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July 5 - 9 2004

Pat Godwin's New CD Is “Under the Bed”
Pat Godwin's new comedy album, Under the Bed, is available now from the BOB&TOM webstore. Pat's new project features new material including Gangsta Folk and First Date (you know, the one about the old folks getting it on), new studio versions of old classics such as Switch to Beer, C'est La Vie and Voices in my Head, live cuts from the BOB&TOM Show including Nobody Speaks English Anymore and The Legend of John Fox, and songs never before heard on the radio. If you're a Pat Godwin fan, and how could you not be, this is a must have CD for your collection! BOB&TOM.COM VIP subscribers can brush up on some of Pat's classic material by visiting the Pat Godwin audio page.

 

The Legend Of
Ron Burgandy

He went back to school and joined a fraternity in Old School and journeyed from the North Pole to New York City in Elf, but Will Ferrell is making his biggest move yet by time warping back to the 70’s in his new film Anchorman. Since he first came to the public's attention as a cast member on Saturday Night Live (where he earned two Emmy nominations), Ferrell has become one of Hollywood’s biggest and most sought after movie stars. His ability to morph himself into almost any type of character and complete willingness to make a total ass of himself has helped turn Ferrell into a huge Box Office draw. In Anchorman, Ferrell plays Ron Burgundy, San Diego’s top newsman, who’s perfect hair and mustache are pitted against the area's first female co-anchor. The worst part for Ron is, they both work for the same station. Though the pompous and moronic Burgundy is dead set against the idea at first, he and his lovely new news partner (Christina Applegate) turn from enemies to lovers in no time. Anchorman opens Friday, July 9 in theaters everywhere.

FACTOID - You may not believe it, but in Anchorman it's the hair on Will Ferrell's head that is fake. The mustache is 100% real.

 

John Rathbone
John Rathbone is a comedian who brings a ton of talent and loads of experience to the stage with him every time he performs. And while it may get crowded up there with all that luggage, people have been finding his headlining act exceptionally funny for over 20 years. It doesn't matter that he doesn't have the sex appeal of a Brad Pitt, John's got charm, humor, and a ton of experience on his side, and really what more can you ask for. Rathbone became an actor at age 6, was a debate champion in college and has been a successful standup comedian since ’1981, performing thousands of shows all across the country.

 

Tim O'Rourke
Fans of the popular ABC sitcom
The Drew Carey Show will instantly recognize comedian Tim O’Rourke as the wisecracking character, "Tim the Bartender," Those of you who didn’t watch the show will have absolutely no clue who that is. You may have also seen Tim (the comedian, not the bartender) performing his standup comedy on a number of other shows including Half Hour Comedy Hour and Stand-Up Spotlight. Tim’s act is a mixture of witty observations and soothing comedy songs all of which are accompanied by his trusty guitar.

 
 

More Bedore
Now that Tim Bedore's popular editorial,
Vague But True, has become a regular feature on the BOB&TOM show, it's hard to believe that one man could find the time to write so many clever pieces. We’re convinced Tim does nothing but sit at his keyboard and write all day because after calling in three times last week, he’s already got a new installment of VBT to share with us. Sometimes the topics of his columns are taken directly from Tim's own life experiences, like the one where he adds to the slug lines found in a Sky Mall Magazine. Other times the subject matter is ripped directly from the headlines of the daily news, but no matter where Bedore finds his inspiration, the result is always good clean fun. When he’s not busy writing, Bedore can be found performing his standup comedy as part of the Four Stand-up Dads comedy tour.

 

Daniel Tosh
Shares His Thoughts

Comedian Daniel Tosh got his start hosting a late night talk show down in South Beach where he would interview/ make fun of the gorgeous models living in the area. Though it sounds like a rough line of work, Tosh actually enjoyed it. But he gave it up to pursue bigger and better things out on the road, hoping that eventually it would land him some acting gigs and maybe another talk show with a bigger desk and a larger audience. Since then, standup comedy has become Tosh’s primary line of work (and what got him on The Late Show with David Letterman four times) but he’ll still accept the occasional acting gig, like the one he got starring in a four-part Taco Bell commercial campaign. In just a short amount of time, Tosh has become a mainstay on the college standup circuit, is a highly requested headliner in comedy clubs across the country and just made his debut on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

 

Coach Warren
The last time comedian Greg Warren was in our studio, he shared a number of stories about his family. The one concerning his uncle Leo, and the only good advice he ever got out of him, remains a favorite around the Friggemall building due to the catchy sound effects and gestures that were included. Listen to the audio below and see if you have the willpower to resist playing along. Greg is an up and coming standup comedian who’s been featured on Comedy Central’s Premium Blend and in clubs across the country. He’s also a former NCAA All-American in wrestling and has stated on many occasions that if things don’t work out in comedy, he’ll head back to school and coach the sport. With the way things are going though, we don't see Greg with a whistle around his neck any time soon.

 

Semi True Stories
Though he's kept extremely busy touring as part of the biggest concert events of the summer, somehow the guitarist of Jimmy Buffett's Coral Reefer Band, Mac McAnally, has found the time to record and promote his own solo project, Semi True Stories. Though he's most well known for his work with that guy from Margaritaville, Mac's released 10 albums of his own, written multiple #1 country hits (as well as a few that made their way onto the pop charts) and has lent his guitar stylings to a number of famous artists like Hank Williams Jr., Vince Gill and Reba McEntire. Not just a musician, Mac is also an excellent storyteller. He enjoys mixing both of those crafts into every one of his live performances which is nice because behind every good song is an even better story.

 
Here's a Tip From Your Uncle Lar
Uncle Larry Reeb is the guy you do your best to keep the kids away from at the family reunions. Everybody has that relative, the one that wanders around the party, dispensing unsolicited, and often frightening advice to anyone and everyone within ear shot. And don't think you can find a topic he doesn't have an opinion on; you could be discussing the joys of raising children, nipple piercing, your last adulterous affair or even football. and Uncle Lar's still got a 'helpful' tip for you. "It's a sick world, and I'm a happy guy," says Reeb. "If this were a perfect world, I'd be unemployed."
 

Don't Make Her Madigan
St. Louis native, Kathleen Madigan has starred in her own HBO and Comedy Central standup specials, done television pilots, reported for ESPN2, has appeared on the Tonight Show 12 times, won the American Comedy Award for “Best Female Club Comic,” and has filled in for Kristi Lee at the B&T news desk. With all these credentials, would anyone be surprised if she ended up being the Last Comic Standing. Kathleen is a veteran comedienne with nearly 15 years of experience. She's one of eight comics still in the competition on Jay Mohr's NBC reality series. She's lasted this long but will Madigan be able to make it to the final five? You'll just have to watch to find out.

 

Bob Zany: Such a Nice Young Man
The lovable Bob Zany is set to deliver his eagerly anticipated Zany Report and we couldn't be more excited. Because of the extended holiday weekend, we're sure Zany will be bringing his A-material for what is sure to be the biggest, funniest, most spectacular report of all time (no pressure, Bob). If for some reason you aren’t exhausted from laughing when it’s all said and done, there's always BobZany.com where you can test your hand at punch line writing by playing Fix The Joke Baby. Pick up one of those "Salmon: The Other Pink Meat" T-shirts while you're at it.

 

21 Gunner Salute
Since BOB&TOM are enjoying an extended holiday weekend (it pays to have your name on the show), our resident part-time talent will once again be sitting in to host another heart warming episode of "The Best of the BOB&TOM Show." Dave Gunn (AKA "Gunner") has been a part of the show for years and relishes any opportunity he gets to fill in an empty seat whenever a cast member (or the entire show) is absent. The always reliable Mike/Mark... whatever will also be in the studio running the board to aid Gunner so that he can concentrate solely on his hosting duties. So sit back and enjoy a day of 'catch up,' as we play the highlights you might have missed the first time around. Remember, if you haven't heard it, it's new to you!

FACTOID - Aside from his beautiful baby girls, Gunner says his greatest achievement in life is slamming a fifth of Jim Beam during side one of AC/DC's "Back in Black."

 

 

 

 

 

 


"The hookers at the Republican convention are Pro-Life."
- Bill Scheft

"I've been known to have a period."
- Chick McGee

" Is the purpose of the ski boots to get you used to the feel of a cast."
- John Rathbone

" If your dentist is the one telling you you've got a VD, that's not good."
- Tom Griswald

" People who say money can't buy happiness don't own a wave runner."
- Daniel Tosh

" I shave my region because I want to have the fastest sex ever. I've shaved .3 seconds off my best time."
- Daniel Tosh

"My second album has become an unintentional collectors item."
- Mac McAnally

" Never send food back at a truck stop."
- Larry Reeb

" I don't drink to have fun, I drink to forget."
- Chick McGee

" I pulled a muscle in my sleep the other day. I guess I'm going to have to loosen up before I go to bed."
- AJ Jamal

" When was the last time you heard the phrase 'oh the humanity'??
- Tom Griswold on putting Hydrogen back in blimps

" If cell phones caused cancer, Tom would have a second head."
- Chick McGee

"The only way Bob could smoke more is if he hired an assistant."
- Tom Griswold

" When a man realizes he won't get out of bed to go see naked girls, it's a sad day."
- Mark Sweeney on being old on spring break

" You can't laugh away syphilis."
- "Larry King"

"You can hide anything in a Jell-O shot."
- Mark Sweeney