scene of an accident, Armstrong made a living straining police relations with the community almost every day. He may have struck fear in the hearts of everyone in town while working behind the badge, but now that he's on stage and off the beat, we all feel a whole lot safer.

 

June 24, 2004
Vaguely Familiar
Over the past 20 years Tim Bedore has spent thousands of hours entertaining audiences. He began his career on the radio but found he enjoyed the feedback only a live audience could provide, so he went into standup comedy. Since then, Tim's headlined comedy clubs across the country and is one of the few comics with the ability take his act to the airwaves when need be. For those of you who regularly tune into National Public Radio (we're sorry), you may have heard Tim's reoccurring radio commentary, Vague But True (now a regular feature on the BOB&TOM show). Bedore has written and recorded over 250 entertaining installments of this popular editorial segment since its debut back in 1997. The feature runs regularly on NPR's prestigious program, Marketplace. Currently, Bedore is performing as part of the Four Stand-up Dads comedy tour (featuring good friend of the show Dan St. Paul).

 

June 24, 2004
That Joke Got a Hemi?
If you don’t recognize comedian John Reep from his appearance on
Star Search or his Super Bowl Sierra Mist spot, then you’re probably going to sit and wonder where you’ve seen his face before. It shouldn’t take long for you to realize that he was the redneck in the beat-up car that asked the now famous question, “That thing got a Hemi?” in the extremely popular Dodge Ram commercial series. But even before all this Hemi fame came about, Reep was selling out standup comedy shows all across the country. People everywhere flocked to see Reep for a few simple reasons; he’s funny, he’s hip and he’s the best southern redneck dancer since “The King.” Oh, and he might be able to get you a good deal on a truck.

 

June 23, 2004
The Pit Bull of Comedy
Comedian Bobby Slayton didn’t get the moniker “The Pit Bull of Comedy” by being a nice guy. He earned it because he doesn't pull any punches when unleashing his vicious brand of humor. When Slayton starts ranting, he goes right for the comedy jugular. Using his sharp wit as a weapon, Slayton takes on topics ranging from the death penalty to porn, while at the same time charming audiences (or scaring them) with his in-your-face style. Along with standup comedy, Slayton's been busy on the acting front. He starred opposite Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton in the film
Bandits, and had a regular role on HBO’s original series The Mind of the Married Man, playing a guy named, well, Slayton.

 

June 23, 2004
When You Wish Upon a Star Search
Last year, Chicago comedian John Roy won the Star Search comedy competition, back when they still had one. For his winning effort, Roy pocketed a cool $100,000, earned a CBS development deal, got a guest-starring role on a CBS program and was asked back to compete in the champions edition of the show. He didn't win. But, that put Roy in an exclusive club with other successful Star Search losers, such as Dennis Miller, Brad Garrett and Drew Carey. Now that all the glitz and glamour of Star Search has faded, Roy's been able to get back to doing what he loves, performing standup comedy in dirty night clubs all over the country (for more than three minutes at a time). Roy's comedy is a collection of observations on contemporary culture, childhood memories and the ever present media. And while that may not be funny on its own, he takes it up a notch by delivering his jokes with energetic character voices, clever dialogue, and will even break into song, if need be.

 

June 23, 2004
Comedy on a Topical Island
Because Keith Stubbs uses current events and topical material as fodder for his comedy act, you can see him as often as you’d like because you’re never going to get the same show twice. For years, people recognized that Keith Stubbs had a natural ability to make people laugh, but nobody knew he’d become a successful standup comedian, especially back when he was chained to his desk, working as a stock broker. But it only took two years after his debut on stage for Stubbs to break into the business in a big way with two appearances on A&E's An Evening at the Improv and specials on Comedy Central. Comedy isn't Keith's only performance strength, aside from stock broking, he’s also an accomplished musician and actor.

 
 
June 22, 2004
Could You Live With Ten Comedians?
Stand up comedian and former SNL cast member Jay Mohr is back for a second season of the hit reality show, Last Comic Standing. The show, which is part
Big Brother, part ‘Open Mic Night’ finds out what happens when 10 comedians are forced to live together while at the same time battling it out to see which one will win a talent contract with NBC. Since Mohr’s already got one of those, he has the luxury of sitting back and laughing at all the wacky antics only a group of quarantined comedians can provide. Last week, 10 lucky comics received golden keys which gave them entrance into the Hollywood House. From this point on, they will be taking part in immunity challenges, with the losers of said challenges facing elimination from the house and the show. Their only hope of survival is to take part in a joke-off to see who gets to stay and who gets the hook. This season, a handful of the comics that made it to the house are good friends of the show, including Tammy Pescatelli, Todd Glass, Kathleen Madigan, and Alonzo Bodden. Find out how they fare once they're forced to live together when Last Comic Standing airs this Tuesday on NBC.

Side Note: Jay Mohr recently wrote a book, Gasping for Airtime, which chronicles his life during his years on SNL .
 

June 22, 2004
The Iseman Cometh
He’s a doctor, an actor, a comedian and now Matt Iseman can include ‘reality TV show host’ to his already impressive resume. Though he left school as a licensed physician, somehow Matt Iseman got lost along the career path and ended up a standup comedian. His work in the medical field was far from over however, as he used his ‘laughter is best medicine’ philosophy to help entertain doctors with his talk entitled, Your Prescription For Laughs. From his standup roots, Iseman began landing acting jobs (including General Hospital of all shows), which in turn helped him get his new gig. Iseman now hosts Scream Play on E!, a show that takes ordinary people and makes them recreate popular scenes from classic movies. In the first episode, the players are sent to the old west, and are asked to participate in horse tricks and a good old-fashioned shootout, Gunsmoke style

 

June 22, 2004
The Ghetto Dr. Phil
Having grown up on the mean streets of Chicago, many are surprised to find out that Corey Holcomb has become a successful standup comedian, Tonight Show veteran and one of the ten finalists on the second installment of NBC’s Last Comic Standing. While on stage, Holcomb does much more than dispense wisecracks, he uses this opportunity in front of a captive audience to dish out advice to the lovelorn with his “take-no-prisoners” attitude. This has earned him the nickname the “Ghetto Dr. Phil.” His streetwise perspectives on life make his advice easier to swallow than Dr. Phil's brand of feel-good philosophies. For those of you who prefer to see standup comedy on television (and out of harms way) rather than in the clubs, Corey has a brand new DVD called The Problem is You. View the video trailer!

 

June 22, 2004
It's the Zany
Report, Baby

The Zany Report is back and only the release of Bill Clinton's new book could possibly compare to the excitement it brings. Bob Zany, legendary comedian and all around great guy (now with a full head of hair), has confirmed that this might possibility be his greatest edition of the Zany Report ever! Though we're not as sure about that as we were that the Piston's would win the NBA Championship, we know that as long as it's better than last week's Report, everyone will be happy. Even if it's not, there's always America's favorite game show, "Fix the Joke Baby, Live!" It's the only game in which one lucky player will win Zany's popular comedy album, I Just Can't Win Baby, as well as a one year BOB&TOM VIP membership. See, it does pay to listen.

 
 

June 21, 2004
Sex Appeal
The smash hit, Emmy award-winning series, Sex and the City may have ended its run on HBO this past season, but that doesn’t mean it’s the end of the road for Carrie Bradshaw and the gang. The New York based, foxy foursome lives on now that the entire series will be rebroadcast from beginning to end on TBS starting June 22nd. It’s true the show had to be sanitized for it’s run on basic cable, but all the stories and characters you’ve grown to love are back, including the sultry (and somewhat slutty) Samantha Jones, as portrayed by Golden Globe award-winning actress Kim Cattrall. Though Cattrall’s celebrity status grew thanks to the popularity of Sex and the City, she had quite a few credits to her name before the show began in 1998. Maybe you remember her from her other sexy roles in movies like Porky’s, Police Academy, Bonfire of the Vanities and Mannequin.

 

June 21, 2004
Sax Appeal

We know you’ve heard the song Yakety Sax before, seeing as how Chick plays it about 10 times a show, but did you know the man who created that timeless, happy-go-lucky tune is considered to be one of the greatest sax players around? Boots Randolph, born Homer Louis Randolph, has over 40 albums to his credit including recordings with music legends like Elvis, Johnny Cash, Chet Atkins, Alabama, REO Speedwagon and Buddy Holly. From his humble beginnings in a small town in Kentucky, Randolph worked his way to Nashville, thanks to the multi-million copy selling Yakety Sax. Once there, Boots became the most sought after sax man in the industry and was a major player in creating what is now known as the “Nashville Sound.”

FACTOID – Boots Randolph was the first saxophone player ever to be featured on an Elvis album and the only one to ever play solo with him. In addition, he also provided the sax work for eight of his movie soundtracks.

FACTOID - Boots' dad was also named Homer. It was his brother that gave him the nickname "Boots" to help avoid confusion around the house.

 

 

 

 

 


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