June 28, 2002
For Safe Snax Always Use a Condiment
"The citizens of Idaho should get down on their knees and thank the ketchup people," says Bob & Tom sports reporter Chick McGee, and he couldn't be more right. How many foods would dwindle in popularity if it weren't for nature's miracle condiment? With some meals, ketchup is the final piece of the puzzle, while in others it's the only redeeming quality... (meatloaf anyone?) Ketchup is an example of what is right with America, and no company puts out a better, more patriotic product than the fine folks at Heinz. They are responsible for the leading ketchup product on the market, which now comes in different colors and flavors. But has ketchup reached perfection, or are there more innovations on the horizon? Bob & Tom welcome Heinz representative Deborah Andrews to talk shop and find out the inside scoop on everyone's favorite tomato product.

June 26, 2002
We Hurt Because We Love
It's time again for that fabulous feature, The Zany Report, as brought to you each week by Bob Zany. For two weeks in a row, Bob has been able to put together award-winning caliber reports, but with the pressure mounting, will he be able to do it again? If not, Zany will be facing another week of fans from across the country ringing his hotel room phone off the hook asking him why Bob & Tom treat him the way that they do.

Along with Zany, America's Favorite game show "Fix the Joke Baby (Live)" returns... some lucky fan will win a couple of T-shirts and Zany's chart topping CD I Just Can't Win Baby. You don't have play on the show to be a winner, you can play Fix the Joke Baby, read past Zany Reports and buy all of that wonderful "zany" merchandise right from your home at BobZany.com! Go there or be square!

June 25, 2002
Offbeat, Outspoken, Outback Humor
If the Outback of Australia is considered the absolute last frontier, then Kevin Bloody Wilson could well be considered the last pioneer from that last frontier.

He has been described as one of the funniest and most original singer/songwriters of our generation -- and yet there's a real good chance you've never even heard of him... for good reason.

His songs are as unique as the man himself, with an insight and singalong quality that appeals to all ages and races. In every one of his raunchy melodies, you're bound to recognize either yourself or someone you know. For example, who doesn't have fond memories spring to mind when you hear the song title Do you f**k on first dates? Wilson's songs are not written with the politically correct listener in mind, and each tune sounds as it is meant to sound. His humor is as hard and dry as his Outback heritage and his songs typify the irreverent Aussie "couldn't give a (add expletive here)" attitude.
Kev is loved by fans all over because with him, nothing is sacred! How can you argue that point with a man that sings a song called Hey, Santa Claus you c**t, where's me f**kin' bike?

It's safe to say you probably haven't heard any of Kevin Bloody Wilson's songs on the radio and you aren't likely to see him perform on television either. Bob & Tom risked their jobs just by having him on the air.

"I don't have many songs that are airable," said Kev about his playlist. "I can play a couple of songs for you, but they may just have to be instrumentals."

Yet in spite of this (or maybe because of it), Kevin Bloody Wilson has built up an enormous cult following simply by word of mouth. It's almost an odds-on bet that when you first hear Kev for yourself, you'll become an instant fan. How can you not when he starts singing about farting, or "wanking," or a Mexican guy that makes people kiss a donkey's backside?

Kev came to the States, though not for the first time, on a world wide tour. He's only making two stops in America, so if you want to hear more of this outspoken Aussie, you're going to have to become a KevNetter and buy his albums online because even Bob & Tom may have problems trying to play his tunes again.

FACTOID - Kevin Bloody WIlson's Albums are not available in most markets in the United States, Canada or mainland Europe and he likes it that way. When dealing with record labels wanting to distribute his work, Kev says "f**k 'em." He'd rather deal directly with his fans... AKA KevNetters.

June 24, 2002
Ralph Harris & His Uncle Mosely are in the House!
Comedian/actor Ralph Harris is a favorite in-studio guest on the Bob & Tom Show. His golf game is reportedly suspect, but his comedy work is always rock solid. His Uncle Mosely tags along everywhere Harris travels and he often upstages his mild mannered nephew.

Harris, and Mosely joined Bob & Tom on their last trip to Michigan and it's here that Ralph revealed that he had recently become engaged to his now fiancé, Denise. Though they gave up on abstaining from copulating until the big day, the question of when the wedding will be still remains. The cast handed out plenty of advice for Harris such as don't let the date fall on his birthday, and try to avoid anything that might conflict with the NFL season.

FACTOID - It was here on the Bob & Tom Show that Ralph Harris' glazed doughnut loving Uncle Mosely made his first national appearance.