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June 30 - July 4

July 3, 2003
Bill Scheft Returns to the Studio

One of our all time favorite guests is finally returning to the Friggemall Complex, and for the first time ever, we will have Bob Kevoian and
Bill Sheft in the studio at the same time. Sheft is in the midst of a book tour promoting the release of his best-selling novel, The Ringer, in paperback editions. Scheft is an accomplished comedic writer who, when not working on his second novel (or filling in for Bob when he goes on Nudie Beach Vacations), is a monologue writer for the Late Show w/ David Letterman, and writes an extremely funny weekly column in Sports Illustrated. He was also, at one time, a standup comedian.

 

July 2, 2003
Tanya Memme:
Just Like Bob Vila Only MUCH Better Looking
!
Chick McGee will be glued to his high-def television set for sure (not that this is anything new) each time the beautiful Tanya Memme hosts her brand new show, Sell This House! The program takes the trials and tribulations of selling a house and makes it fun for everyone by adding in a hidden camera, and then mixing in a little Trading Spaces. Tanya and her crew choose a new couple each week that is desperately trying to sell their house. They then secretly videotape unsuspecting potential buyers as they complain about what's wrong with the place. Next, decorators come in, fix up the house, and the couple again attempts to sell their home to the same buyers. It's Candid Camera meets This Old House... and whether or not the house sells, you get to watch Tanya Memme. Sell This House! airs Sundays on the A&E Network.

SIDE NOTE - Tanya Memme is #1 on Chick's "Free Pass" list. Unfortunately for him, this pass is revoked anytime Tanya is in the same City as Chick.

Chick & Tanya's Dream Date
More Tanya photos

 

July 2, 2003
Making a Joke Out
of Reality TV
Stand up comedian, and friend of the show, Rich Vos can now add 'Reality TV Contestant' to his credits. He and nine other comedians are taking part in the new show Last Comic Standing, which is part Big Brother, part 'Open Mic Night' at a comedy club. The program finds out what happens when 10 comedians are forced to live together and compete against one another for the ultimate prize, a talent contract with NBC. Each week, the comics take part in immunity challenges, with the losers facing elimination from the show and only a hilarious standup act can save them from getting the hook. Check out Last Comic Standing every Tuesday on NBC. Also joining BOB&TOM from Last Comic Standing is comedian Dave Mordal, one of the nine remaining contestants. Dave faced elimination last week, but was able to wow the audience with his bit about local news to survive. Will he be able to do the same with our audience?

 
July 2, 2003
Not Your Average Babysitter!
Christine Steadman started doing stand-up to get out of babysitting grandchildren & has since become a favorite at some of the top clubs in the country. Christine hits the stage with her unique perspectives on life and it's tribulatons. She's a Las Vegas and Atlantic City favorite and has been seen on “The View” and “Bud Light Ladies of Laughter”. For about a year and a half, she toured with soap opera actor Walt Willey from ABC's "All My Children". Not too bad for a woman who simply wanted to avoid changing diapers. Making a living in the world of comedy is easy for Chris.
 

July 1, 2003
Bob Newhart Returns
to the Big Screen
Bob Newhart is not only a legendary standup comedian, he’s also the creator and star of two of the most highly regarded television shows of all time. Before The Bob Newhart Show where he portrayed a lovable psychiatrist, and Newhart, where he was a “How-To” book writer and Vermont Inn Keeper, Bob was an extremely popular standup comedian. His many comedy albums were always best sellers and at one point held the #1 & #2 spots on the charts simultaneously (a feat no one was able to repeat till 1995). Though Newhart was under high demand as an actor, he never gave up his true love, performing live for audiences all over the country. Now he’s making his return to the big screen in two major motion pictures this year, Legally Blonde 2 with Reese Witherspoon, and Elf starring Will Ferrell.

FACTOID – The final episode of Newhart, in which Bob "awoke" in his old bedroom from The Bob Newhart Show, with his wife next to him, and proclaimed he had the strangest dream, was named the “Best All-Time Episode” in television history by Entertainment Weekly.

 

July 2, 2003
Legally Bob
Though he's never won an Emmy and he doesn't star in a hit sitcom, Bob Zany's still number one in our hearts... or at least a close second. However, he did recently appear on Jimmy Pardo's new game show, National Lampoon's Funny Money. But what we really love about him is that he brings us The Zany Report each and every week, which is always good for a laugh. And don't forget, Zany hosts a game show of his own, "Fix-the-Joke Baby," where you can win one of those Eat Salmon the Other Pink Meat T-shirts, a couple great CDs, and a BOB&TOM VIP membership.

 

 



 


"Martha Stewart is a domestically gifted McGyver."
- Christine Stedman

"The monkey is finally off my back."
- Bob Kevoian on hitting a hole in one

"My balls don't do any acting, but my penis does standup."
- Tom Griswold

"We put the 'F' in professional."
- Bob Kevoian

"Nothing says 'Happy Birthday Jesus' like Las Vegas"
- Mark Sweeny

"Sallie Mae was after me for so long that the only credit card I could get was from the Fashion Bug."
- Mark Sweeny

"Now that my book is in paperback, my family may actually buy it."
- Bill Scheft

"If you're drunk enough, and your teeth are sharp enough, all panties are edible."
- Brian McKim

"I love Marv Albert because he came up with the catchphrase 'Yes!' Did he try anything else before that?"
- Frank Caliendo

"If it's not made out of meat, it shouldn't be allowed to look like a hamburger."
- Bob Kevoian

"I hate it when a two-year old can't take a joke."
- Tom Griswold

"My dogs are so limber they can lick their own balls."
- Tom Griswold on the stupidity of Yoga for dogs