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June 28 - July 2 2004

 

Jeff Foxworthy?
Never Heard of Him
If you were to say that Jeff Foxworthy made a good decision to leave his $30 thousand dollar a year job to go into standup comedy, we sure wouldn’t argue with you. Having taken his redneck brand of southern comedy into almost every form of media imaginable, there aren’t many folks out there who haven’t heard the phrase “you might be a redneck if…” Jeff is the author of best selling books, the star of Ace Award winning comedy specials, starred in his own sitcom (on two different networks), is the first comedian to ever have an album go triple platinum, the host of a weekly countdown radio show, and has a new sketch comedy show on the way. Oh, and maybe you’ve heard of one of his other side projects, the highly successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour, which has spawned an album and a movie by the same name.

 

Show Me the Money
Rock n’ roll icon Eddie Money has been making music and delivering it to his fans since back in the mid 70's. Perhaps you’ve heard a few of his hits on the radio over the years, songs like
Two Tickets To Paradise, Baby Hold On, Walk On Water, and Think I'm In Love. But Eddie’s not content to just live off his past success; he continues to be one of the hardest working men in music. Playing an average of 150 shows a year, Eddie is always on tour. He claims this is due to his legion of fans, the best, most loyal following a musician could ask for. Along with recording over a dozen albums, Money has also worked on numerous television and film projects including Joe Dirt and The Drew Carey Show.

 

Independence Vague
Tim Bedore's popular editorial,
Vague But True, is back for a third installment this week. But this isn't just any ordinary VBT, this is a very special 4th of July edition of the feature. How is Bedore able to deliver so many columns in such a short period of time? All we can figure is that he must not do anything except sit at his keyboard all day and type. It's all good though, as long as he keeps us laughing. When he’s not busy sharing his Vague But True tales, Bedore can be found performing his standup comedy as part of the Four Stand-up Dads comedy tour.

 

Super Spy
Remember those great blockbuster Bond films with multi-million dollar budgets, filled with exotic locations, expensive cars and a ton of high-tech gadgets? Forget about all of that stuff!! A.J. Jamal's, new action comedy "Super- Spy," is base on the true story of how a young man goes to Hollywood to sell his fifty million-dollar movie, titled "The Final Exit." After weeks of frustration and rejection, Sherlock is forced to raise the money and produce the film independently. With the help of a (wannabe) filmmaker, Slick Mango, they are only able to raise $6,800.00. In addition to their financial woes, something happens that puts a dangerous spin on their filmmaking efforts and takes them on a very funny and suspenseful roller coaster ride. View the trailer!

 

The Battle of Troy
Troy Davis basis his comedy on his own life experiences, which is good, because this way he knows nobody else is stealing his act. As a middle-aged man, former bricklayer and father of a gay son and two teenage daughters, Troy has a lot of material to work with, and it's relatable to everyone in the audiences. Troy's comedy is clean, funny, and original, and if you mix that in with his instantly likable stage presence, you’ve got yourself a show that’s hard not to enjoy.

 

Economopoulos, Costaki Economopoulos
Comedian Costaki Economopoulos' humor has been described as smart, pointed, hip, sharp, insightful, socially relevant, and gut-laugh funny and he’s been described as a “casually brilliant joke philosopher.” Just look at his business card, it's all right there. Aside from standup comedy, Costaki is still looking for a full time staff writing position on a sitcom, so if anybody “knows a guy,” make sure to give him a call (he's in the book). But until that day comes, the comedian with the biggest name in comedy is keeping busy with other projects, such as performing at the Montreal Comedy Festival this summer, including an appearance at the much ballyhooed showcase on July 23.

 

More Bedore
Now that Tim Bedore's popular editorial,
Vague But True, has become a regular feature on the BOB&TOM show, we can't seem to get enough. We’re convinced Tim does nothing but sit at his keyboard and write because he’s back for a second time this week to deliver another installment of VBT. Sometimes the topics of his columns are taken directly from Tim's own life experiences, like on Tuesday when he talked about having to deal with the growing number of annoying people in the world. Other times the subject matter is ripped directly from the headlines of the daily news, but no matter where Bedore finds his inspiration, the result is always good clean fun. When he’s not busy writing, Bedore can be found performing his standup comedy as part of the Four Stand-up Dads comedy tour.

 

Gentlemen, Stuff Your Faces!
Since 1916, people have been flocking to Coney Island, NY every 4th of July to see the annual display of gluttony known as Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest. Hundreds of competitors from around the world fight for the rights to walk away with the coveted Mustard Yellow Championship Belt. It's the World Cup of competitive eating, and what's even better is that it's recognized by the International Federation of Competitive Eating (IFOCE). Richard Shea, president of the IFOCE says that the "sport" of competitive eating has been growing in popularity for years, and this event, the first of its kind, still ranks among the most prestigious. The American record for most hot dogs eaten during a competition is 28, but that mark is well short of the world record held by the dominator of the sport, Takeru Kobayashi of Japan, who can polish off 50 1/2 dogs and buns in a mere 12 minutes.

 

Don't Mess With Tammy, She's Got Family
Good friend of the show Tammy Pescatelli is getting some big time exposure now that she's among the final 10 competitors remaining on NBC's reality show Last Comic Standing. Tammy and her “titonies” have played a big role in how things are shaping up in the Hollywood house where she's starting a divide and conquer technique to eliminate the other comedians (but most importantly, Todd Glass.) Last week, she was instrumental in getting rid of fellow female comedian, Bonnie McFarlane, who she'd gotten into a cat fight with earlier that week. Who's next on this Sicilian beauty's list? You'll just have to watch the show to find out. Before she was a reality TV star, Tammy Pescatelli appeared on the Tonight Show and she recently spent time with the USO entertaining our troops overseas.

 

Days of Thunder meets Days of Our Lives
We all know that a NASCAR race can be dramatic, but Casey Mears is taking the sport one step further. Mears (along with his No. 41 Target Dodge) will be making a special guest appearance on NBC’s top rated daytime soap opera, Days of Our Lives. Playing himself, Mears will be seen racing in a fictional NEXTEL Cup Series race to help Philip Kiriakis persuade Shawn Brady to return home by placing an ad on the race car. It sounds like a reasonable enough plan, for a soap that is. Mears is no stranger to the Hollywood scene, seeing as how he got his first acting gig on Party of Five at the age of five. He also just finished filming two episodes of the new FX series NASCAR Drivers 360. Though this is only his second year in the NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Series, Mears currently ranks in the top 20 in the standings with six top-10 finishes already this season.

 

Too Good to Be True
Now that Tim Bedore's popular editorial, Vague But True, has become a regular feature on the BOB&TOM show, we can't wait to find out what the topic of each new installment will be. Sometimes the subject matter is taken from Tim's own life, such as last weeks VBT about his travel day from hell and the fun he had with a Sky Mall magazine, and other times the topics are ripped directly from the headlines of the daily news. Regardless of where Bedore finds his inspiration, the result is always good clean fun. You can also hear Vague But True on NPR's prestigious program, Marketplace. Bedore is currently performing his standup as part of the Four Stand-up Dads comedy tour.

 

Zany: Not Just a Name,
It's a Lifestyle
The legendary Bob Zany is set to deliver his eagerly anticipated Zany Report once again and we can barely contain our excitement. After what seems like an eternity off, Bob will once again present what he thinks is A-material in hopes of creating the biggest, funniest, most spectacular Zany Report of all time. However, if for some reason you aren’t exhausted from laughing when it’s all said and done, there's always BobZany.com where you can test your hand at punch line writing by playing Fix The Joke Baby. Pick up one of those "Papa Eat Now" T-shirts while you're at it.

 
Hello? Sweeney-San
If you ask him, or check out his media kit, Mark Sweeney will tell you he's a "professional comedian," even though his credits also include acting roles in Boston Public, The Visitor, and Days of Our Lives. Along with those TV programs, Sweenz has also starred in several independent films which leads us to believe he's done a lot of porn. The four years he spent in the US Marines were forgettable, either that or he just can't remember them. Though his military history is a bit fuzzy, he's constantly being reminded that at some point he attended college, which is why he's still on the run from the student loan collectors.

Side Note - Sweeney's bit below is the one that Chick got his quick 'hello' from. Listen for it in the piece and you'll find yourself doing it the rest of the day.

 

 


"I don't drink to have fun, I drink to forget."
- Chick McGee

"I pulled a muscle while I was sleeping the other day. I guess I'm going to have to stetch before I go to bed now."
- AJ Jamal

" When was the last time you heard the phrase 'oh the humanity'?
- Tom Griswold on putting Hydrogen back in blimps

"If cell phones caused cancer, Tom would have a second head."
- Chick McGee

"The only way Bob could smoke more is if he hired an assistant."
- Tom Griswold

"When a man realizes he won't get out of bed to go see naked girls, it's a sad sad day."
- Mark Sweeney on being old on spring break

"You can't laugh away syphilis."
- "Larry King"

"You can hide anything in a Jell-O shot."
- Mark Sweeney

" I don't know if this is gay, but I have a decorator and he sleeps over."
- Rich Vos

"According to my five year old son, we had a burglar last night that came in and peed in his bed."
- Michael Jr.

" I'm looking at this Lock Jaw thing... I think I may be up for that. "
- Chick McGee

" Little league softball is about having fun and covering the spread."
- Tom Griswold

" I'd rather change a boys diaper than a girls diaper any day. Cleaning up a girl is like wiping gravy off a deck of cards."
- Keith Stubbs

" The scariest person is prison is always the white guy because you know he's guilty."
- John Roy

" When you're a comedian you have to make tough decisions like, do I want health insurance or do I want to eat today."
- John Roy

"When you make 30 movies a year, one of them is bound to be good."
- Kristi Lee on Ben Stiller's movie Dodgeball

" When Midget's get drunk they get mean."
- Chick McGee

" Being with a blow up doll is fun... the first time."
- Pat Dixon

" Say what you want about Frankenstein, but he was always wearing a sports coat."
- Chick McGee

" My brother is one of the great life guards of all time."
- Tim Wilson

" It's sad being beefy."
- Bob Kevoian to Chick

" Nothing's more fun than having old white guys mad at you."
- Bill Scheft

"You go ahead and play whatever you want. Then it will just be me and Bob working at the bait shop."
- Chick McGee

"Larry Bird recently said that now he thinks there should be more white superstars on the Washington Generals."
- Bill Scheft

" Even God likes good camel toe."
- Chick McGee

"US Congress sounds awesome. They get to see everything."
- Ian Bagg on congress seeing the Iraqi Prison photos & video