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July 3, 2002
Crikey! Steve Irwin is Making a Movie!
Steve Irwin has developed into a pop culture icon since debuting his unmatched animal handling skills and total disregard for personal safety on the Animal Planet's The Crocodile Hunter. The Huge success of this show has everyone wanting more of the amazing aussie, and this summer fans will get their wish when he takes his adventures to the big screen in The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course. The film follows Steve and his wife Terri as they try to save a beauty of a croc who is being chased by poachers. What Steve doesn't know is that those poachers are actually American secret agents who are chasing the croc because it swallowed a top secret satellite beacon. If Steve can jump into a lake filled with snakes, crocs, and piranhas and come out alive... some American super agents should be no problem at all.

Apart from his Hollywood duties, Irwin is the director of the Australia Zoo in Queensland, Australia. The son of naturalists Bob and Lyn Irwin, Steve has spent his entire life studying, living and working with animals. He grew up at the Queensland Reptile and Fauna Park, where he took part in the daily feeding, care and maintenance of the park's many animal inhabitants.

He soon became an expert on local wildlife, particularly reptiles. And (as anyone who has ever seen Steve will easily believe), by the time he was 9, his dad had taught him to jump in and catch crocodiles in the rivers in North Queensland.

Together, this father-and-son team can boast that every crocodile at the Australia Zoo (numbering over 150) was either caught with their own hands, or bred and raised at the zoo.

Steve made his name in the Queensland government's rogue crocodile relocation program, where he was one of the most successful participants in this government-sponsored program, safely catching and relocating dozens of troublesome crocodiles without harm to them (or him, for the most part).

Irwin's unique talents first came to the attention of the world television audience with the premiere of the first installment of
The Crocodile Hunter. Before long, a star was born ... or "hatched" to be more reptilian about it. Today Steve has an international following.

In 1992, Steve married Terri Raines, a young American whom he met when she visited the zoo. Terri co-stars with Steve in
The Crocodile Hunter, and travels with him to help educate the public about the care and responsibility we all have to the natural world.


Steve and Terri are making the huge leap from small screen to film this summer when they both star in
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course. The movie is a mix of what you've come to expect from Steve, featuring wild adventures and lots of dangerous animals, with just enough plot mixed in to make it more than just a longer version of the popular television program.


FACTOID - "Crikey" is an Australian phase used to express a state of surprise. If this or any other of Steve's utterances leave you a bit confused, check out the quick reference Aussie Glossary .

 


July 3, 2002
It's a Dirty Job, But Someone Has to Do It
In cop shows and police dramas, they never really show you what actually happens after a murder is committed. They may focus on the detective work of the police finding clues, or following the lives of the criminals once they go to court, but there is one aspect of the whole ordeal that is often overlooked by Hollywood... clean up. You don't think the detectives get down on their hands and knees to get those stains out of the carpeting and off the walls, do you? That's where the Crime Scene Cleaners come in. They've made it their sworn duty to clean up the messes that criminals and cops leave behind, restoring order to any crime scene once all the evidence has been collected and filed away. They may not be out there catching the criminals, but they sure are cleaning up the streets.

FACTOID - Though this may sound like a dream come true for people who have just committed a crime, this is not a service used to get rid of incriminating evidence. The Crime Scene Cleaners only do their dirty work after the cops have had a look around.

 




July 3, 2002
He's Just Like You... Only Different
He may be tall, dresses all in black, wears dark rimmed glasses, lives alone with a cat, has a thing for redheads, grew up in Ohio with an English mother, sports a shower cap while bathing, and Bob & Tom sometimes question his sexuality... but other than that, comedian Drew Hastings is just like you. And that just so happens to be the title of Drew's long anticipated comedy album. Just Like You features Hasting's unique takes on every day life and very humorous standup, live on CD for fans to enjoy over and over and over again.

There's always a chance when Drew stops by that his good buddy, "Success Guru," Jack Freeman might tag along. Jack's got his own album out, The Business of Living, in which he attempts to help everyone who wants to, become a winner.

 



July 3, 2002
Toby Keith Ousted from ABC July 4th Television Special
Toby Keith, country star and reigning CMA Male Vocalist of The Year, was scheduled to appear on ABC's July 4th Special but was cancelled off the show when host Peter Jennings, World News Tonight anchor, heard the lyrics of Keith's current mega hit single "Courtesy of The Red, White & Blue" (The Angry American). Keith was confirmed last May 15 to open the special. Read the full story

 



July 3, 2002
Gentlemen: Stuff Your Faces!
Since 1916, people have been flocking to Coney Island, NY every 4th of July to see the annual display of gluttony known as Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest. Hundreds of competitors from around the world fight for the rights to walk away with the coveted Mustard Yellow Championship Belt. It's the world cup of competitive eating, and what's even better is that it's recognized by the International Federation of Competitive Eating (IFOCE). Richard Shea, president of the IFOCE says that the "sport" of competitive eating has been growing in popularity for years, and this event, the first of its kind, still ranks among the biggest competitions. Earlier this year, an American was able to put away 28 hot dogs to set a new US record, but that is still well short of last year's winner, and dominator of the sport Takeru Kobayashi of Japan, who can polish off 50 dogs and buns in a mere 12 minutes.

 



July 2, 2002
Ted Nugent To Rock Bob & Tom Show Tuesday!

Ted Nugent and his entire band plugged in and rocked out live on The Bob & Tom Show Tuesday July 2nd! After just returning from Europe, having kicked off his 2002 tour in England and Sweden, Nuge joined the cast for a special live day version of the show from Saga studios where he played some classic tunes, cover songs, and answered listener questions.

"This is a little early for us, but I think it's sounding pretty good," said Nugent as he started practicing to go on around 7am EDT. "I'll always get up for the Bob & Tom show."

Along with the music, Ted talked like only he can about topics ranging from the thrill of the hunt to his new found love for his tiny kitten. A few of his more memorable quotes from the day included:

"If I hear one more animals rights person talk, I am going to go kill three of something,"

"I've never killed anyone, but I am still young so there is time."

"I still play with all the energy of a 12 year old kid in the garage with his first guitar."

"Years ago I was invited to the Blues Brothers party and while I was there I grabbed Jim Belushi and told him he was going to kill himself with all those drugs."

The US leg of the tour begins in Clinton, IA July 3rd, and along with selling out venues around the country, Ted will be doing signings of his new book,
Kill It & Grill It,, which he authored along with his wife Shemane. The book is a New York Times bestseller, and features many of the recipes that the "tribe" back at "Camp Nuge" use after a long day on the hunt.

"I love doing signings, and I have been known to stay at those things till the last minute, but I just ask that people be courteous to all the others waiting in line." says Nugent. "If you come with fifty things like bones, arrows, skulls, books, hats, and albums, I can't get to everyone. But I love signing things for people, so come on out, just be courteous.

Coming up for the Nuge
• New
CRAVEMAN CD, coming soon, on the Spitfire label!
• Upcoming MTV CRIBS show, featuring the Nugent Ranch!
• Ted Nugent has recently been reelected to his third term
   on the NRA's Board of Directors.
• The KISS/NUGENT Tour was one of the top grossing
   rock tours of 2000.
• Ted Nugent has been profiled on A & E's BIOGRAPHY,
   and on VH1's BEHIND THE MUSIC.
• Ted was recently named Michigan Conservationist of the Year.

FOR ALL THINGS NUGE, VISIT Tednugent.com

 



July 1, 2002
Hello Dolly!... and Other Jokes She's Never Heard Before

The artist with one of the greatest country voices of all time says that throughout her life she's been driven by three passions: God, music and sex. Those passions seem to be getting the job done because Dolly Parton is one of the most successful country music singers of all time. Not only did she help revolutionize the sound of the industry during the 60's, she is a four time Grammy winner, movie star, and owns her own theme park, Dollywood, in Pigeon Forge, TN. With all the success she has enjoyed in each direction her career has taken, Dolly Parton has undeniably become an American pop icon.

Country music had never witnessed such a display of high energy, lyrical wit, arresting vocal style and outrageous glamour as Dolly Parton brought to the format in the late 1960s. The bubbly Sevier County, Tennessee, native drew heavily on her Smoky Mountain childhood for musical inspiration; but she differed from most other tradition-oriented women singers of the day by exhibiting a wide streak of independence that was simultaneously unyielding and good-natured.

In time, Parton's spirit of self-determination would manifest itself into sassier and more assertive song topics and in her push into movies and toward a more pop music sound.

Born into a poor family that would eventually include 12 children, Parton learned early on to escape the hardships of life through her vivid and far-ranging imagination. Before she learned to read and write, she was "making up" her own songs. Parton got her first guitar when she was only eight and began singing on a Knoxville radio station when she was 11. That same year, she made her first recording on Gold Band Records, a tiny custom label.

"I still remember my first song," says Dolly. "My mamma got me this little doll I named Tassel Top, and I wrote a little song in a little doll voice about her. My family was always amazed at how I was able to rhyme words, so my Mom had started keeping notes on my songs before I was even able to write."

From these humble beginnings, she would go on to make a name for herself locally while still in high school, but still she dreamed of a bigger stage. Hoping to fulfill her dream, in 1964 the day after she graduated, she moved to Nashville. Only three years later she had her first charting records
Dumb Blonde and Something Fishy, both released in 1967.

In 1968, Dolly Parton joined RCA Records and the following year became a member of the Grand Ole Opry. As half of a duet with singer Porter Wagoner (also her producer), Parton had one of the most distinctive and most-awarded sounds in country music. Together, they had 14 Top Ten hits between 1967 and 1980. Moreover, they were twice the Country Music Association's Vocal Duo of the Year.


As a solo artist, Parton also snared the CMA's Female Vocalist of the Year Award two years in a row, and in 1978, the association voted her its Entertainer of the Year Award.

It was after this success that Parton became more deeply involved in movies and television. Her acting credentials include starring in such blockbuster movies as
Steel Magnolias, 9 to 5 and The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas.

"Working on 9 to 5 was one of the most fun times I have ever had in my life. Dabney Coleman played the greatest bad guy. He was a lot of fun, but he would stay in character even when we weren't filming, so we really enjoyed tying him to chairs and stuff," Dolly said.

Though she had broken into the film industry, she maintained her country recordings and touring activities. Parton and her pals Linda Ronstadt and Emmylou Harris released their long-awaited Trio album on Warner Bros., which in 1987 soon became a million-seller.

The four-time Grammy winner's string of hits is far too long for a single album to cover. But the first of two Essential Dolly Parton collections offers a close look at her best work over the years. The collection includes such hits as
Two Doors Down, 9 To 5, I Will Always Love You, Coat Of Many Colors, To Daddy, Jolene and her duet with Kenny Rogers, Islands In The Stream.

In addition to now owning her own record label, television/film production company, Dolly Parton is also the owner of the her namesake theme park in Pigeon Forge, TN, Dollywood. Since taking over the small park known as Silver Dollar City in 1986, Dollywood has doubled in size and now boasts about 2.5 million visitors a year
.

"A lot of people don't know this, but the Smokey Mountains are the most visited state park in the country. I thought opening a park there would be fun, and I could make a lot of money... and I did," says Parton. "But it is also good for the area, and it helped a lot of people find jobs. You'll even see a lot of Dolly's walking around the park, but most of them are guys."

Dolly Parton isn't finished making music either. Her upcoming bluegrass album, Halos And Horns, will feature the country legend doing a cover of Led Zeppelin's Stairway To Heaven. The album, which Dolly produced herself, will also feature a cover of Bread's If. To promote the new project, which is set for a July release, Dolly will actually do a tour, which she has not done for ten years.

FACTOID - Dolly's Song The Coat of Many Colors was inspired by a real life coat that her mother made for her out of material from old clothes.

FACTOID -
Very few people can make her laugh as hard as the Italian stallion, Sylvester Stalone.

FACTOID
- On September 22, 1999, Parton was inducted into the Country Music Hall Of Fame. The creator of such enduring classics as "I Will Always Love You," "Jolene," and "9 to 5" says she does not feel worthy.

FACTOID - Dolly Parton's first top-10 hit as a solo artist was "Muleskinner Blues" in 1970.

FACTOID - Parton's song "I Will Always Love You" has hit #1 on the charts on three separate occasions. She recorded the song twice (in 1973 then in 1982), making her the only artist to hit #1 twice with the same song. Later in 1992, Whitney Houston's version of the song hit #1 and stayed there for 14 weeks.

 



July 1, 2002
We Love Jimmy Pardo
Very few comedians take more abuse while on the Bob & Tom show than Jimmy Pardo. That was made very clear the last time he was in the studio. Between Bob's short jokes (Pardo stands 5'4"), Chick's feminine hand model jokes, and fellow guest comedian Geoff Brown saying Jimmy would make a good prison bitch, we were surprised he didn't walk off the show again... just like he did in the Bahamas. All this abuse has been good for Pardo though, spawning such creative ideas as a pitch for a television series called Pardo & the Pigeon and the famous "I Hate Jimmy Pardo" bumper stickers. If you'd like to get in on the Pardo bashing from your very own home, buy his new album Uno and a bumper sticker, then write him a nasty e-mail... he would absolutely love that.

You can also check out Pardo on his brand new Comedy Central special
Comedy Central Presents... Jimmy Pardo. "This is 21 minutes of solid gold," says Pardo about his set. He couldn't even pick out a bit to talk about while on the show because he said it was too hard to choose something out of his fabulous material. "A lot of my set is about the crowd not being into my act, but that's hard to do when you have the place rolling with laughter... I've got nothing to do with the editing though, I just bring the laughs."

 

 

"The game of craps is like a gang rape. When things are going good everyone is high-fiving and cheering, but as soon as it turns bad everyone walks away like they were never there."
- Drew Hastings

"The definition of disabled should be like that of pornography, you know it when you see it."
- Drew Hastings

"I took this job because I wanted to be around greatness. To watch something like 'Crazy Legs' beating the oyster eating record makes it all worth while."
- Richard Shea, President of the International Federation of Competitive Eating.

"I'm just like Willie Nelson, except for the dope & the Mercedes."
- Ted Nugent

"It's a good thing I was born a woman, otherwise I would have been a drag queen."
- Dolly Parton

"Something has to die for there to be a Barbecue."
- Ted Nugent

"I went to Miami the other day... ever been to that country? They have two phone books there, one from A-Z, the other just for Perez."
- Craig Shoemaker

"If I am paying $10 for eggs, I want them in a woman."
- Larry Reeb

In America, everything is green and you guys got water everywhere. Where I am from we have 12 year old frogs who haven't learned to swim yet."
- Kevin Bloody Wilson

"Today's show is like the Niagara Falls of comedy, it just doesn't stop."
- Bob Kevoian

"You guys introduced me to brats, and that made me realize, white people have been hiding all the good hot dogs."
- Ralph Harris

"You should not be able to get married until your breasts are bigger than your zits."
- Tom Griswold

"It's no fun in fatville."
- Chick McGee

"I never understood the term 'legally drunk.' If you're legally drunk, what's the problem."
- Ben Creed

"I don't have a dog voice yet but I think I am going to start developing one right now."
- Jodie Foster

"Chick, they found that website with the men with no testicles... the address is WashingtonRedskins.com"
- Kristi Lee

"If Kristi's Dad likes porn, he can just rent some videos from my house."
- Bob Kevoian

"My dad told me I had a curfew of midnight. He said if I couldn't score by then I should just come home. I was normally home by nine."
- Chick McGee

"Most people who are victims of hate crimes wear ecru. It goes well with blood."
- Drew Hastings

"Shaquile O'Neal says his game is like the song 'Back That Ass Up?" Shouldn't it be 'Throw That Elbow'?"
- Bob Kevoian

"If you don't swear or gamble, you shouldn't play golf. And if you don't have a caddy, you should take out frustration on your cart."
- David Feherty

"I am tired of doing for you people. If you want news on your favorite team, read the paper."
- Chick McGee

"After last nights fight, Mike Tyson's action figures aren't selling as well. The only thing it hits now, is the canvas."
- "Larry King"

"I always wear a suit on stage. Every night is like a date with the audience."
- Jimmy Pardo

"I was telling my dog this morning, 'You can come to work with me as soon as Bob dies'."
- Chick McGee

"If You pull into my driveway to pick up my daughter and you honk your horn, you'd better be delivering a package"
- W. Bruce Cameron

"Question of the Week... if they can send one member of NSync into space, why can't they send them all."
- Bob Zany