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July 11, 2003
The Other Mr. Rogers
Friend of the show, Kivi Rogers was just your average computer geek, working nine to five with a reputable company. Throughout the workday, he would pass the time and harass his coworkers with his quick wit and thousands of comical voices. Eventually (we think it was to get rid of him) they were able to convince Kivi to try out his humor on stage. He won a comedy contest with his very first attempt, and has been going strong ever since. Rogers recently attempted to win another comedy competition, Star Search on CBS. Even though he didn’t walk away with the grand prize, Kivi’s still one of our favorites.

 

July 11, 2003
Comedy & Gender Studies
Monique Marvez is a standup comedienne known for her sharp sarcasm and interesting takes on men, women, and relationships. No gender is safe from her no-holds barred comedy, but both sexes will enjoy it. When Marvez began performing, it wasn’t in the clubs or venues most comedians start in. Marvez would only play coffee houses, cabarets, and other non-traditional stages. Since those humble beginnings, she’s become a popular standup comic, relationship expert, created a one-woman show (Loco Motive) and released a comedy album (Built For Comfort) which features the best of Marvez's raunchy wit and sexualized sense of humor.

 

July 10, 2003
Music with a Message
For the most part, comedian Sean Morey's songs usually contain very heartfelt and well thought out messages. His tune Ghost Chickens in the Sky examins poultry's plight against the farmer's ax, his Man Song discusses the power struggle between men and women, and On the Internet is all about how hard it is to find love in today's society. The messages may not sound as profound with his banjo in the background, but if you can get past that, these songs could possible change your life.
VIP MEMBERS! If you'd like to sample some of these wonderful melodies, check out the Sean Morey Audio Page.

 

July 10, 2003
Comedy That Rocks
How would Dave Matthews sound if his singing were slowed down and played on an old turntable? Or what wouldNeil Diamond be like as an elementary school teacher? These are questions comedian/singer/ songwriter Mark Eddie tries to answer every time he takes the stage. Eddie's reputation as the "rock comic" comes from his uncanny ability to impersonate a number of musical artists in humorous situations. His comedy shows are often compared to rock concerts because he's also the front man for the rock band Mark Eddie & the Itch. Aside from singing, Eddie is an accomplished guitarist... a skill he was inspired to learn after years of using an old K-Mart broom to play along with KISS.

 

July 10, 2003
David Arnold Gets Hitched
Comedian David Arnold is doing something much more frightening than performing on stage… he’s getting married. What’s even scarier is that he’s letting all the preparations and buildup to his “special day” be caught on film for TLC’s A Wedding Story. Arnold, a Tonight Show veteran, likes to poke fun at family life and growing up in his standup act, but now he’ll have a lot more stories to tell because he’s going to have a family of his own. You can hear all about Arnold's life when he was still a single man on his comedy album, 'Cause I Have To Work in the Morning.

 

July 9, 2003
Love, American Idol Style
The show American Idol has becomeone of the biggest hits on American Television. This phenomenon has kept viewers glued to their seats waiting to see who would win the enhanced version of a Karaoke contest, while at the same time spawning best selling albums, sell out concert tours, and even a summer film release. The man behind this pop culture machine is executive producer Simon Cowell, and he’s hoping that his next venture, Cupid, will do for CBS what American Idol did for FOX. Cupid takes one young woman and asks America to find her a perfect mate. We’ll she be able to find true love? Well, that all depends on you. Check out the series premiere of Cupid Wednesday, July 9 on CBS.

 

July 9, 2003
We've Got Our Finger
on the Button

He tries to be a clean guy, just making a living pointing out odd occurrences in family life and other everyday behaviors, but sometimes even comedian
Rob Haney has to be censored. Take for instance the time he was reading an advice column in which he found a letter asking what to do if your best friend suffers from severe feminine odor? The answer given was to write her a poem explaining the problem. It sounded simple enough, so Haney took a stab at penciling his own prose and it ended up becoming one of the most requested bits from BOB&TOM's album, Factory Air. His other album appearance, a much cleaner one, is the world famous talking dog joke.

 

July 9, 2003
Bob Zany: Such a Nice Young Man
The lovable Bob Zany is set to deliver his eagerly anticipated Zany Report one day later than usual this week. Because we had to wait an extra day to get our Zany fix, we're sure Bob will be bringing his A-material for what is sure to be the biggest, funniest, most spectacular report of all time (no pressure, Bob). If for some reason you aren’t exhausted from laughing when it’s all said and done, there's always BobZany.com where you can test your hand at punch line writing by playing Fix The Joke Baby. Pick up one of those "Papa Eat Now" T-shirts while you're at it.

Side Note – After Bob was informed about our expectations for this week's report he quickly scrapped what he had already written, and began working on new material.

 

July 8, 2003
Diamond Dave, Live in the Studio!
As the original front man for Van Halen, David Lee Roth help establish the band as one of the most successful heavy metal groups in history. And even after he went solo the hits just kept on coming with songs like “Yankee Rose” and “California Girls,” Diamond Dave has established himself as a legend in Rock, but he has recently been spending most of his time working in film studios producing a movie that he describes as "an R rated version of the Little Rascals" or "Groucho Marx meets Kurasawa." Though we’re not sure what that means, we do know that he and his full band will be taking a break from their current cross country tour to rock the house live, this Tuesday on the BOB&TOM Show. You can also buy Roth's new CD, Diamond Dave.

 
July 7, 2003
Ed McMahon Follows Telly Savalas' Lead and Launches the "Next Generation" Players Club

Twenty years ago the guy best known as Kojak from the hit television series, introduced Players Club International. Over 300,000 club members took advantage of the perks like special deals on travel and hotels and vacation packages that feature some of the best hotels and casinos around the world. Now Ed McMahon is bringing the concept to another level with the launch of Ed McMahons Players Club. Developed by the founder of the Original Players Club with Telly Savalas, Ed McMahon’s Players Club integrates online gaming with a weekly TV show and print publications to give the recreational gambler access to perks usually reserved for "high-rollers." Get the inside skinny directly from Ed Monday AM on the BOB&TOM Show!
 

 



 



"I put the 'Ho" in Honesty."
- Monique Marvez

"If you're a pallbearer, don't wear flip flops."
- Sean Morey

"I've given away half of my stuff twice. How do I still own anything."
- Sean Morey on divorce

"The idea of owning a compound appeals to me."
- Tom Griswold

"The idea of lighting striking your penis has actually crossed your mind? What is wrong with you."
- Bob Kevoioan on Tom's fear of peeing outside

"May you rest in peas."
- Tom Griswold on using frozen vegetables to keep dead bodies cold

"Santana is like hot sauce, he makes everything better."
- David Lee Roth

"Martha Stewart is a domestically gifted McGyver."
- Christine Stedman

"The monkey is finally off my back."
- Bob Kevoian on hitting a hole in one

"My balls don't do any acting, but my penis does standup."
- Tom Griswold

"We put the 'F' in professional."
- Bob Kevoian

"Nothing says 'Happy Birthday Jesus' like Las Vegas"
- Mark Sweeny

"Sallie Mae was after me for so long that the only credit card I could get was from the Fashion Bug."
- Mark Sweeny

"Now that my book is in paperback, my family may actually buy it."
- Bill Scheft

"If you're drunk enough, and your teeth are sharp enough, all panties are edible."
- Brian McKim